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Topic: Things I dislike.
Posted By: agentwhale007
Subject: Things I dislike.
Date Posted: 19 October 2008 at 12:37pm
No-flush urinals.



They are in the new office building I work in.

I like that they are Earth-friendly and all that. They are designed so that
all the urine goes down the drain without puddling.

The problem is that the same design causes the air to leave the urinal
while in use, so you get a big blast of the smell of your own urine.

Damn you, no flush urinal.

Bleh.



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Posted By: oreomann33
Date Posted: 19 October 2008 at 12:40pm
Never happens to me, but I'll take that over the mist that comes out when you flush some urinals. 

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Posted By: RoboCop
Date Posted: 19 October 2008 at 12:44pm
Well I was looking at a diagram of how one should work and it looks like air shouldn't becoming up, but of course they only show the business end of the urinal.


Posted By: Ford
Date Posted: 19 October 2008 at 12:50pm
Originally posted by oreomann33 oreomann33 wrote:

Never happens to me, but I'll take that over the mist that comes out when you flush some urinals. 


+1

Also why I never flush the damn urinal...


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Posted By: Monk
Date Posted: 19 October 2008 at 1:24pm
Automatic flush urinals for the win!

No gust of pee air, and you are well away from the urinal by the time it flushes.

Now they just need to keep people from using the middle urinal.


Posted By: Ford
Date Posted: 19 October 2008 at 1:50pm
Story time,


I never eat at burger king, but I had to piss so I go into their bathroom. I piss and the urinal is an automatic, I'm still standing in front of the urinal zipping up my pants, haven't moved and inch since I was pissing when WHOOSH I get TONS of piss water spray. I was so freakin pissed off.

Never again, automatic flush urinals can go to hell.


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Posted By: karll
Date Posted: 19 October 2008 at 2:06pm
Originally posted by Ford Ford wrote:

Story time,


I never eat at burger king, but I had to piss so I go into their bathroom. I piss and the urinal is an automatic, I'm still standing in front of the urinal zipping up my pants, haven't moved and inch since I was pissing when WHOOSH I get TONS of piss water spray. I was so freakin pissed off.

Never again, automatic flush urinals can go to hell.


You're not cool unless you pee your pants.


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Posted By: Darur
Date Posted: 19 October 2008 at 2:30pm
Usually those urinals are supposed to have a liquid filter in the top which acts like the u-bend in your toilet to prevent the smell from coming out.

Sounds like your building is either not caring to replace the filter or never bothered to install one to begin with.


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Posted By: notXXscared
Date Posted: 19 October 2008 at 3:01pm
Toilet > Urinal

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Posted By: Gator Taco
Date Posted: 19 October 2008 at 3:16pm
Originally posted by notXXscared notXXscared wrote:

Toilet > Urinal


^ He says this because He pee's sitting down.


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Posted By: Ford
Date Posted: 19 October 2008 at 3:23pm
Originally posted by Gator Taco Gator Taco wrote:

Originally posted by notXXscared notXXscared wrote:

Toilet > Urinal


^ He says this because He pee's sitting down.


What woman doesn't ?
















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Posted By: SSOK
Date Posted: 19 October 2008 at 3:54pm

The ideal urinal...

1. Those little dividing walls.

2. Enough leg room.

3. Automatic. I hate the flush yourself urinals. I have a phobia of grabbing the knob thing.



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Posted By: notXXscared
Date Posted: 19 October 2008 at 4:10pm
Originally posted by SSOK SSOK wrote:

The ideal urinal...

1. Those little dividing walls. Toilet is like your own little piss room. No awkwardness at all, completely private.

2. Enough leg room. Stall is perfect for leg room

3. Automatic. I hate the flush yourself urinals. I have a phobia of grabbing the knob thing. If you feel the need to flush, kick the knob instead of touching it in the stall.


Stall is better in just about every way


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Posted By: Ford
Date Posted: 19 October 2008 at 5:29pm
If you guys feel awkward pissing next to someone without a divider wall, try a troth. When that 70 + year old guy waddles up next to you... ugh.

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Posted By: Pate
Date Posted: 19 October 2008 at 5:44pm
^You look everytime.

Stalls ftw.


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Posted By: Glassjaw
Date Posted: 19 October 2008 at 10:20pm
When I have my own house I plan on installing a urinal. Convenience ftw.

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Posted By: Benjichang
Date Posted: 19 October 2008 at 10:27pm
Originally posted by Glassjaw Glassjaw wrote:

When I have my own house I plan on installing a urinal. Convenience ftw.


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Posted By: Shub
Date Posted: 19 October 2008 at 10:27pm
Originally posted by Ford Ford wrote:

Story time, I never eat at burger king, but I had to piss so I go into their bathroom. I piss and the urinal is an automatic, I'm still standing in front of the urinal zipping up my pants, haven't moved and inch since I was pissing when WHOOSH I get TONS of piss water spray. I was so freakin pissed on.Never again, automatic flush urinals can go to hell.


Fix'd.


Posted By: Benjichang
Date Posted: 19 October 2008 at 10:29pm
Originally posted by Shub Shub wrote:

Originally posted by Ford Ford wrote:

Story time, I never eat at burger king, but I had to piss so I go into their bathroom. I piss and the urinal is an automatic, I'm still standing in front of the urinal zipping up my pants, haven't moved and inch since I was pissing when WHOOSH I get TONS of piss water spray. I was so freakin pissed on.Never again, automatic flush urinals can go to hell.


Fix'd.
HI-OHHHH

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Posted By: Gator Taco
Date Posted: 19 October 2008 at 10:30pm
Originally posted by Benjichang Benjichang wrote:

Originally posted by Glassjaw Glassjaw wrote:

When I have my own house I plan on installing a urinal. Convenience ftw.


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Posted By: Mack
Date Posted: 19 October 2008 at 10:38pm
Originally posted by notXXscared notXXscared wrote:

Originally posted by SSOK SSOK wrote:

The ideal urinal...

1. Those little dividing walls. Toilet is like your own little piss room. No awkwardness at all, completely private.

2. Enough leg room. Stall is perfect for leg room

3. Automatic. I hate the flush yourself urinals. I have a phobia of grabbing the knob thing. If you feel the need to flush, kick the knob instead of touching it in the stall.


Stall is better in just about every way


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Posted By: sporx
Date Posted: 19 October 2008 at 10:41pm
i hate automatic toliets. everytime i lean up to get TP, it flushes and my butt is covered in pee water misty junk. i'm ugh! I'm not done yet mr. toilet! then automatic sinks make me angery cuz it seems like i move my hand all over the place to turn it on, then it does and THEN when i move my hands to be under the water, it shuts off.

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Posted By: Monk
Date Posted: 19 October 2008 at 10:58pm
Originally posted by sporx sporx wrote:

i hate automatic toliets. everytime i lean up to get TP, it flushes and my butt is covered in pee water misty junk. i'm ugh! I'm not done yet mr. toilet! then automatic sinks make me angery cuz it seems like i move my hand all over the place to turn it on, then it does and THEN when i move my hands to be under the water, it shuts off.


Yep, sounds like SkyNet is self-aware now...


Posted By: JohnnyHopper
Date Posted: 19 October 2008 at 11:03pm
Toilets, reason number 44291947109701 that I want to work from home. If only the animals at work could hit the bowl and not the seat and floor 99% of the time. Why do they bother selling white seats anyways? I had to go through all this lousy first responder training and how we have to spend 20 minutes with a bleach solution cleaning up any bodily fluids after an injury. Then we have take off our gloves in the approved manner and bag eveything in a biohazard bag for a single drop of blood. then we get to fill out forms and forms of forms with reports and such. After that we can go to the bathroom and slide around in or sit in someone else's piss. Duh... I asked why we don't have to do that evertime we need to take a dump (bleach solution and such) and got the blankest look from the safety administrator. Toilet seats should be dark yellow and sticky right from the factory so it doesn't seem so icky later. I won't go into my rant on wall crapping and beached brown sharks.....

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Posted By: Benjichang
Date Posted: 19 October 2008 at 11:14pm
What was reason number 44291947109700?

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Posted By: JohnnyHopper
Date Posted: 19 October 2008 at 11:18pm
Originally posted by Benjichang Benjichang wrote:

What was reason number 44291947109700?


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