Green Poop
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Topic: Green Poop
Posted By: White o Light
Subject: Green Poop
Date Posted: 18 December 2007 at 3:46pm
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The last two times I have pooped it has been green. What is happening to my body?
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Posted By: usafpilot07
Date Posted: 18 December 2007 at 3:47pm
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Have you eaten alot of something blue lately? Blue dye turns crap green. I suffer from aqua-green poo for days after every NPPL event cause of those damned slushies. ------------- Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo |
Posted By: Glassjaw
Date Posted: 18 December 2007 at 3:47pm
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It's all of that devil's tobacco you smoke.
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Posted By: bishopisback
Date Posted: 18 December 2007 at 3:53pm
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You are turning into a mutant. ------------- 
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Posted By: BARREL BREAK
Date Posted: 18 December 2007 at 3:58pm
| http://youtube.com/watch?v=pnIk0npINiE - Poop |
Posted By: DeTrevni
Date Posted: 18 December 2007 at 3:58pm
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I once drank an extra large blue bubble-gum sno-cone (my favorite). I asked for extra syrup. I kid you not, I had vivid blue poo. Twas weird... ------------- Evil Elvis: "Detrevni is definally like a hillbilly hippy from hell" 
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Posted By: karll
Date Posted: 18 December 2007 at 4:04pm
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Happens when you eat a lot of grapes or grape flavored food.
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Posted By: White o Light
Date Posted: 18 December 2007 at 4:09pm
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So I'm not dying then. The only thing I could think of that I've eaten is the Christmas cookie with green icing.
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Posted By: Mehs
Date Posted: 18 December 2007 at 5:12pm
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Must have had tons of dye in your food then.
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Posted By: jmac3
Date Posted: 18 December 2007 at 5:14pm
Dude, I went to a kid on my team's house on saturday. He had like 55 Bawls left from brockton in July. They were all neatly stacked in his room. Kid must have filled bags with them. NPPL and slushie made me think of that. ------------- Que pasa? 
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usafpilot07 wrote:Posted By: Kristofer
Date Posted: 18 December 2007 at 5:19pm
| start watching you are what you eat on bbc america. you'll always have perfect poop if you follow that regime. |
Posted By: +DreX+
Date Posted: 18 December 2007 at 5:25pm
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I Had a really long one once, I'm not sure, but it went the whole length of the bowl and curled... and it was Green! Thats because I ate a bunch of crayons because I lost a bet :( ------------- Insert Fail Here |
Posted By: Brian Fellows
Date Posted: 18 December 2007 at 5:38pm
| Lupus. |
Posted By: carl_the_sniper
Date Posted: 18 December 2007 at 5:41pm
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I saw one in a public toilet once.
It literally had at least a 3 inch diameter. No, i am not exaggerating, I don't even know how that is possible. (goatse guy?) ------------- <just say no to unnecessarily sexualized sigs> |
Posted By: Snake6
Date Posted: 18 December 2007 at 5:42pm
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In MCT everyone had horrible poop. we had one kid who didn't poop for like 3 weeks, when he finally went it looked like a poop sunday. It wrapped all the way around the toilet like twice. Must have been 3 foot long...
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Posted By: scrumsguy
Date Posted: 18 December 2007 at 5:44pm
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my cousin when she was five had green poop then she sat down on some sand and got the poop all over the sand, needless to say we moved spots on the beach ------------- Help support the Youth In Asia! Member Of Sgt. Peppers Lonely Hearts Club Band |
Posted By: Benjichang
Date Posted: 18 December 2007 at 6:03pm
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Beats bloody poop.
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Posted By: carl_the_sniper
Date Posted: 18 December 2007 at 6:18pm
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I had red poop once.
It was the beets from the night before. ------------- <just say no to unnecessarily sexualized sigs> |
Posted By: Skillet42565
Date Posted: 18 December 2007 at 6:35pm
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I got the worst case of green diahrea from eating at the Huddle House once after a Big Game. My friends love the story.
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Posted By: benttwig33
Date Posted: 18 December 2007 at 7:22pm
awsome thread  ------------- Sig is WAY too big. |
Posted By: RoboCop
Date Posted: 18 December 2007 at 8:46pm
| I had purple once. I think Burger King had these really good slushes that were almost black in color. Every time I had them, my poo was purple. |
Posted By: Kristofer
Date Posted: 18 December 2007 at 8:59pm
Thats nothing. we had this one guy who did that every week when we got back from the field on ITB. he took pictures of it each week. he was a squad leader in my platoon. iraq veteran too. was intelligence but lost his secret clearance when he took a koran off of a dead insurgent and was NJP'd. so they made him a grunt. but anyway's, his poop was insanely huge each and every week. |
Posted By: Santa Chewp
Date Posted: 18 December 2007 at 9:01pm
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blue gatorade/ powerade is great for that.
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Posted By: Evil Elvis
Date Posted: 18 December 2007 at 9:27pm
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wow am I the only one who remembers when Mbro posted this in 06? ------------- 
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Posted By: Benjichang
Date Posted: 18 December 2007 at 10:37pm
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Posted By: BARREL BREAK
Date Posted: 18 December 2007 at 10:58pm
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Posted By: DarkSideEchoes
Date Posted: 18 December 2007 at 11:16pm
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I always thought that green poop was the direct product of dehydration... Beer poop is always green.
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Posted By: usafpilot07
Date Posted: 19 December 2007 at 12:04am
I disagree. My beer poop is almost always a light tan color. Though maybe it depends on what brand/type. On the same note, beer poop stinks the most consistently, though not the most awfully. ------------- Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo |