Assassin Scenario
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Topic: Assassin Scenario
Posted By: DeTrevni
Subject: Assassin Scenario
Date Posted: 04 March 2007 at 9:25pm
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Okay, I was watching Bourne Supremacy, and thought this would be entertaining. The scenario: You are a professional hitman. Your target is a mid-ranking government official delivering a public address, nobody too important, but still has a few body guards. You are to eliminate him as you see fit. The address is telvised! The environment: He is giving his speech in a park in the city, lightly wooded, trees no taller than 50', mostly pine. The park is about 10 acres and is surrounded by mid-size buildings, 3-10 stories. Witnesses: There are 3 body guards, and the crowd consists of about 75 people, mostly businessmen and their families. Few children in the park that day. Constant traffic around the park, and a few civilians walking through the park. About 5 news stations are covering the event. There are cameras rolling all throughout the crowd. Arsenal: Your arsenal consists of weapons legally available to the general public, no .50's or machine guns. You do have knowledge of silencers, and can make one for your weapon. You are trained in close quarters combat, knife fighting, use of various poisons and limited knowledge of explosives. You can cammo/disguise yourself as you see fit. How would you kill him? Think creatively, and consider evidence left. ------------- Evil Elvis: "Detrevni is definally like a hillbilly hippy from hell" 
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Posted By: rednekk98
Date Posted: 04 March 2007 at 9:33pm
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.50's are legal everywhere but Cali. A scoped .22 with a soda-bottle silencer would work. If you want to go all james bond, use an AR-7 for it's take-down ability, although a semi should have a brass catcher and would have slightly more sound signature. A hollow point to the noggin from inside of 100 yards will do the trick. You can hide it under clothing, never leave prints on it, chuck it in a ditch. Screw evidence, if they have no way to tie it to you, you're fine. Just blend in with the crowd. Poison would be preferable, explosives in the podium set off by a cell phone would work well also.
I hope this is hypothetical in case you end up blowing someone away and law enforcement looks into this forum. |
Posted By: DeTrevni
Date Posted: 04 March 2007 at 9:36pm
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I knew someone would bring up the .50 thing. Well, pretend they are illegal. Besides, they aren't exactly useful for this. PS: Scenario updated. ------------- Evil Elvis: "Detrevni is definally like a hillbilly hippy from hell"
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Posted By: travis75
Date Posted: 04 March 2007 at 9:42pm
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Throwing knives.
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Posted By: merc
Date Posted: 04 March 2007 at 9:47pm
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bolt action 30-06 from the longest distance i can be using an aftermarket barrle. 1 round drop a .308 cartrage to a strangers gun i picked up at a range. dump the barrle in the ocean and replace it with the stock one. ------------- saving the world, one warship at a time. |
Posted By: BARREL BREAK
Date Posted: 04 March 2007 at 9:48pm
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If: He will be doing a hand-shake tour of the crowd-
Item:Create small, thin, clear latex covering for finger, cover with cyanide. Method: Shake hands while in crowd. Walk away with crowd. If not: then- Item: Pneumatic dart gun (elimenates spit from blowgun), dart tipped with some form of fast acting poison. Method: Conceal in nearest foliage, might have to prep night before, with half dug in hole, and ghillie type suit. Hit near end of speech. |
Posted By: oreomann33
Date Posted: 04 March 2007 at 9:51pm
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I would chain a suspicious looking box to him and take him to Boston.
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Posted By: DeTrevni
Date Posted: 04 March 2007 at 9:53pm
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Very clever indeed, but the poisons would have to be home-made or store-bought. High potency poisons will be easily traced. ------------- Evil Elvis: "Detrevni is definally like a hillbilly hippy from hell"
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BARREL BREAK wrote:Posted By: BARREL BREAK
Date Posted: 04 March 2007 at 9:58pm
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Posted By: choopie911
Date Posted: 04 March 2007 at 9:58pm
| Do I have to get away with it? |
Posted By: BARREL BREAK
Date Posted: 04 March 2007 at 9:59pm
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Posted By: choopie911
Date Posted: 04 March 2007 at 10:01pm
Ok, well.... hmm.... Trebuchet |
Posted By: FROG MAN
Date Posted: 04 March 2007 at 10:14pm
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i would seduce him with homoerotic phermone perfume, Then BAM, ACME DYNOMITE IN THE FACE! ------------- <1 meg sig = bad> |
Posted By: ANARCHY_SCOUT
Date Posted: 04 March 2007 at 10:16pm
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Let the snakes get um.
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Posted By: DeTrevni
Date Posted: 04 March 2007 at 10:16pm
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You sick freak. Edit: Whoa, I hit the 6k mark. More proof my life is way too limited. ------------- Evil Elvis: "Detrevni is definally like a hillbilly hippy from hell"
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Posted By: kickinwing2010
Date Posted: 04 March 2007 at 10:18pm
To the face? ------------- 
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Posted By: pntbl freak
Date Posted: 04 March 2007 at 11:55pm
You took my idea! Well kinda. I was going to stretch it a little farther though. Hire some guy with a prosthetic hand and customize the hand to carry some kind of toxin that will be released when he received a handshake. |
Posted By: rockerdoode
Date Posted: 05 March 2007 at 12:32am
I had the same idea, but I was thinking more like strip the gun apart completely, then throw away each part in various random places across the town as you make your getaway. ------------- "According to Sue Johanson, theres nothing that can increase your manhood, trust me I've already looked into it for myself." -Zata |
Posted By: Sammy
Date Posted: 05 March 2007 at 12:57am
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After his little political speech I would go up and shake his hand amongst the crowd and jab my umbrella in his leg by accident. The umbrella would fire a small caplet filled with ricin poison and he would die slowly thereafter. BTW, I was watching the Bourne Supremacy on TNT too. TNT HD FTW |
Posted By: Tolgak
Date Posted: 05 March 2007 at 2:04am
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Remote mine. Easy to conceal a remote switch. Easy to get close enough to detonate it. Blast destroys all evidence in area. ------------- 
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Posted By: choopie911
Date Posted: 05 March 2007 at 2:06am
| BFG |
Posted By: BARREL BREAK
Date Posted: 05 March 2007 at 2:14am
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Posted By: WGP guy2
Date Posted: 05 March 2007 at 6:28am
| So, Detrevni, who is it? |
Posted By: Black_Shadow
Date Posted: 05 March 2007 at 8:46am
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OK... time for one of my overly complex and crazy plans that just might work... First. acquire a large meat eating bird with talons and sharp break... train said bird to attack its natural prey viciously (in my case i picked a peregrine falcon as my prey of bird so a seagull will do nicely) next acquire some bird pheromones for the type of bird that is the prey (seagull) get the bird pheromones in a HIGHLY concentrated form place in a large syringe (the kind used in dental picks etc) concealed within your dress for the speech acquire a large cage and place in a tree nearby in the park the night previous using gloves on said cage as to not leave any fingerprints, rig it with a remote cage door release system that uses a cellular phone as the trigger. dress as a business man who will be attending the speech, and when he shakes hand with the crowd spray his back with the bird pheromones is a very very fine mist as so he does not feel it and leave as quickly as possible. go to the nearest payphone and call the cellular phone releasing your bird of prey. return to your nearby hotel room (which you rented under a fake ID) (which overwatches the stage in the park from just across the street) to watch the fun, with your backup .22 rifle that you have filed the serial number off of and taken great care not to handle said rifle with your hands. in said .22 rifle cut an X shape into the head of the bullet so that it will shatter on impact and cause a fatality on the victim if necessary. there.... im pretty sure that would work... i also have a "How to Escape East Germany across the Berlin Wall" scenario i will post it anyone wishes to hear said crazy plan... ------------- 98CP ACT R/T J&J Ceramic 14" Egg II w Z-Board GTA Inline X-Chamber NCStar Red-Dot Pen Spring Mod Trigger Stops Polished Internals Dye Sticky Grip 20oz Co2 w On/Off Next Up: Spimmy |
Posted By: a5Tpp789
Date Posted: 05 March 2007 at 2:23pm
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set up explosives that will make much noise behind them on top of a building go into the crowd set of the chain of noise then while guards are distracted(turned around) aim and shoot -------------  if you put 500 dollars into an A5 it is still an A5
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Posted By: Tae Kwon Do
Date Posted: 05 March 2007 at 2:29pm
Ask Travis. 
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Posted By: phil_stl
Date Posted: 05 March 2007 at 3:26pm
| I'd hire an immigrant hitman for cheap. |
Posted By: Yomillio
Date Posted: 05 March 2007 at 5:54pm
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when his limo/high class vehicle pulls up, walk past it, quickly slipping a remote detonated explosive under the rear bumper doing your best to keep a cool, low proflie, but not suspiciously trying to hide - if your questioned, say you dropped something. Continue to the crowd, and poceed to wait till end of speech. Gets in car, starts to drive away, you slip your hand into your pocket and hit the detonator. Panic, and eventually leave. ------------- 
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Posted By: choopie911
Date Posted: 05 March 2007 at 6:17pm
You'd never get close enough to the car. |
Posted By: ANARCHY_SCOUT
Date Posted: 05 March 2007 at 7:19pm
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