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Topic: Conservapedia.

Posted By: Hysteria
Subject: Conservapedia.
Date Posted: 12 April 2007 at 1:28am

To oppose the anti-American, anti-Christian Wikipedia, http://www.conservapedia.com/Main_Page - Conservapedia has been created.

http://jonswift.blogspot.com/2007/02/conservapedia.html - This guy points out quite a few rather ludicrous articles. Don't worry, the article its self is only about 1/10th of the entire page.

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Posted By: Clark Kent
Date Posted: 12 April 2007 at 1:41am

That is the funniest thing I have seen in a very, very long time. Most excellent.

BTW, Wikipedia's entry for conservapedia: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Conservapedia - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Conservapedia

That as funny as conservapedia, unfortunately.

Posted By: Tae Kwon Do
Date Posted: 12 April 2007 at 1:45am

Haha, they actually list the Homosexual Agenda.

Focus on the Family quotes below from a leading book in the homosexual movement in outline the points of the agendas:

"Talk about gays and gayness as loudly and as often as possible."
"Portray gays as victims, not as aggressive challengers."
"Give homosexual protectors a just cause."
"Make gays look good."
"Make the victimizers look bad."
"Get funds from corporate America."

Here I was thinking it was figurative.

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Posted By: Clark Kent
Date Posted: 12 April 2007 at 1:50am

Even their harmless articles are funny. Look up "Denmark".

I'm just hitting random article. This is so great.

Posted By: Tae Kwon Do
Date Posted: 12 April 2007 at 1:54am

I looked up Denmark.

"Denmark has been plauged with a socialist economy since the end of World War Two, with strong trade union ensuring that workers have a strong influence over company descisions. Despite this, it has become one of the world's most successful economies. However, the socialist nature of the country often means that successful people are unable to ensure their children are successful, or are not overtaken by poor people on basis of ability."

I never knew socialist economies were a "plauge" (sic).

Haha, I also cannot stop laughing at the "overtaken by poor people" line. Like the poor are a form of Zombie or something.

Hahahahaha.

This is too good.

Denmark has free healthcare for all people and free education. That everyone can access equaloppotunities to education means the academics and leaders come from many backgrounds and can lead to a very unamercian situation where anyone can become ruler.

Damn those Europeans, being so un-American all the time.

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Posted By: Clark Kent
Date Posted: 12 April 2007 at 1:57am

Did you notice how "Denmark has been around for several weeks, at least"?

And try searching for your favorite porno terms. I'm guessing the fine folks at conservopedia have the occasional troll problem.

Posted By: Tae Kwon Do
Date Posted: 12 April 2007 at 1:59am

Penis is a banned page.

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Posted By: Clark Kent
Date Posted: 12 April 2007 at 2:05am

That doesn't bode well for the continuation of the conservative race.

Posted By: Benjichang
Date Posted: 12 April 2007 at 10:16am

I'm really at a loss for words...except perhaps "lawl".

edit-

Wow, clicking the random article button twice gets The Sherman Tank and http://www.conservapedia.com/Godless:_The_Church_of_Liberalism - Godless: The Church of Liberalism by Ann Coulter

scary

edit 2 = I don't know what scares me more..Ann Coulter, or the fact that my mom has read her stuff...

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Posted By: BARREL BREAK
Date Posted: 12 April 2007 at 10:44am

Posted By: jerseypaint
Date Posted: 12 April 2007 at 1:07pm

We passed. Canada failed.

Human trafficking

Canada has a major problem with modern-day sexual slavery. In a 2006 report the Future Group, a Canadian humanitarian organization dedicated to ending human trafficking, ranked eight industrialized nations and gave Canada an F for its "abysmal" record treating victims. The report concluded that Canada "is an international embarrassment" when it comes to combatting this form of slavery. In the report, the only other country to flunk was the United Kingdom, which received a D, while the United States received a B+ and Australia, Norway, Sweden, Germany and Italy all received grades of B or B-.

Posted By: Gatyr
Date Posted: 12 April 2007 at 2:05pm

Holy crap.

I'm not sure what to make of this.

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Posted By: Da Hui
Date Posted: 12 April 2007 at 2:18pm

Tae Kwon Do wrote:

Penis is a banned page.

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Posted By: Dune
Date Posted: 12 April 2007 at 2:43pm

Finally...the rich white men have a voice.

Posted By: Hysteria
Date Posted: 12 April 2007 at 3:06pm

I do kind of like what the bibles has to say about women, as pointed out by http://www.conservapedia.com/Women - this article. http://www.conservapedia.com/Women -

Originally posted by Crazy Conservative Christians

Crazy Conservative Christians wrote:

Saint Paul also has much to say on the st atus of women in society, most memorably that women should submit to their husbands just as the church submits to God. ^{http://www.conservapedia.com/Women#_note-1" title=" - [2]} ^{http://www.conservapedia.com/Women#_note-2" title=" - [3]} ^{http://www.conservapedia.com/Women#_note-3" title=" - [4]} ^{http://www.conservapedia.com/Women#_note-4" title=" - [5]}The Bible also states that if a man sells his daughter into slavery she must consent and "not go out as the menservants do." (Exodus 21:7)

The New Testament contains many instructions regarding the role of women:

Women are to dress modestly^{http://www.conservapedia.com/Women#_note-5" title=" - [6]}^{http://www.conservapedia.com/Women#_note-6" title=" - [7]}.
Women may learn in silence, but may not be permitted to teach^{http://www.conservapedia.com/Women#_note-7" title=" - [8]}. Some interpreations limit this rule to the teaching of doctrine.
Women are not permitted to speak in church^{http://www.conservapedia.com/Women#_note-8" title=" - [9]}.
Women are to be subservient to and follow the instructions of their husbands^{http://www.conservapedia.com/Women#_note-9" title=" - [10]}^{http://www.conservapedia.com/Women#_note-10" title=" - [11]}^{http://www.conservapedia.com/Women#_note-11" title=" - [12]}^{http://www.conservapedia.com/Women#_note-12" title=" - [13]}.

These viewpoints are not not widely accepted in secular, first-world nations, although many believers still adhere to them.

Posted By: Hella Cool
Date Posted: 12 April 2007 at 3:51pm

Conservapedia wrote:

Red states are noted for a commitment to conservative Christian morality in voting, a rejection of gay abortion rights, and wanting to pay low taxes.

Posted By: Clark Kent
Date Posted: 12 April 2007 at 3:51pm

Dune wrote:

Finally...the rich white men have a voice.

Neither "rich" nor "white" have entries...

But this site just keeps on giving. On http://www.conservapedia.com/Debate:Natural_Disaster_versus_Act_of_God - this debate page, one nutball is upset because his definition of "natural disaster" was deleted. That deleted definition read:

Deleted Definition wrote:

'Natural disaster is an atheist term for an Act of God. The term describes Acts of God as something that happens 'naturally' not by the will of our creator and thereby denies the influence of our own behavior.'

Debate and hilarity ensues.

Posted By: Benjichang
Date Posted: 12 April 2007 at 4:12pm

This beats Pravda in the laff department hands down.

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Posted By: Dune
Date Posted: 12 April 2007 at 4:22pm

Clark Kent wrote:

Dune wrote:

Finally...the rich white men have a voice.

Neither "rich" nor "white" have entries...

Debate and hilarity ensues.

It seems as if they are just mocking themselves.

Posted By: ANARCHY_SCOUT
Date Posted: 12 April 2007 at 4:37pm

Originally posted by Crazy Christianpedia

Crazy Christianpedia wrote:

Since the media is biased I get all my news from Fox News, Rush Limbaugh and Jay Leno monologues.

The hell. THE HELL?

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Posted By: Benjichang
Date Posted: 12 April 2007 at 4:46pm

ANARCHY_SCOUT wrote:

Crazy Christianpedia wrote:

Since the media is biased I get all my news from Fox News, Rush Limbaugh and Jay Leno monologues.

The hell. THE HELL?

I think that was a joke. That's from the article criticizing conservapedia...

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Posted By: ANARCHY_SCOUT
Date Posted: 12 April 2007 at 4:51pm

Benjichang wrote:

ANARCHY_SCOUT wrote:

Crazy Christianpedia wrote:

Since the media is biased I get all my news from Fox News, Rush Limbaugh and Jay Leno monologues.

The hell. THE HELL?

I think that was a joke. That's from the article criticizing conservapedia...

I didn't see that article but even if I did that still deserves a fail stamp.

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Posted By: BARREL BREAK
Date Posted: 12 April 2007 at 6:49pm

I think I found my new favorite web site ever.

Posted By: Pariel
Date Posted: 12 April 2007 at 7:33pm

I was really confused, but now that I've found out that what I was reading was an article criticizing Conservapedia, I am much less confused.

Definitely funny, I'll give it that...

...and scary.