Beloit Mindset List: Class of 2011
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Topic: Beloit Mindset List: Class of 2011
Posted By: reifidom
Subject: Beloit Mindset List: Class of 2011
Date Posted: 21 August 2007 at 9:29am
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http://www.usatoday.com/news/education/2007-08-20-mindset-list_N.htm?csp=34 - The Beloit Mindset List updated for the class of 2011.
These are the things that shape the lives of the incoming college freshmen this year. There are exceptions of course, but I always enjoy reading this list. Eight more years and they'll never have known a world without this list. 1. What Berlin wall? 2. Humvees, minus the artillery, have always been available to the public. 3. Rush Limbaugh and the "Dittoheads" have always been lambasting liberals. 4. They never "rolled down" a car window. 5. Michael Moore has always been angry and funny. 6. They may confuse the Keating Five with a rock group. 7. They have grown up with bottled water. 8. General Motors has always been working on an electric car. 9. Nelson Mandela has always been free and a force in South Africa. 10. Pete Rose has never played baseball. 11. Rap music has always been mainstream. 12. Religious leaders have always been telling politicians what to do, or else! 13. "Off the hook" has never had anything to do with a telephone. 14. Music has always been "unplugged." 15. Russia has always had a multi-party political system. 16. Women have always been police chiefs in major cities. 17. They were born the year Harvard Law Review Editor Barack Obama announced he might run for office some day. 18. The NBA season has always gone on and on and on and on. 19. Classmates could include Michelle Wie, Jordin Sparks, and Bart Simpson. 20. Half of them may have been members of the Baby-sitters Club. 21. Eastern Airlines has never "earned their wings" in their lifetime. 22. No one has ever been able to sit down comfortably to a meal of "liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti." 23. Wal-Mart has always been a larger retailer than Sears and has always employed more workers than GM. 24. Being "lame" has to do with being dumb or inarticulate, not disabled. 25. Wolf Blitzer has always been serving up the news on CNN. 26. Katie Couric has always had screen cred. 27. Al Gore has always been running for president or thinking about it. 28. They never found a prize in a Coca-Cola "MagiCan." 29. They were too young to understand Judas Priest's subliminal messages. 30. When all else fails, the Prozac defense has always been a possibility. 31. Multigrain chips have always provided healthful junk food. 32. They grew up in Wayne's World. 33. U2 has always been more than a spy plane. 34. They were introduced to Jack Nicholson as "The Joker." 35. Stadiums, rock tours and sporting events have always had corporate names. 36. American rock groups have always appeared in Moscow. 37. Commercial product placements have been the norm in films and on TV. 38. On Parents' Day on campus, their folks could be mixing it up with Lisa Bonet and Lenny Kravitz with daughter Zöe, or Kathie Lee and Frank Gifford with son Cody. 39. Fox has always been a major network. 40. They drove their parents crazy with the Beavis and Butt-head laugh. 41. The "Blue Man Group" has always been everywhere. 42. Women's studies majors have always been offered on campus. 43. Being a latchkey kid has never been a big deal. 44. Thanks to MySpace and Facebook, autobiography can happen in real time. 45. They learned about JFK from Oliver Stone and Malcolm X from Spike Lee. 46. Most phone calls have never been private. 47. High definition television has always been available. 48. Microbreweries have always been ubiquitous. 49. Virtual reality has always been available when the real thing failed. 50. Smoking has never been allowed in public spaces in France. 51. China has always been more interested in making money than in reeducation. 52. Time has always worked with Warner. 53. Tiananmen Square is a 2008 Olympics venue, not the scene of a massacre. 54. The purchase of ivory has always been banned. 55. MTV has never featured music videos. 56. The space program has never really caught their attention except in disasters. 57. Jerry Springer has always been lowering the level of discourse on TV. 58. They get much more information from Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert than from the newspaper. 59. They're always texting 1 n other. 60. They will encounter roughly equal numbers of female and male professors in the classroom. 61. They never saw Johnny Carson live on television. 62. They have no idea who Rusty Jones was or why he said "goodbye to rusty cars." 63. Avatars have nothing to do with Hindu deities. 64. Chavez has nothing to do with iceberg lettuce and everything to do with oil. 65. Illinois has been trying to ban smoking since the year they were born. 66. The World Wide Web has been an online tool since they were born. 67. Chronic fatigue syndrome has always been debilitating and controversial. 68. Burma has always been Myanmar. 69 Dilbert has always been ridiculing cubicle culture. 70. Food packaging has always included nutritional labeling. Source: Beloit College ------------- 
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Posted By: Skillet42565
Date Posted: 21 August 2007 at 10:37am
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I'm class of '11 and I guess I'm the exception to the list. ------------- 
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Posted By: reifidom
Date Posted: 21 August 2007 at 10:41am
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Some of these things have just not existed for 18 year olds today, like the Berlin Wall. Others have been around but are no longer the standard or commonplace, like roll-down windows.
If you take it literally, then yes, it's a bit absurd, and the list has always had that flaw, but the spirit of it says that these things are or are not of the new generation of college students. -------------
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Posted By: Skillet42565
Date Posted: 21 August 2007 at 10:42am
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Yeah, I get it. I smiled a little as I went through that list, thinking of how different things are these days. -------------
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Posted By: reifidom
Date Posted: 21 August 2007 at 10:45am
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It's weird to think that I was 12 when they were born. In 12 more years they'll not have known the September 11th terrorist attacks or the start of this war.
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Posted By: Man Bites Dog
Date Posted: 21 August 2007 at 11:13am
I think this one spans across time really. ------------- 
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reifidom wrote:Posted By: reifidom
Date Posted: 21 August 2007 at 11:15am
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Yeah, that one isn't contingent even on being born in the past several centuries.
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Posted By: Dye Playa
Date Posted: 21 August 2007 at 11:15am
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i'm 15, and have no idea what half of that stuff is.
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