Beard off?
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Topic: Beard off?
Posted By: *Stealth*
Subject: Beard off?
Date Posted: 18 January 2007 at 11:22pm
Well, I haven't shaved in three days, and I got to wondering about a forum beard off.
Three weeks of growing, than pictures.
Whale of course has domination, so he will be the judge.
Any takers?
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Posted By: bravecoward
Date Posted: 18 January 2007 at 11:27pm
ill take the teenage division
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Posted By: Tolgak
Date Posted: 18 January 2007 at 11:27pm
In, but I wont do too well.
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Posted By: *Stealth*
Date Posted: 18 January 2007 at 11:30pm
Posted By: lester98c
Date Posted: 18 January 2007 at 11:35pm
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enos wins without it ever starting.
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Posted By: RoboCop
Date Posted: 18 January 2007 at 11:36pm
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Wait till summer and I will do it, but right now, I don't want to get in trouble with my coaches. We should have it in age groups.
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Posted By: *Stealth*
Date Posted: 18 January 2007 at 11:39pm
lester98c wrote:
enos wins without it ever starting.
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Enos doesn't have a beard per-say... I do agree with the age group divisions.
I'll leave that to whale, assuming he will judge.
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Posted By: .Ryan
Date Posted: 18 January 2007 at 11:55pm
I'd lose...
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Posted By: *Stealth*
Date Posted: 18 January 2007 at 11:57pm
Posted By: Cedric
Date Posted: 19 January 2007 at 12:00am
I'll do it in the summertime. Not now, though.
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Posted By: *Stealth*
Date Posted: 19 January 2007 at 12:02am
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This will be a prelim test challenge than. I'll hold all you summers to it.
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Posted By: carl_the_sniper
Date Posted: 19 January 2007 at 12:04am
i call the slowest growing
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Posted By: Destruction
Date Posted: 19 January 2007 at 12:07am
Bush-off anyone...???
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Posted By: Gatyr
Date Posted: 19 January 2007 at 12:08am
I'm down, stealth.
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Posted By: kickinwing2010
Date Posted: 19 January 2007 at 12:08am
carl_the_sniper wrote:
i call the slowest growing |
I'll take that challenge.
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Posted By: Brian Fellows
Date Posted: 19 January 2007 at 12:10am
If my sister hadn't lost the camera, I'd be in.
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Posted By: Cedric
Date Posted: 19 January 2007 at 12:14am
Homer would win. I'm almost positive of that.
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Posted By: .Ryan
Date Posted: 19 January 2007 at 12:33am
*Stealth* wrote:
Oooooohhhhhh c'mon Ryan. |

...C'mon....
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Posted By: pb125
Date Posted: 19 January 2007 at 12:33am
Destruction wrote:
Bush-off anyone...???
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That i could do.
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Posted By: 636andy636.
Date Posted: 19 January 2007 at 12:37am
.Ryan wrote:
*Stealth* wrote:
Oooooohhhhhh c'mon Ryan. |

...C'mon....
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Dirty 12 year old with a pube stashe...
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Posted By: *Stealth*
Date Posted: 19 January 2007 at 12:37am
.Ryan wrote:
*Stealth* wrote:
Oooooohhhhhh c'mon Ryan. |

...C'mon....
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For the love of god, please do it.
If not for integrity, do it for the lols.
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Posted By: Styro Folme
Date Posted: 19 January 2007 at 12:44am
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i tried to grow facial hair. failed miserably.
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Posted By: .Ryan
Date Posted: 19 January 2007 at 12:48am
*Stealth* wrote:
.Ryan wrote:
*Stealth* wrote:
Oooooohhhhhh c'mon Ryan. |

...C'mon....
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For the love of god, please do it.
If not for integrity, do it for the lols.
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Alright, I'm here to please I guess....lol...
What's the time period?
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Posted By: Belt #2
Date Posted: 19 January 2007 at 12:49am
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Destruction wrote:
Bush-off anyone...???
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I'm German and Irish, I'd win.
Trust me.
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Posted By: DeTrevni
Date Posted: 19 January 2007 at 12:49am
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.Ryan wrote:
What's the time period?
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*Stealth* wrote:
Three weeks of growing, than pictures.
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Posted By: *Stealth*
Date Posted: 19 January 2007 at 12:50am
.Ryan wrote:
*Stealth* wrote:
.Ryan wrote:
*Stealth* wrote:
Oooooohhhhhh c'mon Ryan. |

...C'mon....
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For the love of god, please do it.
If not for integrity, do it for the lols.
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Alright, I'm here to please I guess....lol...
What's the time period?
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22nd to the 12th. Feel free to start now though.
Man there will be some great pictures. I'll post actual details monday, this is the recruitment thread.
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Posted By: Hysteria
Date Posted: 19 January 2007 at 12:50am
I have been growing for upwards of two months and I will still be put to shame by almost everyone's three-week beards.
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Posted By: hybrid-sniper
Date Posted: 19 January 2007 at 12:52am
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I can do it in the summer, but not now.
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Posted By: Tae Kwon Do
Date Posted: 19 January 2007 at 1:02am
Posted By: Panda Man
Date Posted: 19 January 2007 at 3:25am
oh man, It takes me Weeks before I even see my Goat hair even start growing.... I'm in it for slowest growing for sure.
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Posted By: procarbinefreak
Date Posted: 19 January 2007 at 8:50am
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next we need a stache off.
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Posted By: TheSpookyKids87
Date Posted: 19 January 2007 at 8:51am
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I'm in but rather wait till summer.
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Posted By: Tolgak
Date Posted: 19 January 2007 at 9:21am
There should be two parts to this.
First, is manliest beard.
Second, best style achieved from shaving said beard.
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Posted By: mbro
Date Posted: 19 January 2007 at 10:20am
636andy636. wrote:
.Ryan wrote:
*Stealth* wrote:
Oooooohhhhhh c'mon Ryan. |
...C'mon.... | Dirty 12 year old with a pube stashe... | Don't forget the three hairs hanging off his chin
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Posted By: evillepaintball
Date Posted: 19 January 2007 at 11:35am
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ill do it once school is out
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Posted By: Justice
Date Posted: 19 January 2007 at 2:03pm
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Tae Kwon Do wrote:
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^ Winner.
Enos 2nd.
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Posted By: *Stealth*
Date Posted: 19 January 2007 at 2:32pm
Justice wrote:
Tae Kwon Do wrote:
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^ Winner.
Enos 2nd. |
You failed to read the first post, didn't you?
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Posted By: hoginds24
Date Posted: 19 January 2007 at 2:49pm
My friend dared me to go 3 weeks cause he said I'd look like Santa. So I did... 4 days to go.

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Posted By: *Stealth*
Date Posted: 19 January 2007 at 2:51pm
hoginds24 wrote:
My friend dared me to go 3 weeks cause he said I'd look like Santa. So I did... 4 days to go.
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4 days in and I have more than that.
... Though I shave my neck a bit, I like the hair to be confined to my jawline.
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Posted By: .Ryan
Date Posted: 19 January 2007 at 3:10pm
mbro wrote:
636andy636. wrote:
.Ryan wrote:
*Stealth* wrote:
Oooooohhhhhh c'mon Ryan. |
...C'mon.... | Dirty 12 year old with a pube stashe... | Don't forget the three hairs hanging off his chin |
...Harsh?
Personally don't think I'm quite THAT pathetic, course that was a pretty crappy pic, and I'm not exactly Italian here....Whatever, I guess you're all better than me....
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Posted By: *Stealth*
Date Posted: 19 January 2007 at 3:15pm
.Ryan wrote:
mbro wrote:
636andy636. wrote:
.Ryan wrote:
*Stealth* wrote:
Oooooohhhhhh c'mon Ryan. |
...C'mon.... | Dirty 12 year old with a pube stashe... | Don't forget the three hairs hanging off his chin |
...Harsh?
Personally don't think I'm quite THAT pathetic, course that was a pretty crappy pic, and I'm not exactly Italian here....Whatever, I guess you're all better than me....
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We shall see.
Grow on my friend.
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Posted By: procarbinefreak
Date Posted: 19 January 2007 at 3:18pm
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i can never seem to push myself past the dirtball looking stage because mine doesn't grow in that fast or thick.
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Posted By: *Stealth*
Date Posted: 19 January 2007 at 3:20pm
procarbinefreak wrote:
i can never seem to push myself past the dirtball looking stage because mine doesn't grow in that fast or thick. |
Join us Carb, i'm considering putting up 10$ for the winner.
Join us.
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Posted By: Squishey
Date Posted: 19 January 2007 at 4:31pm
ill join does it have to be mustache and beard or just beard
ps, i hate mustaches they look so dirty.
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Posted By: merc
Date Posted: 19 January 2007 at 4:38pm
damn you guys realy cant grow hair can you? i shaved 8 days ago and my hairs like 3/8 of an inch long already... i grow my beard for 3 weeks and someone might mistake me for a small bear
i shaved last thursday at 5pm (before class) pic was taken at friday 1 week later 4:45pm
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Posted By: hwayhzrd
Date Posted: 19 January 2007 at 7:45pm
I wish I could find a way to get my beard to slow down.
The only thing saving me is that I have sandy blonde hair, or I would look
like I need a shave all the time.
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Posted By: choopie911
Date Posted: 19 January 2007 at 8:02pm
Cedric wrote:
I'll do it in the summertime. Not now, though.
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Yeah, I might do that
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Posted By: WhtcaNbrOwnDo4U
Date Posted: 19 January 2007 at 8:07pm
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In order to particitpate you must have before/after pics.
im in...
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Posted By: .Ryan
Date Posted: 19 January 2007 at 10:10pm
I think my problem is that I look young as it is, so I wanted to grow facial hair, so as I started getting enough to be noticeable I was reluctant to shave it thereby not allowing the whole "the more you shave it the more it grows" process to take place....
By rights I should start shaving more to eventually kill the baby face thing, but I'm still a little reluctant to shave for the reasons mentioned above. I know I'll get three replies saying that I don't look any older, but I think it helps face to face....pictures are hard to judge by sometimes....
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Posted By: Justin98
Date Posted: 20 January 2007 at 12:42am
.Ryan wrote:
I think my problem is that I look young as it is, so I wanted to grow facial hair, so as I started getting enough to be noticeable I was reluctant to shave it thereby not allowing the whole "the more you shave it the more it grows" process to take place....By rights I should start shaving more to eventually kill the baby face thing, but I'm still a little reluctant to shave for the reasons mentioned above. I know I'll get three replies saying that I don't look any older, but I think it helps face to face....pictures are hard to judge by sometimes....
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thats a myth. even if you shave everyday, it won't make your hair grow any faster or thicker. your face has a set number of hair folicles on it, shaving won't change that.
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Posted By: choopie911
Date Posted: 20 January 2007 at 1:57am
Justin98 wrote:
.Ryan wrote:
I think my problem is that I look young as it is, so I wanted to grow facial hair, so as I started getting enough to be noticeable I was reluctant to shave it thereby not allowing the whole "the more you shave it the more it grows" process to take place....By rights I should start shaving more to eventually kill the baby face thing, but I'm still a little reluctant to shave for the reasons mentioned above. I know I'll get three replies saying that I don't look any older, but I think it helps face to face....pictures are hard to judge by sometimes....
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thats a myth. even if you shave everyday, it won't make your hair grow any faster or thicker. your face has a set number of hair folicles on it, shaving won't change that. |
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Posted By: Mehs
Date Posted: 20 January 2007 at 2:29am
I would if I could grow enough facial hair. It's amazing, I can't grow a beard or a 'stache.
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Posted By: Belt #2
Date Posted: 20 January 2007 at 5:32am
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/me reminisces on the image of Zakk Wylde...
Zakk Wylde's beard beats Grizzly Adam's ANY day.
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Posted By: Bunkered
Date Posted: 23 January 2007 at 10:20am
So are we talking full beard, or does a goatee count?
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Posted By: usafpilot07
Date Posted: 23 January 2007 at 3:46pm
Belt #2 wrote:
Destruction wrote:
Bush-off anyone...???
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I'm German and Irish, I'd win.
Trust me. |
I could give you quite the run for your money. I'm greek and italian.
If I was single right now I'd be all for it.
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Posted By: evillepaintball
Date Posted: 23 January 2007 at 5:06pm
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im going to see if i can get a friend of mine to compete, im confidant he could put everyone to shame.
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Posted By: Brian Fellows
Date Posted: 23 January 2007 at 5:06pm
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I should grow a curly mustache again sometime.
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Posted By: High Voltage
Date Posted: 23 January 2007 at 5:25pm
Shaved mine for New Years, resolution was to stay clean shaven until November.
So if you wanna hold off for a little while.... 
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Posted By: Yomillio
Date Posted: 23 January 2007 at 5:25pm
I'll win the dirty sanchez 'stache award.
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Posted By: usafpilot07
Date Posted: 23 January 2007 at 5:33pm
Yomillio wrote:
I'll win the dirty sanchez award. |
Fixed.
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Posted By: Yomillio
Date Posted: 23 January 2007 at 6:10pm
Posted By: ANARCHY_SCOUT
Date Posted: 23 January 2007 at 8:11pm
Im in. The woman is just going to have to deal with it.
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Posted By: evillepaintball
Date Posted: 23 January 2007 at 9:59pm
usafpilot07 wrote:
Yomillio wrote:
I'll win the dirty sanchez award. |
Fixed.
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i dunno, i've got a pretty mean dirty sanchez
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Posted By: Cedric
Date Posted: 24 January 2007 at 12:14am
It's funny because you guys have crap on your face. Smell like you've been to Aspen?
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Posted By: GI JOES SON
Date Posted: 24 January 2007 at 12:26am
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Cedric wrote:
It's funny because you guys have crap on your face. Smell like you've been to Aspen?
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nah, cartman gave butters a hitler, not a dirty sanchez
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Posted By: Reb Cpl
Date Posted: 24 January 2007 at 12:54pm
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I should have read this thread earlier, I'd have played along. if the "Stache-off" follows, I'm in.
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Posted By: mbro
Date Posted: 24 January 2007 at 4:26pm
procarbinefreak wrote:
next we need a stache off.
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Posted By: God
Date Posted: 24 January 2007 at 7:07pm
If Whale didnt have as much of a head start as he does, I could take Whale.
I have been trimming mine to often otherwise I could out grow Whale.
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Posted By: Brian Fellows
Date Posted: 24 January 2007 at 8:18pm
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I'll pass on the beard-off, since my beard is always more work to keep groomed than it's worth, but I'll enter the 'stache off with a curly mustache.
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Posted By: -ProDigY-
Date Posted: 24 January 2007 at 9:47pm
My girlfriend would murder me.
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Posted By: usafpilot07
Date Posted: 24 January 2007 at 10:16pm
evillepaintball wrote:
usafpilot07 wrote:
Yomillio wrote:
I'll win the dirty sanchez award. |
Fixed.
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i dunno, i've got a pretty mean dirty sanchez
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Yes, but you dole it out. That's a seperate division from the "Dirty Sanchez Receiving" division.
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Posted By: Squishey
Date Posted: 25 January 2007 at 12:23am
i get a patchy k-os beard goin on.

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Posted By: Tae Kwon Do
Date Posted: 25 January 2007 at 12:50am
God wrote:
If Whale didnt have as much of a head start as he does, I could take Whale.
I have been trimming mine to often otherwise I could out grow Whale.
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Head start or not, I outgrow you.
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Posted By: Gatyr
Date Posted: 25 January 2007 at 6:37am
-ProDigY- wrote:
My girlfriend would murder me. |
No I wouldnt.
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Posted By: ekeboo
Date Posted: 25 January 2007 at 9:28am
Posted By: Gatyr
Date Posted: 26 January 2007 at 10:46am
I had to drop out. To itchy and whatnot.
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Posted By: bravecoward
Date Posted: 19 February 2007 at 3:13am
Been one month
TEENAGE BEARD

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Posted By: White o Light
Date Posted: 19 February 2007 at 10:24am
bravecoward wrote:
Been one month
TEENAGE BEARD

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That isn't a beard at all...
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Posted By: Spike511
Date Posted: 19 February 2007 at 11:11am
bravecoward wrote:
ill take the teenage division
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Posted By: bravecoward
Date Posted: 19 February 2007 at 1:39pm
White o Light wrote:
bravecoward wrote:
Been one month
TEENAGE BEARD
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That isn't a beard at all...
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I know its so pathetic
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Posted By: choopie911
Date Posted: 19 February 2007 at 1:44pm
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that's pretty bad man...shave...
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Posted By: Tae Kwon Do
Date Posted: 19 February 2007 at 2:16pm
Yeah. Thats not a beard.
This is a beard.

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Posted By: bravecoward
Date Posted: 19 February 2007 at 2:19pm
I know fully well the extent of my lameness
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Posted By: RoboCop
Date Posted: 19 February 2007 at 2:20pm
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My chin and under my lip are probably the only spots that are going to grow anything like a beard. My neck will get pretty hairy, but I'd rather keep that clean. The jaw line will probably get kinda hairy but will not be as thick as Tae's.
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Posted By: Hitman
Date Posted: 19 February 2007 at 2:21pm
I could do it in the summer when my lady leaves for a month.
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Posted By: mbro
Date Posted: 19 February 2007 at 4:32pm
Yuck brave, yuck.
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Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos.
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Posted By: bravecoward
Date Posted: 19 February 2007 at 6:33pm
I'm now shaven, I also shaved my "beard".
I listen to what the forum tells me.
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Posted By: DsXz
Date Posted: 19 February 2007 at 8:07pm
im in
im french AND italian, i win
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Posted By: Funky
Date Posted: 19 February 2007 at 9:15pm
I call best Whale impression.

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Posted By: choopie911
Date Posted: 19 February 2007 at 9:20pm
bravecoward wrote:
I'm now shaven, I also shaved my "beard".I listen to what the forum tells me.
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I meant your left eyebrow. Shave that sucker, now!
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Posted By: Mehs
Date Posted: 19 February 2007 at 9:23pm
Whoever grows one like Lemmy Kilmister wins the prize.
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Posted By: BARREL BREAK
Date Posted: 19 February 2007 at 9:36pm
Funky wrote:
I call best Whale impression.
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Posted By: Tae Kwon Do
Date Posted: 19 February 2007 at 9:58pm
Funky wrote:
I call best Whale impression.
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Posted By: 636andy636.
Date Posted: 20 February 2007 at 3:25am
I bet TKD has the hairyest balls in existance
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Posted By: NiQ-Toto
Date Posted: 20 February 2007 at 8:38am
636andy636. wrote:
I bet TKD has the hairyest balls in existance
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I dont even need to say it.
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Posted By: Bunkered
Date Posted: 20 February 2007 at 12:52pm
I need to get someone to lend me a camera to show off my beard.. More of a goatee actually, but it's decent.
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Posted By: 636andy636.
Date Posted: 20 February 2007 at 2:51pm
NiQ-Toto wrote:
636andy636. wrote:
I bet TKD has the hairyest balls in existance
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I dont even need to say it. |
No, not gay. I love boobies and punani's too much to be homosexual. Plus, I have a hot girlfriend.
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Posted By: Razgriz Ghost
Date Posted: 20 February 2007 at 9:57pm
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Too late to join? course I've not the best beard ever and three weeks isn't that long
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Posted By: evillepaintball
Date Posted: 20 February 2007 at 10:03pm
636andy636. wrote:
NiQ-Toto wrote:
636andy636. wrote:
I bet TKD has the hairyest balls in existance
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I dont even need to say it. |
No, not gay. I love boobies and punani's too much to be homosexual. Plus, I have a hot cover-up girlfriend.
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