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Dear Father, for I have sinned...

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Topic: Dear Father, for I have sinned...

Posted By: sporx
Subject: Dear Father, for I have sinned...
Date Posted: 20 October 2007 at 2:24am

I got my arm stuck in a stuffed animal crane machine.

what are your recent sins? (forum appropriate)

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Posted By: 636andy636.
Date Posted: 20 October 2007 at 2:55am

120 km/h in a 110 zone in a pretty big rain and wind storm.

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Posted By: BooksAndLeaves
Date Posted: 20 October 2007 at 3:30am

it's "forgive me father"

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Posted By: High Voltage
Date Posted: 20 October 2007 at 4:05am

BooksAndLeaves wrote:

it's "forgive me father"

This man speaks the truth.

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Posted By: bishopisback
Date Posted: 20 October 2007 at 5:46am

bestiality

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Posted By: Heres To You
Date Posted: 20 October 2007 at 6:01am

Cursing, Drinking, Pre-marital sex...

Take your pick.

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Posted By: choopie911
Date Posted: 20 October 2007 at 7:10am

I'm drunk right now? Sex before marriage? Illegal substance use? Software Piracy?

Posted By: Horsepower
Date Posted: 20 October 2007 at 9:04am

90 MPH + in a 25 MPH zone.

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Come Get Some !

Posted By: choopie911
Date Posted: 20 October 2007 at 9:06am

Horsepower wrote:

90 MPH + in a 25 MPH zone.

Pulled over at 150 in a 90 zone in a rental, 6 years under the required age (no ticket luckily)

Posted By: procarbinefreak
Date Posted: 20 October 2007 at 9:10am

i'm wearing a poly-blend shirt... and i had shrimp last night!

to hell i go!

Posted By: Horsepower
Date Posted: 20 October 2007 at 9:15am

choopie911 wrote:

Horsepower wrote:

90 MPH + in a 25 MPH zone.

Pulled over at 150 in a 90 zone in a rental, 6 years under the required age (no ticket luckily)

But thats not MPH correct. Pssh Canadians.

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Come Get Some !

Posted By: sporx
Date Posted: 20 October 2007 at 11:22am

BooksAndLeaves wrote:

it's "forgive me father"

yes i know. i didn't want it to sound all the way religiony. (it's a touchy subject) so i said "dear"

if it really bothers you that much, then i'll change it.

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Posted By: Da Hui
Date Posted: 20 October 2007 at 11:23am

ZOMG YOU HATH OFFENDED MY JESUS NO SUFFER HIS WRATH!!!!

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Posted By: Dye Playa
Date Posted: 20 October 2007 at 11:24am

Horsepower wrote:

choopie911 wrote:

Horsepower wrote:

90 MPH + in a 25 MPH zone.

Pulled over at 150 in a 90 zone in a rental, 6 years under the required age (no ticket luckily)

But thats not MPH correct. Pssh Canadians.

Yea 150 canda is like highway speed.

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Posted By: White o Light
Date Posted: 20 October 2007 at 12:26pm

sporx wrote:

BooksAndLeaves wrote:

it's "forgive me father"

yes i know. i didn't want it to sound all the way religiony. (it's a touchy subject) so i said "dear"

if it really bothers you that much, then i'll change it.

I mean it still sounds pretty religious, but written by someone who doesn't know what they are talking about.

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Posted By: Ticalxx421
Date Posted: 20 October 2007 at 12:36pm

Everything I do on a daily basis is a sin. Imma Badass

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Posted By: Benjichang
Date Posted: 20 October 2007 at 12:39pm

Sin?

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Posted By: Horsepower
Date Posted: 20 October 2007 at 12:45pm

choopie911 wrote:

Horsepower wrote:

90 MPH + in a 25 MPH zone.

Pulled over at 150 in a 90 zone in a rental, 6 years under the required age (no ticket luckily)

I used a converter, you were doin like 90 in a 55.

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Come Get Some !

Posted By: DeTrevni
Date Posted: 20 October 2007 at 1:13pm

I can't drive...

... FIFTY FIVE!!!

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Posted By: little devil
Date Posted: 20 October 2007 at 1:30pm

speedings a sin?

Posted By: Funky
Date Posted: 20 October 2007 at 2:11pm

Bacon cheeseburger.

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Posted By: Da Hui
Date Posted: 20 October 2007 at 2:33pm

Funky wrote:

Bacon cheeseburger.

Classy.

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Posted By: BARREL BREAK
Date Posted: 20 October 2007 at 5:47pm

Benjichang wrote:

Sin?

Posted By: Cheesus
Date Posted: 20 October 2007 at 5:56pm

Da Hui wrote:

ZOMG YOU HATH OFFENDED MY JESUS NO SUFFER HIS WRATH!!!!

huh? wha?

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Forum God

Posted By: BARREL BREAK
Date Posted: 20 October 2007 at 6:02pm

The Lord hath appeared!
All hail his gooeyness!

Posted By: BooksAndLeaves
Date Posted: 20 October 2007 at 7:06pm

sporx wrote:

BooksAndLeaves wrote:

it's "forgive me father"

yes i know. i didn't want it to sound all the way religiony. (it's a touchy subject) so i said "dear"

if it really bothers you that much, then i'll change it.

i think you just pulled that excuse out of your ass...

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Posted By: rednekk98
Date Posted: 20 October 2007 at 8:24pm

BooksAndLeaves wrote:

sporx wrote:

BooksAndLeaves wrote:

it's "forgive me father"

yes i know. i didn't want it to sound all the way religiony. (it's a touchy subject) so i said "dear"

if it really bothers you that much, then i'll change it.

i think you just pulled that excuse out of your ass...

sporx can now add sodomy to her recent sins?

but yeah....anyways, my recent list includes:

reading a Richard Dawkins book and agreeing with it(blashphemy)

touching myself at night(casting my seed upon the earth)

fantasizing while I did it(lust)

drinking my parents beer when I ran out(gluttony)

Posted By: Benjichang
Date Posted: 20 October 2007 at 8:27pm

Yay, alcoholism.

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Posted By: evillepaintball
Date Posted: 20 October 2007 at 8:27pm

130mph in a 35mph zone?

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Posted By: stratoaxe
Date Posted: 20 October 2007 at 8:54pm

Hmm...sex and alcohol I suppose. Probably some smaller sins thrown in for good measure.

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Posted By: sporx
Date Posted: 21 October 2007 at 1:40am

evillepaintball wrote:

130mph in a 35mph zone?

oh that's just wrong!

i didn't tip the waiter at a Mexican Restaurant.

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Posted By: Snipa69
Date Posted: 21 October 2007 at 1:46am

Psh,

When I sin, I don't half ass it ;-) Can't really say most of mine on the forums.

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