Chuck Noris
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Topic: Chuck Noris
Posted By: MT. Vigilante
Subject: Chuck Noris
Date Posted: 05 April 2007 at 5:29pm
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Bears carry Chuck Noris spray, but it doesn't work. Chuck Noris doesn't travel back in time, the future runs from him. -------------  Join the XP Re-Revolution!
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Posted By: choopie911
Date Posted: 05 April 2007 at 5:29pm
| No |
Posted By: High Voltage
Date Posted: 05 April 2007 at 5:30pm
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Go away.
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Posted By: Jack Carver
Date Posted: 05 April 2007 at 6:14pm
| I hadn't heard either of those. Not bad. |
Posted By: The American
Date Posted: 05 April 2007 at 6:30pm
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I didn't laugh.
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Posted By: MeanMan
Date Posted: 05 April 2007 at 6:33pm
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Why does everyone like, or constantly talk about, Chuck Norris? I am the only one that thought he was just a normal, mediocre actor? ------------- 
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Posted By: procarbinefreak
Date Posted: 05 April 2007 at 6:33pm
| i helps if you spell his name right. |
Posted By: Da Hui
Date Posted: 05 April 2007 at 6:43pm
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choopie911 wrote:Posted By: oreomann33
Date Posted: 05 April 2007 at 6:43pm
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Chuck Norris would give this a FAIL stamp.
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Posted By: c4cypher
Date Posted: 05 April 2007 at 7:23pm
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I feel like I just got mugged. |
Posted By: Snake6
Date Posted: 05 April 2007 at 7:29pm
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Give me my two minutes back.
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Posted By: Gatyr
Date Posted: 05 April 2007 at 7:38pm
you may as well just give your computer away if it took that ling to load. ------------- 
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Posted By: *Stealth*
Date Posted: 05 April 2007 at 8:00pm
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Posted By: *Stealth*
Date Posted: 05 April 2007 at 8:01pm
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Posted By: kickinwing2010
Date Posted: 05 April 2007 at 8:08pm
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Your thread is a failure.
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Posted By: Mack
Date Posted: 05 April 2007 at 9:57pm
He would not. He'd just stare at the thread for a few seconds, then it would FAIL stamp itself. ------------- 
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Posted By: Benjichang
Date Posted: 05 April 2007 at 10:20pm
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Jesus.... Did you get the forum confused with Barrens Chat? -------------  irc.esper.net #paintball |
Posted By: Bolt3
Date Posted: 05 April 2007 at 11:35pm
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Vin Diesel?
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Posted By: Roll Tide
Date Posted: 05 April 2007 at 11:36pm
I think it's a bad thing that I know what you're talking about. ------------- <Removed sig for violation of Clause 4 of the New Sig Rules> 
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Posted By: stick_boy_2002
Date Posted: 06 April 2007 at 12:06am
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Posted By: Cedric
Date Posted: 06 April 2007 at 12:40pm
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Chuck Norris jokes died out with your face.
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Posted By: MT. Vigilante
Date Posted: 06 April 2007 at 7:47pm
Just the kind of responses I was hoping for.  ------------- Join the XP Re-Revolution!
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Posted By: Brian Fellows
Date Posted: 06 April 2007 at 7:51pm
| Where's Brihard when you need him? |
Posted By: carl_the_sniper
Date Posted: 06 April 2007 at 7:57pm
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Um... no There are clauses in the Canadian and American constitutions that explain why brihard is the only one who may hand out the fail stamp as I posted in the other thread ------------- <just say no to unnecessarily sexualized sigs> |
Posted By: Da Hui
Date Posted: 06 April 2007 at 8:29pm
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Edit: made me own
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Posted By: What to do?
Date Posted: 06 April 2007 at 10:14pm
Dont feel alone...I think the same also... ------------- 
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Posted By: The American
Date Posted: 06 April 2007 at 10:21pm
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Last semester, this kid who wasn't even in my class would come in before class started, and write some Chuck Norris jokes on the board. Our professor would walk and and just stop and read them for a second and then begin class without saying anything. Kinda funny. The professor never, ever, said anything about the jokes to the class though.
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