When you wipe
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Topic: When you wipe
Posted By: Gatyr
Subject: When you wipe
Date Posted: 08 April 2007 at 8:33pm
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Around
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Posted By: ANARCHY_SCOUT
Date Posted: 08 April 2007 at 8:46pm
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down the center, dear boy.
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Posted By: welcome guest
Date Posted: 08 April 2007 at 8:52pm
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I use one of these. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QTsXlTKaFq0 - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QTsXlTKaFq0 ------------- http://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/17/107.shtml - http://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/17/107.shtml. 
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Posted By: Tae Kwon Do
Date Posted: 08 April 2007 at 8:52pm
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In between. One day I would like to try a bidet. ------------- 
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Posted By: welcome guest
Date Posted: 08 April 2007 at 8:56pm
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USE a garden hose. Samething ice cold water. ------------- http://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/17/107.shtml - http://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/17/107.shtml.
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Tae Kwon Do wrote:
Posted By: NiQ-Toto
Date Posted: 08 April 2007 at 10:08pm
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Around, no chance of accidental hand in toilet water. ------------- ///AMG What? |
Posted By: .Ryan
Date Posted: 08 April 2007 at 10:14pm
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Posted By: You Wont See Me
Date Posted: 08 April 2007 at 10:14pm
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Down the center.
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Posted By: brihard
Date Posted: 08 April 2007 at 10:15pm
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Start at the top rear, and right down the crack, using the thumb to work it right in there.
------------- "Abortion is not "choice" in America. It is forced and the democrats are behind it, with the goal of eugenics at its foundation." -FreeEnterprise, 21 April 2011. Yup, he actually said that. |
Posted By: Monk
Date Posted: 08 April 2007 at 10:23pm
Then squeegy out the hole. |
Posted By: youm0nt
Date Posted: 08 April 2007 at 10:31pm
| i dont wipe |
Posted By: Tae Kwon Do
Date Posted: 08 April 2007 at 10:35pm
Been doing inbetween my whole life, never once has my hand hit water. -------------
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Posted By: High Voltage
Date Posted: 08 April 2007 at 10:47pm
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Posted By: You Wont See Me
Date Posted: 08 April 2007 at 10:55pm
Same. ------------- A-5 E-Grip JCS Dual Trigger DOP X-CORE 8 stage x-chamber Lapco Bigshot 14" Beadblasted Optional setup: R/T Dead on Blade trigger |
Posted By: Tolgak
Date Posted: 08 April 2007 at 11:03pm
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Posted By: Da Hui
Date Posted: 08 April 2007 at 11:35pm
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Posted By: Thor
Date Posted: 08 April 2007 at 11:50pm
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Bidet's aren't all they're "cracked" up to be....muwahahahaha! ------------- A second class drive is always better than a first class walk. |
Posted By: brihard
Date Posted: 08 April 2007 at 11:54pm
It would be just like you to rig one up in the back of a Bison, too... ------------- "Abortion is not "choice" in America. It is forced and the democrats are behind it, with the goal of eugenics at its foundation." -FreeEnterprise, 21 April 2011. Yup, he actually said that. |
Posted By: jerseypaint
Date Posted: 08 April 2007 at 11:54pm
Same here. Now, the next question should be, sitting or standing? |
Posted By: 636andy636.
Date Posted: 09 April 2007 at 12:03am
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Stand, and down the center. Anyone else hate it when your balls or peepee hit the water? ------------- [IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v291/anthonymartinez/402cdjo-1.gif"> |
Posted By: Tolgak
Date Posted: 09 April 2007 at 12:09am
No, it reminds me of how manly I am. -------------
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Posted By: karll
Date Posted: 09 April 2007 at 12:13am
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I didn't know there was any other way than "around." This has opened up a
whole new world to me. A world I probably will never venture to, but a world none the less. ------------- PlentifulBalls "It's cool, I'll be dead before I'm not pretty." Gatyr "Stupid things exist." 
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Posted By: jocasta
Date Posted: 09 April 2007 at 12:19am
WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT. all i have here is my good ol pot |
Posted By: Cedric
Date Posted: 09 April 2007 at 12:32am
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I usually get completely naked and stand on the toliet seat. When I'm done I often jump off the toilet seat while doing a 360 foot grab. After I land, I cry for someone to wipe me.
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Posted By: 636andy636.
Date Posted: 09 April 2007 at 12:43am
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How does one wipe "Around" ? And who else takes off all there clothes when taking a poop ------------- [IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v291/anthonymartinez/402cdjo-1.gif"> |
Posted By: karll
Date Posted: 09 April 2007 at 12:51am
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You kind of hunch forward. Reach around either side you choose. Start at
the taint and end at the tail bone. How does one one "in between?" ------------- PlentifulBalls "It's cool, I'll be dead before I'm not pretty." Gatyr "Stupid things exist."
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Posted By: Tae Kwon Do
Date Posted: 09 April 2007 at 12:55am
Lean forward slightly. Hand goes under your junk. Sweeping motions backwards. To me, in between offers the advantage of not having to lean yourself on one side of the seat, which can be uncomfortable. -------------
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Posted By: karll
Date Posted: 09 April 2007 at 12:57am
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Is the in between wipe a front to back or a back to front?
I'm almost afraid to try it. I might like it too much. ------------- PlentifulBalls "It's cool, I'll be dead before I'm not pretty." Gatyr "Stupid things exist."
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Posted By: Tae Kwon Do
Date Posted: 09 April 2007 at 12:59am
Anything you want it to be. It is simply the approach. Hand in goes between the legs, instead of having to lift up on one cheek to get to it. -------------
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Posted By: 636andy636.
Date Posted: 09 April 2007 at 1:01am
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I change my vote then. I stand up and wipe from the back. Reaching under everything is very feminine. ------------- [IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v291/anthonymartinez/402cdjo-1.gif"> |
Posted By: Tae Kwon Do
Date Posted: 09 April 2007 at 1:03am
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You stand up? The hell?
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Posted By: karll
Date Posted: 09 April 2007 at 1:06am
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I used to stand WAY back when. I tried sitting one day and never looked
back. ------------- PlentifulBalls "It's cool, I'll be dead before I'm not pretty." Gatyr "Stupid things exist."
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Posted By: GI JOES SON
Date Posted: 09 April 2007 at 1:06am
| i agree with andy, although not that its feminine, i just dont like trying to reach through...i like to stand up a little and get it from a better angle |
Posted By: carl_the_sniper
Date Posted: 09 April 2007 at 1:12am
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sitting? news to me. wow ------------- <just say no to unnecessarily sexualized sigs> |
Posted By: Tae Kwon Do
Date Posted: 09 April 2007 at 1:16am
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Well this thread just crossed the line. Nice idea for a thread though. In before lock. -------------
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Posted By: GI JOES SON
Date Posted: 09 April 2007 at 1:17am
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yea, im with tae.... that was pretty sick carl. |
Posted By: 636andy636.
Date Posted: 09 April 2007 at 1:26am
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Strike 2 for carl IBL ------------- [IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v291/anthonymartinez/402cdjo-1.gif"> |
Posted By: FROG MAN
Date Posted: 09 April 2007 at 1:28am
lol, i thought i was the only one I stand, and wipe from behind. i had no idea ppl wiped while sitting, thats so wierd, I do understand now how ppl get skid marks tho, that is inferer cleaning. ------------- <1 meg sig = bad> |
Posted By: brihard
Date Posted: 09 April 2007 at 1:30am
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In before lock. Carl fails.
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Posted By: BARREL BREAK
Date Posted: 09 April 2007 at 1:36am
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Posted By: carl_the_sniper
Date Posted: 09 April 2007 at 1:37am
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how is that strike worthy? and how could you not see this thread failing quckly? ------------- <just say no to unnecessarily sexualized sigs> |
Posted By: 636andy636.
Date Posted: 09 April 2007 at 1:39am
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What you said was extremely inappropriate.
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Posted By: brihard
Date Posted: 09 April 2007 at 1:40am
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Dammit Carl, you cheated. Take the strike like a man.
------------- "Abortion is not "choice" in America. It is forced and the democrats are behind it, with the goal of eugenics at its foundation." -FreeEnterprise, 21 April 2011. Yup, he actually said that. |
Posted By: GI JOES SON
Date Posted: 09 April 2007 at 1:40am
| how is that not strike worthy? are you kidding? |
Posted By: Da Hui
Date Posted: 09 April 2007 at 1:41am
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Dammnit what did he say? Someone PM or something. -------------
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Posted By: brihard
Date Posted: 09 April 2007 at 1:44am
It involved a filthy Hispanic friend of Carl's. ------------- "Abortion is not "choice" in America. It is forced and the democrats are behind it, with the goal of eugenics at its foundation." -FreeEnterprise, 21 April 2011. Yup, he actually said that. |
Posted By: Destruction
Date Posted: 09 April 2007 at 1:45am
Oh god. No good can come of that.  ------------- u dont know what to do ur getting mottor boatted Men are from Magmar, women are from Venusaur. |
Posted By: hybrid-sniper
Date Posted: 09 April 2007 at 1:47am
Ahaha. That's bad. |
Posted By: carl_the_sniper
Date Posted: 09 April 2007 at 1:48am
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I don't think it would have been strike worthy.. boarderline. Much worse things get said on this forum. ------------- <just say no to unnecessarily sexualized sigs> |
Posted By: hybrid-sniper
Date Posted: 09 April 2007 at 1:49am
| I don't see how you can take the subject of your post and make it forum appropriate. |
Posted By: DeTrevni
Date Posted: 09 April 2007 at 1:53am
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Posted By: carl_the_sniper
Date Posted: 09 April 2007 at 1:57am
| Eh. I don't care |
Posted By: Destruction
Date Posted: 09 April 2007 at 2:19am
 ------------- u dont know what to do ur getting mottor boatted Men are from Magmar, women are from Venusaur. |
Posted By: choopie911
Date Posted: 09 April 2007 at 2:34am
| Wipe? |
Posted By: Hitman
Date Posted: 09 April 2007 at 3:19am
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Posted By: carl_the_sniper
Date Posted: 09 April 2007 at 3:31am
Ok, maybe I can get back into this thread .... I always thought standing was the only way, never considered that people would sit (or squat I guess?)
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Posted By: FROG MAN
Date Posted: 09 April 2007 at 3:35am
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Ok this thread is scarying me, looks like canadians stand to wipe wats up with that ------------- <1 meg sig = bad> |
Posted By: choopie911
Date Posted: 09 April 2007 at 3:37am
| I dont stand, just lean left-wise and go around |
Posted By: The American
Date Posted: 09 April 2007 at 10:32am
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Are you serious?
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Posted By: BARREL BREAK
Date Posted: 09 April 2007 at 10:38am
| carl- Me too, I never realized that people didn't stand. |
Posted By: STOcocker
Date Posted: 09 April 2007 at 10:44am
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In between and sitting is the most comfortable way To expand on this thread: how you you prepare the toilet paper? I pull it off the roll and just mash it into a ball. |
Posted By: BARREL BREAK
Date Posted: 09 April 2007 at 10:54am
Normally, two squares, folded. |
Posted By: brihard
Date Posted: 09 April 2007 at 11:21am
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I rip it off the roll and mash it into a ball. Then I lean towards the left, sneak the hand in under the cheek and aggressively wipe down the centre. Sometimes my poop is tenacious. ------------- "Abortion is not "choice" in America. It is forced and the democrats are behind it, with the goal of eugenics at its foundation." -FreeEnterprise, 21 April 2011. Yup, he actually said that. |
Posted By: 636andy636.
Date Posted: 09 April 2007 at 11:50am
You get great leverage when you stand up and wipe. ------------- [IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v291/anthonymartinez/402cdjo-1.gif"> |
Posted By: Yomillio
Date Posted: 09 April 2007 at 12:10pm
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3 squares folded, standing up, around. ------------- 
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Posted By: carl_the_sniper
Date Posted: 09 April 2007 at 12:12pm
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You know what's creepy? I had a dream last night where I got a strike for this thread and then begged Rambino to get rid of it over pm... weird. |
Posted By: ANARCHY_SCOUT
Date Posted: 09 April 2007 at 1:43pm
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Posted By: brihard
Date Posted: 09 April 2007 at 1:49pm
I made someone almost crash their car in real life over something on this forum. I win. ------------- "Abortion is not "choice" in America. It is forced and the democrats are behind it, with the goal of eugenics at its foundation." -FreeEnterprise, 21 April 2011. Yup, he actually said that. |
Posted By: jerseypaint
Date Posted: 09 April 2007 at 2:04pm
Wow. You described my wipe exactly. I can't do standing, it closes the doors, sitting down keeps them open for a good cleaning. |
Posted By: carl_the_sniper
Date Posted: 09 April 2007 at 2:07pm
.. oh and I just tried squatting, hard to controll, less stability... i'm gona stick with standing |
Posted By: Destruction
Date Posted: 09 April 2007 at 2:33pm
Ditto, except if the water splashes back up. In that case I add an extra square for the first wipe. ------------- u dont know what to do ur getting mottor boatted Men are from Magmar, women are from Venusaur. |
Posted By: Hades
Date Posted: 09 April 2007 at 2:35pm
| I will have to ask my buttler how he wipes me. |
Posted By: Brian Fellows
Date Posted: 09 April 2007 at 2:45pm
Heh-heh, buttler. |
Posted By: Tae Kwon Do
Date Posted: 09 April 2007 at 2:47pm
But what you get in leverage you lose in availability. Anatomically speaking, standing mushes the cheeks together, where as sitting keeps them at a natural separation. -------------
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Posted By: brihard
Date Posted: 09 April 2007 at 3:04pm
That's true, especially since lifting the one cheek naturally increases the spread. It's a lot easier to really get in there. ------------- "Abortion is not "choice" in America. It is forced and the democrats are behind it, with the goal of eugenics at its foundation." -FreeEnterprise, 21 April 2011. Yup, he actually said that. |
Posted By: FlimFlam
Date Posted: 09 April 2007 at 3:35pm
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Two squares, folded?!? That's it?!? I can wipe my nose with that, let alone the poopy zone... Maybe if the squares were, say, 12"X12"... And I'm sitting here in my office trying to figure out the in between method, thinking, no way in hell could I pull that off. You people have arms like orangutans? ------------- 
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Posted By: karll
Date Posted: 09 April 2007 at 4:03pm
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I never understood the balling up of the toilet paper. I wrap around my hand until it feels right. Remove from hand and position accordinly. Then I go about doing my business. Couldn't give you an exact sheet count.
------------- PlentifulBalls "It's cool, I'll be dead before I'm not pretty." Gatyr "Stupid things exist."
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Posted By: brihard
Date Posted: 09 April 2007 at 4:07pm
Heh, someone who thought of my sig when he saw a North Carolina plate, began laughing uncontrollably and almost hit a truck. He'll own up to it if he feels like it. ------------- "Abortion is not "choice" in America. It is forced and the democrats are behind it, with the goal of eugenics at its foundation." -FreeEnterprise, 21 April 2011. Yup, he actually said that. |
Posted By: What to do?
Date Posted: 09 April 2007 at 4:50pm
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I Know how you both feel...I EXACTLY wipe like that! But I dont wipe on the paintball field.....THATS PAINT not crap... ------------- 
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Posted By: brihard
Date Posted: 09 April 2007 at 4:57pm
Goddamnit. This thread went almost three pages before someone mentioned wiping in paintball, as every single one of us knew would inevitably happen since the first post. I hope you're proud of yourself. ------------- "Abortion is not "choice" in America. It is forced and the democrats are behind it, with the goal of eugenics at its foundation." -FreeEnterprise, 21 April 2011. Yup, he actually said that. |
Posted By: What to do?
Date Posted: 09 April 2007 at 5:00pm
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Well....I kinda dont care because you dont need to wipe and play the sport we love by CHEATING....And I like to enforce that rule even though I've never reff'd -------------
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Posted By: brihard
Date Posted: 09 April 2007 at 5:05pm
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<shrug> suit yourself. I wipe damn near every time. Fortunately nobody's ever watching. ------------- "Abortion is not "choice" in America. It is forced and the democrats are behind it, with the goal of eugenics at its foundation." -FreeEnterprise, 21 April 2011. Yup, he actually said that. |
Posted By: What to do?
Date Posted: 09 April 2007 at 5:14pm
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Well....i gotta admit that I wipe sometimes....so im screwed... -------------
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Posted By: brihard
Date Posted: 09 April 2007 at 5:16pm
If you don't it can stain your clothing. And you just don't want that stuff all over you if you can help it. I know some people who think it's weird not to wipe when you can... ------------- "Abortion is not "choice" in America. It is forced and the democrats are behind it, with the goal of eugenics at its foundation." -FreeEnterprise, 21 April 2011. Yup, he actually said that. |
Posted By: What to do?
Date Posted: 09 April 2007 at 5:20pm
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Ya I used to be that way.... -------------
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Posted By: brihard
Date Posted: 09 April 2007 at 5:25pm
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Don't get me wrong, if people choose not to wipe that's fine for them, it's no skin off my back... But the trouble with not wiping regularly is you end up spending a lot of time sitting out being excluded.
------------- "Abortion is not "choice" in America. It is forced and the democrats are behind it, with the goal of eugenics at its foundation." -FreeEnterprise, 21 April 2011. Yup, he actually said that. |
Posted By: STOcocker
Date Posted: 09 April 2007 at 6:13pm
It honestly depends on the shape of the toilet seat. It is hard to do on the toilet seats that are perfectly round, but luckily, I rarely encounter these. The oval seats make it very easy. |
Posted By: Thor
Date Posted: 09 April 2007 at 6:38pm
Poor man's bidet; Solar shower gutted out 500 ml water bottle 40 foot vixam mast antenna ------------- A second class drive is always better than a first class walk. |
Posted By: carl_the_sniper
Date Posted: 09 April 2007 at 7:34pm
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You are talking about the paintball field washrooms right? |
Posted By: You Wont See Me
Date Posted: 09 April 2007 at 8:45pm
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I see there is a change of vote in order. Due to definitions of between and around listed on page 3, I have found I am indeed an around wiper. I imagined it as the actual wiping motion and not the approach to it. ------------- A-5 E-Grip JCS Dual Trigger DOP X-CORE 8 stage x-chamber Lapco Bigshot 14" Beadblasted Optional setup: R/T Dead on Blade trigger |