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Topic: Owwwwwww....
Posted By: -ProDigY-
Subject: Owwwwwww....
Date Posted: 14 December 2007 at 8:52am
You know that flap of skin that connects your top lip to your gums?
Somehow I tore mine and it hurts like hell....

That is all.

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Posted By: reifidom
Date Posted: 14 December 2007 at 9:01am
Clearly one of us is a mutant. I lack any significant flap of skin under my top lip.


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Posted By: -ProDigY-
Date Posted: 14 December 2007 at 9:06am
^^FREEAAAK!^^

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Posted By: reifidom
Date Posted: 14 December 2007 at 9:08am
Originally posted by -ProDigY- -ProDigY- wrote:

^^FREEAAAK!^^


If it's me I'm a lame mutant. I'm not even telekinetic.

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Posted By: -ProDigY-
Date Posted: 14 December 2007 at 9:11am
Yeah dude, what a lame power....
"The power to stretch his upper lip an extra 0.4 centimeters..."

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Posted By: reifidom
Date Posted: 14 December 2007 at 9:13am
Someday my ability may save your life.

Someday we all will lack that skin... and pinky toes, which are on their way out.

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Posted By: -ProDigY-
Date Posted: 14 December 2007 at 9:16am
But we wouldn't be able to walk without our pinky toes... They give
us our stability.

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Posted By: reifidom
Date Posted: 14 December 2007 at 9:20am
We will maintain our four significant toes, but look at how pathetic the pinky toe is, barely hanging on. On many people you can see how it's almost being pushed off to the side, as if the foot could narrow very slightly and continue right up to the next toe inward.

None of us will survive to see it, but if there is an afterlife we shall see. We could wager on it, to be paid in the event of an afterlife in which we can observe humanity over an indefinite stretch of time and interact with others who are also deceased.

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Posted By: -ProDigY-
Date Posted: 14 December 2007 at 9:22am
In such a heaven, I would totally bet you my jewel-encrusted harp
that humans MAINTAIN their pinky toes.

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Posted By: reifidom
Date Posted: 14 December 2007 at 9:23am
Originally posted by -ProDigY- -ProDigY- wrote:

In such a heaven, I would totally bet you my jewel-encrusted harp
that humans MAINTAIN their pinky toes.


Then it's done. Pinky toes are the condition, harps the wager.


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Posted By: Shub
Date Posted: 14 December 2007 at 10:24am
What about the aforementioned flap of lip skin?


Posted By: reifidom
Date Posted: 14 December 2007 at 10:30am
Originally posted by Shub Shub wrote:

What about the aforementioned flap of lip skin?


Do you have it? Is it Prodigy or I that's the mutant?


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Posted By: Kristofer
Date Posted: 14 December 2007 at 10:57am
i were 4E shoe width... sooo i dont think I need to worry about having a pinky toe.

as for your lip that sucks.


Posted By: carl_the_sniper
Date Posted: 14 December 2007 at 11:09am
I have it

Couldn't imagine how much it would hurt to tear it because it's fairly thick.

How did you do it?

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Posted By: JohnnyHopper
Date Posted: 14 December 2007 at 11:50am
Originally posted by -ProDigY- -ProDigY- wrote:

You know that flap of skin that connects your top lip to your gums?
Somehow I tore mine and it hurts like hell....

That is all.


Does pie taste better after lip circumcision?

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Posted By: stick_boy_2002
Date Posted: 14 December 2007 at 12:51pm
Originally posted by reifidom reifidom wrote:

We will maintain our four significant toes, but look at how pathetic the pinky toe is, barely hanging on. On many people you can see how it's almost being pushed off to the side, as if the foot could narrow very slightly and continue right up to the next toe inward.

None of us will survive to see it, but if there is an afterlife we shall see. We could wager on it, to be paid in the event of an afterlife in which we can observe humanity over an indefinite stretch of time and interact with others who are also deceased.


my friends pinky toes dont even touch the ground, its gross.

i had that flap of skin but its not really connected any more because ive ripped it 2 or 3 times.

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Posted By: -ProDigY-
Date Posted: 14 December 2007 at 1:14pm
I have no idea how I tore it... It must have been in my sleep.

And this thread clearly demonstrates that reif is, in fact, a mutant.
And he's fat, too.

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Posted By: reifidom
Date Posted: 14 December 2007 at 2:13pm
Originally posted by -ProDigY- -ProDigY- wrote:

And he's fat, too.


Totally.

I got so big I came out the other side and am back on my way up.

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Posted By: ctchofday
Date Posted: 14 December 2007 at 2:30pm
i have the flap... but i have never ripped it... ouch

sorry reifidom... you're teh mutant


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Posted By: Brian Fellows
Date Posted: 14 December 2007 at 2:31pm
I've gotten small cuts on the thing, but never tore it.

I wonder what purpose it serves, anyway?


Posted By: -ProDigY-
Date Posted: 14 December 2007 at 2:36pm
Originally posted by Brian Fellows Brian Fellows wrote:

I've gotten small cuts on the thing, but never tore it.I
wonder what purpose it serves, anyway?


It separates the fatties from the normal people...

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Posted By: Brian Fellows
Date Posted: 14 December 2007 at 2:40pm
Originally posted by -ProDigY- -ProDigY- wrote:

Originally posted by Brian Fellows Brian Fellows wrote:

I've gotten small cuts on the thing, but never tore it.I
wonder what purpose it serves, anyway?


It separates the fatties from the normal people...

Hell, then why do I have one?


Posted By: -ProDigY-
Date Posted: 14 December 2007 at 2:40pm
Clearly you're not a fatty.
And even if you are, you're not a fatty at heart.

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Posted By: reifidom
Date Posted: 14 December 2007 at 2:48pm
This lipism will not stand!

The forum will reject your ways and you will be cast down.

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Posted By: -ProDigY-
Date Posted: 14 December 2007 at 2:53pm
My final solution* is to wipe everyone without that little flap of skin
off the face of the earth. That shouldn't be too tricky since reif is the only
freak weird enough not to have one.


*extremely tasteless

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Posted By: reifidom
Date Posted: 14 December 2007 at 3:00pm
By previous experience, I am exceedingly difficult to kill. Non lip-flappers are very cunning.

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Posted By: .357 Magnum
Date Posted: 14 December 2007 at 3:07pm
Sounds rather painful.


Posted By: a5Tpp789
Date Posted: 14 December 2007 at 4:23pm

that would suck ripping it

 

 

 



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Posted By: bravecoward
Date Posted: 14 December 2007 at 4:45pm
Dude i did that a two months ago and its still not healed.

keeps getting cut every time i yawn


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Posted By: -ProDigY-
Date Posted: 14 December 2007 at 5:02pm
Mine's already started to heal - The mouth is freaking crazy...


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Posted By: DeTrevni
Date Posted: 14 December 2007 at 5:55pm

Win thread. I too have said flap.

And regardless of what part of the body it is, the term "rip" or "tore" in conjunction with any part of my person sounds painful...

 

 



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Posted By: Yomillio
Date Posted: 14 December 2007 at 6:12pm
Yeah, seriously, that must suck.  I too, come included with said lip flap.

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Posted By: Mack
Date Posted: 14 December 2007 at 6:59pm
I've got your back reif.

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Posted By: xXK1CK1NVV1NGXx
Date Posted: 14 December 2007 at 8:03pm
I don't have it, but I am also 290 pounds so I don't get it.

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Posted By: BooksAndLeaves
Date Posted: 14 December 2007 at 10:20pm
oh my god, i can't imagine..... even when i was a little kid i would be scared it would get cut or something

at least it was in your sleep and you didn't have to experience the initial blow


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Posted By: rednekk98
Date Posted: 14 December 2007 at 10:25pm
I've torn the bottom one slightly, it hurt like hell but healed. I have a top one. Reif is even more of a freak than I had previously thought. 


Posted By: Bunkered
Date Posted: 15 December 2007 at 1:52am
Originally posted by -ProDigY- -ProDigY- wrote:

Mine's already started to heal - The mouth is freaking crazy...


Yeah it is.
Last year I almost bit my tongue in half while snowboarding. There was a nice gash across the top and bottom, and plenty of blood. Somehow it was healed in under 2 weeks.

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