My girlfriend gives crappy massages
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Topic: My girlfriend gives crappy massages
Posted By: .636
Subject: My girlfriend gives crappy massages
Date Posted: 05 November 2007 at 2:22am
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Posted By: choopie911
Date Posted: 05 November 2007 at 2:23am
sucks for you 
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Posted By: Hysteria
Date Posted: 05 November 2007 at 2:23am
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Holy moley! |
Posted By: .636
Date Posted: 05 November 2007 at 2:24am
Yeah, I have a moderately moley back, Tis what my doctor said last week when I got them all checked out. ------------- |
Hysteria wrote:Posted By: Ticalxx421
Date Posted: 05 November 2007 at 2:45am
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Looks painful. It really sucks when they break the skin though and you wake up with bloody sheets.
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Posted By: Darur
Date Posted: 05 November 2007 at 4:05am
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Posted By: Heres To You
Date Posted: 05 November 2007 at 4:51am
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I guess if you into that. I tell girls to stop when they try and pull that...
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Posted By: Skillet42565
Date Posted: 05 November 2007 at 8:09am
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Ok.
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Posted By: tippmannfreak
Date Posted: 05 November 2007 at 8:35am
| congrats...ur so cool |
Posted By: Boss_DJ
Date Posted: 05 November 2007 at 8:58am
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um...what the hell?
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Posted By: NotDaveEllis
Date Posted: 05 November 2007 at 9:32am
| Was she using a strap on. |
Posted By: Man Bites Dog
Date Posted: 05 November 2007 at 10:19am
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Chock full of internet badassery.
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Posted By: carl_the_sniper
Date Posted: 05 November 2007 at 10:36am
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Just be happy that she is willing to touch that back. ------------- <just say no to unnecessarily sexualized sigs> |
Posted By: usafpilot07
Date Posted: 05 November 2007 at 10:43am
Truth, that's just gross looking. ------------- Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo |
Posted By: ¤ Råp¡Ð F¡rè ¤
Date Posted: 05 November 2007 at 10:46am
QFT ------------- 
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Posted By: Benjichang
Date Posted: 05 November 2007 at 11:34am
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Posted By: Monk
Date Posted: 05 November 2007 at 12:02pm
| I saw a big dipper, and a hairy asscrack. |
Posted By: oreomann33
Date Posted: 05 November 2007 at 12:48pm
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Your name is Toby.
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Posted By: .636
Date Posted: 05 November 2007 at 1:52pm
Ahem, It was choopies idea to make this thread. ------------- |
Posted By: White o Light
Date Posted: 05 November 2007 at 2:08pm
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Your back is gross.
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Posted By: .636
Date Posted: 05 November 2007 at 2:10pm
Thank you  ------------- |
Posted By: Horsepower
Date Posted: 05 November 2007 at 3:03pm
Man that back is so gross.
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Posted By: Ticalxx421
Date Posted: 05 November 2007 at 3:30pm
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Posted By: Skillet42565
Date Posted: 05 November 2007 at 3:32pm
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Tical is awfully obsessed with getting a picture of Horsepower...
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Posted By: Horsepower
Date Posted: 05 November 2007 at 3:36pm
It's become borderline creepy now. -------------
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Posted By: Ticalxx421
Date Posted: 05 November 2007 at 3:39pm
Come on Big Boy send me that pic. ------------- [IMG]http://i14.tinypic.com/73e0l8j.jpg"> Represent! |
Posted By: Horsepower
Date Posted: 05 November 2007 at 3:40pm
If you really want a picture of my back I could post it, But I'm afraid you might get some kind of pleasure from it. 
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Posted By: Ticalxx421
Date Posted: 05 November 2007 at 3:42pm
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Posted By: Horsepower
Date Posted: 05 November 2007 at 3:43pm
I suppose there is hair on it. But not like chewbacca or anything. I have blond hair so it would be blond. Not BLACK like some peoples. Also wouldn't have 999999999999999999999999999999993432325325325232539999999999 3544354389543789538587949 moles. -------------
Come Get Some ! |
Posted By: Dye Playa
Date Posted: 05 November 2007 at 3:45pm
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1. That back is disgusting. 2. Your whipped. ------------- 
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Posted By: Yeoman
Date Posted: 05 November 2007 at 4:13pm
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Do not want. ------------- 
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Posted By: Horsepower
Date Posted: 05 November 2007 at 4:15pm
lol. -------------
Come Get Some ! |
Posted By: benttwig33
Date Posted: 05 November 2007 at 7:44pm
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MOLEY MOLEY MOLEY MOLEY MOLEY!!! ------------- Sig is WAY too big. |
Posted By: .636
Date Posted: 05 November 2007 at 8:38pm
I'm a pasty white boy with quite a few moles on my back and some lower back hair. So what? Willing to post picture of your gross back? Probably not. And how am I whipped? ------------- |
Posted By: Dye Playa
Date Posted: 05 November 2007 at 8:48pm
1. Looks like I'm pissing but oh well.  2. If you let a girl gouge your back without saying anything, you my friend are whipped. -------------
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Posted By: Horsepower
Date Posted: 05 November 2007 at 8:50pm
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Lawl, Everytime I see the pic in the first i cringe, thats just nasty, go see a doctor or something.
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Posted By: .636
Date Posted: 05 November 2007 at 8:52pm
I like having my back gouged with her nails, its weird but I like it. + those scratches are not from a massage, which leads me to believe you've never been laid Wear a belt, your pants are falling down Horsepower- about 5 or 6 of them are getting cut off in a few weeks ------------- |
Posted By: choopie911
Date Posted: 05 November 2007 at 8:53pm
I know I wouldn't care if my lady scratched me up like that. You clearly missed the entire point of the scratches if you think they bugged him. |
Posted By: .636
Date Posted: 05 November 2007 at 8:54pm
He is a virgin. He can think they are from me being whipped into a crappy massage if he wants. ------------- |
Posted By: Horsepower
Date Posted: 05 November 2007 at 8:54pm
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How do you sit through that without saying something like, "JUMP OFF WOMAN !"
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Posted By: choopie911
Date Posted: 05 November 2007 at 8:55pm
Someday you'll learn. Someday. |
Posted By: Horsepower
Date Posted: 05 November 2007 at 8:57pm
A back scratch feels good, but he looks like she almost drew blood. To bad she couldn't clean up his back while she was shaving his skin off. -------------
Come Get Some ! |
Posted By: choopie911
Date Posted: 05 November 2007 at 8:58pm
Hahahahahahahaha. Yep, you totally missed it. |
Posted By: Dye Playa
Date Posted: 05 November 2007 at 9:02pm
How you could enjoy that while doin it is beyond me, but if that's what your into...be my guest. Those look like knife wounds, somewhere on the fine line of kinky and brutality....And Horsepower, this whole post went completely over your head lol. And I like my pants like that. Nuts huggers are uncomfortable. -------------
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Posted By: .636
Date Posted: 05 November 2007 at 9:06pm
You don't really notice it too much when your pounding away, you have better feelings going through your body than a little bit of pain. My girl can do that to me when ever and I really don't care, it does not hurt me and feels kinda good in the right mood. ------------- |
Posted By: procarbinefreak
Date Posted: 05 November 2007 at 9:13pm
and the lord said upon the 8th day... let there be lawl. |
Posted By: jerseypaint
Date Posted: 05 November 2007 at 9:24pm
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I always enjoy pain. Biting, scratching, etc. But thats a bit excessive, my back has never looked like that. Doesn't even seem like she dug in, just kinda kept scratching back and forth. ------------- 
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Posted By: usafpilot07
Date Posted: 05 November 2007 at 9:26pm
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Wow, I don't know what's more pathetic. The fact that you tried to show off that you got laid through a lame "my girlfriend gives crappy massages" just so you could show off a scratched up back? Or the fact that you even need to argue with a kid like Horsepower...
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Posted By: Skillet42565
Date Posted: 05 November 2007 at 9:27pm
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lol @ this thread and horsepower
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Posted By: .636
Date Posted: 05 November 2007 at 9:41pm
Well it all started when I sent the picture to choopie to tell him I had a great day. Then he recommended that I make a thread about it, if he never mentioned it. I would have never made the thread And show me the reply where I argued with horsepower. I only directed one sentence towards him that is "about 5-6 of them are getting removed next week" ------------- |
Posted By: choopie911
Date Posted: 05 November 2007 at 9:46pm
| I condone this thread, and lol @ horsepower. |
Posted By: Horsepower
Date Posted: 05 November 2007 at 10:10pm
Wow, I feel stupid... It all makes perfect sense now.... -------------
Come Get Some ! |
Posted By: pb125
Date Posted: 05 November 2007 at 10:19pm
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Choop actually likes this toolbag? My god Andy, you're a loser. Get over yourself. You have sex, awesome. You must be the first man in the history of the earth to do that. Please teach me to be like you.
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Posted By: Horsepower
Date Posted: 05 November 2007 at 10:20pm
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I thought it was tallen because he had using his avatar, that crap was flying so high above my head it's not even funny, I'm like shocked I didn't catch on eariler.
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Come Get Some ! |
Posted By: .636
Date Posted: 05 November 2007 at 10:22pm
I like you too man ------------- |
Posted By: Horsepower
Date Posted: 05 November 2007 at 10:23pm
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Now how in the hell did those scratches get down there horizontally by your ass?
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Posted By: ¤ Råp¡Ð F¡rè ¤
Date Posted: 05 November 2007 at 10:29pm
o rly?
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Posted By: .636
Date Posted: 05 November 2007 at 10:30pm
Please refer to my post 7 posts up from your post. You have no clue who your messing with  ------------- |
Posted By: ANARCHY_SCOUT
Date Posted: 05 November 2007 at 10:58pm
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Wow. This thread was pure lawlz. ------------- Gamertag: Kataklysm999 
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Posted By: tallen702
Date Posted: 06 November 2007 at 12:03am
Andy = New Cover Model for "Internet Tough-Guy Magazine"
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Posted By: Man Bites Dog
Date Posted: 06 November 2007 at 12:08am
Hahaha, so very true. The amount of total lameness in this thread is astounding. -------------
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Posted By: Man Bites Dog
Date Posted: 06 November 2007 at 12:09am
Yeah, funny isn't it? Thats why Andy's last implosion that got him guested was conveniently left open, and had to be locked by someone else. -------------
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Posted By: choopie911
Date Posted: 06 November 2007 at 12:14am
| Yeah whale, you clearly know how things work. Go pat yourself on the back some more for getting into a university newspaper. |
Posted By: Man Bites Dog
Date Posted: 06 November 2007 at 12:18am
That was a heck of a non sequitur, but I will certainly take the publicity. -------------
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Posted By: tallen702
Date Posted: 06 November 2007 at 12:26am
LOL @ the use of latin phrases on the forum! 
but, he does have you there Choop!  ------------- <Removed overly wide sig. Tsk, you know better.> |
Posted By: DeTrevni
Date Posted: 06 November 2007 at 12:26am
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What was said implosion? I missed it. ------------- Evil Elvis: "Detrevni is definally like a hillbilly hippy from hell" 
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Posted By: Man Bites Dog
Date Posted: 06 November 2007 at 12:29am
The transmission thread. Apparently I offended Andy by insisting that younger people tend to think it is cooler to drive a stick shift. It was funny watching him flip. -------------
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Posted By: Shub
Date Posted: 06 November 2007 at 12:29am
| The e-penis in this thread has hit a critically high level. |
Posted By: Man Bites Dog
Date Posted: 06 November 2007 at 12:32am
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Posted By: .636
Date Posted: 06 November 2007 at 1:11am
Yaw mang. I need to get on that magazine Someone shop my mirror knife picture into that magazine cover ------------- |
Posted By: Horsepower
Date Posted: 06 November 2007 at 2:55pm
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This thread officially fails...
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Posted By: Ticalxx421
Date Posted: 06 November 2007 at 3:30pm
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Posted By: Benjichang
Date Posted: 06 November 2007 at 3:54pm
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It's just funny that Andy has to constantly remind us that he has sex. Things like putting a condom in a picture for "a size comparison", etc. This is probably the fourth or fifth thread. It's pretty amusing.
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Posted By: Horsepower
Date Posted: 06 November 2007 at 3:57pm
Say what ? -------------
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Posted By: Da Hui
Date Posted: 06 November 2007 at 4:21pm
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Andy has sex? Pics or shens |
Posted By: Horsepower
Date Posted: 06 November 2007 at 6:23pm
did you not see the first post ? More pictures would be torture. -------------
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Posted By: .636
Date Posted: 06 November 2007 at 8:03pm
I know you guys have high expectations for me =] I thrive to meet those expectations ------------- |
Posted By: Da Hui
Date Posted: 07 November 2007 at 7:51am
| Post a pic of the girl you somehow where able to mate with. |
Posted By: Mephistopheles
Date Posted: 07 November 2007 at 8:31am
Based on his back, I think this is her...  ------------- http://www.tippmann.com/forum/wwf77a/forum_posts.asp?TID=166647&PN=1"> 
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Posted By: reifidom
Date Posted: 07 November 2007 at 8:34am
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lol Complete with the bloody jowls. ------------- 
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Posted By: Uncle Rudder
Date Posted: 07 November 2007 at 11:28am
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So who did you recruit to take the picture? ------------- 
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Posted By: Yeoman
Date Posted: 07 November 2007 at 11:40am
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someone put a bullet in this thread. -------------
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Posted By: usafpilot07
Date Posted: 07 November 2007 at 11:55am
"Hey honey, would you take a picture of my back so I can show it off on the internet?" ------------- Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo |
Posted By: karll
Date Posted: 07 November 2007 at 12:15pm
I wish I had a million dollars. HOT DOG! ------------- PlentifulBalls "It's cool, I'll be dead before I'm not pretty." Gatyr "Stupid things exist."
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Posted By: .636
Date Posted: 07 November 2007 at 3:02pm
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Posted By: Horsepower
Date Posted: 07 November 2007 at 3:11pm
Dude, Ew, Honestly. -------------
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Posted By: Dye Playa
Date Posted: 07 November 2007 at 3:13pm
Ew? Get out. -------------
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Posted By: usafpilot07
Date Posted: 07 November 2007 at 3:17pm
For the first time ever, I agree with horsepower. I don't find her attractive at all. She has a very mature face, and lopsided boobs which appear to be more teh result of a botched surgery rather than uneven footing. ------------- Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo |
Posted By: stratoaxe
Date Posted: 07 November 2007 at 3:25pm
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WAY overrated. And that pic is with makeup. ------------- 
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Posted By: Skillet42565
Date Posted: 07 November 2007 at 3:25pm
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I agree with usaf and horsepower.
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Posted By: Horsepower
Date Posted: 07 November 2007 at 3:28pm
Not lopsided, it's like the implant feel out of one and so it sags. -------------
Come Get Some ! |
Posted By: Da Hui
Date Posted: 07 November 2007 at 6:30pm
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Psh. Everybody in this thread would bone her.
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Posted By: BooksAndLeaves
Date Posted: 07 November 2007 at 7:04pm
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good god how lame can you be...
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