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Topic: Take it off...
Posted By: reifidom
Subject: Take it off...
Date Posted: 02 July 2007 at 9:23am
::streaks the forum::

So, who's been naked someplace they shouldn't? I think it's a lot of fun, and I don't get why people freak out about it.

I once tee'd off on a public disc golf course completely naked. I wouldn't mind playing a full round like that if I could avoid arrest and sunburn. Mostly sunburn.

I've been naked on an airplane, I streaked my old neighborhood, and I've been skinny dipping. I'm sure there's more, but those were the most fun.


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Posted By: oreomann33
Date Posted: 02 July 2007 at 9:24am
I was born naked.

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Posted By: reifidom
Date Posted: 02 July 2007 at 9:26am
Originally posted by oreomann33 oreomann33 wrote:

I was born naked.


But you're supposed to do that. I think they doctors would have pitched a fit if you were born in jeans and a t-shirt.

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Posted By: Brian Fellows
Date Posted: 02 July 2007 at 9:27am
Playgrounds, daycares, and elementary schools are the best.


Posted By: Ticalxx421
Date Posted: 02 July 2007 at 9:32am

Im naked right now.

I've been streaking down the main street in my town in the winter.

I take naked swims in my pool all the time. Even when the neibroughs are out. They love seeing my 210lbs body go down the slide.

Naked>Clothed

 



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Posted By: reifidom
Date Posted: 02 July 2007 at 10:14am
We need tasteful streaking pics. I realize my folly, that I should have had such pics ready to start off this thread. I apologize to the forum for my failure to get naked for you.

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Posted By: Ticalxx421
Date Posted: 02 July 2007 at 10:22am
Nice Now i can brodcast my nakedness to the WORLD!!!!!

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Posted By: Tolgak
Date Posted: 02 July 2007 at 12:07pm
On a bus full of people, in the isle, trying to get from the front to the back... done it about 3 times. Various other nakedness on a bus, in a gym, at paintball fields, etc. I've never done it where it wasn't acceptable to the people around me except at paintball fields, where I had to make a quick change from shorts to BDUs or the other way around, and I happened to be freeballing that day.

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Posted By: Benjichang
Date Posted: 02 July 2007 at 12:53pm
Skinny dipping

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Posted By: Uncle Rudder
Date Posted: 02 July 2007 at 1:16pm

I have jumped off a popular waterfall naked with a whole host of on lookers.  When I hit the water it penetrated me, I felt violated.



Posted By: MT. Vigilante
Date Posted: 02 July 2007 at 1:22pm
I was semi-naked when I peed off the top of the cliffs in broad daylight on Mt. Helena the other day.

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Posted By: reifidom
Date Posted: 02 July 2007 at 1:45pm
Originally posted by Uncle Rudder Uncle Rudder wrote:

I have jumped off a popular waterfall naked with a whole host of on lookers.  When I hit the water it penetrated me, I felt violated.



Violated by nature. There are worse things I suppose.

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Posted By: brihard
Date Posted: 02 July 2007 at 1:52pm
On the grounds of the Correctional Services of Canada headquarters in Kingston, Ontario.

The girlfriend was too. It was good times. One of my finest hours.


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Posted By: Monk
Date Posted: 02 July 2007 at 2:03pm
Im very shy(as far as my body goes), so no.


Posted By: Hysteria
Date Posted: 02 July 2007 at 2:49pm
I have been once, many moons ago.  It was kind of fun.


Posted By: BARREL BREAK
Date Posted: 02 July 2007 at 2:59pm
Originally posted by Benjichang Benjichang wrote:

Skinny dipping


Posted By: Hairball!!!
Date Posted: 02 July 2007 at 3:14pm
Originally posted by reifidom reifidom wrote:

Originally posted by Uncle Rudder Uncle Rudder wrote:

I have jumped off a popular waterfall naked with a whole host of on lookers. When I hit the water it penetrated me, I felt violated.



Violated by nature. There are worse things I suppose.


What if it was a horse?


Posted By: Da Hui
Date Posted: 02 July 2007 at 3:29pm
I'm naked right now.

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Posted By: Mehs
Date Posted: 02 July 2007 at 4:03pm
Hahaha teeing off in the nude, that would be a funny sight.

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Posted By: choopie911
Date Posted: 02 July 2007 at 4:31pm
I've been skinny dipping with friends after hours at a pool I used to work at. I've hung out with the girlfriend naked at her house, just watching tv in the livingroom. Thats about it though as far as I can recall.


Posted By: 636andy636.
Date Posted: 02 July 2007 at 4:33pm
Ran down a quad trail naked in the rain after the girlfriend and I finished our business.  

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Posted By: hoginds24
Date Posted: 02 July 2007 at 4:38pm
Ran down a beach in Maine at night after dipping. Good times.


Posted By: metalhead0791
Date Posted: 02 July 2007 at 4:54pm
ANYONE WHO STREAKS IS WEIRD, NO ONE WANTS TO SEE YOU NAKED!!!!! 


Posted By: Farcry0092
Date Posted: 02 July 2007 at 5:02pm
^^ why not?


Posted By: Shub
Date Posted: 02 July 2007 at 7:31pm
I went skinny dipping one time...but that was about it.


Posted By: Uncle Rudder
Date Posted: 02 July 2007 at 8:08pm
Originally posted by Hairball!!! Hairball!!! wrote:

Originally posted by reifidom reifidom wrote:

Originally posted by Uncle Rudder Uncle Rudder wrote:

I have jumped off a popular waterfall naked with a whole host of on lookers. When I hit the water it penetrated me, I felt violated.



Violated by nature. There are worse things I suppose.


What if it was a horse?

Then your name would be Mr. Hands.



Posted By: SuperXero
Date Posted: 02 July 2007 at 8:54pm
I went skinny dipping in Scotland once.

They took a picture of me doing the back stroke.



I was excited

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Posted By: Brian Fellows
Date Posted: 02 July 2007 at 9:02pm
Originally posted by SuperXero SuperXero wrote:

I went skinny dipping in Scotland once.

They took a picture of me doing the back stroke.



I was excited

Was that just before you asked Chef's parents for about tree-fiddy?


Posted By: Hairball!!!
Date Posted: 02 July 2007 at 9:07pm
Originally posted by SuperXero SuperXero wrote:

I went skinny dipping in Scotland once.

They took a picture of me doing the back stroke.

snip

I was excited


I lol'd


Posted By: sinisterNorth
Date Posted: 02 July 2007 at 10:25pm
I've jumped on the trampoline naked before. I've also skinny dipped.

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Posted By: ANARCHY_SCOUT
Date Posted: 02 July 2007 at 10:51pm
Taking out the trash, skinny dipping, top row at a movie theater, around my house when people were visiting, that is the extent of my nudeness. 

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Posted By: GI JOES SON
Date Posted: 02 July 2007 at 10:54pm
Originally posted by Uncle Rudder Uncle Rudder wrote:

Originally posted by Hairball!!! Hairball!!! wrote:

Originally posted by reifidom reifidom wrote:

Originally posted by Uncle Rudder Uncle Rudder wrote:

I have jumped off a popular waterfall naked with a whole host of on lookers. When I hit the water it penetrated me, I felt violated.



Violated by nature. There are worse things I suppose.


What if it was a horse?

Then your name would be Mr. ED

fixed



Posted By: Skillet42565
Date Posted: 02 July 2007 at 10:59pm
Originally posted by GI JOES SON GI JOES SON wrote:

Originally posted by Uncle Rudder Uncle Rudder wrote:

Originally posted by Hairball!!! Hairball!!! wrote:

Originally posted by reifidom reifidom wrote:

Originally posted by Uncle Rudder Uncle Rudder wrote:

I have jumped off a popular waterfall naked with a whole host of on lookers. When I hit the water it penetrated me, I felt violated.



Violated by nature. There are worse things I suppose.


What if it was a horse?

Then your name would be Mr. ED

fixed



I am reminded of pb125


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Posted By: reifidom
Date Posted: 02 July 2007 at 11:48pm
Ok, in the spirit of the thread I did a bit of streaking tonight. Took some pics. I have them edited... and I guess mbro did pose behind a case of beer, so he set precedent... Let me think on it.

It's time for streaking.
After consulting a mod I edited it down more for the sake of the forum, you unlucky people you. And of course, if there are any real objections I'll remove it.



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Posted By: SuperXero
Date Posted: 03 July 2007 at 12:17am
[Jewish mother] Have you been eating enough? [/Jewish mother]

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Posted By: reifidom
Date Posted: 03 July 2007 at 12:18am
I can't gain weight for the life of me, but that suits me just fine.

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Posted By: Ticalxx421
Date Posted: 03 July 2007 at 12:20am
HAHAHAHA DUDE THAT IS CLASSIC!!!!!




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Posted By: DeTrevni
Date Posted: 03 July 2007 at 12:22am

/me waits for Sporx

 



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Posted By: ANARCHY_SCOUT
Date Posted: 03 July 2007 at 12:23am
Originally posted by DeTrevni DeTrevni wrote:

/me waits for Sporx

 



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Posted By: *Stealth*
Date Posted: 03 July 2007 at 12:43am
You know how awesome it would be, if we could all collaborate and plan to streak through the streets through out the country, at the exact same time.


With the message - MERRY CHRISTMAS RITA - sharpied onto our chests.


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Posted By: choopie911
Date Posted: 03 July 2007 at 12:46am
Theres alot of things I wish we could get a forum gathering together for.

One of you guys needs to win the lottery, fast.


Posted By: *Stealth*
Date Posted: 03 July 2007 at 12:48am
Or, I'd be willing to contribute/manage to a money pool for some huge forum event if any one is up for the idea?

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Posted By: Ticalxx421
Date Posted: 03 July 2007 at 12:50am

I sense a BAKE SALE coming on



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Posted By: Styro Folme
Date Posted: 03 July 2007 at 2:24am
oh god.  if we could get the whole forum to meet somewhere and have a mass streaking...

that would be the most awesome thing evar.

and i agree with detrevni. 


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Posted By: pb125
Date Posted: 03 July 2007 at 2:34am
Originally posted by choopie911 choopie911 wrote:

Theres alot of things I wish we could get a forum gathering together for.


You know what i'm down for.


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Posted By: choopie911
Date Posted: 03 July 2007 at 2:38am
Originally posted by *Stealth* *Stealth* wrote:

Or, I'd be willing to contribute/manage to a money pool for some huge forum event if any one is up for the idea?


Theres no way we could get enough contributions to cover airfare/ gas for that many people. Maybe county can give a massive sponsorship?


Posted By: Ticalxx421
Date Posted: 03 July 2007 at 2:43am

I will streak to the streaking party. screw airfair. ill just go balls out running



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Posted By: Styro Folme
Date Posted: 03 July 2007 at 2:51am
you know, if we just happened to get this thing going, we would have to wear nametags.  nothing but nametags.

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Posted By: DeTrevni
Date Posted: 03 July 2007 at 2:57am
Y'all talk too much of the impossible. Shut up and start posting n00dz!

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Posted By: Ticalxx421
Date Posted: 03 July 2007 at 3:33am
Originally posted by Styro Folme Styro Folme wrote:

you know, if we just happened to get this thing going, we would have to wear nametags.  nothing but nametags.

And where would the go?

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Posted By: reifidom
Date Posted: 03 July 2007 at 7:23am
On my back, as far from my pleasantly exposed genitalia as possible.

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Posted By: BooksAndLeaves
Date Posted: 03 July 2007 at 9:09am
Originally posted by *Stealth* *Stealth* wrote:

You know how awesome it would be, if we could all collaborate and plan to streak through the streets through out the country, at the exact same time.


With the message - MERRY CHRISTMAS RITA - sharpied onto our chests.


Retta*


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Posted By: sporx
Date Posted: 03 July 2007 at 9:31am
I'll be honest. I like to be naked.

I've skinny dipped several times with friends in pools, hot tubs, but bath tubs don't count.

I walk around my house naked...when no one is home.

I like to sleep naked or at least with panties.

For some reason I like to roll around in the snow naked...then I jump in the hot tub. Your whole body tingles. hehe.

I tan naked on the roof of my house.

My boyfriend and I lounge around, play pool or cook naked. I don't know why. We just do.

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Posted By: Ticalxx421
Date Posted: 03 July 2007 at 9:35am
Originally posted by sporx sporx wrote:

I'll be honest. I like to be naked.

I've skinny dipped several times with friends in pools, hot tubs, but bath tubs don't count.

I walk around my house naked...when no one is home.

I like to sleep naked or at least with panties.

For some reason I like to roll around in the snow naked...then I jump in the hot tub. Your whole body tingles. hehe.

I tan naked on the roof of my house.

My boyfriend and I lounge around, play pool or cook naked. I don't know why. We just do.


I Speak for the Rest of the fourm Here when i say Im a bit Turned on Lol

Watch out for tanning on the roof naked tho. They have that satilite(sp) google thing now

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Posted By: sporx
Date Posted: 03 July 2007 at 9:41am
^then bring it on Google.

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Posted By: Brian Fellows
Date Posted: 03 July 2007 at 9:52am
Originally posted by sporx sporx wrote:

I'll be honest. I like to be naked.

I've skinny dipped several times with friends in pools, hot tubs, but bath tubs don't count.

I walk around my house naked...when no one is home.

I like to sleep naked or at least with panties.

For some reason I like to roll around in the snow naked...then I jump in the hot tub. Your whole body tingles. hehe.

I tan naked on the roof of my house.

My boyfriend and I lounge around, play pool or cook naked. I don't know why. We just do.

brb


Posted By: reifidom
Date Posted: 03 July 2007 at 10:01am
I'm the same. I leave piles of clothes at the door when I get home and that's the last I see of them until I have to leave.


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Posted By: usafpilot07
Date Posted: 03 July 2007 at 10:16am
Originally posted by sporx sporx wrote:



I tan naked on the roof of my house.



/looks for Sporx's address.







Because there's not easier ways to see nudie pictures on the intraweb.


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Posted By: BARREL BREAK
Date Posted: 03 July 2007 at 10:19am
Originally posted by pb125 pb125 wrote:


Originally posted by choopie911 choopie911 wrote:

Theres alot of things I wish we could get a forum gathering together for.
You know what i'm down for.
A jack move?


Posted By: choopie911
Date Posted: 03 July 2007 at 10:54am
Originally posted by sporx sporx wrote:

I'll be honest. I like to be naked.

I've skinny dipped several times with friends in pools, hot tubs, but bath tubs don't count.

I walk around my house naked...when no one is home.

I like to sleep naked or at least with panties.

For some reason I like to roll around in the snow naked...then I jump in the hot tub. Your whole body tingles. hehe.

I tan naked on the roof of my house.

My boyfriend and I lounge around, play pool or cook naked. I don't know why. We just do.


Pics or shens, my inbox is empty


Posted By: sporx
Date Posted: 03 July 2007 at 2:09pm
Originally posted by choopie911 choopie911 wrote:

Pics or shens, my inbox is empty


that's when I dyed my hair.

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Posted By: Mack
Date Posted: 03 July 2007 at 6:34pm
Originally posted by sporx sporx wrote:

. . . . My boyfriend and I lounge around, play pool or cook naked. . . .


Speaking from a bad experience, you should be careful with this specific activity.


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Posted By: Styro Folme
Date Posted: 03 July 2007 at 6:34pm
Originally posted by sporx sporx wrote:

I'll be honest. I like to be naked.

I've skinny dipped several times with friends in pools, hot tubs, but bath tubs don't count.

I walk around my house naked...when no one is home.

I like to sleep naked or at least with panties.

For some reason I like to roll around in the snow naked...then I jump in the hot tub. Your whole body tingles. hehe.

I tan naked on the roof of my house.

My boyfriend and I lounge around, play pool or cook naked. I don't know why. We just do.


I declare this thread epic.


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Posted By: sporx
Date Posted: 03 July 2007 at 10:26pm
Originally posted by Mack Mack wrote:


Originally posted by sporx sporx wrote:

. . . . My boyfriend and I lounge around, play pool or <span style="font-weight: bold;">cook naked</span>. . . .
Speaking from a bad experience, you should be careful with this specific activity.

why? it's not like we have low counters that our goodies lay on.

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Posted By: BARREL BREAK
Date Posted: 03 July 2007 at 10:28pm
Originally posted by sporx sporx wrote:

Originally posted by Mack Mack wrote:


Originally posted by sporx sporx wrote:

. . . . My boyfriend and I lounge around, play pool or <span style="font-weight: bold;">cook naked</span>. . . .
Speaking from a bad experience, you should be careful with this specific activity.

why? it's not like we have low counters that our goodies lay on.
Hot stuff + any exposed skin = Pain


Posted By: benttwig33
Date Posted: 05 July 2007 at 1:09am
Streaking in the rain.........was a spiritual experience for me.





Do it.

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Posted By: Mack
Date Posted: 05 July 2007 at 1:12am
Originally posted by BARREL BREAK BARREL BREAK wrote:

Originally posted by sporx sporx wrote:

Originally posted by Mack Mack wrote:


Originally posted by sporx sporx wrote:

. . . . My boyfriend and I lounge around, play pool or <span style="font-weight: bold;">cook naked</span>. . . .
Speaking from a bad experience, you should be careful with this specific activity.

why? it's not like we have low counters that our goodies lay on.
Hot stuff + any exposed skin = Pain

Exactly.  (Grease splatter.)


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Posted By: choopie911
Date Posted: 05 July 2007 at 1:26am
I've cooked bacon in my boxers?


Posted By: *Stealth*
Date Posted: 05 July 2007 at 2:20am
I can typically be seen in my boxers. - In fact, I wouldn't even have a problem posting pix of meh in teh bocksorz.


I never was a fan of cloths.


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Posted By: reifidom
Date Posted: 05 July 2007 at 2:34am
Originally posted by *Stealth* *Stealth* wrote:

I can typically be seen in my boxers. - In fact, I wouldn't even have a problem posting pix of meh in teh bocksorz.I never was a fan of cloths.


You're a photographer. I expect tasteful nudes.

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Posted By: evillepaintball
Date Posted: 05 July 2007 at 2:39am
with my girlfriend, in my ap history teachers living room, in his leather chair (his son is a friend of ours).  my house when no one else is home, my girlfriends house.  never streaked though.  a favorite activity of mine is to hike up my shorts when im riding my honda so my dangly bits hang out. 




Posted By: Ticalxx421
Date Posted: 05 July 2007 at 7:54am
nobody will take a pic of my great nakedness
I wish i could show you guys but yeah... sorry

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Posted By: reifidom
Date Posted: 05 July 2007 at 8:14am
Originally posted by Ticalxx421 Ticalxx421 wrote:

nobody will take a pic of my great nakednessI wish i could show you guys but yeah... sorry


There are ways. You simply don't want it enough.


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Posted By: FROG MAN
Date Posted: 05 July 2007 at 10:32am
sleeping nude is a seruose addiction for me

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Posted By: usafpilot07
Date Posted: 05 July 2007 at 10:42am
Originally posted by sporx sporx wrote:

Originally posted by Mack Mack wrote:


Originally posted by sporx sporx wrote:

. . . . My boyfriend and I lounge around, play pool or <span style="font-weight: bold;">cook naked</span>. . . .
Speaking from a bad experience, you should be careful with this specific activity.

why? it's not like we have low counters that our goodies lay on.


I have to wonder what type of "goodies" you have that you would need a low counter to lay said "goodies" upon it. 


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Posted By: choopie911
Date Posted: 05 July 2007 at 11:07am
Originally posted by FROG MAN FROG MAN wrote:

sleeping nude is a seruose addiction for me


Posted By: Skillet42565
Date Posted: 05 July 2007 at 11:46am
Originally posted by choopie911 choopie911 wrote:

Originally posted by FROG MAN FROG MAN wrote:

sleeping nude is a seruose addiction for me


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