Point me towards the Border!
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Topic: Point me towards the Border!
Posted By: tallen702
Subject: Point me towards the Border!
Date Posted: 24 April 2008 at 11:29pm
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http://www.azfamily.com/news/homepagetopstory/stories/Tucson_local_news_042308_border-patrol-paintball.93c72b2d.html - Story
Seems the Border Patrol needs some instruction and I think DeTrevni and Gatyr should jaunt on down to teach them how to use their brand new shiny Model-98s ------------- <Removed overly wide sig. Tsk, you know better.> |
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Posted By: Savage93fvss
Date Posted: 24 April 2008 at 11:31pm
| An M-16 would be sufficient. |
Posted By: tippmannfreak
Date Posted: 24 April 2008 at 11:37pm
| A* |
Posted By: Da Hui
Date Posted: 24 April 2008 at 11:41pm
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We need to just dig a damn moat and fill it with Gators.
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Posted By: RoboCop
Date Posted: 24 April 2008 at 11:53pm
| If i was part of border patrol, I would invest in a high-end marker to teach them who they are messing with. It would be good target practice for tourney play. |
Posted By: Evil Elvis
Date Posted: 24 April 2008 at 11:53pm
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I hope that they know that Pepper Spray is ineffective to people who are used to eating really hot spicy food. We had this kid at work that eats jalapeņos for snacks and has never been taken down with pepper spray even has taken a few blast of OC Pepper Spray. ------------- 
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Posted By: agentwhale007
Date Posted: 25 April 2008 at 12:02am
Not amused:
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Posted By: mbro
Date Posted: 25 April 2008 at 12:03am
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Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos. |
Evil Elvis wrote:Posted By: SSOK
Date Posted: 25 April 2008 at 12:03am
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LOL. Makes me want to work for the boarder patrol. Not for the sake of shooting illegals, just for the hell of it. ------------- 
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Posted By: MT. Vigilante
Date Posted: 25 April 2008 at 12:29am
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I can vouch for that being true. All the Mexicans at Basic took the gas chamber very well, some were completly uneffected. -------------  Join the XP Re-Revolution!
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Posted By: Styro Folme
Date Posted: 25 April 2008 at 12:38am
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i'm not going to start an immigration debate, but i think the paintball markers are a better choice than using live ammunition. I think they should use reballs to reduce the risk of the shell coming in contact with the eye and doing damage. This is the first time i've ever seen the news do a story about something paintball related and admit it's non-lethal, safe, and harmless. ------------- X |
Posted By: DeTrevni
Date Posted: 25 April 2008 at 12:52am
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Needs a 21" barrel.
------------- Evil Elvis: "Detrevni is definally like a hillbilly hippy from hell" 
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Posted By: Mack
Date Posted: 25 April 2008 at 12:53am
Fixed. ------------- 
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Posted By: DeTrevni
Date Posted: 25 April 2008 at 12:54am
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I lol'd at misspelling of "Gatyr."
------------- Evil Elvis: "Detrevni is definally like a hillbilly hippy from hell"
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Posted By: jordanpischke
Date Posted: 25 April 2008 at 12:55am
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Ya the only thing i was thinking about is that how much your told you need a mask on a field, but they are gonna shoot at people without masks.It says in the manual not to use without proper eye protection so how can they use them on people without getting into some sort of trouble? Also ya this is the only news story I'v seen where paintball wasn't negative. ------------- 
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Posted By: tippmannfreak
Date Posted: 25 April 2008 at 12:58am
| ball breaks are gonna suck... |
Posted By: High Voltage
Date Posted: 25 April 2008 at 5:47am
I second the motion for an AIDS moat. ------------- 
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Posted By: RoboCop
Date Posted: 25 April 2008 at 6:30am
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Posted By: Snake6.
Date Posted: 25 April 2008 at 9:07am
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This is definatly not good for the game. "paintball? whats that" "its the thing that the border patrols use to shoot the mexicans with" ------------- 
http://paintballchat.org - Paintball Chat I'm at work, Leave me alone!!! |
Posted By: sinisterNorth
Date Posted: 25 April 2008 at 10:29am
I lol'd. ------------- Pumpker'd; (V.) When a pump player runs up and shoots you at point blank range because you thought 20bps made you good. |
Posted By: agentwhale007
Date Posted: 25 April 2008 at 10:58am
Stupid illegal immigrants.
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Posted By: Da Hui
Date Posted: 25 April 2008 at 11:00am
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Posted By: Mack
Date Posted: 25 April 2008 at 11:31am
Spelling fixed . . . even though it was funnier the other way. -------------
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Posted By: Hysteria
Date Posted: 25 April 2008 at 2:28pm
Those aren't Mexicans! |
Posted By: Susan Storm
Date Posted: 25 April 2008 at 2:31pm
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Hispanics, though... close enough, right? ------------- "No society can surely be flourishing and happy, of which the far greater part of the members are poor and miserable." |
Posted By: Penguin
Date Posted: 25 April 2008 at 8:28pm
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Lets make a wall like the ones in China and Berlin, those worked pretty well ------------- 
Back by popular demand |
Posted By: tallen702
Date Posted: 25 April 2008 at 9:20pm
Well, I can't tell the difference between Castillian and Bastardized Spanish, so that works for me! ------------- <Removed overly wide sig. Tsk, you know better.> |
Posted By: agentwhale007
Date Posted: 25 April 2008 at 9:25pm
| I think they were British. |
Posted By: Susan Storm
Date Posted: 25 April 2008 at 9:31pm
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I'm pretty sure Columbus spoke Mexican.
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Posted By: agentwhale007
Date Posted: 25 April 2008 at 9:37pm
| Those are pilgrims, essay. |
Posted By: evillepaintball
Date Posted: 25 April 2008 at 9:38pm
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notice the rock
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Posted By: agentwhale007
Date Posted: 25 April 2008 at 9:43pm
Rockin' that P-rock soooon. |
Posted By: Susan Storm
Date Posted: 25 April 2008 at 9:44pm
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I dunno... Look at the funny clothes, the little rowboat full of far too many people - I think they're Cubans. ------------- "No society can surely be flourishing and happy, of which the far greater part of the members are poor and miserable." |
Posted By: evillepaintball
Date Posted: 25 April 2008 at 9:51pm
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Posted By: MeanMan
Date Posted: 25 April 2008 at 10:00pm
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Yeah, this will work until the smugglers actually have guns. ------------- 
hybrid-sniper~"To be honest, if I see a player still using an Impulse I'm going to question their motives." |