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Eyes duh Ub3r 1337 sniPPer!

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Topic: Eyes duh Ub3r 1337 sniPPer!
Posted By: Mack
Subject: Eyes duh Ub3r 1337 sniPPer!
Date Posted: 08 May 2007 at 3:08pm
Having some major work done on the front of the house.  Had to get rid of a shrubbery* before the workers arrived with the bay window.  Got out the hedge trimmer and the pruners.  Man, that was some serious snipping.

Sorry, I saw all the sniper threads and just couldn't resist.  Anyway, this was a true story.


*Take away a shrubbery!  (In a Monty Python voice.)


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Posted By: Clark Kent
Date Posted: 08 May 2007 at 3:44pm
So there are snippers in paintball?


Posted By: Mack
Date Posted: 08 May 2007 at 4:05pm
Indubitably.

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Posted By: carl_the_sniper
Date Posted: 08 May 2007 at 4:41pm
I almost sniped a chicken, driving today.

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Posted By: sinisterNorth
Date Posted: 08 May 2007 at 9:39pm
Snipping is fun. Especially when the srubs have no idea where you came from.

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Posted By: Mack
Date Posted: 08 May 2007 at 11:35pm
Originally posted by sinisterNorth sinisterNorth wrote:

Snipping is fun. Especially when the srubs have no idea where you came from.


Very true.  I put on a ghillie and slipped in amongst them slowly so they would mistake me for a fellow shrub.


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Posted By: Black_Shadow
Date Posted: 11 May 2007 at 10:22am
Mack = My Hero

lolz.


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Posted By: Nagash1959
Date Posted: 11 May 2007 at 12:50pm

Originally posted by Mack Mack wrote:

Originally posted by sinisterNorth sinisterNorth wrote:

Snipping is fun. Especially when the srubs have no idea where you came from.


Very true.  I put on a ghillie and slipped in amongst them slowly so they would mistake me for a fellow shrub.

You forgot to say you took out the rest with your paint-knife.



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Posted By: Mack
Date Posted: 11 May 2007 at 1:00pm
Originally posted by Nagash1959 Nagash1959 wrote:

Originally posted by Mack Mack wrote:

Originally posted by sinisterNorth sinisterNorth wrote:

Snipping is fun. Especially when the srubs have no idea where you came from.


Very true.  I put on a ghillie and slipped in amongst them slowly so they would mistake me for a fellow shrub.

You forgot to say you took out the rest with your paint-knife.



They were shrubs, the close "kills" were done with a pruning knife.


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Posted By: netramakin
Date Posted: 12 May 2007 at 11:53pm

Originally posted by Mack Mack wrote:

They were shrubs, the close "kills" were done with a pruning knife.

I use a herring.



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Posted By: John_doe
Date Posted: 17 May 2007 at 10:34pm
i dont like snipping i preffer to aerial assault the shrubberies with European swallows dropping coconuts on them.

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Posted By: SSOK
Date Posted: 18 May 2007 at 7:31pm

Evilkat sez: Eyes duh Ub3r 1337 sniPPer!

Did you go with the 20'', 21'', or 23'' snipper blade?



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Posted By: mamasboi
Date Posted: 18 May 2007 at 8:52pm
lolz made my day.


Posted By: Mack
Date Posted: 19 May 2007 at 10:23am
Originally posted by SSOK SSOK wrote:

Evilkat sez: Eyes duh Ub3r 1337 sniPPer!

Did you go with the 20'', 21'', or 23'' snipper blade?



I like the long handled tree-pruners for extra range.  However, http://images.search.yahoo.com/search/images/view?back=http%3A%2F%2Fimages.search.yahoo.com%2Fsearch%2Fimages%3Fp%3Dextension%2Bpruner%26fr%3Dyfp-t-501%26toggle%3D1%26cop%3Dmss%26ei%3DUTF-8&w=181&h=247&imgurl=treetools.com%2Fcatalog%2Fmaibo%2Fse6demo.jpg&rurl=http%3A%2F%2Ftreetools.com%2Fcatalog%2Fmaibo%2Fsea6ba00.html&size=25.6kB&name=se6demo.jpg&p=extension+pruner&type=jpeg&no=17&tt=30&oid=b5da7ecec964a4da&ei=UTF-8 - this is what I'd really like to use:

  • Long handle for range.
  • Small blade for accuracy
  • Pneumatic operation
    • Increases stealth
    • Maintains the harmony of my paintball soul


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Posted By: PaintBallSnipr7
Date Posted: 19 May 2007 at 12:31pm

I dont usually like the fully Automatic Approach but when you want to get your snipping done quickly the weed eater is a good solution



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Posted By: Mack
Date Posted: 20 May 2007 at 1:14am
Originally posted by PaintBallSnipr7 PaintBallSnipr7 wrote:

I dont usually like the fully Automatic Approach but when you want to get your snipping done quickly the weed eater is a good solution



Weedeaters are for sissies.

When I'm feeling really manly (like a master gardener ninja), I just crawl up and chew the stalks in two at ground level.


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Posted By: carl_the_sniper
Date Posted: 20 May 2007 at 2:17am
Originally posted by PaintBallSnipr7 PaintBallSnipr7 wrote:

I dont usually like the fully Automatic Approach but when you want to get your snipping done quickly the weed eater is a good solution

Would have been good except for your last thread.

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Posted By: c4cypher
Date Posted: 21 May 2007 at 10:59am

Only Bruce Cambell is allowed to snip with a chainsaw.



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Posted By: Panda Man
Date Posted: 23 May 2007 at 2:03am
Originally posted by Mack Mack wrote:

Originally posted by PaintBallSnipr7 PaintBallSnipr7 wrote:

I dont usually like the fully Automatic Approach but when you want to get your snipping done quickly the weed eater is a good solution



Weedeaters are for sissies.

When I'm feeling really manly (like a master gardener ninja), I just crawl up and chew the stalks in two at ground level.


Weed Eaters are for fools with to much money... They waste of their time trying to get ONE branch. The Snipps would work great, because... One Snipp makes all the diffrence.


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