...my girlfriend cheated on me.
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Topic: ...my girlfriend cheated on me.
Posted By: Styro Folme
Subject: ...my girlfriend cheated on me.
Date Posted: 07 January 2007 at 8:37am
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Posted By: usafpilot07
Date Posted: 07 January 2007 at 9:00am
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Shens. You never had a girlfriend. ------------- Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo |
Posted By: sinisterNorth
Date Posted: 07 January 2007 at 9:00am
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Fiber Wire my good man. Blood is messy. ------------- Pumpker'd; (V.) When a pump player runs up and shoots you at point blank range because you thought 20bps made you good. |
Posted By: Skillet42565
Date Posted: 07 January 2007 at 9:12am
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Crowbar. Dramatic effect, scare tactic, and that clawed end works wonders on skulls.
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Posted By: tallen702
Date Posted: 07 January 2007 at 10:30am
Yeah, but it's easier to clean all of the forensic evidence off of a lead pipe. On a more serious note, that sucks man, I've had it happen a few times to me. Just remember, it's better in the long run to find out that she didn't truly love you now, than later on in life. As time goes on, you'll be less pissed about the fact she cheated on you and more pissed about how much money, effort, emotion, and time you put into the relationship for her to just throw it away. Ben Folds has a great breakup song btw.... ------------- <Removed overly wide sig. Tsk, you know better.> |
Skillet42565 wrote:Posted By: Benjichang
Date Posted: 07 January 2007 at 10:38am
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Did you dump her ass? I don't think I could stand to be with anyone once they cheated on me. It's like once that initial trust is broken, things aren't ever the same again. Sorry to hear about it, though. I hate it when stuff like this happens. You just got to keep going and move on. Good luck.
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Posted By: Tolgak
Date Posted: 07 January 2007 at 10:55am
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Lead pipe is softer and therefore more blows. More blood, more mess. Howabout you strap her to a chair and tape her eyes open for a 48 hour marathon of Richard Simmons. That should do her good. ------------- 
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Posted By: usafpilot07
Date Posted: 07 January 2007 at 11:14am
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*Screw* what I said it dont mean *poop* now *Screw* the presents might as well throw em out *Screw* all those kisses, they didn't mean jack *Screw* you, you hoe, I dont want you back ------------- Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo |
Posted By: Tae Kwon Do
Date Posted: 07 January 2007 at 12:01pm
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Dunno where you live, but around here we have plenty of swamps and gators to take care of bodies. ------------- 
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Posted By: .Ryan
Date Posted: 07 January 2007 at 12:20pm
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Meh, not worth the trouble. If I had to pick though, crowbar....Much more versatile weapon... -------------  |
Posted By: Koolit32
Date Posted: 07 January 2007 at 12:28pm
| I'd go old-fashioned and beat her with my bare hands. |
Posted By: mbro
Date Posted: 07 January 2007 at 12:30pm
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I'd go with an old fashioned dumping. ------------- 
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Posted By: GI JOES SON
Date Posted: 07 January 2007 at 12:57pm
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are you talking about killing her or the guy she was with or both or what? PS- what mbro said |
Posted By: youm0nt
Date Posted: 07 January 2007 at 1:16pm
| butt sechs |
Posted By: AngelSlayer
Date Posted: 07 January 2007 at 1:16pm
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did she cheat on you because you weren't using your lead pipe adequately?
those two objects are too similar, should go with like: lead pipe, daddy's stihl, or a set of billiard balls -------------  
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Posted By: RicWhic414
Date Posted: 07 January 2007 at 1:22pm
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Posted By: Mack
Date Posted: 07 January 2007 at 2:48pm
. . . because if she did it once, she'll do it again and you might as well make her someone else's problem. (If you get lucky she'll do it to the guy she cheated on you with.) ------------- 
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Posted By: Spike511
Date Posted: 07 January 2007 at 3:03pm
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Cheese Wire...even better....guitar strings ------------- well then....as a last resort...SHOOT AT WHATEVER MOVES |
Posted By: BooksAndLeaves
Date Posted: 07 January 2007 at 3:36pm
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i'd go with the good old hidden hypodermic needle in the seat cushion with AIDS
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Posted By: tallen702
Date Posted: 07 January 2007 at 3:44pm
Can't transmit AIDS, it's a syndrome, not a communicable disease.... you can however, transmit Human Immuno Virus (HIV).  ------------- <Removed overly wide sig. Tsk, you know better.> |
Posted By: BooksAndLeaves
Date Posted: 07 January 2007 at 3:46pm
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i know that, but i was trying to incorporate that scary myth into my suggestion
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Posted By: Squishey
Date Posted: 07 January 2007 at 3:54pm
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if you go with with crowbar you can yell "HALF LIFE 3 *INSERT PROFANITY*"
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Posted By: kickinwing2010
Date Posted: 07 January 2007 at 3:56pm
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id go with both and alternate you know mix it up a bit like left half
crowbar right half pipe and you would looke pretty cool whalin on her
with both arms flying also i want a vid.
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Posted By: a5Tpp789
Date Posted: 07 January 2007 at 4:58pm
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Posted By: DsXz
Date Posted: 07 January 2007 at 5:25pm
beat me too it :'( well not really but i was gonna say something about hl ------------- http://imageshack.us"> 
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Posted By: Styro Folme
Date Posted: 07 January 2007 at 5:34pm
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hahaha, you guys crack me up... but yeah, i dumped her... and told her i don't want to talk to her for at least a month. you wouldn't beleive the missed call list on my phone... Btw, i'm talking about going on an all out rampage, starting with her rich, manslut. edit: forgot to add in, the guy she cheated on me with, plays for the rival school lacrosse team. I have his last name, and i have his number. there will be late hits. might as well add 60" lacrosse stick in there... |
Posted By: choopie911
Date Posted: 07 January 2007 at 5:37pm
| Do you by any chance live right above me? It sounded like a full blown fight upstairs last night, a guy yelling, a bunch of stomping around, then a dude screaming "GET OUT!" extremely loud. If you're in apartment 401, what'd the cops say to you when they showed up, I'm curious |
Posted By: Hitman
Date Posted: 07 January 2007 at 5:39pm
You should go to his house and beat him up. Nothing is more mature then KICKING ASS!!! ------------- |
Posted By: sporx
Date Posted: 07 January 2007 at 5:40pm
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I'm sorry styro. use a gun. one bullet, less painful and unexpensive. Dump her in the Missouri... all the kids are doing it these days. ------------- 
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Posted By: Tae Kwon Do
Date Posted: 07 January 2007 at 5:43pm
Some Skype fun could be had. Let me think about this. -------------
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Posted By: __sneaky__
Date Posted: 07 January 2007 at 5:56pm
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WE LOVE YOU SHELBY! YOU CAN HAVE TOMS GIRLFRIEND! ------------- "I AM a crossdresser." -Reb Cpl Forum Vice President RIP T&O Forum |
Posted By: FlimFlam
Date Posted: 07 January 2007 at 5:59pm
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I suggest a regiment of listening to "Brick" over and over until you realize that she was YOUR brick, drowning you slowly... ------------- 
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Posted By: Hysteria
Date Posted: 07 January 2007 at 6:19pm
I believe he meant lacrosse number. |
Posted By: AngelSlayer
Date Posted: 07 January 2007 at 6:25pm
if you end up killing her, the lead pipe could be a convient, if you kill her in the basement of her house where her dad was fixing the gas line, so you picked it up and smacked her....if its a crowbar, that shows that you brought it into her house to hit her.....just think it thru, the whole way to court...plan it  -------------
Hey, Pate, it does feel good to be a gangster. |
Posted By: Kristofer
Date Posted: 07 January 2007 at 6:32pm
| my two cents. just dont speak to her ever again. |
Posted By: Styro Folme
Date Posted: 07 January 2007 at 6:34pm
so i just got back from her house to talk to her. saddest thing i've ever done.. i told her if she truely loved me, she wouldn't do anything stupid for a whole month while being silent between us, i might give her a 3rd chance... i hate lieing to people. i should pm his number to you guys. as long as you don't get me arrested... skype fun indeed. |
Posted By: Kristofer
Date Posted: 07 January 2007 at 6:36pm
wait. this isnt the first time? |
Posted By: ¤ Råp¡Ð F¡rè ¤
Date Posted: 07 January 2007 at 6:42pm
I like the idea. And maybe we could somehow get it broadcast on PBC Radio? ------------- 
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Posted By: Styro Folme
Date Posted: 07 January 2007 at 6:51pm
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Posted By: Styro Folme
Date Posted: 07 January 2007 at 6:52pm
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Posted By: Kristofer
Date Posted: 07 January 2007 at 6:59pm
| ah well. If you are capable of giving her a second chance on this cheating thing. You are a lot more forgiving than me. I wouldnt have even spoken to her if I found out. So Kudos to you if you can do that. Good luck with it though, that situation sucks. |
Posted By: Heres To You
Date Posted: 07 January 2007 at 7:04pm
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Why waste time on the lacrosse field? You can't really do that much damage. Find out when they go to a party, and go and when he's not around any of his friends and just with you ex, just blindside him. Seriously, no guy is going to call you a coward if he cheated on your girl, and If he's bigger than you and you just broke his jaw, he's not going to be much of a fighter after that. Make sure you have some friends to rival his. Never say a word to her. That will piss her off, and her new man will be drinking milkshakes for three weeks. Alls well that ends well... ------------- |
Posted By: Styro Folme
Date Posted: 07 January 2007 at 7:11pm
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kristopher: i really doubt i will forgive her. i just told her that, becuase i felt slightly sorry for her heres to you: i found out he has another gf... so i doubt she won't get mad. however, i am kind of likeing the idea... if i ever run into him at a party... |
Posted By: Heres To You
Date Posted: 07 January 2007 at 7:15pm
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Forget running into him. Find out where he's at. I've never done it, but I've never been cheated on either... I guess I would just be a little bit more mad about it than you. But like everyone else said, don't talk to her again. ------------- |
Posted By: Tae Kwon Do
Date Posted: 07 January 2007 at 7:46pm
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Styro, Do not do what Heres To You is suggesting. Be the better man in the situation, and don't resort to violence like some sort of Neanderthalic bruit. You are better than that. -------------
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Posted By: brihard
Date Posted: 07 January 2007 at 8:21pm
If he has an *actual* girlfriend, there's a simple solution; let her know that he banged your now ex girlfriend... Quid pro quo, justice is served. ------------- "Abortion is not "choice" in America. It is forced and the democrats are behind it, with the goal of eugenics at its foundation." -FreeEnterprise, 21 April 2011. Yup, he actually said that. |
Posted By: Mack
Date Posted: 07 January 2007 at 8:28pm
QFT. (If she cheated twice is she really worth getting into trouble over?) It will probably bother her more if you just let it go like she is no big deal to lose. -------------
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Posted By: DectnDuctTape
Date Posted: 07 January 2007 at 9:45pm
| meh, id go with butt sechs like youm0nt said then when she isn't paying attention... stick it in the other hole! instant yeast infection! |
Posted By: prolitesniper
Date Posted: 07 January 2007 at 9:46pm
haha just find her best friend and cheat back with her, then be like i thought it was fair game... Biatch PS: crowbar is easyer to swing faster slash his tires, i got in a fight with someone that told me he did my ex while we we're going out, i gut shot the guy, the next day he was bs'ing that i was superman and he had punched me in the face haha what a fun senior year be a man and beat the piss out of him ------------- Tippmann A5 RT 16in J&J Ceramic 14in linear smartparts New BT Apex Barrel 45ci 3000psi Nitro System blade trigger 4+1pack |
Posted By: Heres To You
Date Posted: 07 January 2007 at 10:54pm
Your not really going to get in trouble. Unless this kid is a sue happy idiot, you shouldn't get sued. This happens all the time at parties. Nobody is saying you have to do anything like me. That's just my opinion and what I would do. Personally I think the "fight never solves anything" stereotype is overated... But you'll do as you choose. ------------- |
Posted By: Kristofer
Date Posted: 07 January 2007 at 10:57pm
Sometimes violence must be done to do what is right. Not in this case obviously. I prefer silent treatment. I would never speak to a girl who cheated on me. Never. no need to. I think that is more effective on a girl than fighting. But I do prefer fighting, nothing sweeter than kicking the crap out of someone, as long as you dont get caught. |
Posted By: .Ryan
Date Posted: 07 January 2007 at 11:02pm
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Take her back and cheat on her. See how she likes it. Then dump her on her ass. That's justice. ------------- |
Posted By: Styro Folme
Date Posted: 07 January 2007 at 11:12pm
| meh, i've decided that this girl isn't worth possibly going to court/prison for, if i did decide to beat the dung out of that guy. see, that guy is rich. rich people press charges. i still need a way to get revenge though... how about if i flung a bunch of feces on his car while he was at school? and covered the door handles in it, as well as smeared it on the windshield, where there will be "don't start <poop> behind my back" etched into his windshield with a dull phillip's screwdriver? |
Posted By: pb125
Date Posted: 07 January 2007 at 11:15pm
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That's probably the gayest thing i've ever heard.
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Posted By: Tae Kwon Do
Date Posted: 07 January 2007 at 11:19pm
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Seriously Styro. Don't do anything. Just let it go. If she is going to cheat on you, you don't need her. Just walk away with your head held high. What Heres To You is suggesting is called Assault, and you could get arrested. No matter what he claims, "it happens at parties all the time," people go to jail for it all the time too. Walk away from the situation and do not perpetuate the situation. Avoid the people involved for a few weeks. -------------
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Posted By: mbro
Date Posted: 07 January 2007 at 11:20pm
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Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos. |
Posted By: BooksAndLeaves
Date Posted: 07 January 2007 at 11:40pm
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Posted By: choopie911
Date Posted: 07 January 2007 at 11:47pm
| Dude, dont be the loser idiot who flips out about that crap. Yeah, it sucks, and yeah, to hell with her. But dont go out and try to fight someone, or vandalize their stuff. Show you're the better man. |
Posted By: Squishey
Date Posted: 07 January 2007 at 11:51pm
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after reading this ive come to the conclusion that you(styro folme) are still in high school, there are plenty more and better chicks out there. having said that PM number plz. i have no problem calling for a pizza at 2 in the morning every night..for a year. and then calling back an hour later wondering where it is. gotta love forumers, we are so friggin wily. ------------- Canadians do it on top.
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Posted By: Gatyr
Date Posted: 07 January 2007 at 11:59pm
I won't touch this one. But I guess not touching was what led you to cheat on your wonderful girlfriend at a party. ------------- 
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Posted By: DarkSideEchoes
Date Posted: 08 January 2007 at 12:00am
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Don't fight. But if i was you I would have a pretty nasty speech to give to her while she's in public or around her peers to severely embarass her. There's no forgiving that. ------------- 
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Posted By: Brian Fellows
Date Posted: 08 January 2007 at 12:02am
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Posted By: bjelder
Date Posted: 08 January 2007 at 12:10am
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define 'cheat'
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Posted By: benttwig33
Date Posted: 08 January 2007 at 12:11am
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assassination via piano wire? ------------- Sig is WAY too big. |
Posted By: prolitesniper
Date Posted: 08 January 2007 at 2:55am
ya dude bang the crap out of his girl then IM him an be like your girl gives great head and she swallows what a package ------------- Tippmann A5 RT 16in J&J Ceramic 14in linear smartparts New BT Apex Barrel 45ci 3000psi Nitro System blade trigger 4+1pack |
Posted By: Styro Folme
Date Posted: 08 January 2007 at 3:44am
| yeah, you guys are right. after a 2-hour sleep, i have decided it doesn't even bother me anymore... and that i just need a new girlfriend... a black girlfriend. |
Posted By: DeTrevni
Date Posted: 08 January 2007 at 4:27am
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Badonkadonk? ------------- Evil Elvis: "Detrevni is definally like a hillbilly hippy from hell" 
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Posted By: Styro Folme
Date Posted: 08 January 2007 at 4:52am
| badonkadonk. |
Posted By: sporx
Date Posted: 08 January 2007 at 12:07pm
two words. mouse traps. think about it. -------------
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Posted By: Mack
Date Posted: 08 January 2007 at 12:12pm
 He went there! -Winner, by a knockout . . . Gatyr!--------------
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Posted By: choopie911
Date Posted: 08 January 2007 at 1:06pm
| On second though, go hire a bunch of crackheads to run a train on him. |
Posted By: daniero
Date Posted: 08 January 2007 at 1:29pm
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I just went through all this as well Styro, damn it sucks... I've been thinking about giving her a second chance, but I'm not sure.
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Posted By: tallen702
Date Posted: 08 January 2007 at 2:28pm
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She's not black, but if you can make it to DC, I've got a hot Moldovan (Eastern European Country) friend who has the hot intellectual thing going for her that I can introduce you to. She teaches a whole classroom full of Russian, Ukrainian and Polish college girls. It's basically like a buffet of hot blond and redhead chicks with killer accents. ------------- <Removed overly wide sig. Tsk, you know better.> |
Posted By: Gatyr
Date Posted: 08 January 2007 at 3:06pm
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Forum road trip to Tallen?
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Posted By: Mack
Date Posted: 08 January 2007 at 6:08pm
Just say no to second chances. -------------
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Posted By: Hairball!!!
Date Posted: 08 January 2007 at 7:21pm
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Posted By: Hysteria
Date Posted: 08 January 2007 at 7:46pm
Yeah! Black is the new... uh... black! Just be sure you get a virgin. ;) |
Posted By: Styro Folme
Date Posted: 08 January 2007 at 7:53pm
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1. mouse traps... hmmm... 2. road trip! 3. i seriusly want to find a black girl who doesn't act "gangsta"... and go out with her. that would piss off so many people... 4. 3 will probably never happen... however, i've got my eye on this really killer chick in my math class... however, she has a bf. and i don't want to pull an ass move like what happened to me... so here i am, playing the waiting game. |
Posted By: Mephistopheles
Date Posted: 08 January 2007 at 7:59pm
Only vaginas mess with other people's cars. That's just not something any real man should ever do. It goes against Man Law. If you have a problem with him, you take it out on him. The car never did anything to you. ------------- http://www.tippmann.com/forum/wwf77a/forum_posts.asp?TID=166647&PN=1"> 
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Posted By: Styro Folme
Date Posted: 08 January 2007 at 8:02pm
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