Last Night At Wal-Mart
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Topic: Last Night At Wal-Mart
Posted By: Ghost-Rider
Subject: Last Night At Wal-Mart
Date Posted: 14 July 2007 at 11:43am
Well as i left Wal-Mart, there were two cars parked out front and a guy and his girl were having a fight as everyone walked by them.Hes screaming at the top of his lungs at her GET BACK IN THE <<edit>> CAR YOU DAMN <<edit>>. and as she kept screaming back at him we heard some good amount of f-bombs and such as kids and people walked by.Share your story of people being stupid in public.
Watch the Filter dodges. Consider yourself warned.
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Posted By: GI JOES SON
Date Posted: 14 July 2007 at 11:45am
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and im guessing you did nothing?
edit-shouldve used your CCW. or at least tried to calm the guy down. for all you know the girl is in a ditch somewhere beaten to death
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Posted By: Ghost-Rider
Date Posted: 14 July 2007 at 11:49am
Well, my dad couldn't decide what color gun he wanted to take so...
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Posted By: Enos Shenk
Date Posted: 14 July 2007 at 11:52am
Best overheard line ever:
Phantom and I were walking to the truck from walmart, and some guy and his girlfriend are walking out behind us. Anyway, as they get to their car, we hear the girl say
"You know, I dont really like Nintendo, they make games where you have to think..."
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Posted By: High Voltage
Date Posted: 14 July 2007 at 12:00pm
Filter dodge anyone?
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Posted By: Ghost-Rider
Date Posted: 14 July 2007 at 12:13pm
How did i filter dodge?
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Posted By: a5Tpp789
Date Posted: 14 July 2007 at 12:39pm
during 4th of july firewords some kids streaked
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if you put 500 dollars into an A5 it is still an A5
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Posted By: Uncle Rudder
Date Posted: 14 July 2007 at 1:08pm
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A guy and a girl walking through the apartment complex parking lot:
Boy: "O come on, why won't you sleep with me?" Girl: "No, no, no, I am not sleeping with you" Boy: "Come on, your friend Tina did and she had a good time
*girl slaps him*
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Posted By: Ghost-Rider
Date Posted: 14 July 2007 at 1:27pm
^^^ lol
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Posted By: evillepaintball
Date Posted: 14 July 2007 at 2:12pm
i heard some old guy at work talking to his wife about seeing looking at some waitress' "tits and ass" and knowing that she was pregnant because her "tits and ass" were twice the size that they normally are.
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Posted By: DBibeau855
Date Posted: 14 July 2007 at 2:24pm
www.overheardinnewyork.com - www.overheardinnewyork.com
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Posted By: Benjichang
Date Posted: 14 July 2007 at 2:49pm
k
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Posted By: Man Bites Dog
Date Posted: 14 July 2007 at 3:02pm
"Look, just because I have the clap does not mean I don't love you."
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Posted By: rednekk98
Date Posted: 14 July 2007 at 3:30pm
Not one I personally witnessed, but...
Little Girl: "Mommy, Daddy white-peed in my front bum again last night."
"Mother": "shut up."
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Posted By: travis75
Date Posted: 14 July 2007 at 4:04pm
Ghost-Rider wrote:
How do i dodged filter? |
Fixed.
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Posted By: bravecoward
Date Posted: 14 July 2007 at 4:20pm
rednekk98 wrote:
Not one I personally witnessed, but...
Little Girl: "Mommy, Daddy white-peed in my front bum again last night."
"Mother": "shut up."
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thats messed up dude
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Posted By: Ticalxx421
Date Posted: 14 July 2007 at 7:17pm
Ha! This could turn into a classic thread.
About 2 weeks ago I was in KFC gettin some Fried chicken and a Guy on Guy couple walked in the place. They were having a normal conversation, I belive it was about school but then all of a sudden one of the guys goes on to say wow my ass really hurts. I kinda caught me off gaurd and I gave a noticably loud chuckle wich started sort of a chain reaction and the Cashier laughed and so did the guy packing my food. I just kept my head down and walked out of the store befor it got any more akward
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Posted By: benttwig33
Date Posted: 14 July 2007 at 7:20pm
Last night my lady freind called me from wal-mart at just bfore 12:00
She was with two of her freind, she said some guys hit on them buy trying o buy thm thongs.
Worst failure to pimp EVER, I laughed so hard....she got pissed cause I didn't care
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Posted By: Ticalxx421
Date Posted: 14 July 2007 at 7:28pm
benttwig33 wrote:
Last night my lady friend called me from Wal-Mart just befor 12:00.
She was with two of her freinds, she said some guys hit on them by trying to buy them thongs.
Worst failure to pimp EVER, I laughed so hard....she got mad because I didn't care  |
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Posted By: sporx
Date Posted: 15 July 2007 at 12:54am
my boyfriend and i were walking into best buy and this big black woman (not to be racist) was walking by us. very loudly, she said, "WHA!!! Uh uh! You did wha wha? You pulled blood out of your ass and smeared it all over the walls!!?? GIRRRRRRRLLL!"
no joke. the weirdest thing I have ever heard. she was basically yelling, so it was quite clear on what she was saying.
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Posted By: RoboCop
Date Posted: 15 July 2007 at 1:30am
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^^haha. I can imagine exactly how she was saying it too.
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Posted By: Ghost-Rider
Date Posted: 15 July 2007 at 1:43am
Ticalxx421 wrote:
Ha! This could turn into a classic thread.
I was in KFC gettin some Fried chicken and some watermelon |
Fixed.
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Posted By: ANARCHY_SCOUT
Date Posted: 15 July 2007 at 1:58am
Me and my friend Ben were in my back yard and we have some people over, 2 of the girls walk into the back yard in just their underwear they just look at us and say "Your neighbor got mad cuz we were in his pool.".
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Posted By: Ghost-Rider
Date Posted: 15 July 2007 at 2:09am
ANARCHY_SCOUT wrote:
Me and my friend Ben were in my back yard and we have some people over, 2 of the girls walk into the back yard in just their underwear they just look at us and say "Your neighbor got mad cuz we were in his pool.".
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Did you offer them any ....alcohol ?
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Posted By: ANARCHY_SCOUT
Date Posted: 15 July 2007 at 2:10am
Ghost-Rider wrote:
ANARCHY_SCOUT wrote:
Me and my friend Ben were in my back yard and we have some people over, 2 of the girls walk into the back yard in just their underwear they just look at us and say "Your neighbor got mad cuz we were in his pool.".
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Did you offer them any ....alcohol ?
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Posted By: Cedric
Date Posted: 15 July 2007 at 10:56am
My friend and I are at Taco Bell and we're the only the only customers in the place. We're just sitting there when we here this huge, fat black man yell "WE GOIN SEE HARRY POTTER TONIGHT!" Then some other black woman goes "YEA YEA". It was good stuff.
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Posted By: Mack
Date Posted: 15 July 2007 at 11:44am
Yesterday at Sam's Club, and I wish I'd seen the actions that
precipitated this comment. There was a father with two young boys in
the bathroom, but I was just opening the door as I heard this, so I
hadn't seen them yet when it happened and by the time I was inside, it
was too late.
"Don't wash your hands in the urinal!"
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Posted By: White o Light
Date Posted: 15 July 2007 at 2:24pm
rednekk98 wrote:
Not one I personally witnessed, but...
Little Girl: "Mommy, Daddy white-peed in my front bum again last night."
"Mother": "shut up."
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Uhh, that isn't even funny.
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Posted By: Ticalxx421
Date Posted: 15 July 2007 at 6:47pm
Ghost-Rider wrote:
Ticalxx421 wrote:
Ha! This could turn into a classic thread.
I was in KFC gettin some Fried chicken and some watermelon |
Fixed.
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Posted By: Skillet42565
Date Posted: 15 July 2007 at 10:02pm
Ticalxx421 wrote:
Ghost-Rider wrote:
Ticalxx421 wrote:
Ha! This could turn into a classic thread.
I was in KFC gettin some Fried chicken and some watermelon |
Fixed.
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Or waffles.
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Posted By: Panda Man
Date Posted: 16 July 2007 at 7:56pm
I'm so glad I work nights now.
just about... ummm every other day, to maybe once a week we will get people like this, I remember this one chick almost beat the crap out of her boyfriend/husband(not sure) because the guy purchased a PS3 from me, and she flipped the hell out, because she wanted a laptop instead. lo-and-behold if it wasn't for the guy being as small as he was she would of taken his head off... quite literally.
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