You’re A Mean One...
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Topic: You’re A Mean One...
Posted By: Tae Kwon Do
Subject: You’re A Mean One...
Date Posted: 24 December 2006 at 2:44pm
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Hopefully this is a clue as to my new X-mas poem for tonight.... You're a mean one, Mr. Shenk. You really are a heel. You're as cuddly as a cactus, you're as charming as an eel, Mr Shenk, You're a bad banana with a greasy black peel. You're a monster, Mr. Shenk Your heart's and empty hole, Your brain is full of spiders, you have garlic in your soul, Mr. Shenk I wouldn't touch you with a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole! You're a foul one, Mr. Shenk You have termites in your smile, You have all the tender sweetness of a seasick crocodile, Mr. Shenk Given the choice between the two of you I'd take the seasick crocodile! Your're a rotter, Mr Shenk You're the king of sinful sots, You're heart's a dead tomato splotched with moldy purple spots, Mr. Shenk You're a three decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich with arsenic sauce! You nauseate me, Mr. Shenk, With a nauseous super "naus"!, You're a crooked dirty jockey and you drive a crooked hoss, Mr. Shenk, Your soul is an appalling dump heap overflowing with the most disgraceful assortment of rubbish imaginable mangled up tangled up knots! You're a foul one, Mr. Shenk You're a nasty wasty skunk, Your heart is full of unwashed socks, your soul is full of gunk, Mr. Shenk, The three words that describe you are as follows, and I quote, Stink, stank, stunk! ------------- 
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Posted By: Gatyr
Date Posted: 24 December 2006 at 2:47pm
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Someone post the older forum christmas poem as well.
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Posted By: tecumseh
Date Posted: 24 December 2006 at 2:47pm
 will be looking forward to it  ------------- what? |
Posted By: Tae Kwon Do
Date Posted: 24 December 2006 at 2:47pm
I will copy/paste it tonight. -------------
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Gatyr wrote:Posted By: Da Hui
Date Posted: 24 December 2006 at 2:52pm
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Edit: I found the one from '04. ------------- 
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Posted By: lester98c
Date Posted: 24 December 2006 at 2:54pm
| Can't wait for this years poem. wasn't sure if there was one since no one mentioned it. |
Posted By: Tae Kwon Do
Date Posted: 24 December 2006 at 4:28pm
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Poem is done. Will post at 8pm Eastern Time.
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Posted By: usafpilot07
Date Posted: 24 December 2006 at 6:05pm
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I would like to cast my vote that the only previous poems that can be reposted are the forum related ones. We honestly do not need another round of the exact same poems for every branch of the military, PETA, Greenpeace, or any body else. If we wanted those, we could search for them.
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