How to piss off femenists on my campus
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Topic: How to piss off femenists on my campus
Posted By: mbro
Subject: How to piss off femenists on my campus
Date Posted: 30 April 2008 at 9:48pm
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<link violates forum rules> for a student published paper that prints mostly creative writing and editorials. He's a creative writing major and wrote about why he isn't in a relationship and about how he judges the women he sees on a 10 scale. He threw in offensive language and ended the article with a joke about rape.
I myself found the article kind of funny, as funny as normal shock humor usually is and I could tell that it was obviously a joke. Feminists on my campus could not figure that out. They decided to call the police and report him as a rapist and he was threatened with being charged with second degree sexual assault (not actually possible). They have also been calling for an end of funding for the paper and a school review (censorship) board to review articles. Today was marked with protests on the campus due to the next issue of the paper being published. Being the free speech advocate that I am have been involved in a few debates with women who say that they shouldn't have to read articles like this and how they now fear for their safety because he'll rape them. I explained to my female roommate who is up in arms about this that it is protected speech and no crime was committed so he cannot be charged with anything. He never assaulted any girl, he just made a joke about it at the end of the article so he's not a threat to her safety. Censoring him goes against the foundations of our country and once you censor one thing you censor all things. She claims he violated her rights by writing this and she will kick him in the balls if she sees him to protect herself. I explained that he didn't violate any of her "rights" and that kicking him would be violating his rights. She's no longer speaking to me. That time of the month. ------------- 
Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos. |
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Posted By: agentwhale007
Date Posted: 30 April 2008 at 9:53pm
| My (now ex) girlfriend broke up with me last night. |
Posted By: jmac3
Date Posted: 30 April 2008 at 9:54pm
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That's hardly even a rape joke... It made me laugh. Stupid feminists. ------------- Que pasa? 
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Posted By: Skillet42565
Date Posted: 30 April 2008 at 9:56pm
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I lol'd at "That time of the month."
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Posted By: Da Hui
Date Posted: 30 April 2008 at 9:56pm
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I thought it was a pretty good article. A little over the top for the masses, but for those who know how to read it, very good. And the so called rape joke was not one tenth of what I expected. My conclusion, your feminists are overreacting.
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Posted By: Benjichang
Date Posted: 30 April 2008 at 9:56pm
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Big deal out of nothing.
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Posted By: Bolt3
Date Posted: 30 April 2008 at 9:57pm
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Lmfao. That was a nice kicker to end with. ------------- <Removed sig for violation of Clause 4 of the New Sig Rules> |
Posted By: carl_the_sniper
Date Posted: 30 April 2008 at 10:00pm
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I thought we were done with them in the 30's?
With the invention of microwaves and refrigerators, what do they have left to be mad about? ------------- <just say no to unnecessarily sexualized sigs> |
Posted By: High Voltage
Date Posted: 30 April 2008 at 10:01pm
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Skillet42565 wrote:Posted By: evillepaintball
Date Posted: 30 April 2008 at 10:01pm
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Posted By: Gatyr
Date Posted: 30 April 2008 at 10:02pm
INCONCEIVABLE! Really though, are they butthurt on principle, or because they are stupid? ------------- 
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Posted By: DeTrevni
Date Posted: 30 April 2008 at 10:04pm
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What a lovely day! ------------- Evil Elvis: "Detrevni is definally like a hillbilly hippy from hell" 
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Posted By: High Voltage
Date Posted: 30 April 2008 at 10:12pm
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Lovely day indeed. -------------
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Posted By: Benjichang
Date Posted: 30 April 2008 at 10:13pm
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Impossible!
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Posted By: DeTrevni
Date Posted: 30 April 2008 at 10:14pm
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Fine. I'll take a hint. Just pointing out the potential for some hypocrisy.
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Posted By: rednekk98
Date Posted: 30 April 2008 at 10:17pm
| It's ok as long as they consent to sex before the alcohol-induced coma, right? |
Posted By: Skillet42565
Date Posted: 30 April 2008 at 10:26pm
Doesn't matter. -------------
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Posted By: notXXscared
Date Posted: 30 April 2008 at 10:39pm
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Posted By: Brian Fellows
Date Posted: 30 April 2008 at 11:00pm
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2006_Duke_University_lacrosse_case - 46. If you don’t believe a woman when she says she was raped then you’re encouraging rape. |
Posted By: Evil Elvis
Date Posted: 30 April 2008 at 11:27pm
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Link removed. even with the 18+ warning it violates forum rules. ------------- 
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Posted By: Da Hui
Date Posted: 30 April 2008 at 11:37pm
Party pooper. -------------
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Posted By: mbro
Date Posted: 30 April 2008 at 11:48pm
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Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos. |
Posted By: sporx
Date Posted: 01 May 2008 at 12:03am
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feminists piss me off. ------------- 
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Posted By: mbro
Date Posted: 01 May 2008 at 12:12am
The chick I was analyzing couldn't properly pronounce county names that she was campaigning in... -------------
Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos. |
Posted By: carl_the_sniper
Date Posted: 01 May 2008 at 12:39am
They aren't all extremists but yes, agreed. ------------- <just say no to unnecessarily sexualized sigs> |
Posted By: procarbinefreak
Date Posted: 01 May 2008 at 12:52am
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read it... i lol'd |
Posted By: sporx
Date Posted: 01 May 2008 at 1:14am
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in my opinion, feminists are a disgrace to all women. they argue that women are equal to men and yadda yadda yadda. ok, so when men to treat women as if they were "one of the guys" and begin to talk openly, the feminists say that the men are discrimating the women. messed up. let people be people and let them talk about whatever they want cuz people have different "comfort zones". -------------
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Posted By: BARREL BREAK
Date Posted: 01 May 2008 at 2:00am
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Posted By: Snipa69
Date Posted: 01 May 2008 at 3:05am
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Interesting article. It seems he submitted it knowing it would have a shock value which is sometimes needed in a school paper. The upheval of feminist crap is a bit overwhelming and sadly it's being far too publisized. On the flip side, maybe he could have written something with a bit more depth rather than pull out an old blog from MySpace of all places. That just kills his credibility right there... ------------- http://imageshack.us - [IMG - http://img456.imageshack.us/img456/857/sig9ac6cs1mj.jpg - |
Posted By: choopie911
Date Posted: 01 May 2008 at 4:32am
| In my first year I was part of the Residence Hall Association and we had a monthly newsletter, etc. I included one with a crossword with things such as 'feltching' and we wound up having our finances frozen and our printing rights revoked, etc until we figured it out. |
Posted By: Snake6.
Date Posted: 01 May 2008 at 9:20am
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I loled. ------------- 
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Posted By: Reb Cpl
Date Posted: 01 May 2008 at 9:39am
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Is it rape if you yell 'SURPRISE!' first? ------------- ? |
Posted By: PaiNTbALLfReNzY
Date Posted: 01 May 2008 at 10:00am
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Feminists never cease to amaze me. It seems like they want to inherit all the benefits of being treated equally, but as soon as you mention added responsibilities they say it isn't fair. Who said the world was fair? If you want fair, go to the place with all the Ferris Wheels and caramel apples.
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Posted By: Susan Storm
Date Posted: 01 May 2008 at 11:14am
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I enjoy extremist-baiting as much as the next person, but I also enjoy reading the rather goofy feminist-bashing in this thread. "Feminists" are not a unified group, either now or in the past. Their causes are also varied. The central unifying principle is simply equal rights for women. Applications vary. Here are some causes championed by those goofy feminists: - Abortion rights - Voting rights for women - Right to divorce - Rights for women to own property - Opposition to "female circumcision" - Rights for women to drive cars - Education rights for women - Employment rights for women - Equal pay for equal work - Laws against domestic violence and marital rape - Maternity leave - Rights for women to enter into contracts Yep - that's some crazy, crazy stuff. Back in the kitchen, woman, and make me a sammich. ------------- "No society can surely be flourishing and happy, of which the far greater part of the members are poor and miserable." |
Posted By: PaiNTbALLfReNzY
Date Posted: 01 May 2008 at 11:19am
| I'm not saying they shouldn't have been entitled to those rights. If they want more rights and can handle the responsibilities that go along with them then it doesn't bother me. They can sign up for the selective service just like the rest of us males. |
Posted By: Susan Storm
Date Posted: 01 May 2008 at 11:24am
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The US != the world. Women are draft-eligible in numerous countries. But as to the US - why do you think it is that women do NOT have to sign up for SS? That would require Congressional action, which consists mostly of old white men... Lots of feminists would support SS across the board. You are wrong to assume that this somehow invalidates feminist positions, and this is a standard red herring - "zomg women can't be drafted" - when it was men that enacted the laws making it so. ------------- "No society can surely be flourishing and happy, of which the far greater part of the members are poor and miserable." |
Posted By: High Voltage
Date Posted: 01 May 2008 at 11:34am
Just out of curiosity, how many efforts are there/have there been to change those laws? -------------
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Posted By: Reb Cpl
Date Posted: 01 May 2008 at 11:37am
I had a feminist teacher at college. She was the bad kind. You know, men are the root of all evil, etc. She went ahead and blamed WWI on testosterone.  ------------- ? |
Posted By: PaiNTbALLfReNzY
Date Posted: 01 May 2008 at 11:37am
| Touche, you make a valid point Susan. But even if it did get up to Congress, I feel that (and who knows, maybe I'm totally wrong) a vast majority of the females who live in the United States would not want to be drafted. Instead of a bunch of old white guys supporting the majority, you have feminists that want to change laws for the minority. Now that I think about it, that pretty much means females will never be drafted. |
Posted By: Snake6.
Date Posted: 01 May 2008 at 11:39am
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I'm taking it she was a carpet muncher? -------------
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Posted By: Skillet42565
Date Posted: 01 May 2008 at 11:43am
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I like the term tile buffer.
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Posted By: Susan Storm
Date Posted: 01 May 2008 at 12:06pm
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Unless, of course, there is a culture shift, which is exactly what feminists are seeking. If there is a culture of equality, then that culture carries through, and I would think that female draft would be inevitable. But at this point, frankly, we are very far from a female draft - our current (male) leaders are still objecting to letting volunteer women serve in full capacity. ------------- "No society can surely be flourishing and happy, of which the far greater part of the members are poor and miserable." |
Posted By: PaiNTbALLfReNzY
Date Posted: 01 May 2008 at 12:20pm
Very true. Physical standards for both sexes are completely different within our military (at least Navy). Until that changes, I'm agree it would require a national or worldwide feminist movement. |
Posted By: Da Hui
Date Posted: 01 May 2008 at 12:28pm
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Posted By: Evil Elvis
Date Posted: 01 May 2008 at 4:30pm
That is some Crazy stuff ... in the likes that men evolved from Damn Dirty Apes -------------
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Posted By: Styro Folme
Date Posted: 01 May 2008 at 4:44pm
Also, women are technically the MAJORITY on earth... So wouldn't that qualify them as the sexists? People truly amaze me sometimes. ------------- X |
Posted By: Susan Storm
Date Posted: 01 May 2008 at 5:19pm
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Other radical feminist ideas: - The right to purchase birth control - The right to choose who to marry - Paternity leave - Right to have a bank account - Female clergy - Female leaders - Making the Burka no longer required - Not stoning to death women for adultery - Allowing women to go travel unaccompanied by men - Allowing women to wear pants in public
Some of those crazy feminists include nutballs like: - Thomas Paine - John Stuart Mill - Jesus Christ - Anti-Flag - John Lennon - Josh Whedon And you know who else thought feminazis were crazy? Hitler, that's who. ------------- "No society can surely be flourishing and happy, of which the far greater part of the members are poor and miserable." |
Posted By: mbro
Date Posted: 01 May 2008 at 6:08pm
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Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos. |
Posted By: Susan Storm
Date Posted: 01 May 2008 at 6:11pm
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Godwin doesn't count if you misspell it... It also doesn't count when it is embedded within another internet meme. So there. :P ------------- "No society can surely be flourishing and happy, of which the far greater part of the members are poor and miserable." |
Posted By: jmac3
Date Posted: 01 May 2008 at 7:18pm
Feminazis! ------------- Que pasa?
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Posted By: Brian Fellows
Date Posted: 01 May 2008 at 7:28pm
Exactly. |
Posted By: ammolord
Date Posted: 01 May 2008 at 8:07pm
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lol. ------------- PSN Tag: AmmoLord XBL: xXAmmoLordXx ~Minister of Tinkering With Things That Go "BOOM!"(AKA Minister of Munitions)~ |
Posted By: jerseypaint
Date Posted: 01 May 2008 at 9:18pm
I lol'ed. ------------- 
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Posted By: Enos Shenk
Date Posted: 02 May 2008 at 3:11am
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Ive never undstood the feminist crap. Everywhere I have ever worked, its been known that women are just as capable at the job as men. Ive never seen anyone say 'Well, men are better', so why all the whining? I agree with letting women serve active duty etc etc, and as far as I know they can right now, so why the whining? ------------- 
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Posted By: DeTrevni
Date Posted: 02 May 2008 at 3:17am
I for one am opposed to this. >.> ------------- Evil Elvis: "Detrevni is definally like a hillbilly hippy from hell"
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Posted By: PaiNTbALLfReNzY
Date Posted: 02 May 2008 at 8:43am
They are fully capable of entering into active duty. |
Posted By: Snake6
Date Posted: 02 May 2008 at 8:55am
Except they cannot fill "Combat" MOSes and they are not allowed to be posted on the front lines. ------------- 
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Posted By: Susan Storm
Date Posted: 02 May 2008 at 10:32am
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I agree - why the whining? There is a lot of whining in this thread, and none of it coming from feminists. ------------- "No society can surely be flourishing and happy, of which the far greater part of the members are poor and miserable." |
Posted By: Skillet42565
Date Posted: 02 May 2008 at 10:33am
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bawwwwwwwwwwwwww
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Posted By: Heres To You
Date Posted: 02 May 2008 at 11:42am
In case you haven't noticed, the tippmann forum isn't the most female populated area... Go to any female forum and post this thread and I bet it's rallying some 1st graders to get some milk and cookies. ------------- |
Posted By: xteam
Date Posted: 02 May 2008 at 11:52am
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send that feminist a smiley face. feminists love smiley faces. -------------  |
Posted By: Dune
Date Posted: 02 May 2008 at 12:30pm
| I think Susan is fighting an uphill battle with people that understand very little of feminism. It's quite obvious when most of the forumers believe feminists are all female. |
Posted By: Evil Elvis
Date Posted: 02 May 2008 at 12:32pm
I'm still waiting for my sammich ... i want a Cuban sammich -------------
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Posted By: rockerdoode
Date Posted: 02 May 2008 at 12:46pm
*shock-value humor* ------------- "According to Sue Johanson, theres nothing that can increase your manhood, trust me I've already looked into it for myself." -Zata |
Posted By: PaiNTbALLfReNzY
Date Posted: 02 May 2008 at 12:52pm
| Shock value not as shocking as previously anticipated. |
Posted By: Susan Storm
Date Posted: 02 May 2008 at 1:02pm
I think you missed the point of my post... ------------- "No society can surely be flourishing and happy, of which the far greater part of the members are poor and miserable." |
Posted By: rockerdoode
Date Posted: 02 May 2008 at 1:20pm
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Yoouuuu'rreee just mad cause I beat you to it.
Want to hug? ------------- "According to Sue Johanson, theres nothing that can increase your manhood, trust me I've already looked into it for myself." -Zata |
Posted By: Skillet42565
Date Posted: 02 May 2008 at 1:44pm
Not so much... it was quite unshocking. -------------
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Posted By: Da Hui
Date Posted: 02 May 2008 at 1:48pm
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Posted By: Panda Man
Date Posted: 02 May 2008 at 1:51pm
Thats disgusting... but it did make me chuckle. ------------- 
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Posted By: tallen702
Date Posted: 02 May 2008 at 2:18pm
Of course they can't be drafted! How do you expect them to fit through the taps?  ------------- <Removed overly wide sig. Tsk, you know better.> |
Posted By: Benjichang
Date Posted: 02 May 2008 at 3:44pm
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Interesting though that I think has been discussed before that really has nothing to do with the current discussion: Women would have to be give Depo-Provera or something if they wanted to serve in active duty. Being on the rag in a combat setting presents all sorts of sanitary issues. ------------- irc.esper.net #paintball |
Posted By: Susan Storm
Date Posted: 02 May 2008 at 3:47pm
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Because the sanitary issues surrounding menstruation somehow change when people are shooting at you? I'm sorry - this is just about the dumbest point ever. People who haven't a clue about menstruation keep bringing it up. It is completely meaningless. ------------- "No society can surely be flourishing and happy, of which the far greater part of the members are poor and miserable." |
Posted By: rockerdoode
Date Posted: 02 May 2008 at 4:16pm
Watch it, mister, I'll hug you too. Well, if you really must know why women aren't drafted, it's because they aren't strong enough to fight in a war. Or fight at all. I do think it's funny how people demand all the equal rights as men, but when people bring up the draft feminists pull the "women have never been able to be drafted, keep it the way it is". ------------- "According to Sue Johanson, theres nothing that can increase your manhood, trust me I've already looked into it for myself." -Zata |
Posted By: Susan Storm
Date Posted: 02 May 2008 at 4:46pm
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Your troll-fu is weak. ------------- "No society can surely be flourishing and happy, of which the far greater part of the members are poor and miserable." |
Posted By: rockerdoode
Date Posted: 02 May 2008 at 5:36pm
Theres much more to it than meets the eye. Watch yo back. Anyway, just wanted to point out my last post was sarcastic, I don't want anyone getting butthurt up in here. ------------- "According to Sue Johanson, theres nothing that can increase your manhood, trust me I've already looked into it for myself." -Zata |
Posted By: Dune
Date Posted: 02 May 2008 at 5:48pm
That kind of makes me laugh a little, much like Susan stated. I've seen a 5'6'' 140lb guy dressed in his uniform. I'm sorry but if we're going on strength then I know plenty of girls that could kill him. I'm sure they can pull a trigger because that's all this guy would be useful for. |
Posted By: Da Hui
Date Posted: 02 May 2008 at 5:57pm
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Posted By: rockerdoode
Date Posted: 03 May 2008 at 1:57am
Exactly my point. If a 140 pound male can be in the service no problem, so can a female.
A-thankyou. ------------- "According to Sue Johanson, theres nothing that can increase your manhood, trust me I've already looked into it for myself." -Zata |
Posted By: warman
Date Posted: 03 May 2008 at 2:14am
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Feminism focuses on the argument that women are equal to men.
Chavinism focuses on the Fact that men are BETTER than women(except at having babies and being bank tellers). ------------- N is for nowledge |
Posted By: warman
Date Posted: 03 May 2008 at 2:18am
You ever see a woman in a combat, its disgusting. They can be in the military but should never be allowed in combat. ------------- N is for nowledge |
Posted By: Brian Fellows
Date Posted: 03 May 2008 at 2:19am
| Ok, women want to be treated as equal to men. But we can hit other men, so why can't we hit women? That's a bit of a double-standard, isn't it? |
Posted By: Dune
Date Posted: 03 May 2008 at 2:33am
Oh you must be joking. If not, I'm sure Al Bundy's "No Ma'am" club could use another member. |
Posted By: rockerdoode
Date Posted: 03 May 2008 at 5:01am
This seems like a personal experience type deal. If so, I want to know the dirty details. How many times did she hit you for it to go from rough foreplay to assault? ------------- "According to Sue Johanson, theres nothing that can increase your manhood, trust me I've already looked into it for myself." -Zata |
Posted By: socalmarine0311
Date Posted: 03 May 2008 at 4:34pm
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And now the Ass. Dean is making me go to a therapist to determine whether or not I have "serial rapist" tendancies. I sure hope I don't. That would really ruin my day. Also, if you could start talking to your roommate again and tell her NOT to kick me in the balls, it would be much appreciated. Jake Everett Funny what you find when you google your name + rape. Well...funny if you're me, at least. |
Posted By: socalmarine0311
Date Posted: 03 May 2008 at 4:37pm
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I don't believe I should ever try taking a women's study class now. There are a lot of profs. that don't really like me now, and a lot of them teach women's studies. Oh well. |
Posted By: socalmarine0311
Date Posted: 03 May 2008 at 4:39pm
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I was being lazy, give me a break. Although I don't exactly know how much credibility I had to start with... |
Posted By: socalmarine0311
Date Posted: 03 May 2008 at 4:41pm
I agree completely. I actually meet the definition of a liberal feminist. Well...I did until I made a rape joke. Apparently feminists can't do that. |
Posted By: socalmarine0311
Date Posted: 03 May 2008 at 4:44pm
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The fems didn't find that very funny when I brought it up during the protest. |
Posted By: socalmarine0311
Date Posted: 03 May 2008 at 4:47pm
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Not true. |
Posted By: Da Hui
Date Posted: 03 May 2008 at 4:56pm
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So your the guy who wrote the editorial?? Good job. I thought it was a pretty damn good article. Ridiculous that you are being forced to be evaluated to see if you have serial rapist tendencies. -------------
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Posted By: socalmarine0311
Date Posted: 03 May 2008 at 5:11pm
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Yeah, I'm him. Personally, I thought it was rather badly written, but whatever. I'm glad I wrote it since it caused so much stuff to happen. I'm a bit of an attention whore. |
Posted By: Evil Elvis
Date Posted: 03 May 2008 at 5:15pm
Ha ha ha ha knew such hate and discontent could only come from a Grunt. Out Freaking Standing. -------------
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Posted By: socalmarine0311
Date Posted: 03 May 2008 at 5:17pm
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Semper. :) |
Posted By: socalmarine0311
Date Posted: 03 May 2008 at 5:18pm
| HAHAHA...who changed my thingie under my name? |
Posted By: Snake6
Date Posted: 03 May 2008 at 5:21pm
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Wait, so your in college? That must be awkward. -------------
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Posted By: socalmarine0311
Date Posted: 03 May 2008 at 5:26pm
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Did my 4 and got out. I'm a 23 year old non-traditional freshman. It's not really too bad. They did make me do this freshman year experience thing where I had to take a class with a bunch of 18 year olds. That was annoying. "Oh my god! You've been to Iraq? Was it hot there? Did you kill anyone? What's California like? Have you been in the ocean? Do you have tattoos? ..." I was like show and tell. I wanted to choke them all every day. |
Posted By: Snake6
Date Posted: 03 May 2008 at 5:30pm
Ha. I could see that. I just couldn't picture myself going to a 4 year college and having to deal with all the stupidity. All the babied rich know it all college kids would push me over the edge. I would get pissed and murder somebody. -------------
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Posted By: socalmarine0311
Date Posted: 03 May 2008 at 5:33pm
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Yeah, some days it gets pretty annoying. Add that to the fact that I was already an angry person since I spent my 4 in either 29 Palms, CA or Iraq and it just isn't good. |
Posted By: Snake6
Date Posted: 03 May 2008 at 5:37pm
I don't envy you at all. I am on one of the crappiest places a a Marine can be until I get out, but at least the living arrangements are alot better then you would ever see on a Marine Base. -------------
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