You are in a mall when zombies attack.
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Topic: You are in a mall when zombies attack.
Posted By: Enmity
Subject: You are in a mall when zombies attack.
Date Posted: 17 July 2008 at 1:46pm
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You have: 1. One weapon 2. One song blasting on the speakers 3. One famous person to fight alongside you. Choose wisely. personally: 1.Samurai Sword 2.Bring me The Horizon - For Stevie Wonders Eyes Only 3.Abe Lincoln for obvious reasons. ------------- 
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Posted By: carl_the_sniper
Date Posted: 17 July 2008 at 1:49pm
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Why Abe Lincoln?
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Posted By: Rambino
Date Posted: 17 July 2008 at 1:49pm
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For obvious reasons. ------------- [IMG]http://i38.tinypic.com/aag8s8.jpg"> |
carl_the_sniper wrote:Posted By: barn_user
Date Posted: 17 July 2008 at 1:50pm
| Shotty, cotton eyed joe, Jesus. |
Posted By: Linus
Date Posted: 17 July 2008 at 1:51pm
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Golf club, Caddy Shack, Tiger Woods. ------------- 
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Posted By: Enmity
Date Posted: 17 July 2008 at 1:54pm
"Abe, watch out!" "Oh, yea, you want some emancipation, do you!?!" -------------
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Posted By: evillepaintball
Date Posted: 17 July 2008 at 1:58pm
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1. http://http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/GAU-8_Avenger - A GAU-8 Avenger mounted to a turret. the feeding mechanism would be shaped like the infinity symbol so i would have infinite ammo. 2. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MiQYxFt2ZWY&feature=related - Amon Amarth-Valhall Awaits Me 3. http://www.wallpapergate.com/data/media/2586/Megan_Fox_009.jpg - Megan Fox ------------- 
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Posted By: Yomillio
Date Posted: 17 July 2008 at 1:59pm
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A pool noodle
"Welcome to the Jungle" Samuel L. Jackson. ------------- 
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Posted By: TheWrAith
Date Posted: 17 July 2008 at 2:07pm
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Chainsaw In the house, In a Heart Beat - John Murphy Chuck Norris |
Posted By: Zata
Date Posted: 17 July 2008 at 2:17pm
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1. Flame Thrower 2. Ballroom Blitz- by Sweet 3. Gordie Howe |
Posted By: Da Hui
Date Posted: 17 July 2008 at 2:23pm
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1. Shotgun 2. Suicide Silence - Destruction of a Statue (because death metal + zombies = win) 3. Ted Nugent or Samuel L. Jackson ------------- 
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Posted By: oreomann33
Date Posted: 17 July 2008 at 2:23pm
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A sock filled with nickles. David Bowie - Fame David Duchovny ------------- 
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Posted By: t_hop
Date Posted: 17 July 2008 at 2:28pm
------------- "I'm here to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and I'm all out of bubblegum." |
Posted By: PaiNTbALLfReNzY
Date Posted: 17 July 2008 at 2:31pm
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M4 Carbine
No Music Will Smith...and his dog |
Posted By: Boss_DJ
Date Posted: 17 July 2008 at 2:32pm
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light saber daft punk- one more time gary busey, he gets a lightsaber to though ------------- 
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Posted By: K Hop
Date Posted: 17 July 2008 at 2:50pm
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M134 Falling Inside the Black - Skillet Chuck Norris |
Posted By: evillepaintball
Date Posted: 17 July 2008 at 2:53pm
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the only reason i would ever choose to bring chuck norris is so that i could claim he was a zombie, shoot him in the head, and finally bury that horse for good.
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Posted By: Predatorr
Date Posted: 17 July 2008 at 2:58pm
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M-4 with M-204 attached. I don't normally listen to metal, but, A monument encased in ash- Showdown Mark Wahlberg's character from Shooter. |
Posted By: CaffineAddict
Date Posted: 17 July 2008 at 2:58pm
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High Explosives, napalm or sarin gas Disco Inferno "Burn baby Burn" McCoy from Star Trek "He's dead Jim"
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Posted By: Snipa69
Date Posted: 17 July 2008 at 3:05pm
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Really? Am I gonna have to be the guy to say this? Alright: Winchester Defender THRILLER-MJ....can't believe NOBODY else said that yet. I mean cmon, ZOMBIES! And Clint Eastwood ------------- http://imageshack.us - [IMG - http://img456.imageshack.us/img456/857/sig9ac6cs1mj.jpg - |
Posted By: carl_the_sniper
Date Posted: 17 July 2008 at 3:06pm
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Posted By: pb125
Date Posted: 17 July 2008 at 3:07pm
winner. ------------- 
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Posted By: Brian Fellows
Date Posted: 17 July 2008 at 3:12pm
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Posted By: xXK1CK1NVV1NGXx
Date Posted: 17 July 2008 at 3:48pm
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My 12 gauge shotty I don't know which song, but I always have my iPod with me so I would choose at the time. anyone who could get a hold of a golf cart to drive through the mall. ------------- <Sig violation, Section 1> |
Posted By: Tical2.0
Date Posted: 17 July 2008 at 3:49pm
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Machete Thriller And This man  ------------- 
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Posted By: Evil Elvis
Date Posted: 17 July 2008 at 3:53pm
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Weapon: 1990 Ford Bronco
Song: Hunka Burning Love Playing on the 8 Trac. Side Kick: Shorty gonna need someone to open the door to his stash. The Plan: Drive out over the Zombie go to Shorty's house, Arm Up and reload, Road Trip to Castle Linganstien for the Zombie Apocalypse. ------------- 
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Posted By: Hysteria
Date Posted: 17 July 2008 at 4:02pm
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G36C Never Going To Give You Up - Rick Astley Scarlett Johansson |
Posted By: Tical2.0
Date Posted: 17 July 2008 at 4:08pm
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all you people are guna be screwed once you run outta bullets -------------
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Posted By: Pariel
Date Posted: 17 July 2008 at 4:14pm
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12 gauge Ithaca 37 Featherlight sawed-off
Barby Girl Terminator |
Posted By: Tical2.0
Date Posted: 17 July 2008 at 4:16pm
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Fedor>* -------------
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Posted By: WGP guy2
Date Posted: 17 July 2008 at 4:22pm
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Real weapon(s): daishō (I won't run out of bullets!) Fake Weapon: lightsaber Song: Die ___ ___ die - Dope Person: Kimbo or MacGyver |
Posted By: Tical2.0
Date Posted: 17 July 2008 at 4:23pm
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Kimbo would only last 2 minutes then gas out. -------------
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Posted By: sporx
Date Posted: 17 July 2008 at 4:32pm
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-gunblade
-zombie, the cranberries -squall leonhart ------------- 
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Posted By: carl_the_sniper
Date Posted: 17 July 2008 at 4:35pm
Overrated guns are overrated ------------- <just say no to unnecessarily sexualized sigs> |
Posted By: CaffineAddict
Date Posted: 17 July 2008 at 4:37pm
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But nothing at Shorty's works! What are you going to do, throw em at them? ------------- CaffineAddict Team OMHW Seattle Wa. Vist my Blog at SeattlePaintball.blogspot.com |
Posted By: Tical2.0
Date Posted: 17 July 2008 at 4:43pm
Look up sir. -------------
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Posted By: Ceesman762
Date Posted: 17 July 2008 at 4:45pm
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mossberg 590 w/ bayonet Slayer R. Lee Ermey ------------- Innocence proves nothing FUAC!!!!! |
Posted By: Brian Fellows
Date Posted: 17 July 2008 at 4:53pm
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Posted By: -ProDigY-
Date Posted: 17 July 2008 at 4:56pm
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Cyndi Lauper - Time After Time Mario Lopez ------------- 
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Posted By: Yomillio
Date Posted: 17 July 2008 at 5:12pm
Mah pool noodle ain't runnin out. -------------
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Posted By: t_hop
Date Posted: 17 July 2008 at 5:13pm
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almost perfect, but weapon is, like said before, over-rated. ------------- "I'm here to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and I'm all out of bubblegum." |
Posted By: ctchofday
Date Posted: 17 July 2008 at 5:19pm
** Vahalla. I love that song. 1. M14 2. Amon Amarth - Pediction of Qarfare 3. Mila Jojovich... kickass and very hot for to make sexy time with later ------------- Xbl:PhantomReign97 
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Posted By: Beil
Date Posted: 17 July 2008 at 5:37pm
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1. Springfield Armory M1A, or FN FAL 2. Save Tonight-Eagle Eye Cherry 3. the Master Chief (w/ assault rifle) |
Posted By: notXXscared
Date Posted: 17 July 2008 at 5:39pm
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Light Saber/Katana Go to Sleep- Eminem Sylvester Stalone ------------- 
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Posted By: Kingtiger
Date Posted: 17 July 2008 at 5:41pm
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Light saber or a barret .50 calibre living dead girl by rob zombie probably shorty. |
Posted By: Ace_Of_Spades
Date Posted: 17 July 2008 at 5:50pm
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that chainsaw gun Mann gegen Mann-Rammstein Jackie Chan or Jet Li
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Posted By: blackdog144
Date Posted: 17 July 2008 at 6:21pm
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A nice aluminum baseball bat preferably 33-30 Led Zeppelins Kashmir and Jason Stathem (sp?) ------------- http://imageshack.us">  
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Posted By: Snipa69
Date Posted: 17 July 2008 at 6:23pm
Yeah, said it AFTER me. Doesn't count, sorry. ------------- http://imageshack.us - [IMG - http://img456.imageshack.us/img456/857/sig9ac6cs1mj.jpg - |
Posted By: Evil Elvis
Date Posted: 17 July 2008 at 6:26pm
Only Shorty PB stuff sucks while for zombies 5.56 is a real crappy round beats nothing and the stand off range is quite nice to compared the range i'd have to be to engage with my .500 Mag. So the bronco will get us arround disabled cars and off main bogged down roads so we can avoid the mass crowds attracting hordes of undead. -------------
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Posted By: Rambino
Date Posted: 17 July 2008 at 6:37pm
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1. Batmobile 2. Whatever she likes 3. Catwoman ------------- [IMG]http://i38.tinypic.com/aag8s8.jpg"> |
Posted By: ThatGuitarGuy
Date Posted: 17 July 2008 at 6:39pm
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M1A1 Main Battle Tank (No one said you had to be able to hold it) Don't Stop Me Now - Queen Eliza Dushku ------------- Skillet: I've never been terribly fond of the look of a vagina |
Posted By: mod98commando
Date Posted: 17 July 2008 at 6:41pm
------------- oreomann33: Everybody invades Poland Rofl_Mao: And everyone eats turkey Me: But only if they're hungary Mack: Yeah but hungary people go russian through their food and end up with greece on everyth |
Posted By: Evil Elvis
Date Posted: 17 July 2008 at 6:41pm
1963 Futura Batmobile or 2006 "jumper" Batmobile? Ertha kitt, Julie Newman, Michele Pfieffer or Halle Berry Catwoman? -------------
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Posted By: Rambino
Date Posted: 17 July 2008 at 6:42pm
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1. F-16 2. We're Not Gonna Take It 3. T-Rex ------------- [IMG]http://i38.tinypic.com/aag8s8.jpg"> |
Posted By: Rambino
Date Posted: 17 July 2008 at 6:43pm
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I would prefer the 1963 model, but it doesn't offer the kind of protection I need, so I'll go with the Michael Keaton version. Catwoman - either Halle Berry or Michelle Pfeiffer will do. Aw, heck - any Catwoman would work for me. ------------- [IMG]http://i38.tinypic.com/aag8s8.jpg"> |
Posted By: Shub
Date Posted: 17 July 2008 at 6:58pm
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1. 12 gauge
2. Thunderkiss '65 3. John McClane |
Posted By: procarbinefreak
Date Posted: 17 July 2008 at 6:59pm
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like the whips? I'd go with a baseball bat, or other piece of lumber wrapped in razor wire for the sheer badassery. Jukebox hero by Foreigner and... a hot asian counterpart so we could re-populate. |
Posted By: proteus316
Date Posted: 17 July 2008 at 7:01pm
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chain saw Delirium Cordia-Fantomas Milla Jovovich |
Posted By: Rambino
Date Posted: 17 July 2008 at 7:04pm
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I think the main downside with the attractive female partner is that you will have to kill her when she turns. Therefore: 1. XBox 360, for my enjoyment. 2. Whatever soundtrack from said XBox. 3. General Grievous + 4 lightsabers to take care of business while I play XBox. He won't be a zombie anytime soon. ------------- [IMG]http://i38.tinypic.com/aag8s8.jpg"> |
Posted By: unvolution
Date Posted: 17 July 2008 at 7:11pm
1. crowbar 2. surperbeast - rob zombie 3. patton |
Posted By: Evil Elvis
Date Posted: 17 July 2008 at 7:25pm
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Posted By: Gatyr
Date Posted: 17 July 2008 at 7:26pm
I was definitely thinking Sith Lord for my counterpart. Weapon would be death star or light saber. Song would be Queen - Don't Stop Me Now. ------------- 
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Posted By: Skillet42565
Date Posted: 17 July 2008 at 8:17pm
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You noobs are forgetting with your bats and stuff that blood transfers the zombie virus. Have gun getting contaminated at close range.
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Posted By: rednekk98
Date Posted: 17 July 2008 at 8:20pm
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M1928 Tommy gun, 50 or 100 round drum mags Ride of the Valkeries, Wagner Rose McGowan with M-4/203 leg from Planet Terror. |
Posted By: TheWrAith
Date Posted: 17 July 2008 at 8:46pm
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I want to do another being I didn't know we could use fictional weapons/characters... obviously the Light Saber would be the best weapon, being it would caurterize the wound instantly allowing no blood to splash fling all over you, "Last post I said a chainsaw, You would turn almost instantly from the blood flinging all over the place, a gas mask would solve this tho. -LightSaber The song would be the most over played song in the world, but it builds up over and over again, which would lead to some massive zombie killin.. -Requiem for a Dream-Clint Mansel I would have to say either Pyramid Head, from the Silent Hill movie, or the Alien Queen... would be fun to just see that one happen... pissed off Alien Queen in a mall flooding with zombies.. that would be interesting.. -Alien Queen |
Posted By: K Hop
Date Posted: 17 July 2008 at 9:57pm
this one?  |
Posted By: Ace_Of_Spades
Date Posted: 17 July 2008 at 10:00pm
that would be the one -------------
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Posted By: SSOK
Date Posted: 17 July 2008 at 10:08pm
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1. FN SCAR chambered in .400 Hornandy(Sp?)(for kicks and giggles, a lightsaber bayonet) 2. "Fish Heads" 3. EE, I want to roll in the Bronco. ------------- 
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Posted By: *Stealth*
Date Posted: 17 July 2008 at 10:33pm
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A Med Weight Ax, with a blunt end. Bitter Sweet Symphony - The Verve Fogel - From Super Bad. Filmed in slow motion. |
Posted By: Rambino
Date Posted: 17 July 2008 at 11:11pm
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I'd like to amend my prior answer by dropping General Grievous, and taking a Model T-X instead, reprogrammed to do my bidding, of course. I don't think Grievous would be much fun to hang out with after destroying all the zombies. ------------- [IMG]http://i38.tinypic.com/aag8s8.jpg"> |
Posted By: slackerr26
Date Posted: 17 July 2008 at 11:15pm
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ak-47 with lots and lots of drums paper planes george bush(so i can trip him to slow the zombies down) ------------- 
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Posted By: carl_the_sniper
Date Posted: 17 July 2008 at 11:19pm
Drum magazines are are useless for most causes especuially this one LOL GUYS I HATE BUSH TOO FOR SOME REASON. AM I COOL NOW? ------------- <just say no to unnecessarily sexualized sigs> |
Posted By: GI JOES SON
Date Posted: 17 July 2008 at 11:57pm
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machine gun bad company by bad company bruce willis; die hard style |
Posted By: .357 Magnum
Date Posted: 18 July 2008 at 12:25am
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1: http://www.thefirearmblog.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/firearms-images-products-56l.jpg - Ruger Super Redhawk .44 Magnum 2: http:// - Black Sabbath - Sweet Leaf 3: http://starsmedia.ign.com/stars/image/article/836/836838/hero-showdown-john-mcclane-vs-jack-bauer-20071120024155853-000.jpg - Kiefer Sutherland My reasoning. 1: It's bad ass. 2: Good song. 3: Jack Bauer always finds a way to save the world. ------------- 
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Posted By: carl_the_sniper
Date Posted: 18 July 2008 at 12:30am
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He also finds a way to fly from America to England in an hour. ------------- <just say no to unnecessarily sexualized sigs> |
Posted By: reifidom
Date Posted: 18 July 2008 at 12:36am
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Anton Chigurh's captive bolt pistol
Closer - NIN Ash ------------- 
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Posted By: Kayback
Date Posted: 18 July 2008 at 2:14am
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Veritech VF-1 - Much Zombie stomping madness, and it can fly.
1812 Overture. Nothing like stomping zombies in style. River Tam. Future seeing, ass kicking nice piece of ass. KBK |
Posted By: rockerdoode
Date Posted: 18 July 2008 at 2:28am
Superfast government secret special jet. idiot. 1. Lightsaber. -Duh. You'll run out of bullets, and then you're effed. 2. Fight With Tools/Stand/Rise Up - Flobots -Just good to be like "yeah! suck it mothaeffahs! AMER'CAAAA!!!" to the zombies or whatever. 3. Yoda. With a lightsaber. -That saber fight in SW3 was awesome. Take that, and make it yoda vs. undead zombies. He'd clear the way and you'd clean up. Aaallll the way to alaska. Below 0 tempratures = no zombies. ------------- "According to Sue Johanson, theres nothing that can increase your manhood, trust me I've already looked into it for myself." -Zata |
Posted By: bravecoward
Date Posted: 18 July 2008 at 4:51am
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when did he fly from America to England?
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Posted By: Bunkered
Date Posted: 18 July 2008 at 12:42pm
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1) My claymore from the movie Braveheart with machete as backup.
2) Last Stand of Humanity - Bolt Thrower 3) Mel Gibson (as William Wallace) ------------- 
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Posted By: evillepaintball
Date Posted: 18 July 2008 at 1:26pm
i doubt youd want to use a prop sword for a life or unlife situation. -------------
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Posted By: Bunkered
Date Posted: 18 July 2008 at 2:12pm
Mine's not a bad quality sword. I'd probably need to sharpen it up a bit, but I paid a couple hundred for it and the steel isn't too bad. That, and my backup machete is very well built. And I'm pretty sure William Wallace would cover me if all else failed seeing as he'd consume the zombies with fireballs from his eyes, and bolts of lightning from his arse. -------------
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Posted By: Reb Cpl
Date Posted: 18 July 2008 at 2:31pm
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I can't believe I'm going to say this but: 1. MP5. I don't care much for them but the high ROF and the lighter rounds would serve me well in close quarters and enable me to carry more ammunition. Bladed weapons are too close for comfort for my taste. 2. Drowning Pool- Bodies 3. Its a toss up. The Cyber Demon from Doom, or Megan Fox in the interest of "Getting the girl" should we get out alive. ------------- ? |