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Topic: if operating systems where airlines.
Posted By: Squishey
Subject: if operating systems where airlines.
Date Posted: 05 March 2007 at 12:19am
DOS Airline
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Everybody pushes the airplane until it glides, then they jump on and
let the plane coast until it hits the ground again, then push again,
jump on again, and so on. For relaxation Bill's autobiographies are
tucked in the back of every seat.

MAC Airways
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All the flight attendants, captains, baggage handlers, and ticket
agents look the same, act the same. Every time you ask questions
about details, you are told you don't need to know, don't want to
know, and everything will be done for you without you having to
know, so just shut up. Cute little signs are everywhere and
outside every window there are flying toasters.

Windows Airline
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The airport terminal is nice and colorful with friendly flight
attendants, easy access to the plane, an uneventful takeoff...then
the plane blows up without any warning whatsoever. In mid-air you
are informed that the rest of your flight will be continued on DOS

Unix Airline
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Everyone brings one piece of the plane with them when they come to
the airport. They all go out on the runway and put the plane
together piece by piece, arguing constantly about what kind of
plane they're building. When another plane lands nearby the
passengers begin breaking up into meetings and trading pieces of
the plane.

i got this from http://gdl.msu.edu/%7Evanhoose/humor/0156.html - http://gdl.msu.edu/~vanhoose/humor/0156.html



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Canadians do it on top.



Replies:
Posted By: ANARCHY_SCOUT
Date Posted: 05 March 2007 at 12:23am
I dont get it....


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Posted By: FROG MAN
Date Posted: 05 March 2007 at 12:41am
pretty funny. 

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Posted By: choopie911
Date Posted: 05 March 2007 at 12:47am
mac one is outdated, but meh


Posted By: Tae Kwon Do
Date Posted: 05 March 2007 at 2:43pm
Good Lord that must be one oldass chain e-mail. 

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Posted By: Panda Man
Date Posted: 05 March 2007 at 3:02pm


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