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Topic: Last Meal
Posted By: oreomann33
Subject: Last Meal
Date Posted: 25 November 2006 at 12:45pm
So if you were getting the chair tomorrow, what would you want your last meal to be?

I would go with a bean burrito with extra fire sauce, a bucket of Sheetz fries, a bag of reeses pieces and a tall glass of Arizona green tea.




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Posted By: Cedric
Date Posted: 25 November 2006 at 12:46pm
EVA LONGORIA.

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Posted By: *Stealth*
Date Posted: 25 November 2006 at 12:55pm
Jessica Alba..

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Posted By: carl_the_sniper
Date Posted: 25 November 2006 at 1:12pm

Fidel castro's dead corpse



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Posted By: BooksAndLeaves
Date Posted: 25 November 2006 at 1:21pm
wow...idk

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Posted By: hwayhzrd
Date Posted: 25 November 2006 at 1:45pm
Homemade lasagna, a coconut cream pie and all the hot cocoa I could cram
in.

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Posted By: Trogdor2
Date Posted: 25 November 2006 at 1:48pm
I'd eat lots of sushi with nice tea.

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Posted By: Tolgak
Date Posted: 25 November 2006 at 1:58pm
Cyanide.

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Posted By: Styro Folme
Date Posted: 25 November 2006 at 2:05pm

crab legs...  and lots of em...

see, crab legs take a while to eat...  therefore elongating my life.



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Posted By: jerseypaint
Date Posted: 25 November 2006 at 2:14pm
12oz of Fillet Mignon (that'll take a while to cook), fried chicken wings, platanos, and mashed potatoes. As a drink, Oreo Shake with a coke in the side.


Posted By: Benjichang
Date Posted: 25 November 2006 at 2:23pm
BD's Mongolian BBQ ftw.

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Posted By: Boss_DJ
Date Posted: 25 November 2006 at 2:25pm
an all you can eat buffet...that way they can never put me down ;]

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Posted By: 636andy636.
Date Posted: 25 November 2006 at 2:40pm
Sushi, Lobster, Crab, mussels, clams, the keg prime rib, hush puppies, jambalaya, fries, onion rings, prawns, scallops, smoked salmon, venison, moose, more sushi, turkey, stuffing, gravy, Yorkshire pudding, gf's punani, mcdonalds double cheese burgers with no ketchup and a ton of onions and pickles, kobe beef, mc nuggets, whipped cream and honey off my gf and a bottle of castor oil before i get zapped. It would be very messy in that room.


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Posted By: hwayhzrd
Date Posted: 25 November 2006 at 2:50pm
Originally posted by Boss_DJ Boss_DJ wrote:

an all you can eat buffet...that way they can never put me
down ;]

BRILLIANT!!



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Posted By: Roll Tide
Date Posted: 25 November 2006 at 3:13pm
Unlimited Louisiana crawfish. Yumm.

Or a Thanksgiving dinner. I ate for a little over 3 hours.


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Posted By: lester98c
Date Posted: 25 November 2006 at 4:11pm
something that when they zap me will explode inside me.


Posted By: rednekk98
Date Posted: 25 November 2006 at 7:15pm

Definatly mexican food, or anything else that would totally punish my rectum the next day and make me regret eating it. That way I wouldn't need to deal with it, and someone else would.

I'd imagine eatin all that horrible stuff would be a lot more enjoyable without fearing the next day. I'd also like to drink enough so my BAC is high enough that I'd catch fire.



Posted By: choopie911
Date Posted: 25 November 2006 at 7:16pm
Fresh Dodo bird meat.

Cant kill me till you satisfy my request suckers!


Posted By: Galm </\> Zero
Date Posted: 25 November 2006 at 7:19pm
pwn

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Posted By: Tae Kwon Do
Date Posted: 25 November 2006 at 7:24pm
Coconut chicken and fried rice. 

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Posted By: carl_the_sniper
Date Posted: 25 November 2006 at 7:47pm

Originally posted by choopie911 choopie911 wrote:

Fresh Dodo bird meat.

Cant kill me till you satisfy my request suckers!

i laughed hard and everyone in the room was like wtf?



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Posted By: usafpilot07
Date Posted: 25 November 2006 at 7:59pm
Originally posted by rednekk98 rednekk98 wrote:

Definatly mexican food, or anything else that would totally punish my rectum the next day and make me regret eating it. That way I wouldn't need to deal with it, and someone else would.

I'd imagine eatin all that horrible stuff would be a lot more enjoyable without fearing the next day. I'd also like to drink enough so my BAC is high enough that I'd catch fire.



 
Originally posted by choopie911 choopie911 wrote:

Fresh Dodo bird meat.

Cant kill me till you satisfy my request suckers!


For some reason the combination of these two replies made me LOL...







HARD.



I'll have to ponder what I would eat though, granted it will follow the trend of creating a large mess for whoever the unfortunate soul is that has to clean up after me.


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Posted By: ZestyBeast
Date Posted: 25 November 2006 at 10:39pm
a fat bong rip

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Posted By: hwayhzrd
Date Posted: 25 November 2006 at 10:40pm
I take it that would be BEFORE the meal, to increase the munchies and
therefore prolong the consumption of mass quantities?

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Posted By: choopie911
Date Posted: 25 November 2006 at 10:44pm
Hmm, that makes me think. Since I'm going to die anyways.

A pound of PCP


Posted By: PACMAN28
Date Posted: 25 November 2006 at 10:55pm
bannana pudding, some california rolls, a thanksgiving turkey, fried catfish, top ramen, a bunch of pomagrantes, bawls, reeses pieces, acouple pounds of chocolate, mac and cheese, tofu, pumpkin pie, and a creme brulee


Posted By: Dye Playa
Date Posted: 25 November 2006 at 11:03pm

lets see....

lasagna, chicken wings, pizza, nachos, filet mignon, supersod, cannolis, reeeses, milky ways, cherry garcia ice cream, lots of mexican food, oreo milkshake from applebees <3, and a loootaa vodka.



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Posted By: Hairball!!!
Date Posted: 25 November 2006 at 11:22pm
Originally posted by rednekk98 rednekk98 wrote:

Definatly mexican food, or anything else that would totally punish my rectum the next day and make me regret eating it. That way I wouldn't need to deal with it, and someone else would.


I'd imagine eatin all that horrible stuff would be a lot more enjoyable without fearing the next day. I'd also like to drink enough so my BAC is high enough that I'd catch fire.



Word.


Posted By: Rock Slide
Date Posted: 25 November 2006 at 11:35pm
I'd like some elephant knees please.  I'll wait...

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Posted By: Koolit32
Date Posted: 26 November 2006 at 12:22am
I'm thinking some refreshing Tropicana orange juice.


Posted By: battlefreak
Date Posted: 26 November 2006 at 12:26am
i think id have a few bottles of jack, die happy!

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Posted By: choopie911
Date Posted: 26 November 2006 at 12:28am
I'd eat the executioners heart. Mwahahahahaa


Posted By: Squishey
Date Posted: 26 November 2006 at 1:09am
i'd ask for the worlds rarest chocolate, and while they were looking for it, i'd escape.

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Posted By: BARREL BREAK
Date Posted: 26 November 2006 at 2:05am
Originally posted by Cedric Cedric wrote:

EVA LONGORIA.
[James Earl Jones voice] Ohhhhh SNAP.

My meal -
Hard to decide, but I think it'd have to be:
- A good Lasagna
- Ceaser Salad
- Henry WeinHards Root Beer
- A mandarin orange


Posted By: Thor
Date Posted: 26 November 2006 at 7:49am
It would involve, mead and one of every edible animal.

That's as good a time as any to fulfill my lifelong wish of eating every animal...

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Posted By: hwayhzrd
Date Posted: 26 November 2006 at 7:53am
Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:

It would involve, mead and one of every edible animal.

That's as good a time as any to fulfill my lifelong wish of eating every
animal...

One dung beetle, coming right up!

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If I attack, follow me

If I flee, kill me

If I die, avenge me



Posted By: Galm </\> Zero
Date Posted: 26 November 2006 at 11:35am

Steak, bloody just the outside brown, I'm dying tomorrow why the hell not, every item on the taco bell menu just for kicks, my grandfathers choke the priest pasta, I'm having it tonight I'm so friggen excited, XXL monster Assualt, and to finish a fuentes torpedo cigar with a glass of Grand Marnier Rum.



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Posted By: cdacda13
Date Posted: 26 November 2006 at 11:58am
Chinese food


Posted By: 636andy636.
Date Posted: 26 November 2006 at 1:55pm
Originally posted by Galm </\> Zero Galm </\> Zero wrote:

Steak, bloody just the outside brown, I'm dying tomorrow why the hell not, every item on the taco bell menu just for kicks, my grandfathers choke the priest pasta, I'm having it tonight I'm so friggen excited, XXL monster Assualt, and to finish a fuentes torpedo cigar with a glass of Grand Marnier Rum.



grand marnier is not rum... its a orange liquor like like triple sec...
I don't really like you. You are very annoying. Go away.



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Posted By: DeTrevni
Date Posted: 26 November 2006 at 2:16pm
I've always wanted to try manatee...

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Posted By: carl_the_sniper
Date Posted: 26 November 2006 at 2:32pm

Originally posted by DeTrevni DeTrevni wrote:

I've always wanted to try manatee...

anyone gona post it?

fine, i guess i'll have to do it



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Posted By: BARREL BREAK
Date Posted: 26 November 2006 at 2:51pm
Originally posted by carl_the_sniper carl_the_sniper wrote:

Originally posted by DeTrevni DeTrevni wrote:

I've always wanted to try manatee...


anyone gona post it?


fine, i guess i'll have to do it




Posted By: brihard
Date Posted: 26 November 2006 at 5:25pm
Braaaaains.

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Posted By: Galm </\> Zero
Date Posted: 26 November 2006 at 7:28pm
The judges brains?

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For after all what's man in nature? A central point in between nothing & all, infinitely far from understanding either.



Posted By: Jack Carver
Date Posted: 26 November 2006 at 7:29pm
Originally posted by Galm </\> Zero Galm </\> Zero wrote:

The judges mom?



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