Kinda Embarassing Problem...
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Topic: Kinda Embarassing Problem...
Posted By: Anonymous
Subject: Kinda Embarassing Problem...
Date Posted: 04 August 2008 at 12:46am
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So I registered an anonymous account. To be honest, I'm quite surprised this name hasn't been taken. I am a seasoned regular here, I'll go ahead and say that much. But here's the thing. When I used the restroom for #2, I noticed some blood on the paper when I wiped. This has been happening for a while now, about maybe a few months to a year, on and off. I don't hurt that bad, no stomach aches or anything, but it does kinda sting coming out. I decided to make a thread about it after tonights "reading room visit" I noticed a little more blood than usual. I'm starting to get kinda worried, but, aside from not being cheap, I hate going to doctors. Just wondering what you guys thought. I'm sure you can understand my desire to remain anonymous. Thanks. |
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Posted By: heliumman77
Date Posted: 04 August 2008 at 12:51am
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Yeah I understand but I've had that happen to me once or twice my whole lifetime and I'm pretty sure as long as it isn't a regular issue your good. I would consult a doctor if its always happening even over long periods of time.
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Posted By: impulse!
Date Posted: 04 August 2008 at 12:52am
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Quick WebMD search, their saying Crohns. http://www.webmd.com/ibd-crohns-disease/crohns-disease/crohns-disease-symptoms - http://www.webmd.com/ibd-crohns-disease/crohns-disease/crohn s-disease-symptoms ------------- 
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Posted By: RoboCop
Date Posted: 04 August 2008 at 12:52am
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I believe the mods can look at your IP address and look at what other accounts use the same IP. Then they can tell who you really are. Does it bleed because you wipe too hard? |
Posted By: usafpilot07
Date Posted: 04 August 2008 at 12:53am
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Use better toilet paper. It's cheaper than a doctor's visit. EDIT: Also,  are awesome ------------- Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo |
Posted By: heliumman77
Date Posted: 04 August 2008 at 12:53am
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Yeah I look at WebMd but that disease has many different symptoms then he has and well has no symptoms of that disease technically.
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Posted By: impulse!
Date Posted: 04 August 2008 at 12:55am
Yup. -------------
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RoboCop wrote:Posted By: .357 Magnum
Date Posted: 04 August 2008 at 1:00am
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You sure you're not just wiping to hard ? And yea, mods can look you up but I doubt they'll expose you. ------------- 
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Posted By: Anonymous
Date Posted: 04 August 2008 at 1:01am
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I know the mods can look me up, and I'm hoping they'll allow me to remain anonymous, but there's little I can do about that. As for the problem, well, if it was once or twice, I wouldn't be so worried, but it is fairly frequent, just kinda in bursts, if you know what I mean. Like I will have blood on the paper for like a week, then it will go away for a while, like a week or two, and come back. I don't think it's a diet thing, because I eat a rather wide variety of stuff. Oh, and it's not a "wiping too hard" thing. Also the condition of the stool is normal, if not on the firmer side, so I don't think it's Crohn's. |
Posted By: usafpilot07
Date Posted: 04 August 2008 at 1:04am
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If it IS just due to abrasions, which are not uncommon in that area, it WOULD be in "bursts." Everytime a scrape would happen there, a scab would form, and then each subsequent time you had to wipe, the scabs would be reopened, not really brain surgery.
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Posted By: Benjichang
Date Posted: 04 August 2008 at 1:06am
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I wouldn't really worry about it, as long as it's not happening regularly.
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Posted By: choopie911
Date Posted: 04 August 2008 at 1:08am
| Is it painful? How much blood? Tiny, tiny amounts, or a decent amount? Ever leave it in your boxers, or is it strictly when in use? |
Posted By: Enmity
Date Posted: 04 August 2008 at 1:09am
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I think it's sporx. Don't worry about it as long as it's uncommon, has happened to me before once or twice, but went away. ------------- 
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Posted By: Anonymous
Date Posted: 04 August 2008 at 1:09am
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Well, I'll try to be gentler. See what happens. If that's all it is, I'd feel kinda dumb. Though I never really thought I was wiping too hard. Choopie, it's not a tiny, tiny amount, but it's not enough to get to my boxers either. But it does happen only after defecation, so it's not like I'm just leaking or something. That's the best I can describe the situation, so I'm going to log out. I'll watch the thread though. |
Posted By: JohnnyHopper
Date Posted: 04 August 2008 at 1:18am
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Don't worry about it, I popped a seal last year during a little bout with a stomach virus. So they gave me a shiny metal jarvik bung hole. It's a real conversation piece. ------------- My shoes of peace have steel toes. |
Posted By: .357 Magnum
Date Posted: 04 August 2008 at 1:24am
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^ What?
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Posted By: Shub
Date Posted: 04 August 2008 at 1:42am
| LOL. Johnny Hopper only pops in every so often, to tell us bizarre stories about murders in his neighborhood, or to comment on poop. |
Posted By: JohnnyHopper
Date Posted: 04 August 2008 at 1:49am
I opened the thread 'cause I thought there would be pictures :( ------------- My shoes of peace have steel toes. |
Posted By: heliumman77
Date Posted: 04 August 2008 at 1:52am
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I would suggest the huggies really why not softer on the bum.
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Posted By: Styro Folme
Date Posted: 04 August 2008 at 2:09am
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I've actually thought about making an Anonymous username. That actually functioned as anonymous. Let anyone log into it, ect. For the lulz if you will. As for the situation, I wouldn't worry unless there was blood in the toilet. However, if it keeps happening, I would go see a doctor just in case. I don't mess around when it comes to my butthole or my penis. My first thought was just really bad hemorrhoids. Are you affected any other time than while defecating? |
Posted By: t_hop
Date Posted: 04 August 2008 at 2:39am
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Posted By: karll
Date Posted: 04 August 2008 at 3:14am
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If there is blood in your stool you have something to be worried about. Blood on the paper is no big deal. I have seen blood on the paper before. That is just from abrasions or little cuts and what not from wiping to hard or whatever it is you do. When you really notice blood (ie actual blood in the toilet or a really dark stool) in your stool then you should be worried.
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Posted By: Benjichang
Date Posted: 04 August 2008 at 9:17am
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Posted By: Bunkered
Date Posted: 04 August 2008 at 10:16am
It'd be kind of cool until someone thinks they won't get it banned by posting porn/whatever. ------------- 
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Posted By: GI JOES SON
Date Posted: 04 August 2008 at 10:33am
unfortunately, as much as i wanted to laugh and pass this one off...i have read stories where there was a creepy roomate. as for wiping too hard, i don't think that would be it... honestly the only thing i can think of would be if your stool was much larger than usual past that, i'd schedule a routine check up at the doctors office and mention it while there |
Posted By: usafpilot07
Date Posted: 04 August 2008 at 10:39am
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It happens to me if I'm having stomach problems and going multiple times a day, but God was kind enough to grant mankind the technology of wet wipes, which stop this sort of thing from happening. Unfortunately, the OP has just decided to ignore my advice.
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Posted By: GI JOES SON
Date Posted: 04 August 2008 at 10:48am
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usaf-thats true...that happens to me from time to time. still couldn't hurt to get a physical done. supposed to get one every year or something like that |
Posted By: procarbinefreak
Date Posted: 04 August 2008 at 10:51am
| if you go to the doctor and tell him, expect to get 2 fingers up your pooster. |
Posted By: Pariel
Date Posted: 04 August 2008 at 11:07am
That was my thought too. Bleeding is pretty common with hemorrhoids, but they can be treated pretty easily.
You'd like that, wouldn't you PCF? 
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Posted By: SSOK
Date Posted: 04 August 2008 at 11:23am
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Reminds me of South Park wayyy too much. ------------- 
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Posted By: Mack
Date Posted: 04 August 2008 at 11:23am
The bad news is that PCF is probably right.
The further bad news is that despite your hatred of doctors you should see one on the outside chance that it is something serious. The good news is that he will probably tell you it is just hemorrhoids. ------------- 
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Posted By: agentwhale007
Date Posted: 04 August 2008 at 11:42am
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If it is not in the stool itself, as in the blood is not dark and dried, but is actually just "red blood," and is not enough to "leak," you are fine.
What happened is you probably strained too hard or held a load and it caused a slight anal tear from the pressure. That causes small amounts of red blood to be seen on the toliet paper, because the skin in your anus has actually got a tiny little cut in it. The problem is that those don't heal very fast, so every large dump you take henceforth can open the cut, leading to more blood on the paper. Do you remember an exceptionally large dook you may have taken where it hurt coming out? That was the one that probably caused the tear. If you are seeing more blood than usual, it could be because of a large dump. Another possibilities is hemorrhoids. You can look up what they are yourself, but they will also cause the symptoms you are getting, and sometimes won't cause the pain and discomfort that most people complain about. So yeah...not like I have looked this stuff up in a panic before or anything... |
Posted By: Zata
Date Posted: 04 August 2008 at 11:55am
| This thread is just too much... |
Posted By: rockerdoode
Date Posted: 04 August 2008 at 1:47pm
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Sounds like Crohns Disease. My roommate has it, and it isn't a pretty thing. If it's as regular as you're making it out to be, you need to go see a doctor.
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Posted By: usafpilot07
Date Posted: 04 August 2008 at 1:54pm
I knew it. Somewhere deep down I had a hunch. I just thought it was too good to be true. EDIT: hahahaha, someone forgot to log into their other account did they? ------------- Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo |
Posted By: rockerdoode
Date Posted: 04 August 2008 at 1:56pm
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This thread is not okay to read while you eat your breakfast.
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Posted By: oldpbnoob
Date Posted: 04 August 2008 at 2:06pm
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Crohns is a heck of a lot more than just blood on tp. It sounds nothing like Crohns. My cousin has it and has actaully had to have part of his instestines removed. Anonymous, you have roids my friend. Enjoy. Unless the blood is actually in your stool, you have nothing to worry about. That or tell your boyfriend to go easier next time. ------------- "When I grow up I want to marry a rich man and live in a condor next to the beach" -- My 7yr old daughter. |
Posted By: unvolution
Date Posted: 04 August 2008 at 2:27pm
| go to the doctor... its been happening for over a year... |
Posted By: Benjichang
Date Posted: 04 August 2008 at 3:03pm
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Posted By: Mack
Date Posted: 04 August 2008 at 3:04pm
So . . . if he gets mad at USAF about this post . . . would that be a case of 'roid rage? -------------
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Posted By: Rambino
Date Posted: 04 August 2008 at 3:11pm
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I think usaf should be careful what he is implying, since "Anonymous'" IP address does NOT match Magnum's. It does, however, match the IP address for one usafpilot07... Unclear who is trolling whom. ------------- [IMG]http://i38.tinypic.com/aag8s8.jpg"> |
Posted By: Benjichang
Date Posted: 04 August 2008 at 3:22pm
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The plot thickens..
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Posted By: FlimFlam
Date Posted: 04 August 2008 at 3:24pm
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Posted By: High Voltage
Date Posted: 04 August 2008 at 3:58pm
Mind games. I bet it was HP. ------------- 
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Posted By: usafpilot07
Date Posted: 04 August 2008 at 4:11pm
You caught me.  ------------- Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo |
Posted By: jmac3
Date Posted: 04 August 2008 at 4:33pm
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ha, how did you get the dodgy?... ------------- Que pasa? 
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Posted By: Benjichang
Date Posted: 04 August 2008 at 4:48pm
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It's just like any other image that you can link from a host.
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Posted By: sporx
Date Posted: 04 August 2008 at 4:52pm
you were WRONG! i'm not that stupid to actually plot out a bloody poo situation. ------------- 
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Posted By: rednekk98
Date Posted: 04 August 2008 at 6:17pm
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Tell your boyfriend: USE MOAR LUBE N00B! But seriously, don't eat a pile of popcorn and combine it with mexican food and you probably wont have that problem. |
Posted By: Predatorr
Date Posted: 04 August 2008 at 7:15pm
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I didn't read any other posts, but I remember a talk our AP Psychology teacher had, who also happens to be a doctor. He said, if you're butthole bleeds for no reason, see a doctor. It could be colon cancer, among other things. Even if it's bad roids, you should still see a doctor. It could be something that's really serious, I'd see a doctor immediately. |
Posted By: Mehs
Date Posted: 04 August 2008 at 7:22pm
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Sounds like an anal fissure. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anal_fissure - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anal_fissure More fiber/stool softener, less sand paper toilet paper, and it should all be fine. ------------- [IMG]http://i27.tinypic.com/1538fbc.jpg"> Squeeze Box ☣ |
Posted By: Pariel
Date Posted: 04 August 2008 at 7:30pm
| 'Anal fissure' just sounds needlessly horrible. |
Posted By: Styro Folme
Date Posted: 04 August 2008 at 7:49pm
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Posted By: Mack
Date Posted: 04 August 2008 at 8:06pm
Party pooper. -------------
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Posted By: DeTrevni
Date Posted: 04 August 2008 at 8:21pm
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Mack, sometimes your puns are a pain in the butt... ------------- Evil Elvis: "Detrevni is definally like a hillbilly hippy from hell"
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Posted By: Ace_Of_Spades
Date Posted: 04 August 2008 at 9:23pm
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i lol'd hard, but true none the less ------------- 
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Posted By: Pariel
Date Posted: 04 August 2008 at 9:47pm
There are so many places to go with this. But I'll leave it alone. |
Posted By: Mack
Date Posted: 05 August 2008 at 1:51am
The puns were coming out so nicely . . . then you came along and wrecked 'em.  -------------
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Posted By: impulse!
Date Posted: 05 August 2008 at 1:56am
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Mack: You cat looks to be prairie doggin.
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Posted By: mod98commando
Date Posted: 05 August 2008 at 4:17am
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I've taken many an oversized poo in my time, some causing said symptoms. The blood is usually only on the TP but once it was on the poo as well. However, just looking at the size of that mud baby made it clear that its size was the reason for the blood and the less than wonderful feeling as it escaped. If it was a sizeable turd that started it and a very small amount of blood then I wouldn't worry. If you drop a deuce big enough to tear your corn hole then it'll take some time to heal fully since every crap after that will likely reopen the cut but eventually it will stop. If there is a significant amount of blood (as in more than a few drops) then it could be more serious and you should definitely talk to a doctor. There are tons of reasons why you could be getting bloodpoo (sidenote: why does the spellcheck not have a problem with the word bloodpoo?), some may require immediate action. You'll have to use your judgement there.
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