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Topic: Guess whats in my mouth
Posted By: choopie911
Subject: Guess whats in my mouth
Date Posted: 15 June 2007 at 5:32pm



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Posted By: Ghost-Rider
Date Posted: 15 June 2007 at 5:44pm
Wonderful ?


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Posted By: Da Hui
Date Posted: 15 June 2007 at 5:45pm
One of them sunglasses clips?

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Posted By: DsXz
Date Posted: 15 June 2007 at 5:46pm
like 10 tootsie rolls?

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Posted By: Styro Folme
Date Posted: 15 June 2007 at 5:48pm
the expression on the two ladies faces in the back is epic.

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Posted By: barn_user
Date Posted: 15 June 2007 at 5:56pm
A Kazoo.


Posted By: choopie911
Date Posted: 15 June 2007 at 5:57pm
None of you are even close


Posted By: Mr. Doodles
Date Posted: 15 June 2007 at 5:58pm
a turd

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Posted By: Glassjaw
Date Posted: 15 June 2007 at 6:03pm
Is it food?

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Posted By: choopie911
Date Posted: 15 June 2007 at 6:04pm
Originally posted by Glassjaw Glassjaw wrote:

Is it food?

Not really, no


Posted By: Hairball!!!
Date Posted: 15 June 2007 at 6:08pm
jello shot


Posted By: Styro Folme
Date Posted: 15 June 2007 at 6:10pm
escargot?

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Posted By: 636andy636.
Date Posted: 15 June 2007 at 6:10pm
Frost bitten toe from that bar in YK?


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Posted By: RoboCop
Date Posted: 15 June 2007 at 6:11pm
A roach.


Posted By: BARREL BREAK
Date Posted: 15 June 2007 at 6:16pm
Wood?


Posted By: Styro Folme
Date Posted: 15 June 2007 at 6:33pm
alien spore?

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Posted By: procarbinefreak
Date Posted: 15 June 2007 at 6:47pm
me?


Posted By: You Wont See Me
Date Posted: 15 June 2007 at 6:52pm
The head of a cane

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Posted By: Benjichang
Date Posted: 15 June 2007 at 7:20pm
LOL PENIS?

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Posted By: jerseypaint
Date Posted: 15 June 2007 at 7:26pm
Originally posted by RoboCop RoboCop wrote:

A roach.


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Posted By: Evil Elvis
Date Posted: 15 June 2007 at 7:42pm
Looks like this...


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Posted By: jmac3
Date Posted: 15 June 2007 at 7:44pm
Is it an ice cube made of soda?

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Posted By: blackdog144
Date Posted: 15 June 2007 at 7:54pm
hmm roach...

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Posted By: The Guy
Date Posted: 15 June 2007 at 8:11pm
Its the WORM!!!!!

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Posted By: Styro Folme
Date Posted: 15 June 2007 at 8:14pm
the tongue of another man/animal?

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Posted By: choopie911
Date Posted: 15 June 2007 at 8:19pm
Andy wins. It's a severed human toe.

http://www.sourtoecocktailclub.com/ - http://www.sourtoecocktailclub.com/


Posted By: BARREL BREAK
Date Posted: 15 June 2007 at 8:27pm
Damn, that's pretty cool.


Posted By: Styro Folme
Date Posted: 15 June 2007 at 8:28pm
i'm speechless.

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Posted By: You Wont See Me
Date Posted: 15 June 2007 at 8:43pm
......

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Posted By: DBibeau855
Date Posted: 15 June 2007 at 8:52pm
Thats really, i dunno, gross.

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Posted By: carl_the_sniper
Date Posted: 15 June 2007 at 10:32pm
"The Sourtoes are actual human toes that have been dehydrated and preserved in salt. Swallowing one is not suggested."

Man thats screwed up. What the hell choopie?



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Posted By: GI JOES SON
Date Posted: 15 June 2007 at 10:41pm

Originally posted by DBibeau855 DBibeau855 wrote:

Thats really, i dunno, gross.

yea im with him...my first words were actually out loud... "dude...no.."

edi- choop how are they allowed to do that? does canada not have an FDA?



Posted By: 636andy636.
Date Posted: 15 June 2007 at 10:56pm
Originally posted by choopie911 choopie911 wrote:

Andy wins. It's a severed human toe.

http://www.sourtoecocktailclub.com/ - http://www.sourtoecocktailclub.com/



I remember seeing it on some travel show, that or it was on the discovery channel.

So, did you lick it?

Cannibal!


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Posted By: carl_the_sniper
Date Posted: 15 June 2007 at 10:57pm
Of course we have a fda (or version of it at least)
says on the site that the toes are donated, maybe they are clean enough to be eaten.

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Posted By: GI JOES SON
Date Posted: 15 June 2007 at 11:06pm

Originally posted by carl_the_sniper carl_the_sniper wrote:

Of course we have a fda (or version of it at least)
says on the site that the toes are donated, maybe they are clean enough to be eaten.

that must be wierd in a will...yes i'd like to donate my toe when i die so someone can eat it...



Posted By: carl_the_sniper
Date Posted: 15 June 2007 at 11:41pm
They have the stories, one guy lost his in a lawnmover accident and donated.

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Posted By: jordanpischke
Date Posted: 16 June 2007 at 12:10am
dude thats just weird. A freaking human toe.

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Posted By: e-rok
Date Posted: 16 June 2007 at 1:10am

darn dude what if that toes owner never washed his feet or stepped in poo moments before the tragic toe accident



Posted By: Hitman
Date Posted: 16 June 2007 at 1:23am
How drunk do you got to be before you put it in?

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Posted By: choopie911
Date Posted: 16 June 2007 at 4:06am
Originally posted by Hitman Hitman wrote:

How drunk do you got to be before you put it in?


Not that drunk actually. Mildly buzzing, I was hoping to be much more intoxicated before gripping that thing between my teeth. I expected it to be hard, but it was still all softish, etc.... Either way, we did the shot in Yukon Jack, which is just terrible quality, but more-or-less tradition now for the truely dedicated. Me and the 3 guys I was there with all have pics clenching the thing in our mouths. The old ladies there freaked out, it was great. Then we chatted up an old biker woman in our hottub. It was a great week at work


Close up of the toe:



Posted By: High Voltage
Date Posted: 16 June 2007 at 7:48am
Awesome. 

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Posted By: Benjichang
Date Posted: 16 June 2007 at 11:14am
You wanna toe? I can get you a toe, dude. There are ways, you don't even wanna know about it. Hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon with nail polish.

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Posted By: MT. Vigilante
Date Posted: 16 June 2007 at 12:07pm
That is by far the most disgusting thing I have ever seen somone put in thier mouth! And I am from the state that invented the Rocky Mountain oyster, we live on wierd food.

Doesn't Canada have laws against the consumption of human flesh, I'm pretty sure the U.S. does.


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Posted By: Glassjaw
Date Posted: 16 June 2007 at 12:11pm
Originally posted by Benjichang Benjichang wrote:

You wanna toe? I can get you a toe, dude. There are ways, you don't even wanna know about it. Hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon with nail polish.


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Posted By: tripwire98c
Date Posted: 16 June 2007 at 12:16pm
Step 1. Remove Glock From Holster
Step 2. Pull hammer back on Glock
Step 3. Place barrel of Glock against foot
Step 4. Pull trigger
Step 5. Consume severed toe.
OR
Drive to the local McDonalds and eat real food. Canibbalism is horrible. I'm Disgusted. And amazed. Well, whatever floats your flesh-eating boat.

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Posted By: DarkSideEchoes
Date Posted: 16 June 2007 at 12:29pm

Originally posted by tripwire98c tripwire98c wrote:

Step 1. Remove Glock From Holster
Step 2. Pull hammer back on Glock
Step 3. Place barrel of Glock against foot
Step 4. Pull trigger
Step 5. Consume severed toe.
OR
Drive to the local McDonalds and eat real food. Canibbalism is horrible. I'm Disgusted. And amazed. Well, whatever floats your flesh-eating boat.

Haha, McDonalds isn't food



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Posted By: zak
Date Posted: 16 June 2007 at 1:27pm
show me a hammer on a glock.

and in all my drunkin adventures(belive me theres enough to right a new yorktimes best seller about) ive never had a toe in my mouth. not even one still attatched to a foot.

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Posted By: ANARCHY_SCOUT
Date Posted: 16 June 2007 at 1:32pm
Originally posted by Hitman Hitman wrote:

How drunk do you got to be before you put it in?
Quoted for the much needed; THATS WHAT SHE SAID@!1!!!!1!!1!11!eleven.


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Posted By: choopie911
Date Posted: 16 June 2007 at 2:04pm
Pschh, I didnt eat the toe, it just has to touch your lips. We just decided to put it in our mouths :D


Posted By: tripwire98c
Date Posted: 16 June 2007 at 2:11pm
Originally posted by DarkSideEchoes DarkSideEchoes wrote:

Originally posted by tripwire98c tripwire98c wrote:

Step 1. Remove Glock From Holster Step 2. Pull hammer back on Glock Step 3. Place barrel of Glock against foot Step 4. Pull trigger Step 5. Consume severed toe. OR Drive to the local McDonalds and eat real food. Canibbalism is horrible. I'm Disgusted. And amazed. Well, whatever floats your flesh-eating boat.


Haha, McDonalds isn't food


True, Sonic is. Try an older glock.

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Posted By: sporx
Date Posted: 16 June 2007 at 2:50pm
that's gross. i knew that it had to be something nasty because the old ladies in the back looked disgusted.

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Posted By: brihard
Date Posted: 16 June 2007 at 6:31pm
Chewp, I applaud you.

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Posted By: zak
Date Posted: 17 June 2007 at 12:29am
honestly after thinking about this for a while i want to do it. but eh how do you not get some sort of illness from this?

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Posted By: choopie911
Date Posted: 17 June 2007 at 1:28am
Originally posted by zak zak wrote:

honestly after thinking about this for a while i want to do it. but eh how do you not get some sort of illness from this?


It spends all its time sitting in salt, or alcohol. Not much is going to survive in those conditions.


Posted By: Tolgak
Date Posted: 17 June 2007 at 9:16am
Originally posted by tripwire98c tripwire98c wrote:

Originally posted by DarkSideEchoes DarkSideEchoes wrote:

Originally posted by tripwire98c tripwire98c wrote:

Step 1. Remove Glock From Holster Step 2. Pull hammer back on Glock Step 3. Place barrel of Glock against foot Step 4. Pull trigger Step 5. Consume severed toe. OR Drive to the local McDonalds and eat real food. Canibbalism is horrible. I'm Disgusted. And amazed. Well, whatever floats your flesh-eating boat.


Haha, McDonalds isn't food


True, Sonic is. Try an older glock.


The Glock 17 is the first model that was produced. It has no hammer. You are wrong.


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Posted By: Ghost-Rider
Date Posted: 17 June 2007 at 11:09am
Every gun has a hammer of some sort a lot are jsut auto cocking.


And that toe thing is freakin gross.How the hell is that legal.
Damn canucks.


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Posted By: Glassjaw
Date Posted: 17 June 2007 at 12:52pm
Originally posted by zak zak wrote:

honestly after thinking about this for a while i think it's pretty disgusting


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Posted By: carl_the_sniper
Date Posted: 17 June 2007 at 1:06pm
Originally posted by Ghost-Rider Ghost-Rider wrote:

Every gun has a hammer of some sort a lot are jsut auto cocking.


And that toe thing is freakin gross.How the hell is that legal.
Damn canucks.

I'm sure you could open up the same thing in america if you so wanted to.

And remember that this is in the yukon... basically to us as alaska is to you guys.

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