Monkey Attack/Sexual Harassment
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Topic: Monkey Attack/Sexual Harassment
Posted By: reifidom
Subject: Monkey Attack/Sexual Harassment
Date Posted: 24 August 2007 at 12:40pm
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http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/6959209.stm - Village under siege.
A Kenyan village is under nightly attack by monkeys that steal food, attack guard dogs, and sexually harass the women who do the farming. The monkeys throw rocks to chase off the women so they can get to the food, they make nighttime raids, and they set up lookouts to warn the group raiding the food of impending attack by the villagers. The villagers have set up a monkey squad to chase them off, as the monkeys seem to only fear the men of the village, and not even the women who wear men's clothing. The monkeys can tell... The women also complain that the monkeys sexually harass them by grabbing their genitals and making explicit gestures. I shouldn't laugh at their plight... yet I do. ------------- 
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Posted By: evillepaintball
Date Posted: 24 August 2007 at 12:41pm
thats what they get for not industrializing ------------- 
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reifidom wrote:Posted By: High Voltage
Date Posted: 24 August 2007 at 12:59pm
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Evolution in progress?
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Posted By: bravecoward
Date Posted: 24 August 2007 at 1:52pm
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See if i did that i'd be thrown in jail. Its not fair.
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Posted By: Nuclear
Date Posted: 24 August 2007 at 1:54pm
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KENYANS edit:Lol @ the sexual harassment ------------- 
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Posted By: Evil Elvis
Date Posted: 24 August 2007 at 2:06pm
Damn dirty apes
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Posted By: *Stealth*
Date Posted: 24 August 2007 at 2:14pm
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That is awesome. Those monkeys are out smarting, and destroying them. ------------- |
Posted By: Skillet42565
Date Posted: 24 August 2007 at 3:32pm
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Eh... survival of the fittest. ------------- 
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Posted By: Dye Playa
Date Posted: 24 August 2007 at 3:35pm
Monkeys: 1 Kenyans: 0 ------------- 
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Posted By: usafpilot07
Date Posted: 24 August 2007 at 3:43pm
Shoulda taken the free boat ride. Wouldn't have to worry about sex-crazed monkeys. X 1,000,000------------- Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo |
Posted By: Roll Tide
Date Posted: 24 August 2007 at 4:57pm
LOL. ------------- <Removed sig for violation of Clause 4 of the New Sig Rules> 
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Posted By: Mack
Date Posted: 24 August 2007 at 6:18pm
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I don’t know why you would want to grab monkey genitals and make explicit gestures; but if you really feel the need, go ahead. ------------- 
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Posted By: brihard
Date Posted: 24 August 2007 at 7:40pm
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Two weeks away from T&O and this is the first thread I read. I love it.  ------------- "Abortion is not "choice" in America. It is forced and the democrats are behind it, with the goal of eugenics at its foundation." -FreeEnterprise, 21 April 2011. Yup, he actually said that. |
Posted By: SSOK
Date Posted: 25 August 2007 at 10:36am
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Do they have CCW's in africa? I know its old as dirt, but leave me alone... ------------- 
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Posted By: Nuclear
Date Posted: 25 August 2007 at 12:34pm
CCW's died a long time ago. -------------
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