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Topic: Happy V-Day
Posted By: mbro
Subject: Happy V-Day
Date Posted: 14 February 2007 at 11:12pm
To celebrate. What is the worst reason you've ever broke up with a girl/guy for?

Mine would have to be breaking up with a girl because she had absolutely horrible taste in movies. Who honestly thinks biker boys is a good movie?

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Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos.



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Posted By: Tae Kwon Do
Date Posted: 14 February 2007 at 11:14pm
Never broken up with a girl before. 

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Posted By: phil_stl
Date Posted: 14 February 2007 at 11:16pm

You almost missed it.  V-day is coming to and end (or I guess maybe it just started for most couples).

Normally I'm the one getting dumped.  I don't remember the last time I was the one that ended the relationship.

Oh wait... one girl cheated on me with my best friend.  So that is my worst reason that I've broken up with a girl.



Posted By: *Stealth*
Date Posted: 14 February 2007 at 11:16pm
*Prepares to get laughed at*


I ended it with a girl after I found out how fast she wanted to move, "I want to get you drunk and use you for your body" just doesn't appeal to me.


Other than that I haven't broken up with another girl.


Posted By: GI JOES SON
Date Posted: 14 February 2007 at 11:17pm

Originally posted by Tae Kwon Do Tae Kwon Do wrote:

Never broken up with a girl before. 

yea. ive always been dumped. im not 'bad' enough. oh well, ill have a uniform soon, good enough



Posted By: barn_user
Date Posted: 14 February 2007 at 11:17pm
Originally posted by *Stealth* *Stealth* wrote:

*Prepares to get laughed at*I ended it with a girl after I found out how fast she wanted to move, "I want to get you drunk and use you for your body" just doesn't appeal to me.Other than that I haven't broken up with another girl.




Posted By: Rambino
Date Posted: 14 February 2007 at 11:18pm

Never broke up with anyone.  Never saw the point. 

Getting dumped > breaking up.

 



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Posted By: pb125
Date Posted: 14 February 2007 at 11:34pm
Sitting next to a different guy in a movie before i showed up.

7th grade ftw.


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Posted By: evillepaintball
Date Posted: 14 February 2007 at 11:34pm
i was once paid $20 to "go out" with some girl in like 4th grade.  i broke up with her after i had the money.  blew it on pokemon cards


Posted By: Da Hui
Date Posted: 14 February 2007 at 11:36pm

She smoked Newports.



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Posted By: Rambino
Date Posted: 14 February 2007 at 11:37pm

Originally posted by evillepaintball evillepaintball wrote:

i was once paid $20 to "go out" with some girl in like 4th grade.  i broke up with her after i had the money.  blew it on pokemon cards

WIN South Park style...   :)



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Posted By: Benjichang
Date Posted: 14 February 2007 at 11:39pm
Because she was going to break up with me, so I had to beat her to it.

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Posted By: Rambino
Date Posted: 14 February 2007 at 11:42pm

Originally posted by Benjichang Benjichang wrote:

Because she was going to break up with me, so I had to beat her to it.

That's messed up.  You had it made (she was going to do the breaking up without even any prompting), and you screwed it up on purpose?!?!?



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Posted By: Benjichang
Date Posted: 14 February 2007 at 11:44pm
Originally posted by Rambino Rambino wrote:

Originally posted by Benjichang Benjichang wrote:

Because she was going to break up with me, so I had to beat her to it.

That's messed up.  You had it made (she was going to do the breaking up without even any prompting), and you screwed it up on purpose?!?!?

I had to protect my honor by breaking up with her. To make it worse, I did it via text message.


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Posted By: tecumseh
Date Posted: 14 February 2007 at 11:45pm
valentines day<*

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what?


Posted By: mbro
Date Posted: 14 February 2007 at 11:47pm
Wow, you guys are lame. Somebody had to have been an ass.

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Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos.


Posted By: Rambino
Date Posted: 14 February 2007 at 11:51pm

Originally posted by mbro mbro wrote:

Wow, you guys are lame. Somebody had to have been an ass.

Sure.  But see - breaking up makes you look bad, no matter how or why.  You may get some short-term props from the fellas, but in the long run other women will only remember that YOU broke up, and they will completely forget that the woman was ... bad.  You will end up being the meanie that broke ____'s heart.

When you get dumped, on the other hand, all sympathy flows in your direction.  You'll have your choice of rebound ladies within hours - minutes, if done carefully.

So instead of dumping, just manipulate her into dumping you.  Total win.

Of course, maybe my manipulative and cynical nature is why I am a lawyer.



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Posted By: Da Hui
Date Posted: 14 February 2007 at 11:56pm
Rambino where did you go to Law school?

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Posted By: *Stealth*
Date Posted: 14 February 2007 at 11:58pm
Originally posted by Rambino Rambino wrote:

Originally posted by mbro mbro wrote:

Wow, you guys are lame. Somebody had to have been an ass.

Sure.  But see - breaking up makes you look bad, no matter how or why.  You may get some short-term props from the fellas, but in the long run other women will only remember that YOU broke up, and they will completely forget that the woman was ... bad.  You will end up being the meanie that broke ____'s heart.

When you get dumped, on the other hand, all sympathy flows in your direction.  You'll have your choice of rebound ladies within hours - minutes, if done carefully.

So instead of dumping, just manipulate her into dumping you.  Total win.

Of course, maybe my manipulative and cynical nature is why I am a lawyer.




Not true in my instance.



Then again, I have no womens. So maybe it is true beyond all my comprehention.

hmmmm


Posted By: mbro
Date Posted: 15 February 2007 at 12:00am
Originally posted by Rambino Rambino wrote:

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I've been able to work dumping into my favor before. If you have a justifiable reason you're usually fine, especially if it's with a crazy.




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Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos.


Posted By: ANARCHY_SCOUT
Date Posted: 15 February 2007 at 12:24am
Stupidist reason: again another she was going to break up with me so i did it first ones.

Best Reason : Made out with my best friend at a drinking party. Hes asian her excuse of she thought it was me didnt fly, to make it worse I was out getting her food.


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Posted By: brihard
Date Posted: 15 February 2007 at 12:26am
Wrong thread. 

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Posted By: pb125
Date Posted: 15 February 2007 at 12:30am
Wrong thread?

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Posted By: Panda Man
Date Posted: 15 February 2007 at 12:39am
I was supposedly getting married last year, but I cheated on her on the Day of my birthday...     Let's just say... It was the right move. 

Well except my old ex is now a coke fiend.


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Posted By: Snipa69
Date Posted: 15 February 2007 at 1:09am
Valentines day; when hell and holidays collide.

anywhom, worst reason was because I was bored so I told her that I had heard a rumor that she had cheated on me and that I didn't believe her when she denied it. We eventually got back together though, and then she really DID cheat on me. Talk about karma.

Best Reason: She did cocaine.


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Posted By: Hades
Date Posted: 15 February 2007 at 1:22pm
Too much bush...


Posted By: Mack
Date Posted: 15 February 2007 at 1:47pm
Originally posted by *Stealth* *Stealth* wrote:

*Prepares to get laughed at*


I ended it with a girl after I found out how fast she wanted to move, "I want to get you drunk and use you for your body" just doesn't appeal to me.


Other than that I haven't broken up with another girl.


I'll bet every young single guy on the forum has PMed you for her contact information.

Enough of that; let's talk about me.

Worst reason: She woke me up during the day when I was working mid-shifts.

Best reason: She stole from me and lied about it. (Of course, then she turned into a total stalker and I had to get the cops involved.)


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Posted By: Dazed
Date Posted: 15 February 2007 at 2:03pm
Worst reason: I was bored with the relationship.

I am assuming, of course, that we aren't bringing up people pursued for one night stands.

Yeah, I've been an asshole a time or two. Karma has gotten me back more than once, though. Luckily, I smartened up at some point. Just in time, too. I've been happily married for nearly two years.


Posted By: oreomann33
Date Posted: 15 February 2007 at 3:23pm
She wasn't in my network.

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Posted By: rednekk98
Date Posted: 15 February 2007 at 4:31pm
Originally posted by Rambino Rambino wrote:

When you get dumped, on the other hand, all sympathy flows in your direction.  You'll have your choice of rebound ladies within hours - minutes, if done carefully.

So instead of dumping, just manipulate her into dumping you.  Total win.

Of course, maybe my manipulative and cynical nature is why I am a lawyer.

  There are about a million instances where that's a bad move. If they refuse to break up with you, even though you've given them every reason to do so, your only options are to either break up with them, or be a completely unforgivable ass on a grand scale until she takes off.

By being a "completely unforgivable ass on a grand scale" I mean refusing to go to a lame party with her and hanging out with your friends instead, then going to her house when she's gone, drink all her booze, set her homepage to meatspin, and get her pet turtle really stoned. Then when you see lights in the driveway scatter like cockroaches.

If you've got to take it this far, making them break up with you isn't going to save your rep. I can't pretend she broke my heart because as far as everyone knows I don't have one.

Best reason: She decided it didn't matter if she kept forgetting to take her pill because it would be "god's will" if she got knocked up, because that would mean "god" wanted me to marry her and drop out of school.



Posted By: Cedric
Date Posted: 15 February 2007 at 4:34pm
She prounced the word "disturbed" as "disturved".

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Posted By: bravecoward
Date Posted: 15 February 2007 at 6:59pm
Originally posted by pb125 pb125 wrote:

Sitting next to a different guy in a movie before i showed up.

7th grade ftw.


That whore


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Posted By: Black_Shadow
Date Posted: 15 February 2007 at 7:14pm
never broken up with someone... mabye because i've never gotten into a relationship either...

Alas, i am still alone, and dreadfully spent valentines day at work in a snowstorm (i work outside)...

on a measurement of worse days ive ever had that rated second of all time... the only worse one involved alot of booze, my best friends/coworkers sister and a dark corner of a laser tag arena...


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Posted By: TheSpookyKids87
Date Posted: 15 February 2007 at 7:31pm
Originally posted by bravecoward bravecoward wrote:


Originally posted by pb125 pb125 wrote:

Sitting next to a different guy in a movie before i showed up.7th grade ftw.
That <span style="font-style: italic;">whore</span>


i lol'd


Posted By: Yomillio
Date Posted: 15 February 2007 at 7:42pm
Ive always been the one too break up with girls.  Figures I always pick the pretty ones who tend to be boring.

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Posted By: Hitman
Date Posted: 15 February 2007 at 8:01pm
Well, I never do the breaking up myself. I let the girls live with that guilt. But once I was dumped for the way I ate a french fry.

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Posted By: *Stealth*
Date Posted: 15 February 2007 at 8:44pm
Originally posted by Hitman Hitman wrote:

Well, I never do the breaking up myself. I let the girls live with that guilt. But once I was dumped for the way I ate a french fry.


Deep throat?


Posted By: choopie911
Date Posted: 15 February 2007 at 8:48pm
Hmm, no really stupid reasons I dont think? I know one relationship of mine ended cause her cousin and I wanted to hook up....we did....


Posted By: hoginds24
Date Posted: 15 February 2007 at 9:13pm
I don't know how to put this as forum friendly... but her garage was too small.

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