JOKES
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Topic: JOKES
Posted By: White o Light
Subject: JOKES
Date Posted: 19 August 2008 at 4:50pm
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TELL SUM JOKES!
What is the difference between an etheopian child and a pair of jeans!?!?! THE JEANS ONLY HAVE ONE FLY ON THEM!!!!! ZIGN ------------- 
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Posted By: Hades
Date Posted: 19 August 2008 at 5:07pm
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R.I.P. BLand
Now that is some funnies.... ------------- 
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Posted By: BARREL BREAK
Date Posted: 19 August 2008 at 5:08pm
haha i lol'd. 
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Posted By: Ace_Of_Spades
Date Posted: 19 August 2008 at 5:13pm
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whut i do?
no but seriously, we can make fun of any race ( see White-o-lights above) but yet, when it comes to black jokes whats the big deal, i crack them with people all the time, they all laugh at the quarterback one, i mean really people, get a sense of humor and stop thinking others are racist. ------------- 
J. Thompson #5150- http://www.pbnation.com/showthread.php?t=2945831 - Happiness Is A Tupperware Fed Weapon |
Posted By: Mack
Date Posted: 19 August 2008 at 5:16pm
. . . and the countdown to strike 3 has begun. ------------- 
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Ace_Of_Spades wrote:Posted By: rockerdoode
Date Posted: 19 August 2008 at 5:50pm
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You know ace, I finally liked you, and you went and got yourself banned. You might as well make a new account now.
JOKE: ------------- "According to Sue Johanson, theres nothing that can increase your manhood, trust me I've already looked into it for myself." -Zata |
Posted By: Mack
Date Posted: 19 August 2008 at 5:56pm
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Posted By: Skillet42565
Date Posted: 19 August 2008 at 6:03pm
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So a horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" And the horse says "My son was recently diagnosed with multiple sclerosis." ------------- 
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Posted By: Kingtiger
Date Posted: 19 August 2008 at 6:12pm
| a sandwich walks into a bar and the bartender says "Sorry, we don't serve food." |
Posted By: DeTrevni
Date Posted: 19 August 2008 at 6:14pm
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TWO BLONDS WALK INTO A BAR. YOU THINK ONE OF THEM WOULD'VE SEEN IT!!! LOLOLOL!!!1! /cruise control ------------- Evil Elvis: "Detrevni is definally like a hillbilly hippy from hell" 
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Posted By: ThatGuitarGuy
Date Posted: 19 August 2008 at 6:14pm
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Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls. ------------- Skillet: I've never been terribly fond of the look of a vagina |
Posted By: unvolution
Date Posted: 19 August 2008 at 6:19pm
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a dislexic man walks into a bank and yells "gimme the money, i have a nug" a dislexic man give the order to build a prison... all the prisoners are held in by bras |
Posted By: Ace_Of_Spades
Date Posted: 19 August 2008 at 6:33pm
i took it off, i dont understand what the big deal is, really...really really. its a damn joke people, NTM it is also true, football has nearly all black people (the NFL anyways) except the Quarterback (with a few exceptions) and i lived 3 months near a prison this summer and i can also vouch for the Second joke being true as well, but yet ONCE AGAIN, its a joke people, stop pulling the "oh hes such a racist" crap and get a backbone
EDIT: and rockerdoode, lol it only took me 800+ posts -------------
J. Thompson #5150- http://www.pbnation.com/showthread.php?t=2945831 - Happiness Is A Tupperware Fed Weapon |
Posted By: Mack
Date Posted: 19 August 2008 at 7:01pm
White o Light's joke, while in very poor taste, was not a racial joke. It was based on country of origin as opposed to ethnicity. -------------
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Posted By: Dune
Date Posted: 19 August 2008 at 7:09pm
You live near a prison, so you can vouch for the second? When you typed that did you honestly believe that your residence and ignorant observation techniques allow you to comment on a race of people? Just when I think I've heard it all... |
Posted By: Ilford Rule
Date Posted: 19 August 2008 at 7:19pm
Have you heard a man eat his own head? ------------- CPro (w/ polished internals) 14" Bigshot BT SBS Various Rails NcSTAR D4B Macro AA 68/45 
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Posted By: Skillet42565
Date Posted: 19 August 2008 at 7:23pm
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He just made a joke, its no big deal. As a matter of fact, racist jokes are hilarious.
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Posted By: Dune
Date Posted: 19 August 2008 at 7:24pm
And boom, there you go, you got me.
It's actually not the joke that's upsetting, it's the way he tried to legitimize it as if it was generally accepted as the truth because he believes it is. |
Posted By: Skillet42565
Date Posted: 19 August 2008 at 7:26pm
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But it is the truth >_>
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Posted By: Styro Folme
Date Posted: 19 August 2008 at 7:29pm
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Someone tell a good white person joke. Also, Have you heard about American Airline's new promotional deal? They fly you from the airport, straight to your office. |
Posted By: Skillet42565
Date Posted: 19 August 2008 at 7:31pm
Brace yourself for the same crap I got in the laugh/lose. -------------
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Posted By: tallen702
Date Posted: 19 August 2008 at 7:51pm
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You know, sometimes my mother tells me that she wishes I'd never been born.... but I know she doesn't mean it, because then she'd have a 28 year old man living in her vagina. ------------- <Removed overly wide sig. Tsk, you know better.> |
Posted By: Ilford Rule
Date Posted: 19 August 2008 at 7:51pm
I got you? Is that a good thing or bad thing?  ------------- CPro (w/ polished internals) 14" Bigshot BT SBS Various Rails NcSTAR D4B Macro AA 68/45
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Posted By: lilsully4
Date Posted: 19 August 2008 at 8:14pm
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We can't dance ------------- 
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Posted By: DzXs
Date Posted: 19 August 2008 at 8:38pm
| who was the first jewish baker. |
Posted By: ammolord
Date Posted: 19 August 2008 at 9:26pm
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dzxs, hitler? "why do you have to see the glass half empty insted of half full with a guys face in it?" - Stephen Colbert ------------- PSN Tag: AmmoLord XBL: xXAmmoLordXx ~Minister of Tinkering With Things That Go "BOOM!"(AKA Minister of Munitions)~ |
Posted By: Thor
Date Posted: 19 August 2008 at 9:38pm
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Fine, I'll spew one.
What's the difference between a pizza and a holocaust victim? Pizza's don't scream in the oven. Note: No race mentioned. ------------- A second class drive is always better than a first class walk. |
Posted By: ThatGuitarGuy
Date Posted: 19 August 2008 at 9:39pm
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What do a pizza delivery boy and a gynecologist have in common? They can both smell it, but they can't eat it. ------------- Skillet: I've never been terribly fond of the look of a vagina |
Posted By: Styro Folme
Date Posted: 19 August 2008 at 9:41pm
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How many ska kids does it take to change a light bulb? 4; 1 to drop it, and 3 to pick-it-up, pick-it-up, pick-it-up! |
Posted By: ThatGuitarGuy
Date Posted: 19 August 2008 at 9:44pm
whut? I don't get it ------------- Skillet: I've never been terribly fond of the look of a vagina |
Posted By: RoboCop
Date Posted: 19 August 2008 at 9:46pm
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What does every black joke start with? With the joker looking around to see if there are any black people near by. |
Posted By: Thor
Date Posted: 19 August 2008 at 9:51pm
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What do you call a black guy flying a plane?
A Pilot, you dirty racist! ------------- A second class drive is always better than a first class walk. |
Posted By: oreomann33
Date Posted: 19 August 2008 at 11:21pm
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LOL WOMENS RIGHTS.
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Posted By: Zata
Date Posted: 19 August 2008 at 11:33pm
Actually I always screw up and look around after I make the joke... |
Posted By: Gatyr
Date Posted: 19 August 2008 at 11:34pm
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DA HUI'S INTELLECT!
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Posted By: Boss_DJ
Date Posted: 20 August 2008 at 1:46am
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krl would be having a heart attack
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Posted By: White o Light
Date Posted: 20 August 2008 at 1:53am
WOAH LOLZ -------------
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Posted By: Ace_Of_Spades
Date Posted: 20 August 2008 at 4:05am
get a grip, really, even you laugh at racist jokes. And YES i can indeed vouch for the second one, as i have yet to see how it is ignorant seeing only black people in the prison when i drove past the court yart every damn day to work and back. And if i am missing something because of my "ignorance" than please do tell. We all know that there are indeed more African Americans than there are Caucasian and Latinos combined. Calling me ignorant for stating a well known fact is very ignorant in and of itself. Now with all that aside, once again its was just a joke, JUST a joke, nothing more, nothing less. If you get your panties in a wad over something as little as a (factual) mildly racist joke, on a forum none-the-less. You have issues. -------------
J. Thompson #5150- http://www.pbnation.com/showthread.php?t=2945831 - Happiness Is A Tupperware Fed Weapon |
Posted By: Kingtiger
Date Posted: 20 August 2008 at 4:36am
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Posted By: Da Hui
Date Posted: 20 August 2008 at 9:32am
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LOL GAYTR
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Posted By: White o Light
Date Posted: 20 August 2008 at 9:34am
GUD CUM BUCK -------------
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Posted By: Dune
Date Posted: 20 August 2008 at 10:19am
I can easily call you ignorant for this, because your "well known fact" is very wrong. In fact, whites make up the most in the prison population, and their numbers as well has hispanic numbers are rising much faster than blacks. Blacks may be disproportionally represented based on population numbers, but that has nothing to do with your joke or reasoning. Therefore, there is nothing factual about your joke. If you were to take five minutes to do some research instead of relying on your observation of ONE correctional facitility and your false interpretation of race, you'd see how far off you are. Furthermore, I do not usually find racist jokes amusing. However, I do not care whether or not people tell them, it's not my business. What is ridiculous is that when backed into a corner, you tried to justify your joke by claiming that its both factual and you have the experience to vouch for it. That, is simply ignorant and immature. Make any joke you want, I laugh at some pretty horrible things, but don't try to claim truth with faulty statistics and "research." |
Posted By: Da Hui
Date Posted: 20 August 2008 at 10:23am
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I read something on CNN saying that white people would be the minority by 2050. Should we begin preparations for the NAAWP and United White College Fund? -------------
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Posted By: Zata
Date Posted: 20 August 2008 at 10:23am
| On a side note, I can't remember which, but its either 1 in 4 or 1 in 3 black males will end up in the system, which also doesn't necessarily mean prison. I was surprised. |
Posted By: reifidom
Date Posted: 20 August 2008 at 10:47am
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A panda bear walks into a cafe' and orders a sandwich. When he finishes the sandwich he stands up, pulls out a pistol and starts firing shots into the air while everybody dives for cover.
When he's out of bullets he calmly puts away the pistol and heads for the door. The waiter jumps up and says, "Hey, what the hell was that all about?" The panda looks a little surprised, but tosses a badly written wildlife book to the waiter and tells him, "I'm a panda, look it up." Confused, the waiter turns to the entry on pandas. "White-and-black, bear-like animal native to China. Eats, shoots & leaves." ------------- 
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Posted By: ammolord
Date Posted: 20 August 2008 at 11:21am
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^ i loled ^ ------------- PSN Tag: AmmoLord XBL: xXAmmoLordXx ~Minister of Tinkering With Things That Go "BOOM!"(AKA Minister of Munitions)~ |
Posted By: Akhmed
Date Posted: 20 August 2008 at 11:24am
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Sadly, so did I. :) ------------- "Virtue is more to be feared than vice, because its excesses are not subject to the regulation of conscience. " http://zombo.com/ - Most awesome site EVAR! |
Posted By: Gatyr
Date Posted: 20 August 2008 at 11:27am
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Posted By: evillepaintball
Date Posted: 20 August 2008 at 11:33am
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A vampire walks into a restraunt and sits down. the waiter asks him "what'll you have?" the vampire says "just a cup of hot water." the waiter leaves and comes back and sets down the cup of water and says "here you go, but why do you just want hot water?" the vampire pulls out a used tampon and says "I'm going to make tea." ------------- 
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Posted By: PaiNTbALLfReNzY
Date Posted: 20 August 2008 at 2:18pm
AWWWWWWWWWWW 
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Posted By: Skillet42565
Date Posted: 20 August 2008 at 3:06pm
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I lol'd
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Posted By: Benjichang
Date Posted: 20 August 2008 at 3:19pm
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How many indie kids does it take to change a light bulb? WHAT YOU DON'T KNOW?! It's a pretty obscure number actually. How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Feminists don't change anything. How many punks does it take to change a light bulb? 3. One to change the light bulb, one to kick the ladder out from under him, and one to yell "THAT'S PUNK RAWK" -------------  irc.esper.net #paintball |
Posted By: Da Hui
Date Posted: 20 August 2008 at 3:21pm
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^ I LOL'd. Especially at the Feminist one. -------------
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Posted By: evillepaintball
Date Posted: 20 August 2008 at 3:36pm
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How many Irish does it take to change a lightbulb? 2. One to hold the bulb, and another to drink until the room starts spinning. -------------
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Posted By: White o Light
Date Posted: 20 August 2008 at 3:41pm
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How many Dai Hui's does it take to screw in a light bulb?
IDK BUT MAN IS COOL -------------
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Posted By: Zata
Date Posted: 20 August 2008 at 3:59pm
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This is the only clean one I have... What do you call a man with no arms and no legs who lays on your front porch? Matt! ahahhahahahah, good one right? |
Posted By: White o Light
Date Posted: 20 August 2008 at 4:41pm
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What kind of bees make milk?
BOO-BEES!!!!!!!! -------------
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Posted By: bravecoward
Date Posted: 20 August 2008 at 6:30pm
Reel big fish fan? and pakking popcorn's joke was funny ------------- 
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Posted By: procarbinefreak
Date Posted: 20 August 2008 at 6:58pm
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what's small, red, and crawls up legs!? a homesick abortion! |
Posted By: Ilford Rule
Date Posted: 20 August 2008 at 7:04pm
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What do you call someone who is your mother?
YOUR MOM!!!!! ------------- CPro (w/ polished internals) 14" Bigshot BT SBS Various Rails NcSTAR D4B Macro AA 68/45
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Posted By: choopie911
Date Posted: 20 August 2008 at 9:57pm
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Whats the difference between a jew and santa clause?
Santa goes DOWN the chimney. |
Posted By: Mack
Date Posted: 20 August 2008 at 10:06pm
What do you call the guy from the joke above if you hang him on the wall? Art. -------------
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Posted By: choopie911
Date Posted: 20 August 2008 at 10:10pm
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What's the difference between jesus and a picture of jesus?
You only need one nail to hang a picture. |
Posted By: RoboCop
Date Posted: 20 August 2008 at 10:18pm
| ^^I laughed a little. Thanks for sending me to Hell chewp. |
Posted By: ammolord
Date Posted: 20 August 2008 at 10:36pm
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What do baby trees and old pepole have in common?
theyre both going in the ground soon. ------------- PSN Tag: AmmoLord XBL: xXAmmoLordXx ~Minister of Tinkering With Things That Go "BOOM!"(AKA Minister of Munitions)~ |
Posted By: Zata
Date Posted: 20 August 2008 at 10:37pm
What do you call the same guy if he's floating in your pool? Bob. |
Posted By: tallen702
Date Posted: 20 August 2008 at 10:45pm
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God I've got some really dirty/bad/awful ones that I could post on here, but something tells me that "dead baby" jokes would probably be strike-worthy. ------------- <Removed overly wide sig. Tsk, you know better.> |
Posted By: Gatyr
Date Posted: 20 August 2008 at 10:50pm
How many dead babies do you have to run over with a truck before it stops? Don't know, but it's definitely more than 53. -------------
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