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Topic: Cry Moar
Posted By: Tical2.0
Subject: Cry Moar
Date Posted: 25 March 2008 at 1:02am
You know what hurts more then a root canal???

Hyper extending your elbow. Like it really frikin hurts mad when I try to move it in some positions.

This post took me 4 minutes to type. just thought I would throw that out there


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Posted By: <Jeremy>
Date Posted: 25 March 2008 at 1:21am
you know what hurts more then your little booboo.

A Vasectomy


Posted By: bishopisback
Date Posted: 25 March 2008 at 1:24am
I would have never thought...

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Posted By: Tical2.0
Date Posted: 25 March 2008 at 1:27am
Originally posted by <Jeremy> <Jeremy> wrote:

you know what hurts more then your little booboo.

A Vasectomy
Only stupid people get a vasectomy. Real men make the women get there tubes tied


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Posted By: Mehs
Date Posted: 25 March 2008 at 1:30am
I'd expect you to be good at one hand typing...

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Posted By: Tical2.0
Date Posted: 25 March 2008 at 1:37am
Originally posted by Mehs Mehs wrote:

I'd expect you to be good at one hand typing...
I am good a typing with on hand, and thats my left one which is the arm that is busted.


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Posted By: xXK1CK1NVV1NGXx
Date Posted: 25 March 2008 at 1:50am
Ya, when I broke my collar bone the football coach said I just hyper extended it, well I played a few more plays, on the line and guess what he was very wrong.

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Posted By: Kingtiger
Date Posted: 25 March 2008 at 3:34am
Originally posted by xXK1CK1NVV1NGXx xXK1CK1NVV1NGXx wrote:

Ya, when I broke my collar bone the football coach said I just hyper extended it, well I played a few more plays, on the line and guess what he was very wrong.
CRY MOAR! sorry, always wanted to say that. But srsly, that sucks.


Posted By: xXK1CK1NVV1NGXx
Date Posted: 25 March 2008 at 7:44am
Originally posted by Kingtiger Kingtiger wrote:

Originally posted by xXK1CK1NVV1NGXx xXK1CK1NVV1NGXx wrote:

Ya, when I broke my collar bone the football coach said I just hyper extended it, well I played a few more plays, on the line and guess what he was very wrong.
CRY MOAR! sorry, always wanted to say that. But srsly, that sucks.

Yep Yep, the worst part was, is I was playing left tackle and lining up on the outside. Which means I had to slam into the guy across from me with an f'd up shoulder repeatedly until I just couldn't take the pain anymore.


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Posted By: Skillet42565
Date Posted: 25 March 2008 at 9:36am
bawwwwwwwwwwwwwww

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Posted By: Tical2.0
Date Posted: 25 March 2008 at 9:51am
Just got back from the Hospital...and yah I broked it


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Posted By: Susan Storm
Date Posted: 25 March 2008 at 10:16am

I hyper-extended my elbow a couple of times.

Not that bad.  If that's your standard for OMG pain, you need to get out more.

Wimp.

(If I had an e-peen, it would be growing right about now)



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Posted By: .357 Magnum
Date Posted: 25 March 2008 at 10:18am
Dumb ass.






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Posted By: evillepaintball
Date Posted: 25 March 2008 at 10:27am
your coach told you you hyperextended your collar bone?  what a dumbass.  

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Posted By: procarbinefreak
Date Posted: 25 March 2008 at 11:07am
try dislocating your knee then get back to me.


Posted By: sinisterNorth
Date Posted: 25 March 2008 at 11:12am
Suck it up.

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Posted By: bravecoward
Date Posted: 25 March 2008 at 12:05pm

<nope>



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Posted By: reifidom
Date Posted: 25 March 2008 at 12:14pm
I once had to push a car while I had two broken toes. (Didn't hurt in the slightest actually, but it sounds like it should have.)

What did hurt was falling three feet, groin first, onto a ten-inch underground pipe running through a recently dug hole in our back yard. I landed with the entirety of my weight on my right nut and then fell off of the pipe, head first, onto the hard packed clay underneath it. I blacked out from the pain. I don't remember climbing out of the hole. I don't remember crawling back to the house. The pain is also just a memory at this point. I remember that it hurt, but it hurt so badly I've blocked the fullness of the sensation. I am not certain that I can have children. Never been tested.

Another time I was hanging out with some friends, one of whom is much larger than the rest of us, and the larger friend decided to see if two of us could "hold him back." The short answer to the question was "No." Not knowing that answer at the time to a degree we were all comfortable with, we grabbed hold of an arm each and tried to hold him still. He slipped out of my grip first and knocked me to the ground. As I was getting up he swung my friend around with no more effort than if he were a bookbag and to keep his feet the swinging friend kicked his feet forward to get them back ahead of himself. I was laughing until the moment I got kicked at the upper edge of my hip bone on the right side, at which point I dropped as if I'd been shot. The bone had been chipped and bruised quite badly as it turned out. It felt like liquid iron dripping down my side and through that bone and down my leg. It burned... so badly.

I was in such wrenching pain that I couldn't stand for over half an hour and the slightest motion of that leg or my torso got a yell out of me that I could not suppress. After that half hour or so I had to have a lot of help to get on my feet and to walk and I had to scream to sit down in my car. For some idiot reason I chose to drive home and nobody offered to take me, especially because it's the right foot that I drive with. Every touch of the pedals required immense effort, both to make the muscle work and the anticipation of the pain. There was a lot more screaming to finally lay down in bed and roll over until I could lay without agony.

I couldn't walk at all for three and a half weeks after that, with or without crutches, not without pain for two months, and (after nine years) I still have pain there when I bend incorrectly or get bumped there.

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Posted By: Bunkered
Date Posted: 25 March 2008 at 1:06pm
When I was in intermediate school, I got my hip messed up on the swings. Some dumb kid started going sideways and blasted my hip with his knee, just as we passed each other at the bottom of the swing's arc.

Knocked me off the swing, and I was in some considerable pain.
That was 10 years ago, and it still hurts if I sit for too long in a car/treestand/etc.

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Posted By: Da Hui
Date Posted: 25 March 2008 at 1:14pm
When I was your age I had to walk to school barefoot in the snow. And it was uphills both ways. If I was late I was beaten with reeds. 

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Posted By: notXXscared
Date Posted: 25 March 2008 at 2:55pm
Originally posted by Da Hui Da Hui wrote:

When I was your age I had to walk to school barefoot in the snow. And it was uphills both ways. If I was late I was beaten with reeds. 

And he liked it.


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