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Topic: My scientific study
Posted By: WhtcaNbrOwnDo4U
Subject: My scientific study
Date Posted: 19 January 2007 at 8:42pm
I've been conducting a study over the last several months and I am ready to publish the results:

If you're ever in an elevator and you really have to fart...
no matter how late it is....
no matter how many times you've been in the elevator this late.....
no matter how many times you've been in the elevator this late and had to fart but held it in just in case someone was waiting to get on......
no matter how many times you've been in this elevator this late and held in a fart and never seen another soul waiting to get on..........

If you fart, someone will be waiting to get on that elevator when the doors open 97.6 percent of the time.


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Replies:
Posted By: Pate
Date Posted: 19 January 2007 at 8:57pm
My scientific study is that two out of the two threads you posted suck.


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It feels good to be a gangster


Posted By: evillepaintball
Date Posted: 19 January 2007 at 8:58pm
glad im not the only one picking up on the fail coming from this guy


Posted By: .Ryan
Date Posted: 19 January 2007 at 9:17pm
I think he's just tryin too hard for a newb....There's nothing inherently fail here, if Dave or Whale posted it, it'd prolly get some lols....


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Posted By: Gatyr
Date Posted: 19 January 2007 at 9:17pm
I have empirical evidence that you suck. 

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Posted By: pntbl freak
Date Posted: 19 January 2007 at 9:30pm
He speaks the truth.  It does seem to happen often.


Posted By: Sammy
Date Posted: 19 January 2007 at 9:31pm
Originally posted by .Ryan .Ryan wrote:

I think he's just tryin too hard for a newb....There's nothing inherently fail here, if Dave or Whale posted it, it'd prolly get some lols....

And that's how the forum works.


Posted By: WhtcaNbrOwnDo4U
Date Posted: 19 January 2007 at 10:09pm

I get crusified for speaking the truth, like freak said??..lol



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Posted By: procarbinefreak
Date Posted: 19 January 2007 at 10:10pm
i actually can agree to this study.  i work at an office as an internal courier.  i ride the elevators all day long and have left many stinky elevators for people to ride in.


Posted By: GI JOES SON
Date Posted: 20 January 2007 at 10:27am

Originally posted by Sammy Sammy wrote:

Originally posted by .Ryan .Ryan wrote:

I think he's just tryin too hard for a newb....There's nothing inherently fail here, if Dave or Whale posted it, it'd prolly get some lols....

And that's how the forum works.

QFT

i have had that happen multiple times.



Posted By: Boss_DJ
Date Posted: 20 January 2007 at 11:03am
heh

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Posted By: Cedric
Date Posted: 20 January 2007 at 11:40am
Pretty funny.

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Posted By: Skillet42565
Date Posted: 20 January 2007 at 2:55pm
I'll admit I smiled.

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Posted By: White o Light
Date Posted: 20 January 2007 at 2:57pm
Originally posted by Skillet42565 Skillet42565 wrote:

I'll admit I smiled.


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Posted By: WhtcaNbrOwnDo4U
Date Posted: 20 January 2007 at 3:33pm
ahh c'mon fellas give me some credit....

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Posted By: Dye Playa
Date Posted: 20 January 2007 at 4:56pm
Originally posted by Pate Pate wrote:

My scientific study is that two out of the two threads you posted suck.

Pate's Law.



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