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Torque (That Biker Movie)

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Topic: Torque (That Biker Movie)
Posted By: DeTrevni
Subject: Torque (That Biker Movie)
Date Posted: 24 May 2008 at 3:21am

My review.

I found it to be a very enjoyable movie! The story line was very developed, and it drew you in as there was always an unexpected twist. You could tell the producers spent a lot of time researching the motorcycle culture, and it reflected in the movie! The actors were top-notch, and played their roles perfectly. The... dialogue *snicker*...

BWAHAHAHAHAHA! I can't even finish that!

Is terrible movie! Probably worst! But seriously, if you catch it on TV, or if a friend has this old turd, and you haven't seen it, I strongly suggest watching it! It's so crappy, I was almost captivated by it! I was entertained by its pathetic attempt to be a serious action flick! I love these kinds of movies.



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Posted By: Benjichang
Date Posted: 24 May 2008 at 3:27am
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It's sooo bad.


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Posted By: Da Hui
Date Posted: 24 May 2008 at 12:14pm
I saw it.


There is only one movie that I have ever seen that sucked worse than that, and that would be Dark Water. Dark Water sucked such a massive amount of ass, it made Torque look like the Godfather.


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Posted By: .357 Magnum
Date Posted: 24 May 2008 at 12:45pm
Never seen it... Is it a Fast and the furious with bikes ?

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Posted By: xXK1CK1NVV1NGXx
Date Posted: 24 May 2008 at 12:54pm
Originally posted by .357 Magnum .357 Magnum wrote:

Never seen it... Is it a Fast and the furious with bikes ?


Nope, much much worse.

I saw it right after it came out on dvd, I remember almost paying to go see it when it was in theaters. Long story short, I am very very very glad that I did not drop good money on that movie.


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Posted By: AfricanAmerican
Date Posted: 24 May 2008 at 1:02pm
It is like three years old.  Who cares?

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Posted By: sinisterNorth
Date Posted: 24 May 2008 at 1:11pm
lawl

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Posted By: Kingtiger
Date Posted: 24 May 2008 at 1:53pm
I was contemplating watching it last night when it was on, but I watched "The Last Samurai" instead.


Posted By: carl_the_sniper
Date Posted: 24 May 2008 at 2:02pm
Originally posted by Da Hui Da Hui wrote:

I saw it.There is only one movie that I have ever seen that sucked worse than that, and that would be Dark Water. Dark Water sucked such a massive amount of ass, it made Torque look like the Godfather.
Which godfather?

All godfather movies after the first were terrible.

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Posted By: stick_boy_2002
Date Posted: 24 May 2008 at 6:06pm
Originally posted by Kingtiger Kingtiger wrote:

I was contemplating watching it last night when it was on, but I watched "The Last Samurai" instead.


the last samurai is a good movie. my uncle has one of the cannons from that movie

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Posted By: Alberto411
Date Posted: 24 May 2008 at 6:07pm
It has been on cable quite a bit lately. Very corny and just bad is right. Although, as a rider, sportbike rider nonetheless, there are times where I shudder at the stupidity and there are other times where I also am mildly entertained.

They do make fun of 'The Fast and the Furious' when the phrase, "I live my life a quarter-mile at a time..." at which point his woman says, "That is the dumbest thing I've ever heard!" - That was cute.

Oh and any excuse to see Jaime Pressly in such a dirty, slutty character makes it semi-worthwhile.

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Posted By: SSOK
Date Posted: 24 May 2008 at 9:48pm
Its an okay movie if you dont take it seriously.

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Posted By: Rambino
Date Posted: 24 May 2008 at 9:57pm

Nice review, DeTrev - almost had me buying it.

It truly is an awful movie.  And not awful in a funny way, either.



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Posted By: Styro Folme
Date Posted: 25 May 2008 at 3:12pm
go watch Shoot 'em Up.  Do it now.



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