If you were a ninja....
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Topic: If you were a ninja....
Posted By: FROG MAN
Subject: If you were a ninja....
Date Posted: 11 March 2007 at 1:57am
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What weapon would you use....... I think i would use a staff, i dont know why but seeing martial arts with a staff always seems BA, annnnnd Neo in the burly brawl is off this shiznat What about you guys? ------------- <1 meg sig = bad> |
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Posted By: ¤ Råp¡Ð F¡rè ¤
Date Posted: 11 March 2007 at 3:01am
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Ninjas? I'd prefer a gun.
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Posted By: FROG MAN
Date Posted: 11 March 2007 at 3:05am
ya, that dosnt answer the question, its not even a funny response, it actully dosnt make sence. ------------- <1 meg sig = bad> |
¤ Råp¡Ð F¡rè ¤ wrote:Posted By: ¤ Råp¡Ð F¡rè ¤
Date Posted: 11 March 2007 at 3:13am
Yes, it does answer the question. I said I would prefer a gun. And no, it was not meant to be funny. I wouldn't bother acting like a ninja, flipping around doing martial arts. Using a firearm would be much more convenient. By the way, before you start telling my that my replies don't "make sence," you should learn to use spell-check. -------------
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Posted By: Tae Kwon Do
Date Posted: 11 March 2007 at 3:13am
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Couldn't do it. I am a pirate tried and true.
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Posted By: BARREL BREAK
Date Posted: 11 March 2007 at 3:14am
| A real ninja IS a weapon. |
Posted By: chronic future
Date Posted: 11 March 2007 at 3:31am
/thread. |
Posted By: FROG MAN
Date Posted: 11 March 2007 at 3:34am
yes my ability to judge how horrible your posts are are proportional to my ablity to spell ------------- <1 meg sig = bad> |
Posted By: Tolgak
Date Posted: 11 March 2007 at 4:11am
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I don't know any of the specific names, but I would say the typical sword that ninjas use. Long enough to have some reach and short enough not to get in the way. I would bet that a fatal blow from a sword kills faster than any other weapon they carried.
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Posted By: Panda Man
Date Posted: 11 March 2007 at 5:15am
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any fool can use a Spear... So... I'd have to say either a Flail, or a good soild club.
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Posted By: Skillet42565
Date Posted: 11 March 2007 at 9:20am
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Posted By: johnson1456
Date Posted: 11 March 2007 at 9:29am
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chuck norris' foot
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Posted By: Brian Fellows
Date Posted: 11 March 2007 at 11:03am
| Blowfish poison. Ninjas used it a lot, usually for dipping the tips of darts in, or slipping it into their mark's food. |
Posted By: Spike511
Date Posted: 11 March 2007 at 12:14pm
Rocket Launchers..... ------------- well then....as a last resort...SHOOT AT WHATEVER MOVES |
Posted By: -ProDigY-
Date Posted: 11 March 2007 at 12:34pm
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Posted By: SSOK
Date Posted: 11 March 2007 at 12:43pm
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1911 with Silencer.
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Posted By: Panda Man
Date Posted: 11 March 2007 at 1:18pm
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M-1 Abrams
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Posted By: battlefreak
Date Posted: 11 March 2007 at 1:25pm
The king is my weapon of choice
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Posted By: Farcry0092
Date Posted: 11 March 2007 at 1:34pm
| a katana |
Posted By: Langside
Date Posted: 11 March 2007 at 1:35pm
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Your mother. |
Posted By: ANARCHY_SCOUT
Date Posted: 11 March 2007 at 1:35pm
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Posted By: Clark Kent
Date Posted: 11 March 2007 at 4:42pm
| "If"? |
Posted By: Hitman
Date Posted: 11 March 2007 at 4:50pm
I'm sorry but no matter who I am Christopher Walken is my weapon of choice. ------------- |
Posted By: carl_the_sniper
Date Posted: 11 March 2007 at 6:31pm
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midget ninja possibly launched out my sleves when i flip my wrist ------------- <just say no to unnecessarily sexualized sigs> |
Posted By: Styro Folme
Date Posted: 11 March 2007 at 6:55pm
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i would use various blades and maybe some c4.
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Posted By: Evil Elvis
Date Posted: 11 March 2007 at 8:39pm
Arrrggggh! Aye ------------- 
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Posted By: IronHorseSniper
Date Posted: 11 March 2007 at 9:16pm
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Posted By: Kristofer
Date Posted: 11 March 2007 at 11:03pm
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Posted By: Styro Folme
Date Posted: 12 March 2007 at 12:02am
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^^Red Steel?
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Posted By: Pate
Date Posted: 12 March 2007 at 12:33am
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Id be a Spartan and rock Ninjas.
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It feels good to be a gangster |
Posted By: Styro Folme
Date Posted: 12 March 2007 at 12:49am
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Posted By: Pate
Date Posted: 12 March 2007 at 12:52am
The real Spartan of course.
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It feels good to be a gangster |
Posted By: chronic future
Date Posted: 12 March 2007 at 12:58am
1/300 spartan > halo spartan im still in awe over that movie. ridiculous |
Posted By: Pate
Date Posted: 12 March 2007 at 12:59am
Agreed. Sequel maybe?
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It feels good to be a gangster |
Posted By: choopie911
Date Posted: 12 March 2007 at 1:32am
I dont recall the distance, but from a certain distance and closer, it takes longer to draw a gun than it does to run at someone and stab them |
Posted By: Hysteria
Date Posted: 12 March 2007 at 1:09pm
Why doesn't it make sense? A ninja could learn to use a firearm just like any other human being. |
Posted By: Benjichang
Date Posted: 12 March 2007 at 2:17pm
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Posted By: Kristofer
Date Posted: 12 March 2007 at 3:39pm
sequel to what battle? the peloponnesian war? or the battle they started to show at the end of the movie which marked the end of the persian wars? the only other spartan movie i could see would be Gates of Fire based on Steve Pressfield's book. it would be completely different than 300, but still based on that same battle. |
Posted By: Panda Man
Date Posted: 12 March 2007 at 3:41pm
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chronic... holy crap you got some spyware problems.
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Posted By: XenoSabre
Date Posted: 12 March 2007 at 3:57pm
Let me tell you, Those guys are doing some top-notch killing. They can do all kinds of things that I wish I could do. Like they'll throw a shuriken, and then jump on top of the very shuriken that they threw, it'll hit you in the neck and they'll punch you in the face at the same time. ------------- [IMG]http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f76/Xeno-Sabre/kutaragi.png"> http://xeno-sabre.deviantart.com/ - http://xeno-sabre.deviantart.com/ |
Posted By: chronic future
Date Posted: 12 March 2007 at 4:25pm
dont judge me. |
Posted By: WGP guy2
Date Posted: 12 March 2007 at 4:43pm
| airplane |
Posted By: Razgriz Ghost
Date Posted: 13 March 2007 at 1:09pm
| Tricycle and yes I bumped this to piss of the forum collectivly |
Posted By: Reb Cpl
Date Posted: 13 March 2007 at 1:15pm
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Perhaps, but what moron would let someone get that close in the first place?
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Posted By: FROG MAN
Date Posted: 13 March 2007 at 3:07pm
cuz masta of da killa pople neva letz naw bad guyz near him!
give me a break, ------------- <1 meg sig = bad> |
Posted By: DsXz
Date Posted: 13 March 2007 at 5:06pm
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Posted By: brihard
Date Posted: 13 March 2007 at 7:19pm
Hit yourself in the face please. Yes, awesome movie. No, no sequel. ------------- "Abortion is not "choice" in America. It is forced and the democrats are behind it, with the goal of eugenics at its foundation." -FreeEnterprise, 21 April 2011. Yup, he actually said that. |