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Topic: I Got Cat Crap On My Lips...
Posted By: .357 Magnum
Subject: I Got Cat Crap On My Lips...
Date Posted: 09 December 2007 at 6:46pm
Well, I put cat crap on my lips today, smeared it on and puckered em up to spread it.








Was at Gander Mountain last night and needed some chap stick, I saw the Gander Mt. brand but then I spotted this stuff. Cat Crap, my dad and I both shared a chuckle and I bought it. Anyone else have funny named stuff ?






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Posted By: choopie911
Date Posted: 09 December 2007 at 6:51pm
I have a mint tin shaped like a NES controller that pwns you, but it doesn't have a "funny" name


Posted By: tippmannfreak
Date Posted: 09 December 2007 at 6:56pm
panther piss, it's really badass glue


Posted By: BooksAndLeaves
Date Posted: 09 December 2007 at 7:02pm
Yeah, I have some of this




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Posted By: .357 Magnum
Date Posted: 09 December 2007 at 7:02pm
Originally posted by tippmannfreak tippmannfreak wrote:

panther piss, it's really badass glue


If I had a kid in first grade or something I would so get them that lmao.


Posted By: Snipa69
Date Posted: 09 December 2007 at 7:33pm
We sold cat crap at my old job. They make an okay anti-fog for your goggles if you board/skii.

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Posted By: .357 Magnum
Date Posted: 09 December 2007 at 7:35pm
I have also seen that Monkey Butt Powder at Gander Mt.


Posted By: Da Hui
Date Posted: 09 December 2007 at 7:39pm
Only you would wipe cat crap on your lips. 

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Posted By: benttwig33
Date Posted: 09 December 2007 at 7:41pm
Boudreaux Butt Paste


I forgot what it does though, I think its a skin lotion.

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Posted By: Reb Cpl
Date Posted: 09 December 2007 at 8:01pm

Originally posted by benttwig33 benttwig33 wrote:

Boudreaux Butt Paste


I forgot what it does though, I think its a skin lotion.

you use it to prevent diaper rash. I have a picture somewhere of a tube that i took at my buddy's house when his daughter was born.



Posted By: Jack Carver
Date Posted: 09 December 2007 at 8:07pm


Posted By: Dye Playa
Date Posted: 09 December 2007 at 8:09pm
Originally posted by .357 Magnum .357 Magnum wrote:

Well, I put cat crap on my lips today, smeared it on and puckered em up to spread it

My first though was a certain number of girls and an object used to hold a beverage


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Posted By: brihard
Date Posted: 09 December 2007 at 8:11pm
Originally posted by Dye Playa Dye Playa wrote:

Originally posted by .357 Magnum .357 Magnum wrote:

Well, I put cat crap on my lips today, smeared it on and puckered em up to spread it

My first though was a certain number of girls and an object used to hold a beverage


What's the girl:cup ratio?


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Yup, he actually said that.


Posted By: Snake6
Date Posted: 09 December 2007 at 10:28pm
I don't even know what to say about this thread. If it was made by anyone other than HP it might win.

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Posted By: carl_the_sniper
Date Posted: 09 December 2007 at 10:31pm
Originally posted by brihard brihard wrote:


Originally posted by Dye Playa Dye Playa wrote:


Originally posted by .357 Magnum .357 Magnum wrote:

Well, I put cat crap on my lips today, smeared it on and puckered em up to spread it
My first though was a certain number of girls and an object used to hold a beverage
What's the girl:cup ratio?


I do believe that it is two to one.



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Posted By: Cedric
Date Posted: 09 December 2007 at 10:37pm
Your dad only chuckled because he's only seeking something to connect with you on since you're father son relationship is that sad.

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Posted By: .357 Magnum
Date Posted: 09 December 2007 at 10:41pm
Originally posted by Snake6 Snake6 wrote:

I don't even know what to say about this thread. If it was made by anyone other than HP it might win.


Perhaps I'm getting better but you're just afraid to admit it.


Posted By: carl_the_sniper
Date Posted: 09 December 2007 at 10:44pm
Originally posted by .357 Magnum .357 Magnum wrote:


Originally posted by Snake6 Snake6 wrote:

I don't even know what to say about this thread. If it was made by anyone other than HP it might win.
Perhaps I'm getting better but you're just afraid to admit it.


If you fire a million shots, you're bound to hit something.

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Posted By: Snake6
Date Posted: 10 December 2007 at 7:07am
Originally posted by carl_the_sniper carl_the_sniper wrote:

Originally posted by .357 Magnum .357 Magnum wrote:


Originally posted by Snake6 Snake6 wrote:

I don't even know what to say about this thread. If it was made by anyone other than HP it might win.
Perhaps I'm getting better but you're just afraid to admit it.


If you fire a million shots, you're bound to hit something.

Words of wisdom from Carl.


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Posted By: xXK1CK1NVV1NGXx
Date Posted: 10 December 2007 at 7:38am
Originally posted by carl_the_sniper carl_the_sniper wrote:

Originally posted by .357 Magnum .357 Magnum wrote:


Originally posted by Snake6 Snake6 wrote:

I don't even know what to say about this thread. If it was made by anyone other than HP it might win.
Perhaps I'm getting better but you're just afraid to admit it.


If you fire a million shots, you're bound to hit something.


QFT


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Posted By: What to do?
Date Posted: 10 December 2007 at 9:20am
Saw some Udder Cream the other day, *Apply to your udders!* it said...

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