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Topic: Canada is....

Posted By: *Stealth*
Subject: Canada is....
Date Posted: 04 March 2008 at 12:30am

... World renowned

For everything.

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Posted By: *Stealth*
Date Posted: 04 March 2008 at 12:32am

It's a fact people.

A fact.

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WHO says eating pork is safe, but Mexicans have even cut back on their beloved greasy pork tacos. - MSNBC on the Swine Flu

Posted By: *Stealth*
Date Posted: 04 March 2008 at 12:35am

Go ahead, Wiki it.

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WHO says eating pork is safe, but Mexicans have even cut back on their beloved greasy pork tacos. - MSNBC on the Swine Flu

Posted By: DeTrevni
Date Posted: 04 March 2008 at 12:35am

Spammer.

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Posted By: *Stealth*
Date Posted: 04 March 2008 at 12:36am

DeTrevni wrote:

Spammer.

Doesn't make this thread any less of a fact.

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WHO says eating pork is safe, but Mexicans have even cut back on their beloved greasy pork tacos. - MSNBC on the Swine Flu

Posted By: carl_the_sniper
Date Posted: 04 March 2008 at 12:38am

When you are right, you are right.

That is also a fact.

Posted By: *Stealth*
Date Posted: 04 March 2008 at 12:39am

carl_the_sniper wrote:

When you are right, you are right.

That is also a fact.

And he's a Canadian...

... Which makes him world renowned.

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WHO says eating pork is safe, but Mexicans have even cut back on their beloved greasy pork tacos. - MSNBC on the Swine Flu

Posted By: Tical2.0
Date Posted: 04 March 2008 at 11:04am

'merica is world renowned as well

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Posted By: Reb Cpl
Date Posted: 04 March 2008 at 11:25am

*Stealth* wrote:

... World renowned

For everything.

You got that sense too huh?

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Posted By: Boss_DJ
Date Posted: 04 March 2008 at 12:37pm

they say eh instead of what or duhh thats the mighty power of canada

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Posted By: Skillet42565
Date Posted: 04 March 2008 at 3:10pm

Wine is their foremost achievement.

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Posted By: procarbinefreak
Date Posted: 04 March 2008 at 3:14pm

along with moose skin ugg boots.

Posted By: .357 Magnum
Date Posted: 04 March 2008 at 3:25pm

I'm from Michigan and say eh all the time.

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Posted By: Cyberdemon
Date Posted: 04 March 2008 at 3:39pm

I hope no one starts that "Aboot" crap

ive never heard anyone say it

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Posted By: ANARCHY_SCOUT
Date Posted: 04 March 2008 at 4:32pm

Canada sucks.

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Posted By: Smitty
Date Posted: 04 March 2008 at 4:34pm

Where's Canada?

Posted By: Yomillio
Date Posted: 04 March 2008 at 5:10pm

Whats a canada?

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Posted By: Hairball!!!
Date Posted: 04 March 2008 at 5:17pm

Smitty wrote:

Where's Canada?

Right here, duh:

Posted By: +DreX+
Date Posted: 04 March 2008 at 5:19pm

... a joke.

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Posted By: DeTrevni
Date Posted: 04 March 2008 at 5:30pm

Yomillio wrote:

Whats a canada?

Inferior to Texas.

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Posted By: carl_the_sniper
Date Posted: 04 March 2008 at 5:44pm

DeTrevni wrote:

Yomillio wrote:

Whats a canada?

Inferior to Texas.

Nothing is inferior to texas.

Posted By: ANARCHY_SCOUT
Date Posted: 04 March 2008 at 5:47pm

DeTrevni wrote:

Yomillio wrote:

Whats a canada?

Inferior to Texas.

Inferior to Ethiopia as well.

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Posted By: Cyberdemon
Date Posted: 04 March 2008 at 6:43pm

Im going to go play hockey. if i get injured i have free healthcare.

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Posted By: jerseypaint
Date Posted: 04 March 2008 at 6:44pm

carl_the_sniper wrote:

DeTrevni wrote:

Yomillio wrote:

Whats a canada?

Inferior to Texas.

Nothing is inferior to texas.

Tell Texas that...

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Posted By: Reb Cpl
Date Posted: 04 March 2008 at 6:53pm

carl_the_sniper wrote:

DeTrevni wrote:

Yomillio wrote:

Whats a canada?

Inferior to Texas.

Nothing is inferior to my opinions.

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Posted By: DeTrevni
Date Posted: 04 March 2008 at 7:02pm

Yee-haw.

No, but seriously. <3 Texas. One of these days, I'm moving west, where the air is clean, and idiots are sparse.

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Posted By: Man Bites Dog
Date Posted: 04 March 2008 at 7:04pm

Cyberdemon wrote:

if i get injured i have free healthcare.

It is not quite free.

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Posted By: jerseypaint
Date Posted: 04 March 2008 at 7:09pm

DeTrevni wrote:

Yee-haw.No, but seriously. <3 Texas. One of these days, I'm moving west, where the air is clean, and idiots are sparse.

I thought you lived in Texas? More west would be California.

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Posted By: Roll Tide
Date Posted: 04 March 2008 at 7:16pm

carl_the_sniper wrote:

DeTrevni wrote:

Yomillio wrote:

Whats a canada?

Inferior to Texas.

Nothing is inferior to texas.

So Canada=nothing now? Hmm...

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Posted By: DeTrevni
Date Posted: 04 March 2008 at 7:17pm

jerseypaint wrote:

DeTrevni wrote:

Yee-haw.No, but seriously. <3 Texas. One of these days, I'm moving west, where the air is clean, and idiots are sparse.

I thought you lived in Texas? More west would be California.

That's the beautiful thing about my state. It's so effin' big, you can literally pick a climate you want to live in, and live there. I live in southeastern Texas, which is very much a humid plains region. When I say "out west," I mean west Texas, which is scenic desert (rock formations and such) and hill country. For some reason, I love it out in the desert. Not like the Sahara, but northwest, where temperatures are manageable and the humidity is low. I hate humidity.

Edit: You forgot New Mexico and Arizona. Wouldn't mind living in Arizona, either.

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Posted By: Gatyr
Date Posted: 04 March 2008 at 8:04pm

carl_the_sniper wrote:

DeTrevni wrote:

Yomillio wrote:

Whats a canada?

Inferior to Texas.

Nothing is inferior to texas.

Actually, Canada is world renowned for being inferior to Texas.

Which is surprising actually, since it takes ALOT of suck to offset Funky and Choop's awesomeness enough to make it worse than Texas.

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Posted By: choopie911
Date Posted: 04 March 2008 at 9:06pm

Gatyr wrote:

carl_the_sniper wrote:

DeTrevni wrote:

Yomillio wrote:

Whats a canada?

Inferior to Texas.

Nothing is inferior to texas.

Actually, Canada is world renowned for being inferior to Texas. Which is surprising actually, since it takes ALOT of suck to offset Funky and Choop's awesomeness enough to make it worse than Texas.

It's a good thing Funky and I are on essentially opposite sides of the country though... If we stayed together in one place for too long the absence of awesome from the other side would be devastating.

Posted By: bravecoward
Date Posted: 04 March 2008 at 10:27pm

Canada makes the best beer ever: Heineken

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Posted By: carl_the_sniper
Date Posted: 04 March 2008 at 10:29pm

bravecoward wrote:

Canada makes the best beer ever: Heineken

Heineken isin't Canadian fool.

Posted By: carl_the_sniper
Date Posted: 04 March 2008 at 10:30pm

Reb Cpl wrote:

carl_the_sniper wrote:

DeTrevni wrote:

Yomillio wrote:

Whats a canada?

Inferior to Texas.

Nothing is inferior to my opinions.

That was a joke you know?

Posted By: DeTrevni
Date Posted: 04 March 2008 at 10:31pm

carl_the_sniper wrote:

bravecoward wrote:

Canada makes the best beer ever: Heineken

Heineken isin't Canadian fool.

Hey Carl? Ya missed.

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Posted By: DOME_SHOT
Date Posted: 04 March 2008 at 10:39pm

Cyberdemon wrote:

Im going to go play hockey. if i get injured i have free healthcare.

free health care will be pointless if your jugular is sliced by a ice skate

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Posted By: carl_the_sniper
Date Posted: 04 March 2008 at 10:46pm

DeTrevni wrote:

carl_the_sniper wrote:

bravecoward wrote:

Canada makes the best beer ever: Heineken

Heineken isin't Canadian fool.

Hey Carl? Ya missed.

Hmmm?

Posted By: Funky
Date Posted: 04 March 2008 at 11:33pm

Smitty wrote:

Where's Canada?

Marge, anyone could miss Canada. All tucked away down there.

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Posted By: benttwig33
Date Posted: 04 March 2008 at 11:35pm

Cyberdemon wrote:

I hope no one starts that "Aboot" crap

ive never heard anyone say it

I have. My old boss-lady.

It was..........so funny, one situation where I just couldn't contain myself and laughed out loud, along with my 2 other co-workers. She didn't mind :P

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Posted By: Bunkered
Date Posted: 05 March 2008 at 3:02am

carl_the_sniper wrote:

DeTrevni wrote:

Yomillio wrote:

Whats a canada?

Inferior to Texas.

Everything is inferior to Texas.

Fixed.

You don't mess with Texas, just FYI.

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Posted By: DeTrevni
Date Posted: 05 March 2008 at 4:25am

Bunkered wrote:

You don't mess with Texas, just FYI.

Dern skippy. Or else we'll break away from America and kick your &%#$ like we did the Mexicans.

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Posted By: Snake6.
Date Posted: 05 March 2008 at 9:10am

DeTrevni wrote:

Bunkered wrote:

You don't mess with Texas, just FYI.

Dern skippy. Or else we'll break away from America and kick your &%#$ like we did the Mexicans.

Chuck Norris will judo chop you to the throat.

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Date Posted: 05 March 2008 at 8:49pm

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Posted By: brihard
Date Posted: 05 March 2008 at 9:50pm

Ahem. I feel qualified to comment, as 18 hours ago I was in Texas, and then flew back to Canada.

Canada is just about the only thing bigger than Texas. It's also just about the only thing more desolate than Texas.

Texas has one ocean. Canada has two oceans.

Texas has one NHL team. Canada has six NHL teams.

Texas has 129 billion barrels of oil. Canada has 179 billion barrels of oil.

Mexico has 20.8 million people. Canada has 33.2 million people.

Texas has Corona and Bud. Canada has Alexander Keith's. 'Nuff Said.

Canada > Texas.

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Posted By: .357 Magnum
Date Posted: 05 March 2008 at 9:57pm

Sorry I had to,

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Posted By: carl_the_sniper
Date Posted: 05 March 2008 at 10:07pm

I must admit I laughed for some reason /\

Posted By: choopie911
Date Posted: 05 March 2008 at 10:28pm

.357 Magnum wrote:

Sorry I had to,

Posted By: Benjichang
Date Posted: 05 March 2008 at 10:38pm

Meh. Alexander Keith's isn't even a real IPA.

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Posted By: brihard
Date Posted: 05 March 2008 at 10:50pm

Benjichang wrote:

Meh. Alexander Keith's isn't even a real IPA.

I will end you.

Three days from now I fly to Halifax. I'll be visiting the brewery. You will rue the day you slandered Alexander Keith's.

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Posted By: Benjichang
Date Posted: 05 March 2008 at 10:55pm

brihard wrote:

Benjichang wrote:

Meh. Alexander Keith's isn't even a real IPA.

I will end you.

Three days from now I fly to Halifax. I'll be visiting the brewery. You will rue the day you slandered Alexander Keith's.

It's not a true IPA. It's more like a lager.

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wikipedia wrote:

Is Keith's really an IPA?

Many beer aficionados are quick to note that Keith's version of an IPA lacks most of the qualities usually associated with the style: the alcohol percentage is too low (5% http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alcohol_by_volume" title="Alcohol by volume - ABV vs. the expected 5.5% to 6.5%), as is the level of bittering http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hops" title="Hops - hops (less than 20 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/IBU_scale" class="mw-redirect" title="IBU scale - IBU vs. the expected 40-100). It also lacks the fruitiness and heavier body found in most http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ale" title="Ale - ales . Reviewers sometimes express astonishment at what they perceive to be a misleading marketing gimmick. http://beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/6994/264" class="external autonumber" title="http://beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/6994/264" rel="nofollow - [1]

It should be noted that Keith's was marketed as an IPA long before the IPA style gained popularity in craft brewing circles as a revived historic beer style. Although the marketing of Keith's emphasizes fidelity to the brewing principles of its namesake, it is highly unlikely that the current recipe bears any resemblance to the original 19th century version. The name suggests that the original Keith's was a strong, heavily hopped ale; the current product is likely the result of a recipe that has been adjusted over the years in an effort to compete with the growing popularity of lagers.

Despite (or perhaps as a result of) its lack of resemblance to an authentic http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/India_Pale_Ale" title="India Pale Ale - IPA , Alexander Keith's India Pale Ale continues to be Nova Scotia's most popular beer and the number one specialty beer in markets across Canada.

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Posted By: Roll Tide
Date Posted: 05 March 2008 at 11:27pm

brihard wrote:

Ahem. I feel qualified to comment, as 18 hours ago I was in Texas, and then flew back to Canada.

Canada is just about the only thing bigger than Texas. It's also just about the only thing more desolate than Texas.

Texas has one ocean. Canada has two oceans.

Texas has one NHL team. Canada has six NHL teams.

Texas has 129 billion barrels of oil. Canada has 179 billion barrels of oil.

Mexico has 20.8 million people. Canada has 33.2 million people.

Texas has Corona and Bud. Canada has Alexander Keith's. 'Nuff Said.

Canada > Texas.

Nice analysis, but Canada is like 30 times the area of Texas. Therefore, pound-for-pound, or square mile-for-square mile rather, Texas is better than Canada.

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Posted By: Skillet42565
Date Posted: 05 March 2008 at 11:29pm

Benjichang wrote:

Meh. Alexander Keith's isn't even a real IPA.

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Posted By: brihard
Date Posted: 06 March 2008 at 12:12am

Roll Tide wrote:

Nice analysis, but Canada is like 30 times the area of Texas. Therefore, pound-for-pound, or square mile-for-square mile rather, Texas is better than Canada.

I guess everything *isn't* bigger in Texas.

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Posted By: Skillet42565
Date Posted: 06 March 2008 at 12:17am

But it is in your mom. OH SNAPZ

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Posted By: DeTrevni
Date Posted: 06 March 2008 at 4:37am

Skillet42565 wrote:

Benjichang wrote:

Meh. Alexander Keith's isn't even a real IPA.

I laughed so hard...

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Posted By: Mehs
Date Posted: 06 March 2008 at 11:46am

No way man, Minnesota>Wisconsin>Canada>Texas>*

'NUFF SAID ABOOT THIS TOPIC.

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Posted By: Reb Cpl
Date Posted: 06 March 2008 at 12:37pm

Mehs wrote:

No way man, Minnesota>Wisconsin>Canada>Texas>*

'NUFF SAID ABOOT THIS TOPIC.

Minnesota is the Ralph Nader of this topic.

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Posted By: ammolord
Date Posted: 06 March 2008 at 12:57pm

Reb Cpl wrote:

Mehs wrote:

No way man, Minnesota>Wisconsin>Canada>Texas>*

'NUFF SAID ABOOT THIS TOPIC.

Minnesota is the Ralph Nader of this topic.

so is North Dakota.

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Posted By: Cyberdemon
Date Posted: 06 March 2008 at 4:56pm

DOME_SHOT wrote:

Cyberdemon wrote:

Im going to go play hockey. if i get injured i have free healthcare.

free health care will be pointless if your jugular is sliced by a ice skate

There are too many other ways to get injured playing hockey

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Posted By: DeTrevni
Date Posted: 06 March 2008 at 5:03pm

If your information is accurate, you do realize ONE STATE is only a little bit behind an ENTIRE COUNTRY.

Texas, by scale, > Canada.

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Posted By: ANARCHY_SCOUT
Date Posted: 06 March 2008 at 5:28pm

Yea great now that we let Texas know they are useful their going to rub it in our nose's.

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Posted By: fourfiftysix
Date Posted: 06 March 2008 at 7:40pm

we really do say "eh" as much as the you people think..but hey at least when we win the lottery we dont get taxed

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Posted By: brihard
Date Posted: 06 March 2008 at 8:23pm

DeTrevni wrote:

If your information is accurate, you do realize ONE STATE is only a little bit behind an ENTIRE COUNTRY.

Texas, by scale, > Canada.

Canada > Texas > Ecuador > My Bathroom > Remainder of the U.S.

It's science.

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Posted By: DeTrevni
Date Posted: 06 March 2008 at 8:41pm

You know what Texas has that Canadia never will? A souther accent.

Win.

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Posted By: Ilford Rule
Date Posted: 06 March 2008 at 8:53pm

You know what Canada has that Texas never will? Canada.

WIN.

P.S. Brihard, back from exercise? Or is the internet working again?

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Posted By: carl_the_sniper
Date Posted: 06 March 2008 at 9:23pm

DeTrevni wrote:

You know what Texas has that Canadia never will? A souther accent.Win.

Why would we want this again?

Posted By: Skillet42565
Date Posted: 06 March 2008 at 9:30pm

carl_the_sniper wrote:

DeTrevni wrote:

You know what Texas has that Canadia never will? A souther accent.Win.

Why would we want this again?

Chicks with slight southern accents are hot.

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Posted By: jmac3
Date Posted: 06 March 2008 at 9:38pm

Skillet42565 wrote:

carl_the_sniper wrote:

DeTrevni wrote:

You know what Texas has that Canadia never will? A souther accent.Win.

Why would we want this again?

Chicks with slight southern accents are hot.

I do agree with this after the few days I spent in Texas last week...

Though guys with southern accents sound retarded.

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Posted By: TippmannBro
Date Posted: 07 March 2008 at 1:17am

Reb Cpl wrote:

Mehs wrote:

No way man, Minnesota>Wisconsin>Canada>Texas>*

'NUFF SAID ABOOT THIS TOPIC.

Minnesota is the Ralph Nader of this topic.

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Posted By: brihard
Date Posted: 07 March 2008 at 2:38am

Ilford Rule wrote:

P.S. Brihard, back from exercise? Or is the internet working again?

Back from exercise. Saturday I fly out to Halifax for my vacation.

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