Torque (That Biker Movie)
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Topic: Torque (That Biker Movie)
Posted By: DeTrevni
Subject: Torque (That Biker Movie)
Date Posted: 24 May 2008 at 3:21am
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My review. I found it to be a very enjoyable movie! The story line was very developed, and it drew you in as there was always an unexpected twist. You could tell the producers spent a lot of time researching the motorcycle culture, and it reflected in the movie! The actors were top-notch, and played their roles perfectly. The... dialogue *snicker*... BWAHAHAHAHAHA! I can't even finish that! Is terrible movie! Probably worst! But seriously, if you catch it on TV, or if a friend has this old turd, and you haven't seen it, I strongly suggest watching it! It's so crappy, I was almost captivated by it! I was entertained by its pathetic attempt to be a serious action flick! I love these kinds of movies. ------------- Evil Elvis: "Detrevni is definally like a hillbilly hippy from hell" 
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Posted By: Benjichang
Date Posted: 24 May 2008 at 3:27am
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/facepalm.jpg It's sooo bad. -------------  irc.esper.net #paintball |
Posted By: Da Hui
Date Posted: 24 May 2008 at 12:14pm
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I saw it. There is only one movie that I have ever seen that sucked worse than that, and that would be Dark Water. Dark Water sucked such a massive amount of ass, it made Torque look like the Godfather. ------------- 
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Posted By: .357 Magnum
Date Posted: 24 May 2008 at 12:45pm
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Never seen it... Is it a Fast and the furious with bikes ?
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Posted By: xXK1CK1NVV1NGXx
Date Posted: 24 May 2008 at 12:54pm
Nope, much much worse. I saw it right after it came out on dvd, I remember almost paying to go see it when it was in theaters. Long story short, I am very very very glad that I did not drop good money on that movie. ------------- <Sig violation, Section 1> |
.357 Magnum wrote:Posted By: AfricanAmerican
Date Posted: 24 May 2008 at 1:02pm
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It is like three years old. Who cares?
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Posted By: sinisterNorth
Date Posted: 24 May 2008 at 1:11pm
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lawl
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Posted By: Kingtiger
Date Posted: 24 May 2008 at 1:53pm
| I was contemplating watching it last night when it was on, but I watched "The Last Samurai" instead. |
Posted By: carl_the_sniper
Date Posted: 24 May 2008 at 2:02pm
All godfather movies after the first were terrible. ------------- <just say no to unnecessarily sexualized sigs> |
Posted By: stick_boy_2002
Date Posted: 24 May 2008 at 6:06pm
the last samurai is a good movie. my uncle has one of the cannons from that movie ------------- 
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Posted By: Alberto411
Date Posted: 24 May 2008 at 6:07pm
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It has been on cable quite a bit lately. Very corny and just bad is right. Although, as a rider, sportbike rider nonetheless, there are times where I shudder at the stupidity and there are other times where I also am mildly entertained.
They do make fun of 'The Fast and the Furious' when the phrase, "I live my life a quarter-mile at a time..." at which point his woman says, "That is the dumbest thing I've ever heard!" - That was cute. Oh and any excuse to see Jaime Pressly in such a dirty, slutty character makes it semi-worthwhile. ------------- WRX by 4, GSXR by 2 "I came, I saw, I lurked..." - Me |
Posted By: SSOK
Date Posted: 24 May 2008 at 9:48pm
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Its an okay movie if you dont take it seriously. ------------- 
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Posted By: Rambino
Date Posted: 24 May 2008 at 9:57pm
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Nice review, DeTrev - almost had me buying it. It truly is an awful movie. And not awful in a funny way, either. ------------- [IMG]http://i38.tinypic.com/aag8s8.jpg"> |
Posted By: Styro Folme
Date Posted: 25 May 2008 at 3:12pm
| go watch Shoot 'em Up. Do it now. |