A riddle for you.
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Topic: A riddle for you.
Posted By: .Ryan
Subject: A riddle for you.
Date Posted: 12 March 2007 at 12:41pm
The detective entered the room to find Harry and Grace laying beside each other on the floor, dead.
Beside them was a small pool of water and some broken glass. Above them on the counter was a cat with its back arched.
Without any further investigation the detective decided that the victims had died of suffocation.
He was right, but how did he know?
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Posted By: Tae Kwon Do
Date Posted: 12 March 2007 at 12:42pm
I freakin' hate these.
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Posted By: RoboCop
Date Posted: 12 March 2007 at 12:43pm
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Do you know the answer, ryan?
Too bad there isn't a picture to go with it.
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Posted By: Reb Cpl
Date Posted: 12 March 2007 at 12:44pm
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I love these things.
gimme a day or two to come up with an answer. 
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Posted By: .Ryan
Date Posted: 12 March 2007 at 12:46pm
Yes, I do know the answer.
Sorry, no picture.
Also, a hint: Never assume.
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Posted By: choopie911
Date Posted: 12 March 2007 at 1:07pm
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They're fish. Cat knocked over/ broke the fishbowl.
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Posted By: Panda Man
Date Posted: 12 March 2007 at 1:10pm
they were seeing who could hold there breathe the longest with a Glass of water on top of their head.
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Posted By: *Stealth*
Date Posted: 12 March 2007 at 1:17pm
choopie911 wrote:
They're fish. Cat knocked over/ broke the fishbowl. |
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Posted By: Sonex
Date Posted: 12 March 2007 at 1:32pm
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Because the detective had killed them earlier, and the cat was just random...you always return to the scene of the crime...lol
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Posted By: BooksAndLeaves
Date Posted: 12 March 2007 at 1:43pm
someone was supposed to guess the cat sucked their air out i bet
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Posted By: -ProDigY-
Date Posted: 12 March 2007 at 1:48pm
I'm absolutely amazed there are still people left who haven't heard
this one.
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Posted By: .Ryan
Date Posted: 12 March 2007 at 1:52pm
Meh, it was new to me, I liked it.
And yeah, Choop wins.
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Posted By: oreomann33
Date Posted: 12 March 2007 at 2:50pm
-ProDigY- wrote:
I'm absolutely amazed there are still people left who haven't heard
this one. |
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Posted By: choopie911
Date Posted: 12 March 2007 at 2:52pm
oreomann33 wrote:
-ProDigY- wrote:
I'm absolutely amazed there are still people left who haven't heard
this one. |
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Posted By: Pariel
Date Posted: 12 March 2007 at 3:04pm
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Why? I think all the people who "haven't heard" this one just forget that someone told them in 3rd grade.
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Posted By: Dye Playa
Date Posted: 12 March 2007 at 3:05pm
choopie911 wrote:
oreomann33 wrote:
-ProDigY- wrote:
I'm absolutely amazed there are still people left who haven't heard this one. |
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| yea that was like when after class the substitute teacher told you a joke in like second grade.
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Posted By: .Ryan
Date Posted: 12 March 2007 at 6:38pm
I heard it on this old movie my grandpa was watching. I really don't think I ever heard it before today....I found it clever...
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Posted By: johnson1456
Date Posted: 12 March 2007 at 7:37pm
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why didnt fluffy eat them, arent cats suppose to eat fish
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Posted By: Styro Folme
Date Posted: 12 March 2007 at 8:49pm
i hate these riddles... too many possiblilities...
"TEH GURL WAZ PRENNANT!!! GIT IT?"
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Posted By: .Ryan
Date Posted: 12 March 2007 at 8:57pm
Well, apparently we're all supposed to already know these because they are supposed to be required material for all elementary school children....But yeah, like you said, most of them have way too many possibilities to ever really figure them out. Sonex's answer works too, as would others if you took the time to think about it.....I just find the answers entertaining....
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Posted By: stick_boy_2002
Date Posted: 13 March 2007 at 12:27am
why would someone call a detective to investigate dead fish, most people would just flush them down the toilet and forget about them.
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Posted By: Tae Kwon Do
Date Posted: 13 March 2007 at 1:48am
Plastic explosives wrapped around the base, and a cruise missile.
Its because there was no evidence of a crashed plane.
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Posted By: Panda Man
Date Posted: 13 March 2007 at 2:45am
Tae Kwon Do wrote:
Plastic explosives wrapped around the base, and a cruise missile.
Its because there was no evidence of a crashed plane.
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Posted By: Kayback
Date Posted: 13 March 2007 at 3:00am
It could be the decetives fish.
But these things always piss me off. They never give enough information and then the OP gets to lord over the others when you guess "wrong" when there are a million different reasons.
Someone could have broken into the house and murdered the two humans. Doesn't say anywhere this didn't happen.
They could have been living near a volcano and there could have been a Carbon monoxide gas cloud that seeped down and killed everyone in the house. It doesn't say the cat is still alive. It could have been reacting to the gas and died with an arched back.
Both people could have been allergic to cats and the new neighbour just moved in and they were having an anaphillactic episode and Harry went to go get Grace some water and they both died from their throats closing.
Harry could have been pissed off about Grace buying a cat and strangled her, then taken a bronchial inhibitor or some peanuts (he's allergic) and also died from suffocation, dropping the glass of water he used to swallow the tablets/peanuts.
Harry and Grace were on a space station wich decompressed and they died from hypoxia. The cat with it's smaller body mass survived with the reduced oxygen content. The glass fell to the floor when Grace droped it.
The idioic part about "without any further investigation...." Maybe because human lips turn blue, or cyanotic when someone suffocates?
These so called "riddles" are just an attempt by people to go "My e-penis is bigger than yours"
KBK
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Posted By: scotchyscotch
Date Posted: 13 March 2007 at 8:24am
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Wow, Simmer down there it was just a riddle. Lots of other people didnt get it either.
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Posted By: .Ryan
Date Posted: 13 March 2007 at 9:19am
The point of the thing is to make the point to not assume anything....People automatically assume that the detective is on the job investigating the murder of two people....that's all...and chill kay, it's just something to make you think a bit. It's not about epenises, especially seeing as how I got it from a movie made in the '60's....
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Posted By: Kayback
Date Posted: 14 March 2007 at 10:05am
If you do a search for "riddles" on this forum, there are 14 hits that go back to 2004.
Most of them offer incomplete information and then expect you to arrive at only one answer which is considered the correct one, while there are many many different answers, all of which are also correct.
Without supplying all the information, you can't exclude the answers you don't want. Yet people still DO lord over the others when the "magic" answer isn't reached.
The point isn't to "not assume anything" because you HAVE to assume plenty to get to whats considered the "correct" answer.
You've got to assume that Harry and Grace are fish, and that the cat knocked the bowl off the table, and that the Inspector isn't there investigating a murder. The answers I gave are just as plausible, and more plausible than an inspector investigating the death of two fish.
Unless you assume the fish are his pets.
Now the jet on a moving runway, thats a good mental exercise. The rest of these are crap.
KBK
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Posted By: -ProDigY-
Date Posted: 14 March 2007 at 10:30am
Uh....
Maybe you should take a chill pill brah.
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Posted By: .Ryan
Date Posted: 14 March 2007 at 2:33pm
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