Best Invention
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Topic: Best Invention
Posted By: impulse!
Subject: Best Invention
Date Posted: 16 August 2007 at 7:59pm
Well seeing my microwave broke a few days ago I would have to vote that. You don't know what good of a thing you have till you lose it.
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Posted By: Skillet42565
Date Posted: 16 August 2007 at 8:00pm
Computer.
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Posted By: jesseat956
Date Posted: 16 August 2007 at 8:01pm
Posted By: heliumman77
Date Posted: 16 August 2007 at 8:02pm
Toilet.
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Posted By: Dye Playa
Date Posted: 16 August 2007 at 8:02pm
meh, i lived without a microwave up until a few months ago. i could take it or leave it. my mom always thought i would cause teh cancerz and up until a few months ago my brother convincer her other wise. computer is the top on my list though.
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Posted By: usafpilot07
Date Posted: 16 August 2007 at 8:06pm
The wheel.
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Posted By: BARREL BREAK
Date Posted: 16 August 2007 at 8:07pm
Posted By: stratoaxe
Date Posted: 16 August 2007 at 8:07pm
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Underwear?
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Posted By: jmac3
Date Posted: 16 August 2007 at 8:07pm
jesseat956 wrote:
ipod
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.....this is the best.
The wheel sucks noob
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Posted By: Silent
Date Posted: 16 August 2007 at 8:07pm
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Probably a gun. Or an airplane.
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Posted By: procarbinefreak
Date Posted: 16 August 2007 at 8:07pm
Posted By: Cedric
Date Posted: 16 August 2007 at 8:10pm

Real dolls
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Posted By: travis75
Date Posted: 16 August 2007 at 8:14pm
porn
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Posted By: Skillet42565
Date Posted: 16 August 2007 at 8:14pm
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jmac3 wrote:
jesseat956 wrote:
ipod |
.....this is the best.
The wheel sucks noob
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Ipods have wheels. Noob.
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Posted By: Snake6
Date Posted: 16 August 2007 at 8:15pm
t3h 1nt3rw3bz
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Posted By: Roll Tide
Date Posted: 16 August 2007 at 8:17pm
Silent wrote:
Probably a gun.
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One of the worst, IMO.
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Posted By: Benjichang
Date Posted: 16 August 2007 at 8:17pm
Snake6 wrote:
t3h 1nt3rw3bz
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Posted By: jmac3
Date Posted: 16 August 2007 at 8:18pm
Posted By: jesseat956
Date Posted: 16 August 2007 at 8:28pm
^^^ hell yea it can
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Posted By: bishopisback
Date Posted: 16 August 2007 at 8:31pm
Electricity
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Posted By: jesseat956
Date Posted: 16 August 2007 at 8:38pm
Posted By: phillll227
Date Posted: 16 August 2007 at 8:39pm
Agriculture and irrigation
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Posted By: JohnnyCanuck
Date Posted: 16 August 2007 at 8:58pm
medicine
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Posted By: FROG MAN
Date Posted: 16 August 2007 at 9:03pm
tits etc...
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Posted By: Kingtiger
Date Posted: 16 August 2007 at 9:10pm
Posted By: barn_user
Date Posted: 16 August 2007 at 10:49pm
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You notice alot of the greatest invention are also causing lots of deaths. For example: guns, cars, electricity, fire.
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Posted By: DeTrevni
Date Posted: 16 August 2007 at 10:53pm
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Since when were fire and electricity inventions?
As for my personal favorite, internal combustion motors.
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Posted By: BooksAndLeaves
Date Posted: 16 August 2007 at 10:54pm
deer call... HYOOOONK!
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Posted By: AK Andrew
Date Posted: 16 August 2007 at 10:57pm
BEER Its sad no ones said this yet.
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Posted By: jesseat956
Date Posted: 16 August 2007 at 10:59pm
FROG MAN wrote:
tits etc...
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LMAO u crack me up
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Posted By: Dye Playa
Date Posted: 16 August 2007 at 10:59pm
AK Andrew wrote:
BEER Its sad no ones said this yet. | beer is over rated, i would rather vodka, except for pong.
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Posted By: jesseat956
Date Posted: 16 August 2007 at 11:00pm
AK Andrew wrote:
BEER Its sad no ones said this yet. |
yea and vodka
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Posted By: jesseat956
Date Posted: 16 August 2007 at 11:00pm
Dye Playa wrote:
AK Andrew wrote:
BEER Its sad no ones said this yet. | beer is over rated, i would rather vodka, except for pong.
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u beat me to it
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Posted By: .Ryan
Date Posted: 16 August 2007 at 11:53pm
Probably the harnessing of fire, agriculture, the written word, math,
and the harnessing of electricity....in that order....imho anyway...
Oh, and the scientific method needs to be put somewhere towards the beginning of that list too....
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Posted By: *Stealth*
Date Posted: 17 August 2007 at 12:01am
Me.
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Posted By: heliumman77
Date Posted: 17 August 2007 at 12:03am
Dell computers
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Posted By: barn_user
Date Posted: 17 August 2007 at 12:18am
.Ryan wrote:
Probably the harnessing of fire, agriculture, the written word, math,
and the harnessing of electricity....in that order....imho anyway...
Oh, and the scientific method needs to be put somewhere towards the beginning of that list too....
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That is the correct term for fire and electricity I was looking for.
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Posted By: usafpilot07
Date Posted: 17 August 2007 at 1:12am
Posted By: Nuclear
Date Posted: 17 August 2007 at 2:37am
Toilet Paper.
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Posted By: Enos Shenk
Date Posted: 18 August 2007 at 2:19am
Alternating current electricity. Until Tesla perfected it, electricity to the home wasnt possible. If Edison had gotten his way and used direct current, we would have a power plant every 5 miles.
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Posted By: Ticalxx421
Date Posted: 18 August 2007 at 5:47am
mary jane
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Posted By: karll
Date Posted: 18 August 2007 at 12:41pm
cruise control and power windows.
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Posted By: Mephistopheles
Date Posted: 18 August 2007 at 3:45pm
Napalm.
That stuff is just so much fun!
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Posted By: Darur
Date Posted: 18 August 2007 at 5:24pm
The Digital Computer, more specifically perhaps, transistors.
The modern world could not exist without integrated circuitry and the power it gives us.
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Posted By: evillepaintball
Date Posted: 18 August 2007 at 5:28pm
the atlantic slave trade
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Posted By: Mephistopheles
Date Posted: 18 August 2007 at 8:01pm
Since when is trading of property an invention?
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Posted By: Roweazie
Date Posted: 18 August 2007 at 8:50pm
T.V.
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Posted By: Kristofer
Date Posted: 18 August 2007 at 8:52pm
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computers. think of all the possibilities the invention of the computer created. yeah you could say light bulb but i just think the invention of the computer created so many possibilities for the future i couldnt imagine what will be created because of it.
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Posted By: Da Hui
Date Posted: 18 August 2007 at 9:04pm
Condoms.
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Posted By: Ticalxx421
Date Posted: 18 August 2007 at 9:09pm
Da Hui wrote:
Condoms. | Thank you lord baby jesus
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Posted By: Ben Dover1
Date Posted: 18 August 2007 at 9:25pm
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deodorant
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Posted By: 636andy636.
Date Posted: 18 August 2007 at 10:29pm
I read this thread title as "Yeast Infection"
No not condoms... The pill is a great invention.
Electricity.
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Posted By: Snake6
Date Posted: 18 August 2007 at 10:32pm
636andy636. wrote:
Electricity.
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Electricity wasn't invented, it was discovered.
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Posted By: 636andy636.
Date Posted: 18 August 2007 at 10:35pm
Snake6 wrote:
636andy636. wrote:
Electricity.
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Electricity wasn't invented, it was discovered.
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Still, one of THE greatest things. With out electricity we would not have all the things we have today.
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Posted By: Evil Elvis
Date Posted: 18 August 2007 at 10:59pm
Lightning Rods
If you dont know why. Your not a well schooled athiest.
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Posted By: WGP guy2
Date Posted: 18 August 2007 at 11:44pm
Posted By: bjelder
Date Posted: 18 August 2007 at 11:48pm
guns germs and steel
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Posted By: High Voltage
Date Posted: 18 August 2007 at 11:50pm
AIDS
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Posted By: Mephistopheles
Date Posted: 19 August 2007 at 12:17pm
Snake6 wrote:
636andy636. wrote:
Electricity.
| Electricity wasn't invented, it was discovered. |
The Hoover Dam is one of nature's most brilliant pieces of beauty. Formed over the course of centuries. It's amazing that we can tap into this natural discovery for its resources.
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Posted By: WGP guy2
Date Posted: 19 August 2007 at 12:36pm
Mephistopheles wrote:
Snake6 wrote:
636andy636. wrote:
Electricity.
| Electricity wasn't invented, it was discovered. |
The Hoover Dam is one of nature's most brilliant pieces of beauty. Formed over the course of centuries. It's amazing that we can tap into this natural discovery for its resources. |
Thats a generator, not electricity.
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Posted By: Nuclear
Date Posted: 19 August 2007 at 12:41pm
WGP guy2 wrote:
Mephistopheles wrote:
Snake6 wrote:
636andy636. wrote:
Electricity.
| Electricity wasn't invented, it was discovered. |
The Hoover Dam is one of nature's most brilliant pieces of beauty. Formed over the course of centuries. It's amazing that we can tap into this natural discovery for its resources. |
Thats a generator, not electricity.
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LOL if you thought the hoover dam was natural....lmao.
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Posted By: Ben Dover1
Date Posted: 19 August 2007 at 1:40pm
the gay marriage ban
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Posted By: bjelder33
Date Posted: 19 August 2007 at 1:47pm
Ben Dover1 wrote:
the gay marriage ban |
i'm honestly curious how that has ANY affect on you or your day to day life...
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Posted By: Nuclear
Date Posted: 19 August 2007 at 1:49pm
Oh boy, here we go....
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Posted By: Ben Dover1
Date Posted: 19 August 2007 at 1:53pm
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to simply put it, im a christan.
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Posted By: Ticalxx421
Date Posted: 19 August 2007 at 1:59pm
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I sense a girl fight coming on
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Posted By: Da Hui
Date Posted: 19 August 2007 at 2:00pm
I'm Christian as well. I don't think Homosexual marriage should be called marriage, but I think that there should be a "union" for them where they get all the same benefits of marriage.
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Posted By: Ben Dover1
Date Posted: 19 August 2007 at 2:03pm
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All I'm going to say is that they should be aloud to get married, thats very disturbing. which is why we need more psychiatrists
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Posted By: Dye Playa
Date Posted: 19 August 2007 at 2:03pm
Da Hui wrote:
I'm Christian as well. I don't think Homosexual marriage should be called marriage, but I think that there should be a "union" for them where they get all the same benefits of marriage.
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Same. Marriage is a religious belief, therfore the gov. can't tell a church you have to marry gays, since there is a seperation of church and state. I do believe though that they should share the same benefits as a married couple, and be legally bonded, but marriage is iffy since it's the church.
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Posted By: Nuclear
Date Posted: 19 August 2007 at 2:05pm
Da Hui wrote:
I'm Christian as well. I don't think Homosexual marriage should be called marriage, but I think that there should be a "union" for them where they get all the same benefits of marriage.
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My views are similar to yours, i feel gays should be able to be joined by law or something, but it shouldn't be called marriage.
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Posted By: bjelder33
Date Posted: 19 August 2007 at 2:07pm
Ben Dover1 wrote:
to simply put it, im a christan. |
http://youtube.com/watch?v=5-zhNiGlogQ
that is all
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Posted By: Benjichang
Date Posted: 19 August 2007 at 2:10pm
Johnny Cash FTMFW
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Posted By: Ben Dover1
Date Posted: 19 August 2007 at 2:27pm
bjelder33 wrote:
Ben Dover1 wrote:
to simply put it, im a christan.
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http://youtube.com/watch?v=5-zhNiGlogQ
that is all | the bible doesn't say that its ok to have slaves, your stupid if you think that, go try to look it up, i bet that it wont say that its right to have a slave. all that stuff that guy said doesn't make any sense, ever heard of the 10 commandments?
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Posted By: ANARCHY_SCOUT
Date Posted: 19 August 2007 at 2:38pm
The bible does condone rape and murder just look for it.
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Posted By: Ticalxx421
Date Posted: 19 August 2007 at 2:41pm
And another thread shifts violently towards more religon talk.
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Posted By: Da Hui
Date Posted: 19 August 2007 at 3:01pm
/waits for the Atheists to crawl from the woodwork.
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Posted By: usafpilot07
Date Posted: 19 August 2007 at 3:46pm
ANARCHY_SCOUT wrote:
The bible does condone rape and murder just look for it.
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How do you figure it condones it? Sure, it happens in the book, but that doesn't mean that it's condoned. The ten commandments prove that.
Note, thtere IS a difference between killing and murder.
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Posted By: White o Light
Date Posted: 19 August 2007 at 3:53pm
Benjichang wrote:
Johnny Cash FTMFW
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Your music taste is so predictable.
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Posted By: Skillet42565
Date Posted: 19 August 2007 at 3:53pm
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White o Light wrote:
Benjichang wrote:
Johnny Cash FTMFW |
Your music taste is so predictable.
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What is wrong with Cash?
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Posted By: Glassjaw
Date Posted: 19 August 2007 at 3:55pm
Dye Playa wrote:
Da Hui wrote:
I'm Christian as well. I don't think Homosexual marriage should be called marriage, but I think that there should be a "union" for them where they get all the same benefits of marriage.
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Same. Marriage is a religious belief, therfore the gov. can't tell a church you have to marry gays, since there is a seperation of church and state. I do believe though that they should share the same benefits as a married couple, and be legally bonded, but marriage is iffy since it's the church.
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Yeah, there isn't as big of a separation as you would like to imagine. If you want to separate church and state, take away any benefits given married couples by the government and it'd be even.
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Posted By: bjelder33
Date Posted: 19 August 2007 at 4:01pm
I just don't see what the big deal is.
If you're against gay marriage, don't marry a dude. Plain and simple.
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Posted By: Benjichang
Date Posted: 19 August 2007 at 4:05pm
White o Light wrote:
Benjichang wrote:
Johnny Cash FTMFW
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Your music taste is so predictable.
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I really can't insult your music taste...so...GO LISTEN TO MORE NEIL YOUNG
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Posted By: Glassjaw
Date Posted: 19 August 2007 at 4:26pm
Benjichang wrote:
White o Light wrote:
Benjichang wrote:
Johnny Cash FTMFW
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Your music taste is so predictable.
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I really can't insult your music taste...so...GO LISTEN TO MORE NEIL PERRY
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Posted By: Benjichang
Date Posted: 19 August 2007 at 4:44pm
Neil Perry is some screamo band.
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Posted By: Shub
Date Posted: 19 August 2007 at 4:47pm
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How can a thread about inventions turn into two simultaneous arguments about religion and music?
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Posted By: SSOK
Date Posted: 19 August 2007 at 6:37pm
Gas engine.
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Posted By: Ben Dover1
Date Posted: 19 August 2007 at 7:07pm
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bjelder33 wrote:
I just don't see what the big deal is.
If you're against gay marriage, don't marry a dude. Plain and simple. | i dont see what the big deal is.
If your're against slavery then dont get a slave. Plain and simple.
It makes just as much sense as what you said.
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Posted By: bjelder33
Date Posted: 19 August 2007 at 7:15pm
Ben Dover1 wrote:
bjelder33 wrote:
I just don't see what the big
deal is. If you're against gay marriage, don't marry a dude. Plain and simple.
| i dont see what the big deal is.
If your're against slavery then dont get a slave. Plain and simple.
It makes just as much sense as what you said. |
Wow... just wow.
I'm not eeeeven going to touch that one.
I feel sorry for you.
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Posted By: Ben Dover1
Date Posted: 19 August 2007 at 7:23pm
bjelder33 wrote:
Ben Dover1 wrote:
bjelder33 wrote:
I just don't see what the big deal is. If you're against gay marriage, don't marry a dude. Plain and simple.
| i dont see what the big deal is.
If your're against slavery then dont get a slave. Plain and simple.
It makes just as much sense as what you said. |
Wow... just wow.
I'm not eeeeven going to touch that one.
I feel sorry for you. | Are you gay or something? why the heck are you defending those kinds of rights?
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Posted By: Skillet42565
Date Posted: 19 August 2007 at 7:25pm
Ben Dover1 wrote:
bjelder33 wrote:
Ben Dover1 wrote:
bjelder33 wrote:
I just don't see what the big deal is. If you're against gay marriage, don't marry a dude. Plain and simple.
| i dont see what the big deal is.
If your're against slavery then dont get a slave. Plain and simple.
It makes just as much sense as what you said.
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Wow... just wow.
I'm not eeeeven going to touch that one.
I feel sorry for you. | Are you gay or something? why the heck are you defending those kinds of rights? |
He is gay, and hes defending those rights because EVERY human is entitled to equality.
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Posted By: Benjichang
Date Posted: 19 August 2007 at 7:28pm
Ben Dover, please die.
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Posted By: Dye Playa
Date Posted: 19 August 2007 at 7:30pm
Benjichang wrote:
Ben Dover, please die.
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Posted By: White o Light
Date Posted: 19 August 2007 at 7:35pm
Benjichang wrote:
White o Light wrote:
Benjichang wrote:
Johnny Cash FTMFW
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Your music taste is so predictable.
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I really can't insult your music taste...so...GO LISTEN TO MORE NEIL YOUNG
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lolol I was just trying to start something, but you didn't bite. Damn you being mature.
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Posted By: bjelder33
Date Posted: 19 August 2007 at 9:53pm
Skillet42565 wrote:
Ben Dover1 wrote:
bjelder33 wrote:
Ben Dover1 wrote:
bjelder33 wrote:
I just don't see what the big deal is. If you're against
gay marriage, don't marry a dude. Plain and simple. | i dont see
what the big deal is.
If your're against slavery then dont get a slave. Plain and simple.
It makes just as much sense as what you said.
| Wow... just wow. I'm not eeeeven going to touch that one. I
feel sorry for you. | Are you gay or something? why the heck are
you defending those kinds of rights? |
He is gay, and hes defending those rights because EVERY human is
entitled to equality. |
Yep.
And for what its worth, I'm working closely with both the Human Rights
Campaign and Equality Florida for our gay-straight alliance that I'm
president of at my university.
So the last thing you need to do is give me crap about what I believe in,
becuase I'm gonna defend it until the day I die.
I have a lot more invested in fighting for gay marriage than you have
against it, so just give up arguing with me, its not gonna work out.
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Posted By: Ben Dover1
Date Posted: 19 August 2007 at 10:08pm
bjelder33 wrote:
Skillet42565 wrote:
Ben Dover1 wrote:
bjelder33 wrote:
Ben Dover1 wrote:
bjelder33 wrote:
I just don't see what the big deal is. If you're against gay marriage, don't marry a dude. Plain and simple. | i dont see what the big deal is.
If your're against slavery then dont get a slave. Plain and simple.
It makes just as much sense as what you said.
| Wow... just wow. I'm not eeeeven going to touch that one. I feel sorry for you. | Are you gay or something? why the heck are you defending those kinds of rights? |
He is gay, and hes defending those rights because EVERY human is entitled to equality. |
Yep.
And for what its worth, I'm working closely with both the Human Rights Campaign and Equality Florida for our gay-straight alliance that I'm president of at my university.
So the last thing you need to do is give me crap about what I believe in, becuase I'm gonna defend it until the day I die.
I have a lot more invested in fighting for gay marriage than you have against it, so just give up arguing with me, its not gonna work out. | you need help.
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Posted By: Skillet42565
Date Posted: 19 August 2007 at 10:34pm
Why does he need help? Just out of curiosity. I'd love to get inside the mind of a 14 year old.
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Posted By: Nuclear
Date Posted: 19 August 2007 at 10:43pm
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Posted By: Ticalxx421
Date Posted: 19 August 2007 at 10:50pm
yeah im in befor it locks to, and bendover gets guested
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Posted By: WGP guy2
Date Posted: 19 August 2007 at 10:50pm
Ticalxx421 wrote:
yeah im in befor it locks to, and bendover gets guested |
I'd personally prefer an IP ban. Nuclear can go too.
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Posted By: Nuclear
Date Posted: 19 August 2007 at 10:55pm
WGP guy2 wrote:
Ticalxx421 wrote:
yeah im in befor it locks to, and bendover gets guested |
I'd personally prefer an IP ban. Nuclear can go too.
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We get it, you don't like me.
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