I just had the best night ever
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Topic: I just had the best night ever
Posted By: travis75
Subject: I just had the best night ever
Date Posted: 14 October 2007 at 5:54pm
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**I am sorry if this is a choppy read, but i am still... recovering** I was at the beach yesterday. That night, at about 10:00, i was walking on the beach and encountered several girls. 8 of them, all about a year older than me, no guys anywhere. I smelled beer; they were sloshed. I began talking to them. All 8 of them seemed to express little interest in me. When they asked me what i wanted to be when i grew up, I used my knowledge of the female psyche to turn the tables. I said "I want to be an engineer so i will have enough money to buy my wife whatever she wants, because she will be all that matters to me" After hearing that, they all became very interested in me and began asking me various... uh... anatomical questions. One girl, succumbing to my charm, asked if she could give me a lap dance. I said [yes] and all 8 circled around me. I noticed they were all wearing thongs. What followed was very relevant to my interests, and i will suffice to say that it involved wedgies of a sort that were... very enjoyable. After about 10-15 minutes of that, they asked if if would determine which one of them had the nicest [domes]. It was unfourtunate that it was very dark on this particular beach, but for what i was doing, i did not really need to see as the feeling alone was more than enough. One girl was upset because i did not grab her [domes] as much as she would have liked. I apologized and corrected my mistake. Overcorrected, actually. If the preceding is pushing the limits of forum appropriateness, what followed after that is out of the ballpark. So i will have to be curt and say: A nine-some with 8 chicks > * > anything that has ever happened in my life ------------- Hey MPAA, Guess what? 09 f9 11 02 9d 74 e3 5b d8 41 56 c5 63 56 88 c0! |
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Posted By: choopie911
Date Posted: 14 October 2007 at 5:55pm
| pics or shens |
Posted By: travis75
Date Posted: 14 October 2007 at 5:57pm
------------- Hey MPAA, Guess what? 09 f9 11 02 9d 74 e3 5b d8 41 56 c5 63 56 88 c0! |
choopie911 wrote:Posted By: Cedric
Date Posted: 14 October 2007 at 5:57pm
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I'm calling shens.
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Posted By: Ticalxx421
Date Posted: 14 October 2007 at 5:58pm
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For sure you. You just cant have a frikin 9some and not take any pictures. Either way you are one lucky guy, and to think I thought I had a sweet night last night.  ------------- [IMG]http://i14.tinypic.com/73e0l8j.jpg"> Represent! |
Posted By: travis75
Date Posted: 14 October 2007 at 6:02pm
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I know you will all call shens, and it's true, i have none of the pics(i know some were taken, i even took one using a girl's cameraphone) but maybe it is an entertaining read, and i just wanted to get it out. I find it highly ironic that i go from being a virgin to partaking in a ninesome over the course of about an hour. ------------- Hey MPAA, Guess what? 09 f9 11 02 9d 74 e3 5b d8 41 56 c5 63 56 88 c0! |
Posted By: Ken Majors
Date Posted: 14 October 2007 at 6:05pm
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I had a dream once. ------------- RLTW |
Posted By: Hades
Date Posted: 14 October 2007 at 6:05pm
Not all women react to alcohol in the same fashion and I am willing to be all 8 were not impressed with you being able to pay for anything you want with your engineering degree. If this were the case there would be a whole lot less lonely men in bars. Alcohol =/= ruffies ------------- 
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Posted By: Jack Carver
Date Posted: 14 October 2007 at 6:06pm
It's not to late to turn to Jesus! 
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Posted By: Ticalxx421
Date Posted: 14 October 2007 at 6:06pm
So.. You didn't get anyone of there numbers, names, social insurance numbers or panty size? ------------- [IMG]http://i14.tinypic.com/73e0l8j.jpg"> Represent! |
Posted By: evillepaintball
Date Posted: 14 October 2007 at 6:07pm
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taking advantage of a bunch of wasted chicks? you must be a pimp
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Posted By: Dye Playa
Date Posted: 14 October 2007 at 6:12pm
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Sounds ill, even though you probably have STD's up the wazoo now.
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Posted By: Hades
Date Posted: 14 October 2007 at 6:15pm
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A question. What state were you in last night?
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Posted By: travis75
Date Posted: 14 October 2007 at 6:16pm
I was thinking with different head. ------------- Hey MPAA, Guess what? 09 f9 11 02 9d 74 e3 5b d8 41 56 c5 63 56 88 c0! |
Posted By: travis75
Date Posted: 14 October 2007 at 6:18pm
Florida. The girls said they were from alabama. ------------- Hey MPAA, Guess what? 09 f9 11 02 9d 74 e3 5b d8 41 56 c5 63 56 88 c0! |
Posted By: Skillet42565
Date Posted: 14 October 2007 at 6:18pm
lol panda man ------------- 
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Posted By: DeTrevni
Date Posted: 14 October 2007 at 6:25pm
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I'm under the impression you got high and watched a porno. ------------- Evil Elvis: "Detrevni is definally like a hillbilly hippy from hell" 
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Posted By: choopie911
Date Posted: 14 October 2007 at 6:30pm
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1) Get pics
2) Send pics to me for verification 3) ???? 4) Profit |
Posted By: brihard
Date Posted: 14 October 2007 at 6:33pm
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I dunno... A ninesome is the sort of claim that`s just so ridiculous and ludicrous that noone in their right mind would try to make up a storm like that... I`m throwing out the possibility that he might actually be telling the truth, simply because of what terrible BS it would be if he were making it up... I`m still skeptical though. ------------- "Abortion is not "choice" in America. It is forced and the democrats are behind it, with the goal of eugenics at its foundation." -FreeEnterprise, 21 April 2011. Yup, he actually said that. |
Posted By: Gatyr
Date Posted: 14 October 2007 at 6:35pm
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I'm not understanding what is so wrong with hooking up with a drunk girl whilst sober. If they want to hit on me, and I reciprocate, ending in acts of fellatio or lapdances and whatnot, what is wrong? It sounds like all of the girls in his story (fictitious or not) were coherent enough to compse themselves in a sexy manner, and (unless he is holding out on us) the girls weren't so sloshed that tehy just laid there while he had his fun. As far as the story goes, its rather hard to believe. You are walking, by yourself, and find 8 drunk, good looking girls, who are all swooned by your "pamper my wife" response to "what do you want to be when you grow up" (as if that doesn't indicate your/their age well enough), all 8 give you a simultaneous lapdance, one girl complains when you don't touch her breasts enough, and you end up having sex with all 8 of them. Kind of far fetched. ------------- 
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Posted By: Dye Playa
Date Posted: 14 October 2007 at 6:35pm
Agreed. If it was like a threesome with 2 lesbians, everyone says that; but a ninesome with random drunk girls on the beach, that's so crazy it just might be true. -------------
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Posted By: Ticalxx421
Date Posted: 14 October 2007 at 6:53pm
The best way ever to get STD's. I would laugh if you knocked a couple of them up... Unelss you just so happend to be carrying a pocket full of jimmies ------------- [IMG]http://i14.tinypic.com/73e0l8j.jpg"> Represent! |
Posted By: brihard
Date Posted: 14 October 2007 at 6:56pm
LOL. Catastrophowned. ------------- "Abortion is not "choice" in America. It is forced and the democrats are behind it, with the goal of eugenics at its foundation." -FreeEnterprise, 21 April 2011. Yup, he actually said that. |
Posted By: choopie911
Date Posted: 14 October 2007 at 7:00pm
I just wear one at all times |
Posted By: Mehs
Date Posted: 14 October 2007 at 7:05pm
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Speaking of multiple girls at once, there were two chicks wandering around my dorm, one said I was cute. I got both of their numbers, they wanted to have a threesome with me...they were damn cute, so I said yes, of course, like any man would. The conversation continued, when I found out they were both slutty 15 year olds...and Wisconsin laws forbid against that. Jailbait FTL! ------------- [IMG]http://i27.tinypic.com/1538fbc.jpg"> Squeeze Box ☣ |
Posted By: choopie911
Date Posted: 14 October 2007 at 7:07pm
| I was walking home the other night, and there were 5 chicks just making out on the side of the road. As soon as they saw me they were like "hey, nice watch. Look at our boobs!" and whipped them out. Then we did it. |
Posted By: Ticalxx421
Date Posted: 14 October 2007 at 7:08pm
------------- [IMG]http://i14.tinypic.com/73e0l8j.jpg"> Represent! |
Posted By: brihard
Date Posted: 14 October 2007 at 7:14pm
I hear ya, dude. My girlfriend called me a pedophile the other day; I was completely shocked. That`s a hell of a big word for a twelve year old... ------------- "Abortion is not "choice" in America. It is forced and the democrats are behind it, with the goal of eugenics at its foundation." -FreeEnterprise, 21 April 2011. Yup, he actually said that. |
Posted By: Gatyr
Date Posted: 14 October 2007 at 7:20pm
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FTL indeed. -------------
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Posted By: Mehs
Date Posted: 14 October 2007 at 7:20pm
Last night at a kegger I went to, I started to grind six chicks at once. Needless to say, I whipped it out (it being my watch), and they all went crazy. Me plus six chicks>your five chicks with bewbs. ------------- [IMG]http://i27.tinypic.com/1538fbc.jpg"> Squeeze Box ☣ |
Posted By: Styro Folme
Date Posted: 14 October 2007 at 7:28pm
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i was walking through an ally in Venice the other night, and stumbled upon 20 chicks. then we did it.
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Posted By: carl_the_sniper
Date Posted: 14 October 2007 at 7:30pm
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Do I smell a new forum meme approaching? ------------- <just say no to unnecessarily sexualized sigs> |
Posted By: *Stealth*
Date Posted: 14 October 2007 at 7:35pm
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I once stumbled on three girls who thought I was cute. I failed to do it with any of them. ------------- |
Posted By: -ProDigY-
Date Posted: 14 October 2007 at 7:35pm
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Posted By: BARREL BREAK
Date Posted: 14 October 2007 at 7:43pm
This one time, I was walking around downtown, taking pictures, and this pack of 6 girls saw my rangefinder and demanded that I take pics of them making out. Then we all had sex. I screwed up the developing of the pictures, all evidence is lost. |
Posted By: Benjichang
Date Posted: 14 October 2007 at 8:03pm
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OMG E-PEEN
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Posted By: Gatyr
Date Posted: 14 October 2007 at 8:04pm
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This one time, I was shopping for mirrors, and I saw myself in one of the mirrors. I tried fornicating withmyself but got kicked out of the store. I settled for the Miss USA candidates on the bus outside. -------------
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Posted By: travis75
Date Posted: 14 October 2007 at 8:18pm
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You people are funny. I don't really care if you believe it or not, and i know it's very far fetched. I was curious as to why 8 girls were all alone(usually there is a swarm of dudes around) but this was on a seldom used gazebo type product, very late at night. ------------- Hey MPAA, Guess what? 09 f9 11 02 9d 74 e3 5b d8 41 56 c5 63 56 88 c0! |
Posted By: Horsepower
Date Posted: 14 October 2007 at 8:45pm
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Shens, shens, shens, and then some more, shens.
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Come Get Some ! |
Posted By: jerseypaint
Date Posted: 14 October 2007 at 8:47pm
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Pics needed, badly.
And the fact you lack any contact info what so ever, makes it even more unbelievable. ------------- 
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Posted By: STOcocker
Date Posted: 14 October 2007 at 8:55pm
| How old were they? |
Posted By: Skillet42565
Date Posted: 14 October 2007 at 8:55pm
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One would assume you would have gotten at least names and myspaces :dodgy:
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Posted By: stratoaxe
Date Posted: 14 October 2007 at 9:17pm
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Edited post-Nine trannies are laughing their asses off. ------------- 
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Posted By: travis75
Date Posted: 14 October 2007 at 9:31pm
------------- Hey MPAA, Guess what? 09 f9 11 02 9d 74 e3 5b d8 41 56 c5 63 56 88 c0! |
Posted By: travis75
Date Posted: 14 October 2007 at 9:32pm
------------- Hey MPAA, Guess what? 09 f9 11 02 9d 74 e3 5b d8 41 56 c5 63 56 88 c0! |
Posted By: Ticalxx421
Date Posted: 14 October 2007 at 9:38pm
------------- [IMG]http://i14.tinypic.com/73e0l8j.jpg"> Represent! |
Posted By: Shub
Date Posted: 14 October 2007 at 9:43pm
Yeah, that happens to me all the time. I get sick of it after a while. |
Posted By: travis75
Date Posted: 14 October 2007 at 9:43pm
------------- Hey MPAA, Guess what? 09 f9 11 02 9d 74 e3 5b d8 41 56 c5 63 56 88 c0! |
Posted By: Skillet42565
Date Posted: 14 October 2007 at 9:46pm
Does it matter? -------------
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Posted By: procarbinefreak
Date Posted: 14 October 2007 at 9:48pm
| lol... worst attempt at obtaining an e-penis ever. |
Posted By: Ticalxx421
Date Posted: 14 October 2007 at 9:52pm
When your over a certain age yes, yes it does ------------- [IMG]http://i14.tinypic.com/73e0l8j.jpg"> Represent! |
Posted By: Destruction
Date Posted: 14 October 2007 at 10:33pm
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Your schlong is going to fall off. Sorry. ------------- u dont know what to do ur getting mottor boatted Men are from Magmar, women are from Venusaur. |
Posted By: Gatyr
Date Posted: 14 October 2007 at 10:38pm
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Nah. Like mentioned before, this is so unattainably improbable that it might actually be true. At least it was better than the regular attempt. -------------
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Posted By: ANARCHY_SCOUT
Date Posted: 14 October 2007 at 10:56pm
------------- Gamertag: Kataklysm999 
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Posted By: carl_the_sniper
Date Posted: 14 October 2007 at 11:03pm
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Dude, I was a senior in high school, when I was 15. ------------- <just say no to unnecessarily sexualized sigs> |
Posted By: Mehs
Date Posted: 14 October 2007 at 11:13pm
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How long did you last?
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Posted By: pb125
Date Posted: 14 October 2007 at 11:28pm
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You're an idiot if you believe this.
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Posted By: Bunkered
Date Posted: 15 October 2007 at 2:29am
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Good question Mehs.
Most virgins would probably nut before anything was able to happen upon realizing that 8 hot chicks were about to do him at the same time. Shame on you if you're lying. Don't falsely get my hopes up that something that awesome can actually happen to anyone. ------------- 
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Posted By: stratoaxe
Date Posted: 15 October 2007 at 3:11am
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There's just so much wrong with that story, I don't even know where to begin. I have a friend who used to tell a story like this, only it instead of eight girls on a beach drunk, it was five girls in the woods with a keg. That's why I'm honestly laughing my ass off at home. Not saying you're lying, but you of course realize that posting a story like this immediately subjects you to the cruelest criticism, up to and including a degrading title. There are specifics to this story you need answer me before I make judgement though- A:) Abiding by forum rules, give us an idea of what exactly happened. No virgin gets it in eight chicks without blowing his load. Not happening. B:) Did you actually have sex, or did eight girls just screw with your head for an hour or so? Sounds to me they saw an inexperienced little man and decided to see if they could get him to squirt his swim trunks. Which brings us to... C:) If they just played around with you until you produced sperm, you're still a virgin. Sorry. -------------
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Posted By: Yeoman
Date Posted: 15 October 2007 at 12:02pm
I lol'd hard. ------------- 
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Posted By: Hades
Date Posted: 15 October 2007 at 12:52pm
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I find it odd that none of these 8 girls were on their menstrual cycle.
Also how did these high school seniors acquire enough alcohol for all eight people to get drunk in a state in which they did not live? Also how did these out of towners, just happen to find a secluded beach front jacuzzi? Where were all the other people walking by on the beach? -------------
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Posted By: Man Bites Dog
Date Posted: 15 October 2007 at 1:00pm
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I got drunk and ended up making out with one of my best friends. For me, it is just lame enough to be true. ------------- 
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Posted By: Ken Majors
Date Posted: 15 October 2007 at 2:16pm
Wow....how drunk was this dude? I mean I've seen pictures of you and there is no mistaking you for a male.  ------------- RLTW |
Posted By: Ticalxx421
Date Posted: 15 October 2007 at 3:56pm
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Really? I can answer some of these questions 1. If they are all tight knit friends they could all get the icky around the same time. ------------- [IMG]http://i14.tinypic.com/73e0l8j.jpg"> Represent! |
Posted By: bravecoward
Date Posted: 15 October 2007 at 5:21pm
uhm.. ------------- 
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Posted By: usafpilot07
Date Posted: 15 October 2007 at 5:29pm
He's right. Close-knit friends, or even a group of girls that spend a LOT of time around each other often have their periods at or near the same time. Humans are pack animals. Just like, if you weren't paying attention to it, and held a conversation with someone, after a while, your breathing, and often heartbeats(if both subjects are of about the same physical condition) will match up. ------------- Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo |
Posted By: Dye Playa
Date Posted: 15 October 2007 at 5:56pm
Yea, I heard that too. That's why most moms/daughters/other girls living in the same house usually get it around the same day. -------------
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Posted By: Benjichang
Date Posted: 15 October 2007 at 5:59pm
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Posted By: travis75
Date Posted: 15 October 2007 at 6:36pm
I only "did it" with 2 or maybe 3 of the girls, was very interesting and i only think i lasted maybe 5 minutes, because after the lap dance i stood up but my legs were all shaky and i was about [finished.] However even after i [finished,] i still [hung out] with the girls, [hugging] them and whatnot. I did not [visit with] all 8 of the girls but i was [involved] with them all. As for parts B and C, it was not in my bathing suit and i was the one [doing work] so i think that satisfies the definition. as for you semantic people, it was really more of a 3-some with 5 other girls engaging in n-somes around me. But at times i was [interacting] with all of the girls. ------------- Hey MPAA, Guess what? 09 f9 11 02 9d 74 e3 5b d8 41 56 c5 63 56 88 c0! |
Posted By: bravecoward
Date Posted: 15 October 2007 at 6:40pm
from a lap dance 
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Posted By: Yomillio
Date Posted: 15 October 2007 at 6:43pm
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I think its possible, but I'm skeptical. I have doubts about it being completely secluded except for you and 8 random females. ------------- 
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Posted By: travis75
Date Posted: 15 October 2007 at 7:29pm
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Posted By: JohnnyCanuck
Date Posted: 15 October 2007 at 8:28pm
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laf at title, about sums it up. ------------- Imagine there’s a picture of your favourite thing here. |
Posted By: travis75
Date Posted: 15 October 2007 at 9:46pm
 ------------- Hey MPAA, Guess what? 09 f9 11 02 9d 74 e3 5b d8 41 56 c5 63 56 88 c0! |
Posted By: Bunkered
Date Posted: 15 October 2007 at 10:51pm
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That brings up a good point.
Were that me, I honestly might want to commit suicide immediately afterwards. Because its never going to get that good again. Ever. -------------
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Posted By: travis75
Date Posted: 15 October 2007 at 11:01pm
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^^I am actually depressed about it. I wish i would have gotten contact info of these 8 girls.
------------- Hey MPAA, Guess what? 09 f9 11 02 9d 74 e3 5b d8 41 56 c5 63 56 88 c0! |
Posted By: Ticalxx421
Date Posted: 15 October 2007 at 11:05pm
You should really do it. I Mean that too. ------------- [IMG]http://i14.tinypic.com/73e0l8j.jpg"> Represent! |
Posted By: ANARCHY_SCOUT
Date Posted: 15 October 2007 at 11:10pm
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Closet thing that ever happened similar to that was I was having a party and we were all pretty drunk, me and the girlfriend were off for some alone time when she asked her best friend if she wanted to join. Since the best friend was sober she politely turned it down.
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