The Casino...
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Forum Name: Thoughts and Opinions
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Topic: The Casino...
Posted By: Roweazie
Subject: The Casino...
Date Posted: 14 August 2007 at 10:23am
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Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the crap table. A very attractive blonde woman from South Alabama arrived and bet twenty-thousand dollars ($20,000)) on a single roll of the dice. She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I play topless." With that, she stripped to the waist; rolled the dice; and yelled, "Come on, baby....Southern Girl needs new clothes!" As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up-and-down....and squealed... "YES! YES! I WON! I WON!" She hugged each of the dealers...and then picked up her winnings and her clothes, and quickly departed. The dealers stared at each other dumfounded. Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?" The other answered, "I don't know... I thought you were watching." Moral --- Not all Southerners are stupid. Not all blondes are dumb. But all men........are men... ------------- 
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Posted By: Ticalxx421
Date Posted: 14 August 2007 at 10:25am
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... ------------- [IMG]http://i14.tinypic.com/73e0l8j.jpg"> Represent! |
Posted By: Gatyr
Date Posted: 14 August 2007 at 10:25am
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I pulled the same trick once.
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Posted By: BooksAndLeaves
Date Posted: 14 August 2007 at 10:29am
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why...
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Posted By: Skillet42565
Date Posted: 14 August 2007 at 10:49am
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FWD FWD FWD
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Posted By: choopie911
Date Posted: 14 August 2007 at 11:10am
Sucked |
Skillet42565 wrote:Posted By: FROG MAN
Date Posted: 14 August 2007 at 11:52am
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if I hear one more joke about the stereotypical, im a man all i care about is tits and sex.......
I wont do anything, but it still drives me nuts. ------------- <1 meg sig = bad> |
Posted By: bravecoward
Date Posted: 14 August 2007 at 12:40pm
then get the steering wheel out of your pants! ------------- 
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Posted By: Roweazie
Date Posted: 14 August 2007 at 12:42pm
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Posted By: Styro Folme
Date Posted: 14 August 2007 at 12:45pm
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and then she got arrested on the spot for indecent exposure and lost all her winnings and had to pay a heavy fine. Yeah, real smart. ------------- X |
Posted By: Roweazie
Date Posted: 14 August 2007 at 12:47pm
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Posted By: FROG MAN
Date Posted: 14 August 2007 at 1:12pm
first I wrote "I will explode" then thought "no, they will make a sex joke" then i wrote "My head will explode" still i thought "nope, thats just asking for it" so I stayed with "it will drive me nuts"..... but still tippman forum prevails ------------- <1 meg sig = bad> |
Posted By: Nuclear
Date Posted: 14 August 2007 at 1:36pm
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Lol,i liked it.
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Posted By: Apu
Date Posted: 14 August 2007 at 1:52pm
------------- I need a new Sig... |
Posted By: JohnnyCanuck
Date Posted: 14 August 2007 at 1:53pm
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don't bug GoatseRider ------------- Imagine there’s a picture of your favourite thing here. |
Posted By: Nuclear
Date Posted: 14 August 2007 at 1:59pm
Yea, listen to the man. -------------
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Posted By: Ticalxx421
Date Posted: 14 August 2007 at 8:04pm
Wow 44 posts a day. I thought I was bad ------------- [IMG]http://i14.tinypic.com/73e0l8j.jpg"> Represent! |
Posted By: Dye Playa
Date Posted: 14 August 2007 at 8:20pm
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