Day After Pills? update page 2
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Topic: Day After Pills? update page 2
Posted By: Styro Folme
Subject: Day After Pills? update page 2
Date Posted: 19 February 2007 at 5:04am
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so... anyone ever hear of them not working?
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Posted By: rockerdoode
Date Posted: 19 February 2007 at 6:24am
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.... had an accident did we? ------------- "According to Sue Johanson, theres nothing that can increase your manhood, trust me I've already looked into it for myself." -Zata |
Posted By: usafpilot07
Date Posted: 19 February 2007 at 6:54am
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Day After Pills should be your last resort. They are a huge "surge" of hormones into the females body, effectively forcing a period. I don't see how one wouldn't be effective, but if you are being dumb enough to need one, maybe the entire day of vomiting and pain it MIGHT put the girl through will be a wake-up call.
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Posted By: Pariel15
Date Posted: 19 February 2007 at 8:49am
 ------------- Yes, I'm Pariel. Hopefully, I can get my old account back. We'll see though. |
Posted By: Kristofer
Date Posted: 19 February 2007 at 8:50am
| 80% effective. but still worth it to use. |
Posted By: Gatyr
Date Posted: 19 February 2007 at 9:14am
Make her take 2, just to be safe. ------------- 
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Kristofer wrote:Posted By: travis75
Date Posted: 19 February 2007 at 9:16am
Or the whole bottle... ------------- Hey MPAA, Guess what? 09 f9 11 02 9d 74 e3 5b d8 41 56 c5 63 56 88 c0! |
Posted By: mbro
Date Posted: 19 February 2007 at 10:12am
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I've had some friends who had to use them. They were just naucious the day and had some vomitting which is better than having a child imho. ------------- 
Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos. |
Posted By: Cedric
Date Posted: 19 February 2007 at 11:08am
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Day after tomorrow pills?!
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Posted By: Spike511
Date Posted: 19 February 2007 at 11:21am
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or two whole bottles....heck....just take like 10 bottles of em and putt em in her drink....it can go one of two ways...no three....she can die of overdose...they will work..or...she can get all the side effects of em but not get what she wants...
i know im an idiot ------------- well then....as a last resort...SHOOT AT WHATEVER MOVES |
Posted By: choopie911
Date Posted: 19 February 2007 at 11:36am
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Yes, you are. They dont even come in bottles.
Also, MBro is right. She'll feel like crap, she'll want to (or will) throw up, etc, but that beats the hell out of having an unwanted child. Personally, I've heard no stories of it not working. |
Posted By: Monk
Date Posted: 19 February 2007 at 12:10pm
| You lie!!! You didnt have sex.... |
Posted By: Tae Kwon Do
Date Posted: 19 February 2007 at 12:12pm
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I keep them handy in a PEZ dispenser wherever I go. Just in case. ------------- 
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Posted By: Mephistopheles
Date Posted: 19 February 2007 at 12:19pm
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One of the best inventions ever.
Put that into the African, Indonesian, and Chinese drinking water. Can finally fix the overpopulation problem in those areas. ------------- http://www.tippmann.com/forum/wwf77a/forum_posts.asp?TID=166647&PN=1"> 
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Posted By: choopie911
Date Posted: 19 February 2007 at 1:09pm
Wow, you people REALLY dont understand how it works, do you?...
Maybe he's taking them...some sort of twisted science experiment.... |
Posted By: cadet_sergeant
Date Posted: 19 February 2007 at 1:15pm
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you know there is always the chance that she wont get pregnant... use a
condom next time dummy |
Posted By: ANARCHY_SCOUT
Date Posted: 19 February 2007 at 1:16pm
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Posted By: brihard
Date Posted: 19 February 2007 at 1:47pm
My GF needed those once... Rubber busted. Not a fun couple of days. ------------- "Abortion is not "choice" in America. It is forced and the democrats are behind it, with the goal of eugenics at its foundation." -FreeEnterprise, 21 April 2011. Yup, he actually said that. |
Posted By: usafpilot07
Date Posted: 19 February 2007 at 1:49pm
That, and you know, kill all the women (at least) because of a forced continuous cervical/uteral bleeding. ------------- Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo |
Posted By: tallen702
Date Posted: 19 February 2007 at 2:06pm
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I've heard of only one case of it not working. ------------- <Removed overly wide sig. Tsk, you know better.> |
Posted By: travis75
Date Posted: 19 February 2007 at 2:46pm
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iCTHTA0fF4I - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iCTHTA0fF4I
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Posted By: GI JOES SON
Date Posted: 19 February 2007 at 2:55pm
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that way it's 160% effective |
Posted By: Dye Playa
Date Posted: 19 February 2007 at 5:57pm
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Posted By: Brian Fellows
Date Posted: 19 February 2007 at 7:58pm
We aren't talking about roofies. |
Posted By: 636andy636.
Date Posted: 19 February 2007 at 8:19pm
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The pill with the brand "Plan B" does not cause much nausea compared to the other brands of emergency contraceptives
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Posted By: Tae Kwon Do
Date Posted: 19 February 2007 at 8:26pm
I keep those in an M&M Mini's bottle. -------------
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Posted By: sinisterNorth
Date Posted: 19 February 2007 at 8:39pm
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I've never heard of them not working. Birth Control + condoms = happy camping. ------------- Pumpker'd; (V.) When a pump player runs up and shoots you at point blank range because you thought 20bps made you good. |
Posted By: newport
Date Posted: 19 February 2007 at 8:45pm
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come in the beezy. aint yo problem. high five ------------- 
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Posted By: Styro Folme
Date Posted: 19 February 2007 at 9:14pm
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ok, it isnt for me... it's honestly for a friend.... now i have another question. seirusly, how much does an abortion go for?
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Posted By: newport
Date Posted: 19 February 2007 at 9:17pm
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100 abortions for 210 bucks http://www.buyonlinenow.com/viewproduct.asp?sku=GEN15001 -------------
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Posted By: Da Hui
Date Posted: 19 February 2007 at 9:23pm
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Push her down some stairs... Free. ------------- 
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Posted By: travis75
Date Posted: 19 February 2007 at 9:24pm
You can reuse those... so more like 10,000 abortions. ------------- Hey MPAA, Guess what? 09 f9 11 02 9d 74 e3 5b d8 41 56 c5 63 56 88 c0! |
Posted By: Styro Folme
Date Posted: 19 February 2007 at 9:28pm
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honestly guys, i need help.
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Posted By: newport
Date Posted: 19 February 2007 at 9:30pm
 this thing costs 30 pounds, but i'm sure it'll dislodge whatever's givin ya problems -------------
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Posted By: Mehs
Date Posted: 19 February 2007 at 9:36pm
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Depends, insurance sometimes covers it, sometimes it doesn't. They are about $500.
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Posted By: ¤ Råp¡Ð F¡rè ¤
Date Posted: 19 February 2007 at 9:40pm
I LOL'ed ------------- 
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Posted By: Tae Kwon Do
Date Posted: 19 February 2007 at 9:47pm
 Hell please. One ticket, one way, window preferably. -------------
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Posted By: Hairball!!!
Date Posted: 19 February 2007 at 10:07pm
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Posted By: Pariel15
Date Posted: 19 February 2007 at 10:11pm
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I have ROFL'ed about 4 times in this thread. "Frank's Abortion Kit" kinda scared me...but the fist had me weeping.
Seriously though, I know two guys (oooh...long story) who payed $400 for a girl to get an abortion. I don't know what's normal though, sorry. *EDIT* And can someone explain to me why that coat hanger costs $200? What the crap? I think I may be missing something here... ------------- Yes, I'm Pariel. Hopefully, I can get my old account back. We'll see though. |
Posted By: RoboCop
Date Posted: 19 February 2007 at 10:19pm
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100 chrome hangers a box if you buy 1-2 boxes = $210 |
Posted By: Monk
Date Posted: 19 February 2007 at 10:22pm
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Simple. Have the kid. If you people think you are old enough to do the deed, then you are old enough to care for a baby. Tell your friend to suck it up, and admit they did something not very wise. |
Posted By: Da Hui
Date Posted: 19 February 2007 at 11:07pm
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Why get an abortion. If he wasnt responsible with his penis, its his fault. Dont murder a kid cause he dont know what a Trojen is. And yes, I am a ass. -------------
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Posted By: Tae Kwon Do
Date Posted: 19 February 2007 at 11:11pm
Unless you live in reality land. -------------
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Posted By: Pariel15
Date Posted: 19 February 2007 at 11:13pm
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So true.
That said, I'm all for people learning a wee bit of responsibility...but dumb people will be dumb. ------------- Yes, I'm Pariel. Hopefully, I can get my old account back. We'll see though. |
Posted By: 636andy636.
Date Posted: 19 February 2007 at 11:28pm
Its not a kid yet. It has no emotion and is still part of the womans body. Its not murder. Its not a kid till it comes shooting out of the womans punani. ------------- [IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v291/anthonymartinez/402cdjo-1.gif"> |
Posted By: *Stealth*
Date Posted: 19 February 2007 at 11:29pm
 +  Placed under:  Smoke it out. |
Posted By: ANARCHY_SCOUT
Date Posted: 19 February 2007 at 11:44pm
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just reach up in there and pull it out, mortal kombat style.
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Posted By: RoboCop
Date Posted: 19 February 2007 at 11:45pm
| I'd say keep it. Who knows if that kid will become so smart that he/she cures cancer or invents a new energy source. The possibilities of what the kid can do are endless, good or bad. |
Posted By: 636andy636.
Date Posted: 19 February 2007 at 11:45pm
I lol'd Hard ------------- [IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v291/anthonymartinez/402cdjo-1.gif"> |
Posted By: choopie911
Date Posted: 19 February 2007 at 11:47pm
It could also be the next ultra-hitler. Kill the thing before it's too late! |
Posted By: ANARCHY_SCOUT
Date Posted: 19 February 2007 at 11:47pm
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Posted By: Benjichang
Date Posted: 19 February 2007 at 11:49pm
As did I. +1 Internetz to Stealth. -------------  irc.esper.net #paintball |
Posted By: Da Hui
Date Posted: 19 February 2007 at 11:57pm
Unborn fetus has a heartbeat. -------------
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Posted By: brihard
Date Posted: 20 February 2007 at 12:12am
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Send a ferret in there.
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Posted By: choopie911
Date Posted: 20 February 2007 at 12:15am
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Posted By: brihard
Date Posted: 20 February 2007 at 12:30am
Oh man, dude, you're going to hell.  ------------- "Abortion is not "choice" in America. It is forced and the democrats are behind it, with the goal of eugenics at its foundation." -FreeEnterprise, 21 April 2011. Yup, he actually said that. |
Posted By: 636andy636.
Date Posted: 20 February 2007 at 12:32am
Its just a fetus. Let a girl do what ever she wants to do with her body, even if you do not agree with what she does ------------- [IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v291/anthonymartinez/402cdjo-1.gif"> |
Posted By: *Stealth*
Date Posted: 20 February 2007 at 12:35am
 and  ? |
Posted By: brihard
Date Posted: 20 February 2007 at 12:37am
------------- "Abortion is not "choice" in America. It is forced and the democrats are behind it, with the goal of eugenics at its foundation." -FreeEnterprise, 21 April 2011. Yup, he actually said that. |
Posted By: *Stealth*
Date Posted: 20 February 2007 at 12:39am
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This entire thread is a one way ticket. All aboard. |
Posted By: Da Hui
Date Posted: 20 February 2007 at 12:42am
But hey this is America, the fetus is part of the girl, if she wants it aborted she can, I'm not gonna oppose that. -------------
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Posted By: 636andy636.
Date Posted: 20 February 2007 at 12:43am
Thats only good for puting your seed into her, not getting it out ------------- [IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v291/anthonymartinez/402cdjo-1.gif"> |
Posted By: brihard
Date Posted: 20 February 2007 at 12:44am
Feed the hungry... ------------- "Abortion is not "choice" in America. It is forced and the democrats are behind it, with the goal of eugenics at its foundation." -FreeEnterprise, 21 April 2011. Yup, he actually said that. |
Posted By: *Stealth*
Date Posted: 20 February 2007 at 12:48am
| GET IN MA' BELLY! |
Posted By: DeTrevni
Date Posted: 20 February 2007 at 1:04am
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God I feel so dirty for laughing at this thread... ------------- Evil Elvis: "Detrevni is definally like a hillbilly hippy from hell" 
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Posted By: 636andy636.
Date Posted: 20 February 2007 at 1:09am
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Lets turn this semi serious thread into a Stealth & Bri funny picture thread
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Posted By: brihard
Date Posted: 20 February 2007 at 1:12am
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We pretty much hijacked the snot out of it. It was inevitable.
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Posted By: DeTrevni
Date Posted: 20 February 2007 at 1:13am
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I'd be ashamed of Styro if he honestly didn't expect this... ------------- Evil Elvis: "Detrevni is definally like a hillbilly hippy from hell"
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Posted By: Pariel15
Date Posted: 20 February 2007 at 1:21am
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Yeah, I must say that I'm surprised he tried to take this seriously. It just wasn't meant to be. ------------- Yes, I'm Pariel. Hopefully, I can get my old account back. We'll see though. |
Posted By: GI JOES SON
Date Posted: 20 February 2007 at 1:23am
| i bet he just made that story up to get some laughs at what people would post...that's what i would do, this thread is pretty good |
Posted By: travis75
Date Posted: 20 February 2007 at 7:35am
POWER TOOLS AHOY! ------------- Hey MPAA, Guess what? 09 f9 11 02 9d 74 e3 5b d8 41 56 c5 63 56 88 c0! |
Posted By: travis75
Date Posted: 20 February 2007 at 7:39am
Or, for extreme irony, get after her with the jaws of life! |
Posted By: TheSpookyKids87
Date Posted: 20 February 2007 at 8:04am
| I lol'd several times |
Posted By: procarbinefreak
Date Posted: 20 February 2007 at 8:18am
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in all seriousness, try to find a planned parenthood clinic around you. talk to them. Abortions range in price and obviously get more expensive the longer the girl has been carrying. also, i lol'd hard at most of the posts in here. |
Posted By: Da Hui
Date Posted: 20 February 2007 at 9:24am
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Roflicious -------------
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Posted By: rednekk98
Date Posted: 20 February 2007 at 9:44am
Then again you can always put them up for adoption, I'm sure there are plenty of christian fundementalist wackos who want the kid so they can raise him to bomb an abortion clinic or drag-a-**edited**. Small farmers are always looking for cheap labor as well. |
Posted By: mbro
Date Posted: 20 February 2007 at 9:49am
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Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos. |
Posted By: choopie911
Date Posted: 20 February 2007 at 10:12am
Pschhh, no it doesnt! |
Posted By: *Stealth*
Date Posted: 20 February 2007 at 10:41am
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Posted By: newport
Date Posted: 20 February 2007 at 11:29am
 This man will de-pregnant her. -------------
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Posted By: brihard
Date Posted: 20 February 2007 at 11:36am
Oh man, mad win. Props on the irony. ------------- "Abortion is not "choice" in America. It is forced and the democrats are behind it, with the goal of eugenics at its foundation." -FreeEnterprise, 21 April 2011. Yup, he actually said that. |
Posted By: paintballinbill
Date Posted: 20 February 2007 at 12:52pm
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i think someone's a little confused. you are supposed to put your dick in A box, not HER box....geez... ------------- 98 Custom milled;painted;J&J Ceramic;X-Chamber;R/T;Cyclone. |
Posted By: choopie911
Date Posted: 20 February 2007 at 12:54pm
no, he had it right. |
Posted By: SSOK
Date Posted: 20 February 2007 at 12:59pm
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Ironically, "Rape Me" by Nirvana came on while I was reading this thread... ------------- 
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Posted By: Da Hui
Date Posted: 20 February 2007 at 4:58pm
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Posted By: brihard
Date Posted: 20 February 2007 at 5:36pm
I disagree. Jaws of Life were funnier. 2x bonus for irony. ------------- "Abortion is not "choice" in America. It is forced and the democrats are behind it, with the goal of eugenics at its foundation." -FreeEnterprise, 21 April 2011. Yup, he actually said that. |