Official Vent Thread.
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Topic: Official Vent Thread.
Posted By: Styro Folme
Subject: Official Vent Thread.
Date Posted: 25 July 2008 at 5:55pm
AKA, things you wish you could tell people in real life.
Rules:
1.Vent.
2.Reading rest of forum is optional.
3.Rants can be specific or broad.
4.You don't have to really follow these rules.
Okay, Here I go...
1. your new boyfriend raped his ex girlfriend, and that's why they broke up. He's not "committed" because they went out for 6 months. He's just willing to do a lot to lose his virginity, and she never put out.
2. your "best friend", who is also your ex boyfriend had sex with your best friend, who is also his step sister, while you where going out. They did this several times, and happened on birthdays, Christmas, and any other time they where left alone. Everyone knows about it except you and their parents...
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Posted By: jmac3
Date Posted: 25 July 2008 at 5:58pm
lolwut?
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Posted By: bravecoward
Date Posted: 25 July 2008 at 6:03pm
hahah stryo is gay
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Posted By: Mehs
Date Posted: 25 July 2008 at 6:06pm
GB2 Columbia MO
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Posted By: Styro Folme
Date Posted: 25 July 2008 at 6:09pm
bravecoward wrote:
hahah stryo is gay
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Mehs wrote:
GB2 Columbia MO
| k.
Sorry for the angst, though. Just so sick of my friends being idiots.
And another thing. What's the deal with airline food?
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Posted By: techietaichi
Date Posted: 25 July 2008 at 6:09pm
why wish you could tell people in real life? just say it, but pick your battles wisely.
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Posted By: Pariel
Date Posted: 25 July 2008 at 6:11pm
I'm confused...
*EDIT* But airline food does suck the balls.
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Posted By: Rambino
Date Posted: 25 July 2008 at 6:11pm
That sounds about right for Missouri...
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Posted By: bravecoward
Date Posted: 25 July 2008 at 6:14pm
i always wonder waht i do with a step sister. do they act like bro and sister?
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Posted By: Ilford Rule
Date Posted: 25 July 2008 at 6:17pm
Styro, what in hell is up with yer friends...
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Posted By: Styro Folme
Date Posted: 25 July 2008 at 6:22pm
Rambino wrote:
That sounds about right for highschool... |
Fix't
bravecoward wrote:
i always wonder waht i do with a step sister. do they act like bro and sister?
| Generally, I suppose. It's creepy because they're in the same "click" and have the same friends. His girlfriend is her best friend and Her boyfriend is really good friends with her brother. Granted, If I had a step sister that was that cute, I can't say I wouldn't do the same, but it's the overall sleaziness of the entire situation... and I just see it as sleeping with your best friend's partner. The fact they are siblings only adds to the drama and whatnot.
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Posted By: Rambino
Date Posted: 25 July 2008 at 6:25pm
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Styro Folme wrote:
Fix't |
Actually, based on my experience, it sounds about right for Missouri for both HS and college. And all the rest of the time, too.
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Posted By: Skillet42565
Date Posted: 25 July 2008 at 6:27pm
This thread has some possibilities... quit being silly fellas. Just have fun with it. This is the reason original content is lacking these days :P
To Kroger Customers,
I hate you. All of you. Maybe not all, but most of you. You leave your carts in the parking spaces and stack them in handicap spots, whats up with that? Also, you smell, take a bath. Also, if you CAN work, stop using food stamps and draining my money before I stab you.
There, contributed.
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Posted By: Styro Folme
Date Posted: 25 July 2008 at 6:27pm
Rambino wrote:
Styro Folme wrote:
Fix't |
Actually, based on my experience, it sounds about right for Missouri for both HS and college. And all the rest of the time, too. | fair enough. I was mainly referring to the drama and whatnot, but I have no doubt that it happens a lot more than I would hear about.
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Posted By: Styro Folme
Date Posted: 25 July 2008 at 6:29pm
Skillet42565 wrote:
This thread has some possibilities... quit being silly fellas. Just have fun with it. This is the reason original content is lacking these days :P
To Kroger Customers,
I hate you. All of you. Maybe not all, but most of you. You leave your carts in the parking spaces and stack them in handicap spots, whats up with that? Also, you smell, take a bath. Also, if you CAN work, stop using food stamps and draining my money before I stab you.
There, contributed.
| Been there, also. Grocery jobs are the pits.
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Posted By: Ilford Rule
Date Posted: 25 July 2008 at 6:30pm
Styro Folme wrote:
bravecoward wrote:
i always wonder waht i do with a step sister. do they act like bro and sister?
| Generally, I suppose. It's creepy because they're in the same "click" and have the same friends. His girlfriend is her best friend and Her boyfriend is really good friends with her brother. Granted, If I had a step sister that was that cute, I can't say I wouldn't do the same, but it's the overall sleaziness of the entire situation... and I just see it as sleeping with your best friend's partner. The fact they are siblings only adds to the almost incest.
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fix't.
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Posted By: tallen702
Date Posted: 25 July 2008 at 7:09pm
Phew! Glad to get that off my chest!
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Posted By: Ilford Rule
Date Posted: 25 July 2008 at 7:14pm
tallen702 wrote:
Phew! Glad to get that off my chest! |
How did that get stuck to yer chest?
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Posted By: jmac3
Date Posted: 25 July 2008 at 7:18pm
I HATE THE ECONO LODGE FOR CHARGING ME $450 TO RECARPET A WHOLE ROOM JUST FOR SOME STAINS ON THE RUG, THAT I DON'T EVEN THINK WERE THERE!
Apparently "these rugs were just installed the day before your arrival...there is no doubt this was done by you and your guests"
Also they said: "As you probably know there is nothing to take this dye out"
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Posted By: choopie911
Date Posted: 25 July 2008 at 7:41pm
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These threads only really work when you're anonymous, that's why sites like grouphug and whatnot work.
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Posted By: Styro Folme
Date Posted: 25 July 2008 at 7:57pm
choopie911 wrote:
These threads only really work when you're anonymous, that's why sites like grouphug and whatnot work. | not really. I still consider this anonymous, seeing as nobody i know in real life goes to this forum... Exceptions, of course.
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Posted By: SSOK
Date Posted: 25 July 2008 at 8:00pm
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jmac3 wrote:
I HATE THE ECONO LODGE FOR CHARGING ME $450 TO RECARPET A WHOLE ROOM JUST FOR SOME STAINS ON THE RUG, THAT I DON'T EVEN THINK WERE THERE!
Apparently "these rugs were just installed the day before your arrival...there is no doubt this was done by you and your guests"
Also they said: "As you probably know there is nothing to take this dye out"
DKLSdkiAJDKLSDJSAKLDSAKLDSAKLDJSAKDJASL
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Posted By: Mack
Date Posted: 25 July 2008 at 8:42pm
Dear neighbor,
If you feel that you just must have in excess of two dozen cats, that is your business. However, if they continue using my yard as a litter box, I'm going to start trapping them and sticking their heads on the fence posts as a warning to the other neighborhood cats.
P.S. I'm getting kind of tired of your kids cutting across my lawn as well.
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Posted By: Ace_Of_Spades
Date Posted: 25 July 2008 at 8:49pm
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i hate A-holes who cut you off on the highway and keep driving when the others truck is left in a V-shape from smashing into the service road 20 feet down. And also the 10,000 passerbys who dont even bother to ask if your ok as you are lying next to your mangled vehicle wondering if the bashing your head took against the steering wheel was enough to cause a concussion b/c your damn airbags didn't go off.
And also i'd like to say to some of you people on the forums here. Peoples I.Q.s are not determined by what they post so stop judging people
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Posted By: sporx
Date Posted: 25 July 2008 at 9:00pm
um, styro... ditch those people and come hang out with us.
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Posted By: Bunkered
Date Posted: 25 July 2008 at 9:16pm
The things I could go on about at work...
YES! The cigarettes are, in fact, $6.10. If you don't like it, gtfo and quit complaining.
Gas is indeed $.20/gallon more than anywhere else. See above.
If you can't find the bathroom, you don't deserve to use it. There are signs, I don't feel like telling every woman on Earth where the bathroom is because they're too lazy to look.
Pre-pay is not a confusing concept. I don't need to hear your life story; just give me money, then go pump your gas.
Food items are non-returnable, and no amount of arguing/yelling at me is going to change that.
The trash under my counter is not an appropriate place to empty 44oz fountain drinks. There is a fairly large and obvious drain, right under where you got the pop from.
Cappucino is more expensive than coffee.
My freshly mopped floor is NOT a skating rink.
Making sure the store looks good is everyone's job, but I'm the only one that makes any effort.
And finally... When I say something to you, answer you asshat. I don't WANT to be friendly to everyone, I have to be. You can make my job that much easier by not being a complete prick and reciprocating when I tell you to have a good day or ask how you're doing.
Get the hell off your cellphone, I'm not a mindreader and can't guess what you need just by you pointing at my rack of cigarettes.
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Posted By: rednekk98
Date Posted: 25 July 2008 at 9:27pm
Dear congress,
borrowing money from china so we can send it to Saudi Arabia, frigging brilliant. 
Dear women, No matter how charming he seems, you really cant ignore the rape kit in his car. Also, he's not going to decide to settle down with you because you're the right one for him and you put out. That's what the last 50 women thought. You should probably get tested.
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Posted By: bravecoward
Date Posted: 25 July 2008 at 11:44pm
i suck at making out.
i said it.
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Posted By: DeTrevni
Date Posted: 26 July 2008 at 12:55am
People checking out at my checkstand: GET OFF YOUR FREAKING CELL PHONES. Kthnx.
People who are dumb: READ THE FREAKING COUPON AND SALES SHEET BEFORE HAND. I'm sick and tired of people coming in with last week's sales sheets and expired coupons for deals we no longer offer demanding compensation.
Raymond: Crap happens. Live with it.
Feels good, man.
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Posted By: xXK1CK1NVV1NGXx
Date Posted: 26 July 2008 at 12:55am
Dear Hy-Vee customers, shopping carts are not trashcans, there are to trashcans in front of the store. If you are to lazy to walk there to throw your stuff away than maybe you should wait until you are at home.
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Posted By: procarbinefreak
Date Posted: 26 July 2008 at 1:11am
Dear secretaries,
No, I don't want to take in an orphan dog. I don't care if it only has 3 days left before it gets put down. No, I don't want an orphan cat. No, my parents don't want another pet. No, I don't know any friends that would want one either. And no, your jack russel terrier attack dogs wouldn't scare be because I can kick their skull in with my foot.
Also, some of you are very rude. Please, don't call back less than 3 minutes after you call us to remind us that you just requested a job. It only makes us sit on the job longer just to piss you off. We will get to you when we can/want. If it's that important, I'm sure you can handle it by yourself, because chances are you want a light box moved one floor down... or worse... across the hall on the same floor.
Also, the courts generally close at 4:30 for filings. We can't get there and file your crap if you hand it to us at 4:15. I'm sorry, but we don't have a giant zip line that goes to the courthouse from the office... although that would kick ass.
Dear fellow summer students/coworkers,
Stop acting like i'm your friend. It's clear that none of you enjoy my presence... so just stop. I'm going to do the same. maybe you'll get the message if I start treating you like the assholes that you are.
Dear doctors and nurses,
we need more than just a patient's name when you want us to order some tests. seriously. throw us a bone.
Dear Lawyers,
You're doing everything perfectly... 
Love, PCF
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Posted By: ammolord
Date Posted: 26 July 2008 at 1:16am
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Dear sears salesmen & service pepole,
Take your crappy riding lawnmower and shove it. im tired to taking time off of work for you tools to come tell me sompthing i already know (ex. the deck broke, then motor blew up). come prepaired for the job and quit telling me "oh we dont have that part in stock". im tired of waiting 3 weeks for parts to come in and you to come fix it while my grass grows to extreame hights. your job is to fix the dang mower, not waste my freeking time. next time i will push the mower through the service enterance glass with my pickup.
wow, i feel better now.
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Posted By: High Voltage
Date Posted: 26 July 2008 at 2:07am
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Attention late night grocery store customers:
The doors on the produce side are locked at ten. They are locked for a reason, stop unlocking them to let your fat ass out and just walk around. You need the exercise.
Yes, we do close at midnight. Yes, I know Kroger is open 24 hours, but we are not and you are late. When they make the three announcements around closing time stop running for last minute purchases and pay for your stuff. Also, you heard the woman say the registers locked out at midnight, do not cry to me to override it. Again, you are late, gtfo.
Do not steal from my store while I'm here at night, especially if I know you personally. I don't care how fun you think triple C's are, pony up the cash or go somewhere big like walmart. We have cameras, they saw you take the stuff, it would be wise to stay away from the store.
IDK if anyone included this one yet, if they have it bears repeating. LOOK FOR ITEMS BEFORE ASKING ME. There are two large signs on every aisle with the contents listed. READ THEM.
Lastly, when I tell you where something is, do not argue it with me. Maybe you should ask me to come show you since your dumb ass can't see two feet from your face.
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Posted By: Tolgak
Date Posted: 26 July 2008 at 2:11am
Dear School,
1) If you're going to require that I choose the same section for two different classes, don't make it possible for one to be closed when the other isn't. I don't care about kids who failed one of the easiest classes you have to offer. Either give them a separate overflow section or get rid of your BS policy. It would have also helped if you informed me of this policy when I registered.
2) Your policy regarding off-campus flight for students switching into Aero-Sci is nothing more than a scam. Students who earned licenses while in high school are accepted, but if a student who started college education at my school in another degree completes a private pilot license before switching, he is ineligible to pursue an Aero Sci degree. Even without the completion, all the hours accrued mean nothing.
3) I am not a permanent resident alien, I am a citizen of the US and I
proved it to you 2 years ago. I have not shown you a single foreign
document to enforce the record you have. I can't think of any other
reason for this than a loss of my original record and a name that looks
funny to your record keepers.
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Dear some people I know,
Group A) I wasn't a terrorist, raghead, or haji back then. I'm not a Satanist, miser, or Communist now. You found out I wasn't a Christian and your view of me changed. It sucks to be judged for something so trivial.
Person A) You're not going to fail every class you take. In fact, you usually do quite well. Quit moaning about how difficult you think school is and try to see that this stuff comes naturally easy to you. It's a demotivator for people who have more hard classes than you.
Person B) You're not a nice guy and it's disgusting that people think of you as
one; despite how you treat your siblings in public, how you constantly
belittle those around you, and your obviously fake personality when
talking to people you don't like. You're a clueless git and an asshole,
no amount of crackers and grapejuice can change that.
/pissoffanddie
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Posted By: *Stealth*
Date Posted: 26 July 2008 at 2:11am
Dear customer service employees:
You're paid to clean up and deal with my crap. With a smile on your face - no matter how much of a jerk I am. Get over it.
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Posted By: Hysteria
Date Posted: 26 July 2008 at 2:28am
Dear LNAs (Late Night Assholes),
No, it is not cool if you come in 5 minutes before we close. Yes, it will take at least an hour for you to eat your entire meal. No matter how many nice bottles of wine you buy, your date probably will not sleep with you. Oh wait, the whore probably, will so leave my restaurant and get to it, please. I want to get home sooner than two hours after we close.
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Posted By: ¤ Råp¡Ð F¡rè ¤
Date Posted: 26 July 2008 at 3:21am
Dear thugs,
I know you're too lazy to get off your ass and get a job, but that's no excuse to shoot and kill a 15 year old girl for her purse. Please quit stealing, killing, and bring more attention/negative publicity/ghetto-image in our city/county.
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Posted By: Styro Folme
Date Posted: 26 July 2008 at 4:03am
Tolgak wrote:
Person B) You're not a nice guy and it's disgusting that people think of you as
one; despite how you treat your siblings in public, how you constantly
belittle those around you, and your obviously fake personality when
talking to people you don't like. You're a clueless git and an asshole,
no amount of crackers and grapejuice can change that.
/pissoffanddie
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Posted By: Pariel
Date Posted: 26 July 2008 at 7:32am
Dear babies,
Stop pooping and peeing everywhere. No one likes you.
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Posted By: Bunkered
Date Posted: 26 July 2008 at 8:05am
*Stealth* wrote:
Dear customer service employees:You're paid to clean up and deal with my crap. With a smile on your face - no matter how much of a jerk I am. Get over it.
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Only up until the point when the customer crosses the line. My boss says to use discretion, but if someone is being too much of an ass to me, I can refuse service and tell them to gtfo.
Or call the cops and say they were drunk driving after they leave. That's always fun, especially if it looks like they're in a hurry.
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Posted By: pntbl freak
Date Posted: 26 July 2008 at 11:43am
Dear Boss,
We have to many workers! We dont need 3 people to do a one person job. People just end up sitting around doing nothing when one person works. Sure you can say its easy work then but its boring as hell and makes the day drag on so much longer. Also, simple jobs dont take as long as you think they do. Stop saying "if we have time" when you give us a 1hr job with 4hr left in the day. I think you would get the hint that you have too many workers when you tell 3 of us to wash a truck when we have at least an hour left in the day. Telling us "take your time and do a really good job" doesnt make it last longer. We have 3 people washing a truck...it isnt going to take long at all. Oh I almost forgot... Im not stupid. When a swing or something breaks in one of the parks, I am smart enough to figure out how to fix it. We dont need a "senior employee" to come out there and fix it. Its just a swing. Same goes for using the tractor on the softball fields.
Dear Parents.
I know that you like to have the windows open in 90* weather so everyone in the house can sit and sweat but I dont. I work outside for 8 hours a day and dont want to come home and sit in the same heat I just did. I want to come home and be cool, at least for a little bit. When I tell you this, I dont need you to keep saying "When you go back down to school, you can do whatever you want to your apartment"
Also when I wake up I dont want to be asked 100 questions. Take today for example. I got up and had some cereal. I used the last of the milk that we had in the kitchen. Right away I get asked, do we have any milk outside in the garage. Now I dont know this because I dont keep a milk count on the milk we have in this house. Im sorry, I just dont. Now I can understand if someone else was looking for milk at the time...but no, I was the last person up so everyone else was done with breakfast. Plus, even if we dont have anymore milk out in the garage, how hard is it to just drive a few min and pick up another gallon?
Lots of rambling in there but it felt good. 
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Posted By: Skillet42565
Date Posted: 26 July 2008 at 11:57am
*Stealth* wrote:
Dear customer service employees:
You're paid to clean up and deal with my crap. With a smile on your face - no matter how much of a jerk I am. Get over it.
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I am not paid to put up with your crap, nor am I paid to clean up the spills and such you make. I am paid to bag groceries, help elderly and disabled customers to their vehicles, and bring in shopping carts. I am not paid nearly enough to deal with your pretentious bullcrap.
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Posted By: reifidom
Date Posted: 26 July 2008 at 11:58am
Dear random jerk,
Please do not park your truck near other cars while smoke is starting to come out of the engine compartment and then abandon it as it starts to catch fire. Thanks.
Dear other random jerk,
Yes, when you are behind me at a traffic light and the light turns green, please do not jump into the next lane, speed around me and then nearly hit me as you cut me off. This will cause me to flip you off, which will cause you to flip me off while slamming on your brakes. This will then cause me to flip you off again. You can see the pattern.
Please do not then get out of your car and threaten me while I sit there trying not to laugh at the five foot pony tail coming off of the back of your head and picture myself dragging you around by it like a little pet dog.
Please just get on the highway after the agreed upon flipping-off and let's get on with our lives.
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Posted By: jordanpischke
Date Posted: 26 July 2008 at 4:24pm
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To Mcdonalds:
You have the most retarded commercials in the world no one wants to take credit for your crappy burger. And what kind of idiot thought up that slogan "Just like you'd make so why not take the credit".
Also to the makers of COD4:
Fix the dang spawn points. In the last week I bet I have been spawn killed over 50 times and it really pisses me off. I mean spawning near someone isn't that bad but when you spawn directly in front of them and get knifed before you can even move its freaking annoying.
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Posted By: ammolord
Date Posted: 26 July 2008 at 4:28pm
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dear jerk that slamed open your door and hit my car while i was in it,
i hate you. i hope you enjoy your new pinstripe.
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Posted By: Pariel
Date Posted: 26 July 2008 at 5:01pm
Dear parents,
Stop sucking.
That's it. You're good other than that.
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Posted By: rockerdoode
Date Posted: 26 July 2008 at 11:53pm
Dear "Best Friend",
In the past two years, I have met a really awesome person, and have
made a friend that I could rely on and trust. I held complete confidince in
you, and loved you like you were my brother. However, I just learned that
you weren't the person I thought you were, and I made a mistake in
trusting you as much as I did. It wasn't you dropping out of highschool
and moving to Maryland, forcing me to relocate to a two bedroom
apartment, and put me under a financially tight time for a couple months.
It wasn't you selling me out in our last job, and getting me written up for
something I didn't do. It was when you told everyone at work, and in our
social circle that I slept with our boss, and cheated on my girlfriend while
drunk, when I really didn't. The past 3 months have been the most
turbulent months I've experinced due to you sociopathic actions and
tendencies, and I hope I never hear from or have to be around you again.
That being said, my girlfriend and I are still together because she knows
I'd never do anything like that. It's still a REALLY messed up thing to do.
In closing, f-you.
Sincerely,
Your "best friend"
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Posted By: Benjichang
Date Posted: 27 July 2008 at 12:02am
Dear Ex-girlfriend,
Stop calling me. I don't want to get back together.
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Posted By: Boss_DJ
Date Posted: 27 July 2008 at 1:31am
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Posted By: Hades
Date Posted: 27 July 2008 at 1:32am
Skillet42565 wrote:
You leave your carts in handicap spots, whats up with that? |
Why should some gimp get priority parking?
This is actually a great idea. The only problem I see with it is that the spaces are so close to the front door that the cart pushers can quickly move it out of the way.
I guess I could chain the carts to the handicap parking sign pole.
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Posted By: DeTrevni
Date Posted: 27 July 2008 at 2:28am
Wow. It really sucks to be some of you...
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Posted By: BARREL BREAK
Date Posted: 27 July 2008 at 3:56am
Dear Bottle,
Stop tempting me, I will kill you.
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Posted By: Skillet42565
Date Posted: 27 July 2008 at 9:02am
Hades wrote:
Skillet42565 wrote:
You leave your carts in handicap spots, whats up with that? |
Why should some gimp get priority parking?
This is actually a great idea. The only problem I see with it is that the spaces are so close to the front door that the cart pushers can quickly move it out of the way.
I guess I could chain the carts to the handicap parking sign pole. |
I appreciate your efforts in making my job easier, I really do, but we have a place to put up carts. We actually have several, stationed all over the lot on convenient locations. Even the yellow lines NEXT to the handicap spots would be a good place to put them, but people in wheel chairs and walkers can't really get out and move their carts.
Yes, I know you are only joking, since that's what you do, but I thought I'd answer this anyway.
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Posted By: Pariel
Date Posted: 27 July 2008 at 11:25am
Hades wrote:
Skillet42565 wrote:
You leave your carts in handicap spots, whats up with that? |
Why should some gimp get priority parking?
This is actually a great idea. The only problem I see with it is that the spaces are so close to the front door that the cart pushers can quickly move it out of the way.
I guess I could chain the carts to the handicap parking sign pole. |
Because life isn't harder when you're disabled, or anything like that...
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Posted By: Hades
Date Posted: 27 July 2008 at 11:59am
Skillet42565 wrote:
Hades wrote:
Skillet42565 wrote:
You leave your carts in handicap spots, whats up with that? |
Why should some gimp get priority parking?
This is actually a great idea. The only problem I see with it is that the spaces are so close to the front door that the cart pushers can quickly move it out of the way.
I guess I could chain the carts to the handicap parking sign pole. | I appreciate your efforts in making my job easier, I really do, but we have a place to put up carts. We actually have several, stationed all over the lot on convenient locations. Even the yellow lines NEXT to the handicap spots would be a good place to put them, but people in wheel chairs and walkers can't really get out and move their carts.Yes, I know you are only joking, since that's what you do, but I thought I'd answer this anyway. |
My concern isnt with moving the carts closer to the store making cart pusher's jobs easier, but rather blocking the spots so those who "need" to use it cant.
I find handicap parking spots ridiculous on many levels.
...And this time I am being serious.
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Posted By: Benjichang
Date Posted: 27 July 2008 at 12:36pm
I hate the Expectant Mothers parking spaces they have around here.
If they're going to do that, there should be Obese parking too.
And War Veteran parking.
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Posted By: Da Hui
Date Posted: 27 July 2008 at 12:48pm
If you pull out infront of me when I'm doing 45MPH down the road, hit the goddamn gas pedal. Dont do 32 for the next mile and half. I will kill you.
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Posted By: Bunkered
Date Posted: 27 July 2008 at 1:46pm
Dear Asians,
Stop being too arrogant to respond to me when I ask you questions. Just because you're good at math doesn't make you better than me.
*Edit: And learn how to drive without forcing me onto the shoulder. There are four lanes, you should only be occupying one.
Dear blacks,
I knew you wanted NewPorts, all you have to say is "kings" or "hundreds." Already ahead of you; here's today's lottery printout.
Dear Mexicans,
Learn effing English. If you made it to Michigan, you ought to have picked up some basic sentences along the way.
Dear whites,
Quit trying to start problems by using racial epithets in front of black customers. My 14-hour day is long enough without having to talk to the police.
Old people,
If you're going to give me change to pay for something, let me count it. You're too slow, and the line is too long.
My store was full of stereotypical people today, if you couldn't tell.
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Posted By: Benjichang
Date Posted: 27 July 2008 at 2:44pm
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Posted By: BARREL BREAK
Date Posted: 27 July 2008 at 2:49pm
Posted By: Da Hui
Date Posted: 27 July 2008 at 2:52pm
Bunkered wrote:
Dear Asians,
Stop being too arrogant to respond to me when I ask you questions. Just because you're good at math doesn't make you better than me.
*Edit: And learn how to drive without forcing me onto the shoulder. There are four lanes, you should only be occupying one.
Dear blacks,
I knew you wanted NewPorts, all you have to say is "kings" or "hundreds." Already ahead of you; here's today's lottery printout.
Dear Mexicans,
Learn effing English. If you made it to Michigan, you ought to have picked up some basic sentences along the way.
Dear whites,
Quit trying to start problems by using racial epithets in front of black customers. My 14-hour day is long enough without having to talk to the police.
Old people,
If you're going to give me change to pay for something, let me count it. You're too slow, and the line is too long.
My store was full of stereotypical people today, if you couldn't tell. |
OMFG RACIST!!!!111O1onE!!!
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Posted By: Skillet42565
Date Posted: 27 July 2008 at 3:25pm
I like Bunkered. It was also nice to see a Hades post that wasn't full of lame like they have been so common lately.
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Posted By: Uncle Rudder
Date Posted: 27 July 2008 at 3:31pm
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Dear Night Crew:
Stop complaining about the day crew, I don't care.
Dear Day Crew:
Stop complaining about the night crew, I don't care.
Dear "Hopsital Manager"
Get bent. Seriously. You are completely retarded. The simplest jobs are a struggle for you. Do EVERYONE a favor and go into your closet aka office, shut the door, and DO SOMETHING PRODUCTIVE. Get your nose out of my ass and stop riding me so hard. When it is clear that I am busy don't tell me to go outside and pull weeds, because I AM CLEARLY ALREADY BUSY. You know abso-f'ing-clutly nothing about what goes on in the back so why do you think you can come in there and start telling me everything is wrong? Do yourself a favor and learn to read the paperwork before you come and yell at me for doing what it says. You are 1) not a doctor and 2) not the owner of this company, so don't act like you are these things. Act like what you are, a pencil pushing douchebag who would have been fired 20 years ago if it wasn't for the sexual favors you give to one of the owners.
P.S. Get bent.
I can not accuratly discribe in words how much I hate that tool...
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Posted By: Beil
Date Posted: 27 July 2008 at 3:37pm
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Uncle Rudder wrote:
Dear Night Crew:
Stop complaining about the day crew, I don't care.
Dear Day Crew:
Stop complaining about the night crew, I don't care.
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^werd. same here. Dear Asshats:
1) Nobody thinks you're cool when you talk/text on your cell phone when driving. If you cut me off because you're too busy talking to your baby mama with an extremely loud stereo (how the hell can you hear anything else?) instead of operating the $50k vehicle you're in, expect a dirty look and obscene language shortly after. if you don't know how to drive in the first place, you shouldn't be multitasking. Remember: you have to be smarter than the car. 2) If you're going to drive on the highway in the fast lane, you'd dang well be doing faster than 55. Also, that blinking arrow on your instrument panel is to signal your intent to change lanes. you've apparently been planning on changing lanes for the past 10 miles. make up your dang mind. Also, that blue light on your instrument panel would be an indictator for your high beams. I'd appreciate it if you'd turn it off when someone's coming the other way.
Gun-free safe zones on college campuses aren't safe zones. After all, 100% of all criminals prefer their victims unarmed. It would be completely asinine to assume that criminals will obey the laws. They're criminals. If you're going to lecture me on the fact that guns kill and that they have no place anywhere, while i'm chilling at a party, and say that i'm a menace to society for: owning firearms and having my CCW, please be consistent: chain smoking cigarettes while lecturing me on the dangers of firearms is just....wow. If you're going to express your dislike for firearms, have a better line than "guns kill people." You know what? so does drunk driving. why are you drinking at a party and then driving home? hmmmmmm.
If you're going to call me a <insert insult here> just because I am pro-life, don't try to explain to me that aborting a fetus isn't murder. A fetus is human from conception; a fetus doesn't magically become a human being after birth----lest we forget several cases where pregnant women are killed by drunk drivers, and the drunk driver is charged with TWO counts of vehicular homicide. make up your freakin' mind!
ah....feels good.
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Posted By: Benjichang
Date Posted: 27 July 2008 at 3:39pm
Oh lawd.
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Posted By: SSOK
Date Posted: 27 July 2008 at 4:13pm
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rednekk98 wrote:
Dear congress,
borrowing money from china so we can send it to Saudi Arabia, frigging brilliant. 
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Link?
Atleast Canada isn't too far.
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Posted By: ammolord
Date Posted: 27 July 2008 at 10:37pm
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Dear me,
Get out of the house before you go insane and kill someone. you sat here all weekend, now go do sompthing.
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~Minister of Tinkering With Things That Go "BOOM!"(AKA Minister of Munitions)~
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Posted By: PaiNTbALLfReNzY
Date Posted: 28 July 2008 at 9:41am
Dear Life Cereal,
Where do you get off? Part of a balanced breakfast and delicious? Who do you think you are? By now you may have guessed I'm speaking ironically and have nothing but good things to say about what you do. Life cereal, do not change a thing.
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