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An odd musing....

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Topic: An odd musing....
Posted By: Reb Cpl
Subject: An odd musing....
Date Posted: 22 October 2008 at 2:00pm
So here at school we have a liaison from the local BOCES who handles a bunch of technical stuff for the library. She's a great person, easy to work with, and has her stuff together so when I need to work with her she knows what she needs from me and I can help her out because she can communicate like a person.

The only thing is....she's got two different colored eyes. Not that there's anything wrong with that, but I feel like I'm in a strange position when I talk to her. If I look at her when I'm speaking my head is screaming "SHE KNOWS YOU'RE LOOKING AT HER EYES! LOOK AWAY!" If I don't look at her the little jerk in my brain is yelling "SHE KNOWS YOU'RE NOT LOOKING AT HER BECAUSE OF HER EYES! YOU'RE BEING RUDE, LOOK AT HER!"

That is all. For the life of me I don't know why I share things on here, but there you go.




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Posted By: PaiNTbALLfReNzY
Date Posted: 22 October 2008 at 2:11pm
Simple solution: Look at her chest.


Posted By: Reb Cpl
Date Posted: 22 October 2008 at 2:12pm
Originally posted by PaiNTbALLfReNzY PaiNTbALLfReNzY wrote:

Simple solution: Look at her chest.


If she were younger, perhaps this would be a viable option. As it is, she's a tad too old.


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Posted By: PaiNTbALLfReNzY
Date Posted: 22 October 2008 at 2:14pm
You could always just ask her. Maybe it's a glass eye and she'll let you hold it. That would make for a good story.


Posted By: reifidom
Date Posted: 22 October 2008 at 2:16pm
Look at one color on even days of the month, and the other color on odd days of the month. Or you can base it on mood and she will subconsciously learn if you're upset or happy by how you look at her. It'll freak her out.


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Posted By: Reb Cpl
Date Posted: 22 October 2008 at 2:18pm
Originally posted by reifidom reifidom wrote:

Look at one color on even days of the month, and the other color on odd days of the month. Or you can base it on mood and she will subconsciously learn if you're upset or happy by how you look at her. It'll freak her out.




You are a strange man indeed.




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Posted By: Tical3.0
Date Posted: 22 October 2008 at 2:21pm
Originally posted by Reb Cpl Reb Cpl wrote:

Originally posted by reifidom reifidom wrote:

Look at one color on even days of the month, and the other color on odd days of the month. Or you can base it on mood and she will subconsciously learn if you're upset or happy by how you look at her. It'll freak her out.




You are a strange man indeed.



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Posted By: oreomann33
Date Posted: 22 October 2008 at 2:37pm
Why don't you just compliment her and say that you think it's really pretty, then you can stare at them all you want.

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Posted By: cdacda13
Date Posted: 22 October 2008 at 2:39pm
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Gots it. Edited it to make it forum appropriate.
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Posted By: ThatGuitarGuy
Date Posted: 22 October 2008 at 7:43pm
She's used to it, she's older.

She's had people look at her eyes weird for years.  All you have to do is look at her face and NOT make it weird.

I'm sure a lot of people with Heterochromia got all sorts of made fun of when they were little.  Be the bigger man and NOT make it any more awkward for her.

If anything at all, compliment her on it.  "Hey, that's pretty cool, you had that your whole life?"  cause heterochromia can come from an eye injury or genetics.




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Posted By: Benjichang
Date Posted: 22 October 2008 at 8:25pm
Were you stoned? That seems like something I'd worry about if I were stoned.

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Posted By: Tical3.0
Date Posted: 22 October 2008 at 9:07pm
Wear sunglasses.

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Posted By: ParielIsBack
Date Posted: 22 October 2008 at 10:01pm
Originally posted by Tical3.0 Tical3.0 wrote:

Wear sunglasses.


Or have her wear sunglasses.


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Posted By: adrenalinejunky
Date Posted: 22 October 2008 at 10:03pm
Originally posted by ParielIsBack ParielIsBack wrote:


Originally posted by Tical3.0 Tical3.0 wrote:

Wear sunglasses.
Or have her wear sunglasses.


i can just picture that conversation

yeah, umm, your different colored eyes are weirding me out because i'm worried about making things awkward for you, so would you mind wearing these?


Posted By: Destruction
Date Posted: 23 October 2008 at 12:41am
Originally posted by Benjichang Benjichang wrote:

Were you stoned? That seems like something I'd worry about if I were stoned.


lol'd

So true.

Complimenting her on it now would be kind of weird. She would probably know you had to think about it if you waited a while before "noticing" them.

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Posted By: DeTrevni
Date Posted: 23 October 2008 at 12:46am
I've always had a fascination with odd eyes. Like mentioned different colored eyes. That, and I've always thought it would be sweet to have pink eyes like some albinos. Or yellow eyes like that kid from A Christmas Story!

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Posted By: pb125
Date Posted: 23 October 2008 at 12:46am
My friend on the baseball team has two different colored eyes. It's not really a big deal, im sure if you just mention it once it won't be awkward anymore.

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Posted By: ctchofday
Date Posted: 23 October 2008 at 12:48am
Originally posted by cdacda13 cdacda13 wrote:

*Searching internet for poster, will edit when found*
Gots it. Edited it to make it forum appropriate.
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she's gorgeous...

as for your problem reb.. yeah id say just compliment her, then it wouldnt be so weird anymore


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