Wow, really?
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Topic: Wow, really?
Posted By: Hysteria
Subject: Wow, really?
Date Posted: 09 July 2008 at 5:40am
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I have heard of the effects of mentioning The Notebook to a woman.
Before, I doubted such effects, but now, I doubt them no longer. So, I'm hammered. I'm talking to this amazingly hot girl. For some reason that I no longer recall, we bring up romantic situations. I say some random, cliche crap, and mention The Notebook. Immediately she says "OMG The Notebook!?" To which I reply "I just happened to say the first type of movie that came to my head!" (trying to get myself out of talking about The Notebook because I have never seen it, thus really don't want to get into conversation about it) She doesn't buy it and insists that I love The Notebook and that I am the most awesome guy ever. Any doubt that she was totally into me before this point is completely shattered. Even though her boyfriend is passed the hell out 5 feet away, I could totally hook up with this girl. Unfortunately, this thread is completely anti-climatic because no, I did not hook up with her. She ended going upstairs to talk to my roommate about his ex-girlfriend. They can both go die in a fire. Though, there is a moral to this story - whether you have seen it or not, in the presence of a woman, mention The Notebook where ever applicable. I am a better man for this experience and you should be too. Goodnight. |
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Posted By: bravecoward
Date Posted: 09 July 2008 at 5:45am
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is she 14 or 15 ------------- 
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Posted By: Hysteria
Date Posted: 09 July 2008 at 5:58am
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Haha. Very funny. No, this is a completely different hot female and she is my age 20ish. |
Posted By: Styro Folme
Date Posted: 09 July 2008 at 6:28am
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Even though you'd probably just be shuffled into the friend-zone because just by mentioning the Notebook, she probably thinks you're gay. I'm glad you didn't go behind her boyfriends back.. good man. |
Posted By: PaiNTbALLfReNzY
Date Posted: 09 July 2008 at 8:26am
I lol'd so hard at that. Anyway, I don't think she's "into" you the way you think she is. It has been my experience that girls will literally kill people to get a gay friend they can go shopping with, as well as watch The Notebook with. Sorry mate, but I think you just friend-zoned yourself. |
Hysteria wrote:Posted By: Zata
Date Posted: 09 July 2008 at 11:47am
| Girls always tell me they are gonna make me watch the Notebook with them. It hasn't happened yet. |
Posted By: evillepaintball
Date Posted: 09 July 2008 at 11:49am
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14 and 15 round up to 20
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Posted By: .357 Magnum
Date Posted: 09 July 2008 at 11:52am
Hope she's 15, that'd maker 20. If not then looks like she's 10. ------------- 
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Posted By: Predatorr
Date Posted: 09 July 2008 at 11:54am
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I have a friend who's gay, all of the hot girls from school go shopping with him, and dress and undress in front of him. They let him be in the room while they shower, and as him occasionally if their boobs feel right. I'd be more than happy to have one girl think I was gay. Of course it could backfire... |
Posted By: mbro
Date Posted: 09 July 2008 at 11:55am
The moral of this thread, do not try to pick up girls with boyfriends by mentioning chick flicks. It makes you look like a douche, especially when you didn't actually get anywhere with the girl.
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Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos. |
Posted By: .357 Magnum
Date Posted: 09 July 2008 at 11:58am
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OWN3D
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Posted By: Pariel
Date Posted: 09 July 2008 at 12:26pm
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The mbro I remember is back.
The only thing I liked in that whole movie was his Ithaca '37. Beautiful firearm. I believe I will be inheriting my grandfather's sometime later in life. |
Posted By: Boss_DJ
Date Posted: 09 July 2008 at 12:32pm
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the notebook was a good movie
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Posted By: oldpbnoob
Date Posted: 09 July 2008 at 1:03pm
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You're only a douche if you are trying to hook up with your buddies girlfriend when he is passed out. If he isn't a friend, she is fair game and you are a good samiritan for offering to give her a ride home. Rule #4 of the Bros before Hos handbook. Unfortunately, as soon as you mentioned the Notebook and she thought you watched it and liked, it she has already put you in the gay man-friend category and you had zero chance of scoring. Unless she is the type that thought she could turn you. Live and learn younglings. ------------- "When I grow up I want to marry a rich man and live in a condor next to the beach" -- My 7yr old daughter. |
Posted By: rockerdoode
Date Posted: 09 July 2008 at 2:06pm
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If you actually took advantage of her inebriated state and hooked up with her in any way while she had a boyfriend, you would have been the biggest douche on the planet. It's good nothing happened.
------------- "According to Sue Johanson, theres nothing that can increase your manhood, trust me I've already looked into it for myself." -Zata |
Posted By: PaiNTbALLfReNzY
Date Posted: 09 July 2008 at 2:35pm
| Am I the only one that thinks boyfriends and girlfriends aren't permanent? Seriously, some of you guys act like it means they are married or something. No ring, no commitment. As long as he's not a friend of yours, I'd do it. |
Posted By: oldpbnoob
Date Posted: 09 July 2008 at 2:41pm
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Only if you are sober and she is drunk. If you are both drunk, it's all good. Rule #10 subparagraph 4. ------------- "When I grow up I want to marry a rich man and live in a condor next to the beach" -- My 7yr old daughter. |
Posted By: Hysteria
Date Posted: 09 July 2008 at 3:01pm
A "lame" way to get girls? That is the most retarded crap I have ever heard. Nothing that will get you into the pants of someone of the other sex is "lame". Sorry we can't all be Mr. Suave who can hook up with 40 year old grandmothers. Some of us have to take what is given us by the means with which it is given.
Wow, you must have been the weird guy watching us over in the corner! I was wondering how you could know exactly how she was feeling without hearing her talk, seeing her demeanor, body language, et cetera. That explains a lot! You should have introduced yourself.
Let ye who does not commit the occasional douche-esque action cast the first stone.
His ex just happens to be her roommate. Not exactly random. Not exactly just with anyone.
I'd prefer to die by lung cancer or liver disease. Both of which I am trying my damnedest to get, thanks.
I'm glad you can make an accurate assessment of my character through one relatively short post on an internet message board. You should look into being a shrink or something. Hell, you seem to be so good at doing it online, you could even work from home! What an awesome deal that is! |
Posted By: Da Hui
Date Posted: 09 July 2008 at 3:08pm
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Posted By: Skillet42565
Date Posted: 09 July 2008 at 3:27pm
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I love Hysteria.
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Posted By: Styro Folme
Date Posted: 09 July 2008 at 3:37pm
Rule #10 was made by horny highschool kids, and to follow it, means you have the maturity of them. |
Posted By: oldpbnoob
Date Posted: 09 July 2008 at 3:42pm
Umm yeah, sure. Sucks to be you. Sorry, can't relate, never dated whores. ------------- "When I grow up I want to marry a rich man and live in a condor next to the beach" -- My 7yr old daughter. |
Posted By: rockerdoode
Date Posted: 09 July 2008 at 4:24pm
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He wasn't saying you did. He was saying you need to put yourself in that situation to understand that you're acting like a douche by saying those things. Grow the hell up.
------------- "According to Sue Johanson, theres nothing that can increase your manhood, trust me I've already looked into it for myself." -Zata |
Posted By: jmac3
Date Posted: 09 July 2008 at 4:56pm
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Hooking up with another guy's girlfriend is not a douche thing to do. Unless, the guy happens to be a friend of yours Exception to that: If you knew the girl first then met the guy, then it is not being a douche either. That is all. ------------- Que pasa? 
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Posted By: Pariel
Date Posted: 09 July 2008 at 5:00pm
| It appears this forum is approximately 50% douches who would gladly do anything to be with a hot girl, and 50% non-mental retards. |
Posted By: jmac3
Date Posted: 09 July 2008 at 5:03pm
Meh, not true for me at least. I just don't see it as douchey if you don't know the guy. ------------- Que pasa?
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Posted By: Da Hui
Date Posted: 09 July 2008 at 5:08pm
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Posted By: Hysteria
Date Posted: 09 July 2008 at 5:11pm
Oh, it is even better if she does it sober. Trust me. Those who disagree with rule #10 are insecure and have very little trust in their girlfriend. If trust that your girlfriend is not a whore and will not cheat on you with douche bags, you shouldn't be worried about it.
You're the one doing the name calling. |
Posted By: rockerdoode
Date Posted: 09 July 2008 at 5:22pm
Uh...yeah? ------------- "According to Sue Johanson, theres nothing that can increase your manhood, trust me I've already looked into it for myself." -Zata |
Posted By: pb125
Date Posted: 09 July 2008 at 5:32pm
It's pretty douchey. There are tons of single girls to hook up with. ------------- 
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Posted By: DeTrevni
Date Posted: 09 July 2008 at 5:41pm
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Something about this thread seems kinda... wrong... to me.
------------- Evil Elvis: "Detrevni is definally like a hillbilly hippy from hell" 
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Posted By: BARREL BREAK
Date Posted: 09 July 2008 at 6:29pm
| The Notebook is the worst. |
Posted By: Styro Folme
Date Posted: 09 July 2008 at 6:30pm
People think they know romance. Guys think you're real cool players. But they are nothing but greedy, snot nosed children. |
Posted By: PAINTBALL1
Date Posted: 09 July 2008 at 6:42pm
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Styro that was an awesome post! There is something wrong with your post though, such a woman does not exist. Therefore no big deal!
Hell, I'm married to woman I love, even though shes not "perfect" just just less screwed up then most women and she loves me, so life is good. And shes totally cool with the fact that I think the Notebook is gay and will NEVER be a part of our DVD collection. ------------- USAF Special Weapons Technician. |
Posted By: oldpbnoob
Date Posted: 09 July 2008 at 7:05pm
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Wow, you guys are killing me. Again Styro, sucks to be you. But from experience, I can tell you, that things don't happen if there isn't an inclination towards it. Oh, and your friends brother is a douche. Unless you didn't know him. And if she was such a special girl, why was she at a party getting hammered with a bunch of dudes without you? And where was your "friend"? Way to look out for you. Looks like you need to do some reassessing in your life my friend. And until there is a ring on the finger, they are fair game drunk or not. Hell, in my opinion, unless there is a ring on your finger, they are fair game. Lastly, there is an immense amount of irony in all of you telling me to grow up as I am most likely twice some of your ages. You will look back at all of these "loves of your lives" 15 years from now and realize how trivial most of your relationships are until you get married and you have lived through all of the real obstacles life throws at you. Butch up.
------------- "When I grow up I want to marry a rich man and live in a condor next to the beach" -- My 7yr old daughter. |
Posted By: Styro Folme
Date Posted: 09 July 2008 at 7:26pm
She obviously isn't/wasn't perfect. But as far as being a cool gal, she was darn close.
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Posted By: proteus316
Date Posted: 09 July 2008 at 7:31pm
| Styro, you found out 7 months later or dated for 7 months? |
Posted By: PAINTBALL1
Date Posted: 09 July 2008 at 7:49pm
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No. This is the girl that has reconfirmed your faith that there are good girls on this earth that aren't whoresThat she did, and although she had some bumps, she reconfirmed that not all hot, caught up in themselves girls are horrible. Some of them just don't meet people that look past the pretty face and cute butt. . The type of girl you'd straighten up you act for Eh... kinda. Went from Punk Skater scraggly looking kid to a somewhat decent dressing guy. You secretly make plans to marry her after school We graduated in June, got married in August.... You frequently sneak over to the local jewelry store to see what type of ring you can afford..Wal Mart FTW! This girl, she makes you breakfast, buys you gifts randomly, always offers to drive and pay for herself on dates...So you can't have EVERYTHING... the perfect woman. You share so many ideals and interest in the same things. You finally have a companion to make every part of your life all the more enjoyable yup, sure did ------------- USAF Special Weapons Technician. |
Posted By: impulse!
Date Posted: 09 July 2008 at 7:50pm
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So your denying seeing the notebook. And you didn't hook up with the girl. Id say your gay. ------------- 
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Posted By: Styro Folme
Date Posted: 09 July 2008 at 7:59pm
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Posted By: Styro Folme
Date Posted: 09 July 2008 at 8:05pm
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Posted By: jmac3
Date Posted: 09 July 2008 at 8:07pm
While true, I don't see how it is being a douche if you don't know the guy? I mean if it happens it's not like it was forced. Also, I am talking about alcohol free. If there was somehwat less than sober than thats being a douche. ------------- Que pasa?
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Posted By: rockerdoode
Date Posted: 09 July 2008 at 9:03pm
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I think this whole "no commitment until theres a ring" thing is a load of BS. Is it not the point of a relationship to remain loyal and exclusive to each other? I think it's painfully obvious which members of this forum have never been in a successful relationship. It's just sad.
------------- "According to Sue Johanson, theres nothing that can increase your manhood, trust me I've already looked into it for myself." -Zata |
Posted By: oldpbnoob
Date Posted: 09 July 2008 at 9:22pm
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I have been married for 13 years. So.... Next. ------------- "When I grow up I want to marry a rich man and live in a condor next to the beach" -- My 7yr old daughter. |
Posted By: PAINTBALL1
Date Posted: 09 July 2008 at 9:35pm
Ha ha you really are old, I mean you've been married for almost as long as I've been alive. You've got 7 years on me though. At 13 years though, your wife has almost got to be cool with everything. If I bring up "Bros before Ho's" I get a look, and its not a good look. You KNOW that look... it's only been two years though. ------------- USAF Special Weapons Technician. |
Posted By: impulse!
Date Posted: 09 July 2008 at 9:38pm
So your 6 years old? -------------
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Posted By: carl_the_sniper
Date Posted: 09 July 2008 at 10:10pm
Holy crap how old were you when you joined? ------------- <just say no to unnecessarily sexualized sigs> |
Posted By: PAINTBALL1
Date Posted: 10 July 2008 at 2:25am
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Well if he's been married for 7 years, Ive been ALIVE for 20. 17 + 3 = 20. Atleast I think it does... ------------- USAF Special Weapons Technician. |
Posted By: brihard
Date Posted: 10 July 2008 at 4:15pm
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MORTAL KOMBAT! ------------- "Abortion is not "choice" in America. It is forced and the democrats are behind it, with the goal of eugenics at its foundation." -FreeEnterprise, 21 April 2011. Yup, he actually said that. |