Kid Decapitated At Six Flags.
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Topic: Kid Decapitated At Six Flags.
Posted By: .357 Magnum
Subject: Kid Decapitated At Six Flags.
Date Posted: 29 June 2008 at 12:53am
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AUSTELL, Ga. (June 28) - A teenager was decapitated by a roller coaster
after he hopped a pair of fences and entered a restricted area Saturday
at Six Flags Over Georgia, authorities said. Six Flags officials are uncertain why the unidentified 17-year-old from Columbia, S.C. scaled two six-foot fences and passed signs that said the restricted area was both off-limits and dangerous to visitors, spokeswoman Hela Sheth said in a news release. Authorities were investigating reports from witnesses who said the teenager jumped the fences to retrieve a hat he lost while riding the Batman roller coaster, said Cobb County police Sgt. Dana Pierce. Police have declined to release the teenager''''s name until an autopsy is completed. Six Flags said it closed the roller coaster after the Saturday afternoon accident out of respect for the teen''''s family. The ride was expected to reopen on Sunday, according to a Six Flags news release. Police said the ride was going full-speed when the teen was struck. The ride''''s top speed is 50 mph, according to the park''''s Web site. No one riding on the roller coaster was injured, Sheth said. The teen was with another boy who also entered the restricted area but was not injured, Pierce said. The teen and his parents were at the park with a group from the Oakey Spring Baptist Church near Springfield, S.C., police said. Next time pay attention to the signs. ------------- 
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Posted By: bravecoward
Date Posted: 29 June 2008 at 12:55am
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Guess he wont need that hat
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Posted By: Monk
Date Posted: 29 June 2008 at 12:56am
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Mmmmm, I smell Darwin Award. Seriously though, the ride says to put away hats and glasses. They also have a box for that stuff. What a douche. |
Posted By: DeTrevni
Date Posted: 29 June 2008 at 1:22am
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Way to traumatize 'coaster patrons. This thread is now about the best way to traumatize others with your own suicide. ------------- Evil Elvis: "Detrevni is definally like a hillbilly hippy from hell" 
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Posted By: .357 Magnum
Date Posted: 29 June 2008 at 1:24am
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Seriously, you're riding front car and it's like. "weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-HOLY CRAP !!!! *SQUASH*" -------------
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Posted By: Kingtiger
Date Posted: 29 June 2008 at 1:24am
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DeTrevni wrote:Posted By: techietaichi
Date Posted: 29 June 2008 at 2:08am
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Sometimes, it's good to follow rules. ------------- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kCZWhJCF6Ig"> 
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Posted By: evillepaintball
Date Posted: 29 June 2008 at 2:09am
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why do an autopsy? coroner standing over body: Hmmm, i wonder what this kid died of. Hey bill, dont forget to pick his head up over there. ------------- 
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Posted By: Snake6
Date Posted: 29 June 2008 at 2:18am
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What an idiot.
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Posted By: sporx
Date Posted: 29 June 2008 at 2:37am
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i feel bad for his parents...
what a dumbass. ------------- 
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Posted By: Darur
Date Posted: 29 June 2008 at 2:38am
Skydive over a sporting event with skydivers and pretend to be part of their group, deploy your parachute, glide right over the packed stands and use a charge just large enough to make your body a fine mist to fall on all the spectators. Take a bunch of strychnine around Halloween and find a public haunted house like the ones they sometimes have at malls. Wait until death occurs and let the people coming through think your just a really realistic statue until rigor mortis goes away and you collapse on some poor soul. ------------- Real Men play Tuba [IMG]http://img89.imageshack.us/img89/1859/newsmall6xz.jpg"> PH33R TEH 1337 Dwarf! http://www.tippmann.com/forum/wwf77a/log_off_user.asp" rel="nofollow - DONT CLICK ME!!1 |
Posted By: DeTrevni
Date Posted: 29 June 2008 at 2:50am
Ooh. I like that last one a LOT. Going for the little kids. Niiiiiice. ------------- Evil Elvis: "Detrevni is definally like a hillbilly hippy from hell"
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Posted By: High Voltage
Date Posted: 29 June 2008 at 4:46am
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Lawl.
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Posted By: rockerdoode
Date Posted: 29 June 2008 at 4:47am
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This actually passed through my mind (really messed up ways to kill yourself). Not because I was thinking about killing myself, but it was on a movie I was watching. ANYWAY: Leave a note, on it write "I didn't kill myself". Then send something in the mail that will somehow take at least a couple months to get back to the police department that's in charge of the investigation, inside it will read "Just kidding, I killed myself. LOL." ------------- "According to Sue Johanson, theres nothing that can increase your manhood, trust me I've already looked into it for myself." -Zata |
Posted By: Ozwarg
Date Posted: 29 June 2008 at 5:22am
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^haha, I've thought about doing that a few times. Send a letter to my Best friends, and tell the postal worker, I need this shipped next week, not today or tomorrow. Then be like "Yeah, that drunk driver didn;t kill me, I ran out infront of him." Wow I'm a jackass.  ------------- 
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Posted By: Styro Folme
Date Posted: 29 June 2008 at 5:37am
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Jump off a building naked, do a flip, take a dump mid-flip. ???? Profit. |
Posted By: Ceesman762
Date Posted: 29 June 2008 at 8:28am
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yep, don't ignore the signs. about 20 years ago, a kid ignored the signs at the Bronx zoo and climbed into the polar bear pit and swam across the moat, on a dare. He was about 12. Anyway, the polar bears got him. another dumb ass. This guy's death closes a ride and ruins everyone else's fun for the day just like polar bear food boy cost the Bronx zoo 3 polar bears. The cops shot the bears trying to save the kid in the polar bear pit. ------------- Innocence proves nothing FUAC!!!!! |
Posted By: Reb Cpl
Date Posted: 29 June 2008 at 9:40am
That reminds me of a story a friend of mine told. There was a truck accident where the driver of a convertible was decapitated. My friend was driving truck down south and heard the exchange over the radio he had- Some way deep down south sheriff's deputy was telling the dispatch that the "Body was in the car, and the head was in the middle of the boulevard" Dispatch comes back and says something to the effect of "Boulevard? Deputy can you spell that?" Deputy does his best, and my buddy hears him trying to spell it. Finally he tells Dispatch to hang on. He comes back a moment later: "Dispatch, the body is in the car, and the head is in the ditch, D-I-T-C-H, ditch" It loses something when I'm writing it, but its funny- so is getting dead because you ignore safety signs. ------------- ? |
Posted By: b1and
Date Posted: 29 June 2008 at 10:25am
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OWNED BY BATMAN
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Posted By: Zata
Date Posted: 29 June 2008 at 10:42am
| I wonder what kind of bs law suit they'll whip up. |
Posted By: MeanMan
Date Posted: 29 June 2008 at 11:48am
Somehow Six Flags will get it. It was the kids fault too. ------------- 
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Posted By: paintball437085
Date Posted: 29 June 2008 at 1:06pm
they will probably try to say you should have put barbed wire our something ------------- psn=Xx_DY3_xX |
Posted By: brihard
Date Posted: 29 June 2008 at 1:13pm
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Screw that. Get rid of all the fences. Weed out the stupid.
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Posted By: ammolord
Date Posted: 29 June 2008 at 1:31pm
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Posted By: Tolgak
Date Posted: 29 June 2008 at 1:43pm
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Go to a massive LAN party and set up a gun to go off at your head when you're killed in-game. Run out onto a flight-line at an airport and jump into a running jet or propeller engine. Access an Iron Maiden at a museum and slam the door shut on yourself. Go into the middle of a busy intersection in a major urban area and pretend like you're going to use a gun on yourself. Use a bomb instead. ------------- 
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Posted By: Da Hui
Date Posted: 29 June 2008 at 1:46pm
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Posted By: choopie911
Date Posted: 29 June 2008 at 2:54pm
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Get on top of a building. Tie piano wire around your neck, and then tie a longer length of rope around your ankles. Put superglue on your hands and place them on the side of your head. Once the glue dries, jump off the building.
Piano wire decapitates you, leaving you hanging upside down from your ankles, holding your head in your hands. If you could get the rope length right, you could make it so you were holding your head rightside up, at eye level for any passerby. |
Posted By: You Wont See Me
Date Posted: 29 June 2008 at 3:34pm
Now thats really messed up haha. ------------- A-5 E-Grip JCS Dual Trigger DOP X-CORE 8 stage x-chamber Lapco Bigshot 14" Beadblasted Optional setup: R/T Dead on Blade trigger |
Posted By: mod98commando
Date Posted: 29 June 2008 at 3:44pm
That's fantastic. It would be great for halloween. ------------- oreomann33: Everybody invades Poland Rofl_Mao: And everyone eats turkey Me: But only if they're hungary Mack: Yeah but hungary people go russian through their food and end up with greece on everyth |
Posted By: brihard
Date Posted: 29 June 2008 at 4:21pm
 Ripping off bash.org? FOR SHAME! ------------- "Abortion is not "choice" in America. It is forced and the democrats are behind it, with the goal of eugenics at its foundation." -FreeEnterprise, 21 April 2011. Yup, he actually said that. |
Posted By: choopie911
Date Posted: 29 June 2008 at 4:24pm
I didn't say I came up with it, and I know most people still haven't read it. |
Posted By: sporx
Date Posted: 29 June 2008 at 4:30pm
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i <3 you guys and your sadistic minds. -------------
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Posted By: b1and
Date Posted: 29 June 2008 at 4:36pm
I think taking a screenshot, cropping it, adding a fail stamp, then hosting it is probably the biggest fail ever. Seriously, that is so lame. -------------
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Posted By: brihard
Date Posted: 29 June 2008 at 6:30pm
Have a cookie.  ------------- "Abortion is not "choice" in America. It is forced and the democrats are behind it, with the goal of eugenics at its foundation." -FreeEnterprise, 21 April 2011. Yup, he actually said that. |
Posted By: Ace_Of_Spades
Date Posted: 29 June 2008 at 6:36pm
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buzzkills are not welcome here, brihard, that cookie made me think of oreos...so i had some ------------- 
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Posted By: ammolord
Date Posted: 29 June 2008 at 6:43pm
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Posted By: Mack
Date Posted: 29 June 2008 at 7:15pm
You should have offered him cheese; it would go better with all the whine he has left over from his various locked posts. ------------- 
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Posted By: SGen
Date Posted: 29 June 2008 at 7:26pm
Sadly for him some idiot beat him to it. |
Posted By: Tical2.0
Date Posted: 29 June 2008 at 7:33pm
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Lol Owned by a rollercoster doesn't get much better then that. ------------- 
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Posted By: pntbl freak
Date Posted: 29 June 2008 at 8:03pm
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I was at Cedar Point all weekend and hurt about it while I was in the park...
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Posted By: DeTrevni
Date Posted: 29 June 2008 at 8:55pm
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Each spike will only pierce your body about an inch. EVERY move you make, from each muscle twitch to each breath until your dying breath is pure agony. And you don't die quick. Oh no. You slowly bleed to death if you don't starve or dehydrate first. And if you try to end your life by throwing yourself against the spikes, each spike is placed so it doesn't pierce any vital organs, and you'll just bleed out in even more agony maybe a little faster. And the eys in the Maiden itself are open so you can still see the world around you. Terrible things... But so interesting. ------------- Evil Elvis: "Detrevni is definally like a hillbilly hippy from hell"
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Posted By: Tolgak
Date Posted: 29 June 2008 at 9:26pm
The screaming will haunt people for the rest of their lives. For a guy who wants to make a traumatic impact in death, it's the way to go. -------------
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Posted By: choopie911
Date Posted: 29 June 2008 at 9:37pm
Why not just get on a schoolbus and shotgun yourself in the face? OR in the kidney so you just scream in agony for a while first. |
Posted By: b1and
Date Posted: 29 June 2008 at 11:14pm
What do you know, noob? -------------
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Posted By: Ace_Of_Spades
Date Posted: 29 June 2008 at 11:30pm
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last time i checked this wasnt the COD4 forums...
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Posted By: b1and
Date Posted: 29 June 2008 at 11:43pm
I don't get it at all. And very original with the whole fail picture, never seen that done before. -------------
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Posted By: ammolord
Date Posted: 29 June 2008 at 11:50pm
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Posted By: Nagash1959
Date Posted: 30 June 2008 at 12:39am
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Get a part in a school play where someone gets stabbed, but switch the knife. Of course, if the stabber isn't really into the part you might have to "help" out. ------------- 98 Custom Cyclone Double E-Trigger Polished Internals Freak kit X-chamber CP Drop w/On/Off |
Posted By: Apu
Date Posted: 30 June 2008 at 2:21am
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Theres this amusement park somewhat close to my house called Kings Dominion. Theres a fun stand up ride I like called the shockwave, a rollercoaster where you stand up the whole time on a bike type seat and other harnesses. Some kid managed to climb loose and get out of his harness and killed himself on it a while back. And damn man, i've had my strike for over 6 months now could I possibly get a new title? ------------- I need a new Sig... |
Posted By: Styro Folme
Date Posted: 30 June 2008 at 6:48am
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oh... and ROLLERCOASTOWNED! |
Posted By: PaiNTbALLfReNzY
Date Posted: 30 June 2008 at 7:54am
| This reminds me when I used to kill people in Roller Coaster Tycoon. |
Posted By: Nagash1959
Date Posted: 30 June 2008 at 11:20am
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How do you think I feel? Mine is a year old and I never cursed in the first place. ------------- 98 Custom Cyclone Double E-Trigger Polished Internals Freak kit X-chamber CP Drop w/On/Off |
Posted By: Snake6.
Date Posted: 30 June 2008 at 11:44am
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I remember that. That was hillarious. It was all over the news and stuff. ------------- 
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Posted By: jmac3
Date Posted: 30 June 2008 at 12:50pm
I also didn't get it. ------------- Que pasa? 
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Posted By: brihard
Date Posted: 30 June 2008 at 12:52pm
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LOL, this whole thread has been mounted and raped by the Drama Llama.
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