Official American check-in thread
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Topic: Official American check-in thread
Posted By: BooksAndLeaves
Subject: Official American check-in thread
Date Posted: 10 August 2007 at 3:01pm
because it really matters
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Posted By: White o Light
Date Posted: 10 August 2007 at 3:01pm
PRESENT
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Posted By: usafpilot07
Date Posted: 10 August 2007 at 3:03pm
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Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo
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Posted By: Linus
Date Posted: 10 August 2007 at 3:04pm
Posted By: oreomann33
Date Posted: 10 August 2007 at 3:08pm
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Posted By: barn_user
Date Posted: 10 August 2007 at 3:08pm
 Linus wrote:
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Posted By: battlefreak
Date Posted: 10 August 2007 at 3:09pm
White o Light wrote:
PRESENT
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Posted By: White o Light
Date Posted: 10 August 2007 at 3:12pm
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Posted By: hybrid-sniper
Date Posted: 10 August 2007 at 3:12pm
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I'm surprised nobody has posted the obligatory "These colors don't run" pic yet.
I would, if I could find it.
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Posted By: Linus
Date Posted: 10 August 2007 at 3:15pm
Because it was so hard to find.
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Posted By: SSOK
Date Posted: 10 August 2007 at 3:16pm
Hola, Como estas?
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Posted By: PAINTBALL1
Date Posted: 10 August 2007 at 3:19pm
^^ Not yet, if the Dems get their way you'll be an American in no time!
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USAF Special Weapons Technician.
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Posted By: Skillet42565
Date Posted: 10 August 2007 at 3:21pm
MURICA!
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Posted By: obnoxious
Date Posted: 10 August 2007 at 3:21pm
Posted By: SandMan
Date Posted: 10 August 2007 at 3:23pm
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Real Men Love Cheeses
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Posted By: BooksAndLeaves
Date Posted: 10 August 2007 at 3:25pm
Linus wrote:
Because it was so hard to find.
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once again, linus has to be a douche bag about nothing
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Posted By: hybrid-sniper
Date Posted: 10 August 2007 at 3:32pm
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BooksAndLeaves wrote:
Linus wrote:
Because it was so hard to find. |
once again, linus has to be a douche bag about nothing
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While also posting the wrong pic...
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Posted By: White o Light
Date Posted: 10 August 2007 at 3:36pm
Posted By: Linus
Date Posted: 10 August 2007 at 3:41pm
Posted By: Man Bites Dog
Date Posted: 10 August 2007 at 3:51pm
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Posted By: Dyegrrl
Date Posted: 10 August 2007 at 3:53pm
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Wow that got out of hand fast.
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Posted By: procarbinefreak
Date Posted: 10 August 2007 at 3:54pm
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*space reserved for picture of me in my patriotic spandex.*
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Posted By: White o Light
Date Posted: 10 August 2007 at 4:00pm
Linus wrote:
BooksAndLeaves wrote:
Linus wrote:
Because it was so hard to find.
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once again, linus has to be a douche bag about nothing |
There's a difference between being overly sarcastic, me, and a douche bag, you. |
tooooooooooooooooooooool bag
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Posted By: BooksAndLeaves
Date Posted: 10 August 2007 at 4:00pm
Linus wrote:
BooksAndLeaves wrote:
Linus wrote:
Because it was so hard to find.
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once again, linus has to be a douche bag about nothing |
There's a difference between being overly sarcastic, me, and a douche bag, you. |
no, there isn't. you are a douche bag if you are overly sarcastic.
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Posted By: hybrid-sniper
Date Posted: 10 August 2007 at 4:03pm
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Ah, there it is.
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Posted By: SandMan
Date Posted: 10 August 2007 at 4:09pm
Alright, guys, that's enough of the flaming and generally infantile behavior...
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Real Men Love Cheeses
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Posted By: BooksAndLeaves
Date Posted: 10 August 2007 at 4:36pm
lol @ being the only who got a strike
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Posted By: Panda Man
Date Posted: 10 August 2007 at 4:53pm
Present...
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Posted By: Skillet42565
Date Posted: 10 August 2007 at 4:55pm
Panda Man wrote:
Present...
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THE SOUTH WILL RISE AGAIN
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Posted By: Panda Man
Date Posted: 10 August 2007 at 4:55pm
Skillet42565 wrote:
Panda Man wrote:
Present...
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THE SOUTH WILL RISE AGAIN
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Posted By: Ticalxx421
Date Posted: 10 August 2007 at 8:22pm
Ooops sorry. I ment to put this in the Good thread
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Represent!
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Posted By: Gatyr
Date Posted: 10 August 2007 at 8:27pm
Ticalxx421 wrote:
Ooops sorry. I ment to put this in the Good thread |
Fail your.
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Posted By: Ticalxx421
Date Posted: 10 August 2007 at 8:30pm
Now packed with 30% more Vitamin Fail
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Represent!
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Posted By: Ben Dover1
Date Posted: 10 August 2007 at 8:38pm
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USA IS BEST
Canada, on the other hand is just like Iraq only with the opisite weather.
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Posted By: youm0nt
Date Posted: 10 August 2007 at 8:57pm
Posted By: stratoaxe
Date Posted: 10 August 2007 at 9:05pm
Ben Dover1 wrote:
USA IS BEST
Canada, on the other hand is just like Iraq only with the opisite weather.
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Opisite? How old are you?
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Posted By: jmac3
Date Posted: 10 August 2007 at 9:07pm
.....
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Que pasa?
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Posted By: Evil Elvis
Date Posted: 10 August 2007 at 9:23pm
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Posted By: Ben Dover1
Date Posted: 10 August 2007 at 9:36pm
the smartest guy in the world wrote:
- Canada is cold.
Real cold. Too cold for anyone sensible.
But Canadians should prepare for warmer temperatures, since those Godless socialist pinko cowards will suffer an eternity in Hell.
- The metric system.
Those Canadians practically invented this "metric" system bullsh**. Somehow it's like inches and feet, only it doesn't make any damn sense. And kilometers? Don't even get me started on those.
Next thing you know they'll have metric months, metric dollar bills, and women will have metric breasts. Where will the madness end?
- Canada gained independence from England in 1982.
1982! Can you believe that? Practically yesterday. We told those British popinjays to take a hike over 200 years before those lazy Canucks got around to it.
And guess who still has the queen on their currency? I'll give you a hint: Canada.
- Rich people must pay for health care for lazy bums.
Imagine being coerced into paying for health care for undserving lazy scaramouches who sit on the street corner day after day, chugging down a 40oz Mickeys before noon.
Those cretins don't deserve a nickel, let alone expensive medical treatment paid for by wealthy, upstanding members of society.
Fact: If you're poor, it's entirely your damn fault -- and you deserve a short miserable life of pain and suffering.
- They have oil.
Come on, Canada. Give us your damn oil. Who do you think makes your cars, anyway? Manitoba isn't exactly Detroit, if you know what I mean.
Don't make us go Iraq on your ass. We'll do it.
I'm serious.
- They speak French.
Okay, I know what you're going to say. "But O Wrinkly, only Canadians in Quebec speak French!"
Well be that as it may, Canadians still write in French all over the damn place. Street signs, documents, businesses...
If I ever saw a coffee shop with a sign that said "ferme" in the window instead of "closed," I'd blow that place up before those Satan-worshiping French terrorists spread their hate any further.
- Draft dodgers.
And this is the big one. Where do you think those America-hating draft dodgers run off to when the going gets tough?
You're damn right they go to that God-forsaken hellhole known as Canada. Look, we're making the world safe for you hippie clinchpoops, so show some damn respect.
There you have it folks -- seven indesputible reasons Canada sucks. Of course, everyone is entitled to his or her own opinion. But if it's different than mine, it's wrong. |
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Posted By: sinisterNorth
Date Posted: 10 August 2007 at 10:28pm
Ben Dover1 wrote:
the smartest guy in the world wrote:
- Canada is cold.
Real cold. Too cold for anyone sensible.
But Canadians should prepare for warmer temperatures, since those Godless socialist pinko cowards will suffer an eternity in Hell.
- The metric system.
Those Canadians practically invented this "metric" system bullsh**. Somehow it's like inches and feet, only it doesn't make any damn sense. And kilometers? Don't even get me started on those.
Next thing you know they'll have metric months, metric dollar bills, and women will have metric breasts. Where will the madness end?
- Canada gained independence from England in 1982.
1982! Can you believe that? Practically yesterday. We told those British popinjays to take a hike over 200 years before those lazy Canucks got around to it.
And guess who still has the queen on their currency? I'll give you a hint: Canada.
- Rich people must pay for health care for lazy bums.
Imagine being coerced into paying for health care for undserving lazy scaramouches who sit on the street corner day after day, chugging down a 40oz Mickeys before noon.
Those cretins don't deserve a nickel, let alone expensive medical treatment paid for by wealthy, upstanding members of society.
Fact: If you're poor, it's entirely your damn fault -- and you deserve a short miserable life of pain and suffering.
- They have oil.
Come on, Canada. Give us your damn oil. Who do you think makes your cars, anyway? Manitoba isn't exactly Detroit, if you know what I mean.
Don't make us go Iraq on your ass. We'll do it.
I'm serious.
- They speak French.
Okay, I know what you're going to say. "But O Wrinkly, only Canadians in Quebec speak French!"
Well be that as it may, Canadians still write in French all over the damn place. Street signs, documents, businesses...
If I ever saw a coffee shop with a sign that said "ferme" in the window instead of "closed," I'd blow that place up before those Satan-worshiping French terrorists spread their hate any further.
- Draft dodgers.
And this is the big one. Where do you think those America-hating draft dodgers run off to when the going gets tough?
You're damn right they go to that God-forsaken hellhole known as Canada. Look, we're making the world safe for you hippie clinchpoops, so show some damn respect.
There you have it folks -- seven indesputible reasons Canada sucks. Of course, everyone is entitled to his or her own opinion. But if it's different than mine, it's wrong. |
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TOOOOOOL.
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Pumpker'd; (V.) When a pump player runs up and shoots you at point blank range because you thought 20bps made you good.
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Posted By: Ben Dover1
Date Posted: 10 August 2007 at 10:30pm
sinisterNorth wrote:
Ben Dover1 wrote:
the smartest guy in the world wrote:
- Canada is cold.
Real cold. Too cold for anyone sensible.
But Canadians should prepare for warmer temperatures, since those Godless socialist pinko cowards will suffer an eternity in Hell.
- The metric system.
Those Canadians practically invented this "metric" system bullsh**. Somehow it's like inches and feet, only it doesn't make any damn sense. And kilometers? Don't even get me started on those.
Next thing you know they'll have metric months, metric dollar bills, and women will have metric breasts. Where will the madness end?
- Canada gained independence from England in 1982.
1982! Can you believe that? Practically yesterday. We told those British popinjays to take a hike over 200 years before those lazy Canucks got around to it.
And guess who still has the queen on their currency? I'll give you a hint: Canada.
- Rich people must pay for health care for lazy bums.
Imagine being coerced into paying for health care for undserving lazy scaramouches who sit on the street corner day after day, chugging down a 40oz Mickeys before noon.
Those cretins don't deserve a nickel, let alone expensive medical treatment paid for by wealthy, upstanding members of society.
Fact: If you're poor, it's entirely your damn fault -- and you deserve a short miserable life of pain and suffering.
- They have oil.
Come on, Canada. Give us your damn oil. Who do you think makes your cars, anyway? Manitoba isn't exactly Detroit, if you know what I mean.
Don't make us go Iraq on your ass. We'll do it.
I'm serious.
- They speak French.
Okay, I know what you're going to say. "But O Wrinkly, only Canadians in Quebec speak French!"
Well be that as it may, Canadians still write in French all over the damn place. Street signs, documents, businesses...
If I ever saw a coffee shop with a sign that said "ferme" in the window instead of "closed," I'd blow that place up before those Satan-worshiping French terrorists spread their hate any further.
- Draft dodgers.
And this is the big one. Where do you think those America-hating draft dodgers run off to when the going gets tough?
You're damn right they go to that God-forsaken hellhole known as Canada. Look, we're making the world safe for you hippie clinchpoops, so show some damn respect.
There you have it folks -- seven indesputible reasons Canada sucks. Of course, everyone is entitled to his or her own opinion. But if it's different than mine, it's wrong. |
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TOOOOOOL.
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Is that suppose to be an insult, if so, wth dose it mean.
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Posted By: hybrid-sniper
Date Posted: 10 August 2007 at 11:11pm
sinisterNorth wrote:
Ben Dover1 wrote:
the smartest guy in the world wrote:
- Canada is cold.
Real cold. Too cold for anyone sensible.
But Canadians should prepare for warmer temperatures, since those Godless socialist pinko cowards will suffer an eternity in Hell.
- The metric system.
Those Canadians practically invented this "metric" system bullsh**. Somehow it's like inches and feet, only it doesn't make any damn sense. And kilometers? Don't even get me started on those.
Next thing you know they'll have metric months, metric dollar bills, and women will have metric breasts. Where will the madness end?
- Canada gained independence from England in 1982.
1982! Can you believe that? Practically yesterday. We told those British popinjays to take a hike over 200 years before those lazy Canucks got around to it.
And guess who still has the queen on their currency? I'll give you a hint: Canada.
- Rich people must pay for health care for lazy bums.
Imagine being coerced into paying for health care for undserving lazy scaramouches who sit on the street corner day after day, chugging down a 40oz Mickeys before noon.
Those cretins don't deserve a nickel, let alone expensive medical treatment paid for by wealthy, upstanding members of society.
Fact: If you're poor, it's entirely your damn fault -- and you deserve a short miserable life of pain and suffering.
- They have oil.
Come on, Canada. Give us your damn oil. Who do you think makes your cars, anyway? Manitoba isn't exactly Detroit, if you know what I mean.
Don't make us go Iraq on your ass. We'll do it.
I'm serious.
- They speak French.
Okay, I know what you're going to say. "But O Wrinkly, only Canadians in Quebec speak French!"
Well be that as it may, Canadians still write in French all over the damn place. Street signs, documents, businesses...
If I ever saw a coffee shop with a sign that said "ferme" in the window instead of "closed," I'd blow that place up before those Satan-worshiping French terrorists spread their hate any further.
- Draft dodgers.
And this is the big one. Where do you think those America-hating draft dodgers run off to when the going gets tough?
You're damn right they go to that God-forsaken hellhole known as Canada. Look, we're making the world safe for you hippie clinchpoops, so show some damn respect.
There you have it folks -- seven indesputible reasons Canada sucks. Of course, everyone is entitled to his or her own opinion. But if it's different than mine, it's wrong. |
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TOOOOOOL.
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BAAAAAAAG.
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Posted By: Ghost-Rider
Date Posted: 10 August 2007 at 11:47pm
Present.
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