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Topic: please stop suggesting this
Posted By: p_p_b_h
Subject: please stop suggesting this
Date Posted: 09 July 2007 at 9:29pm
there have been a bunch of new people on the forum and everyone has thought or been told to do something ot improve speed. stop this. it is unfourtunate that the new quick way to be better is get a super fast gun. ya, paintballs arent always accurate, but 3 balls or less is possible. practice, practice marker skills, aim, if oyu want oyu can learn things from speedball, but in woodsball speed doesnt rule. there are so many things you can do to improve your self instead of yuor gun, and so many people do agree that its the person not the gun. if you can snap, switch hands, reload wiht both hands, aim with both eyes, lead the shot and use tactics your pretty much perfect.   see how many people think your a jerk when you lite a kid up with a fast gun, and see how many people see you as a hero when you 1 ball some speedballer in the mask.



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Posted By: Dye Playa
Date Posted: 09 July 2007 at 9:32pm
mmmmmmk. no one cares, half the people don't even play paintball here.

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Posted By: ultimatetrooper
Date Posted: 09 July 2007 at 9:38pm
Originally posted by Dye Playa Dye Playa wrote:

mmmmmmk. no one cares, half the people don't even play paintball here.





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Posted By: Ticalxx421
Date Posted: 09 July 2007 at 9:46pm
Classic^^^

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Posted By: jordanpischke
Date Posted: 09 July 2007 at 9:58pm

Originally posted by p_p_b_h p_p_b_h wrote:

there have been a bunch of new people on the forum and everyone has thought or been told to do something TO improve speed. stop this. it is unfourtunate that the new quick way to be better is get a super fast gun. ya, paintballs arent always accurate, but 3 balls or less is possible. practice, practice marker skills, aim, if YOU want YOU can learn things from speedball, but in woodsball speed doesnt rule. There are so many things you can do to improve your self instead of YOUR gun, and so many people do agree that its the person not the gun. if you can snap, switch hands, reload WITH both hands, aim with both eyes, lead the shot and use tactics your pretty much perfect.  See how many people think your a jerk when you lite a kid up with a fast gun, and see how many people see you as a hero when you 1 ball some speedballer in the mask.

This forum really needs a spellcheck.



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Posted By: RoboCop
Date Posted: 09 July 2007 at 10:00pm

Sad thing is that it does have spell check, just you have to download something.



Posted By: You Wont See Me
Date Posted: 09 July 2007 at 10:00pm
It has one



damn..beat to it


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Posted By: sporx
Date Posted: 09 July 2007 at 11:18pm
sounds lame but this is how i practice paintball moves. i sit behind my propane tank pretending that it's a bunker and i aim at certain trees, pretending that they're people. very redneckish but i just imagine different scenarios in my head. it's cheaper too, because it's just me playing with leftover paint.

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Posted By: You Wont See Me
Date Posted: 09 July 2007 at 11:27pm
Um, as long as your upgrading a tippmann, its always

1-barrel
2-efficiency
3 rate of fire
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Posted By: Styro Folme
Date Posted: 09 July 2007 at 11:46pm
this belongs in new players.

and i play stock class.


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Posted By: mod98commando
Date Posted: 09 July 2007 at 11:47pm
Originally posted by You Wont See Me You Wont See Me wrote:

Um, as long as your upgrading a tippmann, its always

1-barrel
2-efficiency
3 rate of fire
4 cosmetic



Agreed. I'm adding the APE board to my A5 just for fun since I took care of the necessities a long time ago. It's mostly to take care of wipers and the occasional cocky ubergun owner who thinks tippmann guns aren't worth jack when it comes to speed .


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Posted By: RoboCop
Date Posted: 09 July 2007 at 11:57pm
I'd like to see a vid of sporx playing some paintball. I am sure most of the people just want to see a vid of her.


Posted By: DeTrevni
Date Posted: 10 July 2007 at 12:55am
Actually, all hormones aside, I wouldn't mind seeing her play as well. There are very few women/girls who play paintball. She's like an exhibit in some sick, twisted paintball museum! :P

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Posted By: *Stealth*
Date Posted: 10 July 2007 at 1:11am
Originally posted by DeTrevni DeTrevni wrote:

She's like an exhibit in some sick, twisted paintball museum! :P



And we, thee esteemed observers.


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Posted By: Ghost-Rider
Date Posted: 10 July 2007 at 1:12am
Ive heard of a girl in my city that plays speedball,i think she plays at hell survivors though.

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Posted By: DeTrevni
Date Posted: 10 July 2007 at 1:18am

Originally posted by Ghost-Rider Ghost-Rider wrote:

Ive heard of a girl in my city that plays speedball,i think she plays at hell survivors though.
It's like a legend.

>.>



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Posted By: sporx
Date Posted: 10 July 2007 at 1:25am
styro and i have played together.

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Posted By: DeTrevni
Date Posted: 10 July 2007 at 1:26am
In before "That's wut she said LOLZ!!!1!"

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Posted By: FROG MAN
Date Posted: 10 July 2007 at 1:32am
sporx, your great, but I wish the forum didn't know you were a girl, its embarrassing 

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Posted By: DeTrevni
Date Posted: 10 July 2007 at 1:37am

Are you kidding? She loves screwing with our minds.

After all, what's the joy of being one of the 2 girls here if you can't screw with a bunch of hormonal teen boys?



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Evil Elvis: "Detrevni is definally like a hillbilly hippy from hell"



Posted By: FROG MAN
Date Posted: 10 July 2007 at 1:40am
Originally posted by DeTrevni DeTrevni wrote:

Are you kidding? She loves screwing with our minds.

After all, what's the joy of being one of the 2 girls here if you can't screw with a bunch of hormonal teen boys?



hey cutie


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Posted By: sporx
Date Posted: 10 July 2007 at 2:49am
^it's true. i love joking around with it. it's fun. they're so...horny and perverted. it's crazy what they say. it's all in fun and games because i'm in a relationship.

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Posted By: Brian Fellows
Date Posted: 10 July 2007 at 3:07am
Originally posted by p_p_b_h p_p_b_h wrote:

there have been a bunch of new people on the forum and everyone has thought or been told to do something ot improve speed. stop this. it is unfourtunate that the new quick way to be better is get a super fast gun. ya, paintballs arent always accurate, but 3 balls or less is possible. practice, practice marker skills, aim, if oyu want oyu can learn things from speedball, but in woodsball speed doesnt rule. there are so many things you can do to improve your self instead of yuor gun, and so many people do agree that its the person not the gun. if you can snap, switch hands, reload wiht both hands, aim with both eyes, lead the shot and use tactics your pretty much perfect.   see how many people think your a jerk when you lite a kid up with a fast gun, and see how many people see you as a hero when you 1 ball some speedballer in the mask.

What?


Posted By: SandMan
Date Posted: 10 July 2007 at 6:26pm
Originally posted by Styro Folme Styro Folme wrote:

this belongs in new players.


Agreed. And done.

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Posted By: Dye Playa
Date Posted: 10 July 2007 at 6:35pm
Originally posted by sporx sporx wrote:

^it's true. i love joking around with it. it's fun. they're so...horny and perverted. it's crazy what they say. it's all in fun and games because i'm in a relationship.


o no3zz u cru5h3d t3h dr3ams!11!1!1 hur7 f0 l1fe n0wz


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Posted By: ANARCHY_SCOUT
Date Posted: 10 July 2007 at 6:40pm
Originally posted by Dye Playa Dye Playa wrote:

Originally posted by sporx sporx wrote:

^it's true. i love joking around with it. it's fun. they're so...horny and perverted. it's crazy what they say. it's all in fun and games because i'm in a relationship.


o no3zz u cru5h3d t3h dr3ams!11!1!1 hur7 f0 l1fe n0wz
too much 1337 man, too much 1337...


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Posted By: sporx
Date Posted: 10 July 2007 at 6:41pm
Originally posted by ANARCHY_SCOUT ANARCHY_SCOUT wrote:


Originally posted by Dye Playa Dye Playa wrote:


Originally posted by sporx sporx wrote:

^it's true. i love joking around with it. it's fun. they're so...horny and perverted. it's crazy what they say. it's all in fun and games because i'm in a relationship.
o no3zz u cru5h3d t3h dr3ams!11!1!1 hur7 f0 l1fe n0wz
too much 1337 man, too much 1337...

i could read it. and all i got to say to that is...your emo.

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Posted By: ANARCHY_SCOUT
Date Posted: 10 July 2007 at 6:43pm
Originally posted by sporx sporx wrote:

Originally posted by ANARCHY_SCOUT ANARCHY_SCOUT wrote:


Originally posted by Dye Playa Dye Playa wrote:


Originally posted by sporx sporx wrote:

^it's true. i love joking around with it. it's fun. they're so...horny and perverted. it's crazy what they say. it's all in fun and games because i'm in a relationship.
o no3zz u cru5h3d t3h dr3ams!11!1!1 hur7 f0 l1fe n0wz
too much 1337 man, too much 1337...

i could read it. and all i got to say to that is...your emo.
I got to the point of "oh no you crushed my dreams!!!!"

wait now I see it.



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Posted By: Styro Folme
Date Posted: 10 July 2007 at 7:01pm
I have actually gotten the pleasure to play along side of Mrs. Sporx.  That was a fun day.  She is really aggressive.  And shouts lots of profanities.  Plus, i had a really good shot on her brother. 

Oh, and i still owe you 10 balls, Sporx.


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Posted By: SSOK
Date Posted: 10 July 2007 at 7:14pm

Originally posted by Styro Folme Styro Folme wrote:

  Plus, i had a really good shot on her brother. 

Sigh... Do I need to say it?



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Posted By: DeTrevni
Date Posted: 10 July 2007 at 7:15pm
I was thinking the same thing. All the "That's what she said!" jokes are way too easy in this thread.

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Posted By: Styro Folme
Date Posted: 10 July 2007 at 10:45pm
...yeah, i meant to add a little humor in it.

that's why i said "i owe you 10 balls"  and not "Sporx gave me blue balls."

I was tempted.


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Posted By: scrumsguy
Date Posted: 06 August 2007 at 2:17am
I wonder how far you can go before being banned?

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Posted By: scrumsguy
Date Posted: 06 August 2007 at 2:18am
Originally posted by FROG MAN FROG MAN wrote:

Originally posted by DeTrevni DeTrevni wrote:

Are you kidding? She loves screwing with our minds.

After all, what's the joy of being one of the 2 girls here if you can't screw with a bunch of hormonal teen boys?



hey cutie

who's the second girl?



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Posted By: brihard
Date Posted: 06 August 2007 at 10:40am
Originally posted by scrumsguy scrumsguy wrote:

Originally posted by FROG MAN FROG MAN wrote:

Originally posted by DeTrevni DeTrevni wrote:

Are you kidding? She loves screwing with our minds.

After all, what's the joy of being one of the 2 girls here if you can't screw with a bunch of hormonal teen boys?



hey cutie

who's the second girl?



Susan Storm, formrly Clark Kent.


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Posted By: Mack
Date Posted: 09 August 2007 at 11:24am
Originally posted by scrumsguy scrumsguy wrote:

I wonder how far you can go before being banned?


Resurrecting a month old post is a good way to start.


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Posted By: sinisterNorth
Date Posted: 09 August 2007 at 11:57am
Originally posted by scrumsguy scrumsguy wrote:

I wonder how far you can go before being banned?


Why don't you start doing stuff you think merits being banned and see how long it takes for a mod to become fed up with you?


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Posted By: Ben Dover1
Date Posted: 09 August 2007 at 2:16pm
Originally posted by jordanpischke jordanpischke wrote:

Originally posted by p_p_b_h p_p_b_h wrote:

there have been a bunch of new people on the forum and everyone has thought or been told to do something TO improve speed. stop this. it is unfourtunate that the new quick way to be better is get a super fast gun. ya, paintballs arent always accurate, but 3 balls or less is possible. practice, practice marker skills, aim, if YOU want YOU can learn things from speedball, but in woodsball speed doesnt rule. There are so many things you can do to improve your self instead of YOUR gun, and so many people do agree that its the person not the gun. if you can snap, switch hands, reload WITH both hands, aim with both eyes, lead the shot and use tactics your pretty much perfect.  See how many people think your a jerk when you lite a kid up with a fast gun, and see how many people see you as a hero when you 1 ball some speedballer in the mask.

This forum really needs a spellcheck.

IT'S THE INTERNET, no one ever spells everything correct.

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Posted By: White o Light
Date Posted: 09 August 2007 at 6:11pm
This thread smells like attention whore.... sporx must be here.

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Posted By: High Voltage
Date Posted: 09 August 2007 at 6:16pm
OH SNAP.

Also, stop bumping this damn thread, I'm tired of the ghost thread in T&O popping back up. Do mods not have the option to completely move a thread without leaving a trail?


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Posted By: p_p_b_h
Date Posted: 09 August 2007 at 8:24pm
everyone get off my thread,  its dead, i dont care anymore, ive just come to the point where i enjoy noobs with fast guns, cuz owning them is so much fun!! anyways, no1 els post, never ever ever again on this thread....



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