Riddles!
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Topic: Riddles!
Posted By: Yeoman
Subject: Riddles!
Date Posted: 19 September 2007 at 2:16pm
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A man gets ready to go to sleep. He walks up the stairs, goes into the bathroom, turns on the water and brushes his teeth. He turns off the light and goes to sleep. The next morning he is arrested for causing a boating accident. What happened? ------------- 
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Posted By: DeTrevni
Date Posted: 19 September 2007 at 2:23pm
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There are so many possibilities, I refuse to guess and check each one.
------------- Evil Elvis: "Detrevni is definally like a hillbilly hippy from hell" 
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Posted By: Yeoman
Date Posted: 19 September 2007 at 2:30pm
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It isn't some wild answer like: He woke up in his sleep and ate at Denny's and then walked on water and threw his grand slam at the window of a freighter, breaking the window and impaling the Captain and his mates, which caused a giant explosion since they were carrying bombs.
Not that complicated. -------------
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Posted By: -ProDigY-
Date Posted: 19 September 2007 at 2:37pm
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Posted By: evillepaintball
Date Posted: 19 September 2007 at 2:37pm
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he lives on a boat, left the water running, the sink was clogged which caused the boat to flood and sink.
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Posted By: -ProDigY-
Date Posted: 19 September 2007 at 2:39pm
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Posted By: impulse!
Date Posted: 19 September 2007 at 2:41pm
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-ProDigY- wrote:Posted By: DeTrevni
Date Posted: 19 September 2007 at 2:42pm
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Yeah, lighthouse keeper. I was thinking he was a captain that went to sleep or something. Too many possibilities. ------------- Evil Elvis: "Detrevni is definally like a hillbilly hippy from hell"
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Posted By: STOcocker
Date Posted: 19 September 2007 at 2:49pm
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Posted By: Skillet42565
Date Posted: 19 September 2007 at 2:53pm
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Whats blue and orange and sits at the bottom of the pool? Whats orange and red and sits at the top of the pool? ------------- 
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Posted By: evillepaintball
Date Posted: 19 September 2007 at 2:59pm
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his horse was named thursday!
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Posted By: DeTrevni
Date Posted: 19 September 2007 at 3:02pm
I'm leaning towards some sort of dead babies... ------------- Evil Elvis: "Detrevni is definally like a hillbilly hippy from hell"
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Posted By: usafpilot07
Date Posted: 19 September 2007 at 3:06pm
Ooh wow, a riddles thread. Haven't had one of these before! ------------- Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo |
Posted By: evillepaintball
Date Posted: 19 September 2007 at 3:10pm
Floaties with a cut baby -------------
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Posted By: DeTrevni
Date Posted: 19 September 2007 at 3:19pm
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Knew it...
------------- Evil Elvis: "Detrevni is definally like a hillbilly hippy from hell"
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Posted By: Skillet42565
Date Posted: 19 September 2007 at 3:32pm
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Those ones are classics.
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Posted By: Skillet42565
Date Posted: 19 September 2007 at 3:39pm
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If you put a roast in a roaster what do you put in a toaster?
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Posted By: bravecoward
Date Posted: 19 September 2007 at 3:43pm
bread you dumbass ------------- 
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Posted By: evillepaintball
Date Posted: 19 September 2007 at 3:49pm
i put toast in occasionally. a lot of times its not done to the extent i want it, so ill put it back down. -------------
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Posted By: Yeoman
Date Posted: 19 September 2007 at 3:57pm
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Sorry, I'm at work and had a bit of a situation, but yes it was lighthouse keeper. -------------
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Posted By: Skillet42565
Date Posted: 19 September 2007 at 5:04pm
The answer was forks. -------------
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Posted By: pntbl freak
Date Posted: 19 September 2007 at 6:15pm
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Find whats wrong here. A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z -------------  |
Posted By: Brian Fellows
Date Posted: 19 September 2007 at 6:18pm
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Posted By: ANARCHY_SCOUT
Date Posted: 19 September 2007 at 6:44pm
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Whats funnier then dead baby's falling down stairs?
------------- Gamertag: Kataklysm999 
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Posted By: usafpilot07
Date Posted: 19 September 2007 at 6:59pm
Live babies falling down stairs? ------------- Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo |
Posted By: evillepaintball
Date Posted: 19 September 2007 at 7:22pm
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anarchy scout falling down stairs
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Posted By: Skillet42565
Date Posted: 19 September 2007 at 7:26pm
Nothing. -------------
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Posted By: PaulRocks41
Date Posted: 19 September 2007 at 8:00pm
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Whats the difference between a watermelon and a baby? ------------- Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. - Homer Simpson |
Posted By: Kingtiger
Date Posted: 19 September 2007 at 8:01pm
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How do you stop a baby crawling round in circles ?
What's present do you get for a dead baby? |
Posted By: Kingtiger
Date Posted: 19 September 2007 at 8:07pm
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Posted By: Skillet42565
Date Posted: 19 September 2007 at 8:24pm
You don't rape the watermelon before eating it. -------------
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Posted By: RoboCop
Date Posted: 19 September 2007 at 8:38pm
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I hate dead baby jokes. Sometimes I wish the people making the jokes were the dead babies. |
Posted By: Horsepower
Date Posted: 19 September 2007 at 8:39pm
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How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them. ------------- 
Come Get Some ! |
Posted By: Skillet42565
Date Posted: 19 September 2007 at 8:39pm
Velcro on the ceiling. To stand close to the stove. Smack her. I win. -------------
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Posted By: RoboCop
Date Posted: 19 September 2007 at 8:41pm
| Yep. |
Posted By: PaulRocks41
Date Posted: 19 September 2007 at 8:56pm
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One you cut up and eat...the other ones just a watermelon...:| disgusting but goes along with it ------------- Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. - Homer Simpson |
Posted By: Dye Playa
Date Posted: 19 September 2007 at 8:57pm
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How do you get a baby out of the blender? Tostitos. ------------- 
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Posted By: PaulRocks41
Date Posted: 19 September 2007 at 9:08pm
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Whats the worse then 10 babys nailed to 10 trees?
1 baby nailed to 10 trees. ------------- Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. - Homer Simpson |
Posted By: Speed_Fed
Date Posted: 19 September 2007 at 9:09pm
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What do you get when you tell a racist joke?
A strike. |
Posted By: Gatyr
Date Posted: 19 September 2007 at 9:27pm
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Wow. you people do know that racist and sexist jokes are strikeworthy, right? ------------- 
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Posted By: Ben Dover II
Date Posted: 19 September 2007 at 9:34pm
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for people who are really good at math. How much dirt is in a hole that is 5ft deep and has a radius is 2 and 1/2 feet? ------------- 
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Posted By: RoboCop
Date Posted: 19 September 2007 at 9:38pm
| duh no dirt. It's a hole. |
Posted By: GI JOES SON
Date Posted: 19 September 2007 at 9:43pm
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i always see this and never get it...what the hell is wrong with it? |
Posted By: Enmity
Date Posted: 19 September 2007 at 9:53pm
no ' in "What's"
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Posted By: Ben Dover II
Date Posted: 19 September 2007 at 9:54pm
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Posted By: GI JOES SON
Date Posted: 19 September 2007 at 9:58pm
honestly, i feel retarted...that makes no sense |
Posted By: Skillet42565
Date Posted: 19 September 2007 at 10:00pm
lol -------------
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Posted By: Brian Fellows
Date Posted: 19 September 2007 at 10:02pm
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Posted By: RoboCop
Date Posted: 19 September 2007 at 10:07pm
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Posted By: whack-a-mole
Date Posted: 19 September 2007 at 10:12pm
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--With no wings, I fly. With no eyes, I see. With no arms, I climb. More frightening than any beast, stronger than any foe. I am cunning, ruthless, and tall; in the end I rule all. What am I? --I am emeralds and diamonds, lost by the moon. I am found by the sun and picked up soon. What am I? --I occur once in a minute, twice in every moment, but not once in a hundred thousand years. What am I? --What builds up castles, tears down mountains, makes some blind and helps others to see? --What passes before the sun, yet makes no shadow? --Where can you find roads without cars, forests without trees, and cities without buildings? --Cannot be seen, cannot be felt, cannot be heard, cannot be smelt. It lies behind the stars and beneath the hills. Ends life and kills laughter. What is it? ------------- NASA and the Americans spent millions of dollars and hundreds of hours to develop a pen that would write in space.....The Russians used a pencil. |
Posted By: STOcocker
Date Posted: 19 September 2007 at 10:58pm
Those are really good ones. I had to google a couple so I won't give away the answers. |
Posted By: evillepaintball
Date Posted: 19 September 2007 at 11:02pm
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i found it in the wood one day. i couldnt reach it, so i took it home with me
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Posted By: Snipa69
Date Posted: 20 September 2007 at 2:09am
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Posted By: whack-a-mole
Date Posted: 20 September 2007 at 8:53am
I'm going ahead and posting the answers because it will probably be two days before I can get back on the forum. Highlite the area around the blank dashes to see the other answers.(just in case someone still wants to find out on their own.) ------------- NASA and the Americans spent millions of dollars and hundreds of hours to develop a pen that would write in space.....The Russians used a pencil. |
Posted By: Da Hui
Date Posted: 20 September 2007 at 8:59am
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I am ridden like a horse, but I am not. What am I?
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Posted By: Yeoman
Date Posted: 20 September 2007 at 9:03am
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Great riddles what-a-mole. I'll try and post a few more inbetween working. -------------
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Posted By: evillepaintball
Date Posted: 20 September 2007 at 9:42am
your mom -------------
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Posted By: PaulRocks41
Date Posted: 20 September 2007 at 8:17pm
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Ok a really good one. If there is a plane that crashes on the United States and the Canadian border where are the survivors buried? ------------- Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. - Homer Simpson |
Posted By: ANARCHY_SCOUT
Date Posted: 20 September 2007 at 8:21pm
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Posted By: jordanpischke
Date Posted: 20 September 2007 at 8:30pm
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They dont bury survivors. That one was on Corner Gas. What letter starts with the letter e, ends with the letter e, contains only one letter, but am not the letter e? ------------- 
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Posted By: Ben Dover II
Date Posted: 20 September 2007 at 8:41pm
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ill do an easy one, what runs around the earth but doesnt move an inch. -------------
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Posted By: usafpilot07
Date Posted: 20 September 2007 at 8:57pm
Equator? ------------- Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo |
Posted By: scrumsguy
Date Posted: 20 September 2007 at 9:03pm
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a dead baby ------------- Help support the Youth In Asia! Member Of Sgt. Peppers Lonely Hearts Club Band |
Posted By: STOcocker
Date Posted: 20 September 2007 at 9:04pm
That riddle doesn't make any sense how it is written. |
Posted By: jordanpischke
Date Posted: 20 September 2007 at 9:06pm
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Ya i didn't word it very well here this is better: I start with the letter e, I end with the letter e. I contain only one letter, Yet I am not the letter e! What am I? -------------
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Posted By: Ben Dover II
Date Posted: 20 September 2007 at 9:10pm
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Posted By: Ben Dover II
Date Posted: 20 September 2007 at 9:13pm
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Posted By: jordanpischke
Date Posted: 20 September 2007 at 9:22pm
Ya -------------
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Posted By: whack-a-mole
Date Posted: 21 September 2007 at 10:18am
An apple. ( I had some help) Here are a few easy ones: --What is light as a feather, yet no man can hold it for long? --Feed me and I live. Give me to drink and I die. What am I? --No sooner spoken, than broken. What is it? ------------- NASA and the Americans spent millions of dollars and hundreds of hours to develop a pen that would write in space.....The Russians used a pencil. |
Posted By: holysmartone
Date Posted: 21 September 2007 at 10:23am
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Posted By: whack-a-mole
Date Posted: 21 September 2007 at 10:25am
yep --What gets heavier the more it dries? ------------- NASA and the Americans spent millions of dollars and hundreds of hours to develop a pen that would write in space.....The Russians used a pencil. |