Free thing.
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Topic: Free thing.
Posted By: Skillet42565
Subject: Free thing.
Date Posted: 21 October 2007 at 7:48pm
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I have in my possession an object. This object will be yours, if you can prove to me that you deserve this object the most. It is a surprise. Begin. ------------- 
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Posted By: Da Hui
Date Posted: 21 October 2007 at 7:49pm
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I was chased by a Raptor once off 210. I only survived because I threw my shoes at it so as to distract it.
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Posted By: RoboCop
Date Posted: 21 October 2007 at 7:54pm
| I can send you noodz. |
Posted By: Skillet42565
Date Posted: 21 October 2007 at 7:55pm
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Then send them.
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Posted By: RoboCop
Date Posted: 21 October 2007 at 7:55pm
| Is object in your possesion worthy of noodz? |
Posted By: Linus
Date Posted: 21 October 2007 at 7:58pm
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I can send you Robo's noodz. ------------- 
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Posted By: Skillet42565
Date Posted: 21 October 2007 at 8:00pm
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If you do not trust me, you do not deserve to get the object, RoboCop.
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Posted By: RoboCop
Date Posted: 21 October 2007 at 8:01pm
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Linus: Did you get my address and spy on me? Are you mad because we haven't gone paintballing yet? Edit: I don't trust you, skillet, because you are skillet. |
Posted By: Linus
Date Posted: 21 October 2007 at 8:04pm
Robo... you're less then 30 min away and we've played at the same field... not that hard to find you 
BTW on that topic... you strato and me need to do it soon, but it can't be this weekend, I'll be in Canada. -------------
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Posted By: procarbinefreak
Date Posted: 21 October 2007 at 8:07pm
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I provided you with a fairly good deal for the empire timmy. therefore... I think you owe it to me. |
Posted By: RoboCop
Date Posted: 21 October 2007 at 8:12pm
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I guess you didn't show up at the last KMT? Otherwise, my team still has practices here and there for an upcoming 4 man tourney. We might be going to DFW pro every once in awhile now. |
Linus wrote:Posted By: Enmity
Date Posted: 21 October 2007 at 8:13pm
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I am responsible for the death of JFK. ------------- 
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Posted By: usafpilot07
Date Posted: 21 October 2007 at 8:20pm
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I'm me. /game over. ------------- Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo |
Posted By: Skillet42565
Date Posted: 21 October 2007 at 8:26pm
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A few good candidates right now... with Funky in the lead for his amazing help from earlier. You guys need to step up or step out.
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Posted By: Linus
Date Posted: 21 October 2007 at 8:26pm
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I have $100 in my PP account.
Not that I'd give it to you.. you DID say free. -------------
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Posted By: Skillet42565
Date Posted: 21 October 2007 at 8:28pm
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Indeed, it is free. So your PayPal account is worthless to me.
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Posted By: usafpilot07
Date Posted: 21 October 2007 at 8:28pm
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You know what I love? Dorito players. They really are the anchor of stability on the paintball field. ------------- Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo |
Posted By: scrumsguy
Date Posted: 21 October 2007 at 8:30pm
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because I was dropped on my head as a child ------------- Help support the Youth In Asia! Member Of Sgt. Peppers Lonely Hearts Club Band |
Posted By: Linus
Date Posted: 21 October 2007 at 8:30pm
Snake wins the game. I refuse to EVER play on the dorito side in rec ball. I simply do NOT trust my team to cover the snake correctly. -------------
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Posted By: SSOK
Date Posted: 21 October 2007 at 8:33pm
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I am about damn broke, and have a bunch of crap to pay for. I'm cheap, so just about anything for free drives me crazy. If I found a rusty POS 1982 F150 that needed work for free, I would be the happiest forumer in all of Tippmann-Land. And I'm sure what you have is better than a rusty POS 1982 F150 that doesnt run. ------------- 
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Posted By: carl_the_sniper
Date Posted: 21 October 2007 at 8:38pm
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If I actually did send you noodz, would I win?
If no, you are getting them anyways. ------------- <just say no to unnecessarily sexualized sigs> |
Posted By: usafpilot07
Date Posted: 21 October 2007 at 8:39pm
Nonono. There is nothing more important in the sport of paintball than those loyal, dedicated souls that work tirelessly to hold down the dorito side as the flashy, big headed snake players take the glory. I say it's time to recognize the other side. ------------- Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo |
Posted By: Skillet42565
Date Posted: 21 October 2007 at 8:46pm
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lol @ usaf You're really trying here... I love this. I will tell you all that the secret object is something very useful. And Carl, n00dz will help your case. -------------
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Posted By: procarbinefreak
Date Posted: 21 October 2007 at 8:53pm
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i can get you any information you want of Rambino <_< >_> |
Posted By: carl_the_sniper
Date Posted: 21 October 2007 at 8:55pm
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Posted By: Skillet42565
Date Posted: 21 October 2007 at 8:59pm
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I promise you nothing. You tend to fail, so you are starting with negative points anyway. Also, PM that info carb :D -------------
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Posted By: carl_the_sniper
Date Posted: 21 October 2007 at 9:07pm
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Posted By: usafpilot07
Date Posted: 21 October 2007 at 9:07pm
You occasionally enter irc. I think you know the answer to that. ------------- Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo |
Posted By: carl_the_sniper
Date Posted: 21 October 2007 at 9:12pm
So skillet: Just to warn you, there is a 50/50 chance of getting goatse style pics. ------------- <just say no to unnecessarily sexualized sigs> |
Posted By: Skillet42565
Date Posted: 21 October 2007 at 9:14pm
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If I do not receive quality n00dz, you simply have no chance to win. Its up to you.
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Posted By: carl_the_sniper
Date Posted: 21 October 2007 at 9:19pm
Is goatse style a no? Do they have to be artsy? Fetish? (foot prefered) ------------- <just say no to unnecessarily sexualized sigs> |
Posted By: Skillet42565
Date Posted: 21 October 2007 at 9:47pm
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I have a fetish for ladles. Work with that.
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Posted By: carl_the_sniper
Date Posted: 21 October 2007 at 10:04pm
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Posted By: brihard
Date Posted: 21 October 2007 at 10:06pm
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I had sex with nine women last night. True story.
------------- "Abortion is not "choice" in America. It is forced and the democrats are behind it, with the goal of eugenics at its foundation." -FreeEnterprise, 21 April 2011. Yup, he actually said that. |
Posted By: Uncle Rudder
Date Posted: 21 October 2007 at 10:06pm
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2 girls 1 cup style n00dz for the win ------------- 
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Posted By: jerseypaint
Date Posted: 21 October 2007 at 10:08pm
Feel free to touch yourslef. ....So, do I win? ------------- 
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Posted By: *Stealth*
Date Posted: 21 October 2007 at 10:09pm
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I'll mail you a odd food package. With condoms that I've never used... ... except by myself. ------------- |
Posted By: carl_the_sniper
Date Posted: 21 October 2007 at 10:21pm
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What if I write your name on my testicles and take a picture?
I hope that tonight I will become the first forumer to actually produce promised noodz. ------------- <just say no to unnecessarily sexualized sigs> |
Posted By: usafpilot07
Date Posted: 21 October 2007 at 10:22pm
If by "first" you mean; "not first, and not even second or third," then yes, yes you will be. ------------- Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo |
Posted By: Benjichang
Date Posted: 21 October 2007 at 10:23pm
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I like waffles.
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Posted By: Skillet42565
Date Posted: 21 October 2007 at 10:25pm
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this race is getting interesting, keep it coming
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Posted By: carl_the_sniper
Date Posted: 21 October 2007 at 10:25pm
Yeah... who else? ------------- <just say no to unnecessarily sexualized sigs> |
Posted By: usafpilot07
Date Posted: 21 October 2007 at 10:49pm
Choop, SS, Sporx(pm me for copies), etc. Spend more time in IRC, you'd know these things. EDIT: Spr0x, you have a stalker
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Posted By: carl_the_sniper
Date Posted: 21 October 2007 at 10:54pm
By the way skillet, you never said if that would be acceptable or not. ------------- <just say no to unnecessarily sexualized sigs> |
Posted By: carl_the_sniper
Date Posted: 21 October 2007 at 10:57pm
No, not just sporx. I wanted all the noodz. ------------- <just say no to unnecessarily sexualized sigs> |
Posted By: Skillet42565
Date Posted: 21 October 2007 at 10:58pm
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Actually, Choop and Sporx have both written my name on their testicles. So.. yeah. Also, I need to see a ladle in there with it, carl.
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Posted By: usafpilot07
Date Posted: 21 October 2007 at 11:01pm
I would suggest a necessity for him to be wearing a maid's outfit, whilst "serving" said testicles/scrotum to his dog(which must be in a doggy tuxedo) ------------- Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo |
Posted By: -ProDigY-
Date Posted: 21 October 2007 at 11:01pm
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MY FREAKING EYEBALL ------------- 
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Posted By: Skillet42565
Date Posted: 21 October 2007 at 11:04pm
Done. Do that and you are pretty much gonna win carl -------------
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Posted By: -ProDigY-
Date Posted: 21 October 2007 at 11:04pm
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Posted By: -ProDigY-
Date Posted: 21 October 2007 at 11:05pm
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Posted By: Skillet42565
Date Posted: 21 October 2007 at 11:09pm
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Prod, come on over an I'll hand it to you in person.
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Posted By: procarbinefreak
Date Posted: 21 October 2007 at 11:11pm
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i'll send you an autographed picture of me. it will be worth millions one day. |
Posted By: Skillet42565
Date Posted: 21 October 2007 at 11:12pm
Send me an autographed burberry headband and its yours  -------------
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Posted By: Styro Folme
Date Posted: 21 October 2007 at 11:18pm
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this is starting to get weird. Also, in before CP. ------------- X |
Posted By: carl_the_sniper
Date Posted: 21 October 2007 at 11:25pm
How about a picture of a dog in a tuxedo? It will be this picture:  ------------- <just say no to unnecessarily sexualized sigs> |
Posted By: choopie911
Date Posted: 21 October 2007 at 11:28pm
| I'm the official forum mooch, and have been for years. I'm a longtime member in good standing, and I'm currently hosting the java irc client for anyone who wants to go on PBC. I posted epic pictures in my luchador mask, and have good plans for my upcoming 20k post party. I'd like to be considered for this object |
Posted By: Skillet42565
Date Posted: 21 October 2007 at 11:33pm
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Choop, I took you into consideration while making this thread, even though you despise me. You are a well qualified candidate for this. Prodigy is also quite qualified, being fluent in 2 languages, and overall awesome at giving oral sex. -------------
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Posted By: procarbinefreak
Date Posted: 21 October 2007 at 11:38pm
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skill... i'd be willing to give you the headband. autographed of course. |
Posted By: BARREL BREAK
Date Posted: 21 October 2007 at 11:44pm
| As the most eloquent and loquacious forum denizen, I offer my services to construct any form of erotic fiction you wish, between any number of forumers, myself included. |
Posted By: Skillet42565
Date Posted: 21 October 2007 at 11:50pm
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Oh my... that IS a tempting offer...
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Posted By: BARREL BREAK
Date Posted: 21 October 2007 at 11:53pm
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Indeed.
An addendum: If pictures are available of the members, then photoshops can be provided to 'enhance' the experience. |
Posted By: Skillet42565
Date Posted: 21 October 2007 at 11:57pm
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Oh God... I'm not sure I can hold out now for more offers...
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Posted By: procarbinefreak
Date Posted: 21 October 2007 at 11:59pm
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i'd be willing to pose in any way shape or form to help barrel break's story. and that's not an offer for the free thing... that's just doing a public service. |
Posted By: ANARCHY_SCOUT
Date Posted: 21 October 2007 at 11:59pm
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I will give you the secret to ever lasting lulz.
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Posted By: BARREL BREAK
Date Posted: 22 October 2007 at 12:00am
| pcf- You are a gentleman and a scholar. |
Posted By: Skillet42565
Date Posted: 22 October 2007 at 12:00am
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PM me the secret, and if it is true I will ship out tomorrow.
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Posted By: ANARCHY_SCOUT
Date Posted: 22 October 2007 at 12:01am
actually I lied I just thought it sounded good... ------------- Gamertag: Kataklysm999
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Posted By: *Stealth*
Date Posted: 22 October 2007 at 12:02am
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My penis is over 7 and a half inches long. That alone should get me something free. ------------- |
Posted By: Ticalxx421
Date Posted: 22 October 2007 at 12:02am
------------- [IMG]http://i14.tinypic.com/73e0l8j.jpg"> Represent! |
Posted By: BARREL BREAK
Date Posted: 22 October 2007 at 12:06am
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Posted By: Skillet42565
Date Posted: 22 October 2007 at 12:07am
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Oh snap...
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Posted By: *Stealth*
Date Posted: 22 October 2007 at 12:08am
MINT CONDITION! NEVER USED! ------------- |
Posted By: Skillet42565
Date Posted: 22 October 2007 at 12:09am
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More like heavily abused, one owner?
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Posted By: *Stealth*
Date Posted: 22 October 2007 at 12:11am
Well, it's only minor wear. But it still could be new in your box. /pun of the day ------------- |
Posted By: BARREL BREAK
Date Posted: 22 October 2007 at 12:12am
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Posted By: Skillet42565
Date Posted: 22 October 2007 at 12:13am
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I have narrowed it down to Barrelbreak, Choopie, Stealth, and carbinefreak. -------------
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Posted By: ANARCHY_SCOUT
Date Posted: 22 October 2007 at 12:13am
Fixed ------------- Gamertag: Kataklysm999
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Posted By: *Stealth*
Date Posted: 22 October 2007 at 12:14am
No, if I got minors, that would mean I still INFACT got with a female. Which is untrue. The item has only ever been used by its one previous owner, it was used once, maybe twice a day, at MOST 9 times, for the past several years. Minor scratches on the surface. ------------- |
Posted By: BARREL BREAK
Date Posted: 22 October 2007 at 12:15am
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Posted By: *Stealth*
Date Posted: 22 October 2007 at 12:17am
Well, I guess fetuses are more of a un-gendered amphibian - So I suppose you're right. ------------- |
Posted By: BARREL BREAK
Date Posted: 22 October 2007 at 12:18am
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Posted By: *Stealth*
Date Posted: 22 October 2007 at 12:18am
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Skillet, I would send you a poster, of my penis.
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Posted By: BARREL BREAK
Date Posted: 22 October 2007 at 12:18am
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Posted By: *Stealth*
Date Posted: 22 October 2007 at 12:19am
well, 13x19 - so - a bit under half a door. ------------- |
Posted By: Skillet42565
Date Posted: 22 October 2007 at 8:21am
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Has to be a full door. Also, I would prefer if the contest didn't cost anyone over 0 dollars. -------------
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Posted By: Da Hui
Date Posted: 22 October 2007 at 8:30am
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I will send you *Stealth*'s actual penis.
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Posted By: reifidom
Date Posted: 22 October 2007 at 8:33am
Oooo, you took my offer. Perhaps I'll just offer a short story written in dedication. Should I ever publish, it will remain dedicated to you. I could throw in my streaking picture sans the black box. That's quality. ------------- 
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Posted By: -ProDigY-
Date Posted: 22 October 2007 at 8:56am
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Posted By: scotchyscotch
Date Posted: 22 October 2007 at 9:19am
| I know where you live. |
Posted By: High Voltage
Date Posted: 22 October 2007 at 9:37am
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I got skipped on last year's PBC Secret Santa when MBro disappeared, so send me something?
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Posted By: usafpilot07
Date Posted: 22 October 2007 at 10:39am
Dorito players are a dying breed. They are useless on the field, inferior gun fighters, and generally boring to watch. ------------- Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo |
Posted By: Skillet42565
Date Posted: 22 October 2007 at 10:42am
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lol, I think I'm one hell of a gunfighter. Screw off glory hog. Also, reif, promise to marry me.
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Posted By: reifidom
Date Posted: 22 October 2007 at 10:43am
I didn't want to have to go there... That had better be one hell of a free thing. -------------
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Posted By: Skillet42565
Date Posted: 22 October 2007 at 10:46am
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Its nothing great. At all, I just like making people jump through hoops. but anyway, I deem you the winner due to your overall quality of win lately. PM me address for the free thing. I'll have to ship it out on saturday though. -------------
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Posted By: Da Hui
Date Posted: 22 October 2007 at 10:57am
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So, what is the free thing?
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Posted By: Skillet42565
Date Posted: 22 October 2007 at 10:57am
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The free thing is not for you to know about. Only a couple people know what it is. Reifidom will soon be one of them.
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Posted By: pntbl freak
Date Posted: 22 October 2007 at 10:58am
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Posted By: Skillet42565
Date Posted: 22 October 2007 at 10:59am
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Posted By: procarbinefreak
Date Posted: 22 October 2007 at 11:09am
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lol i know what it is!!! i'm very tempted to start another free sticker giveaway soon... |