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Topic: Wow, stupidity strikes

Posted By: MeanMan
Subject: Wow, stupidity strikes
Date Posted: 16 November 2008 at 4:43pm

I thought this was hilarious-

http://www.paintballhazards.com/ - http://www.paintballhazards.com/

Yes, it is paintball related, but I thought people here would find it amusing.

QUESTION ....What does premeditated CHILD ENDANGERMENT and PHYSICAL ABUSE have in connection with big international manufacturing corporations, distributors and publishing companies like; Tippman, JT USA, Kingman, PMI, Brass Eagle, WGP, View Loader, DYE, Bob Long, Smart Parts, REDZ, Freak, Halo, Shock Tech, Extreme Rage, Evil, Diablo, Action Pursuit Games, Paintball 2-Xtremes, (Just to name a few) together with thousands of locally owned and operated play fields, gun stores and businesses all over the United States and Canada and even in the neighborhood where your kids play.
ANSWER ….CONSPIRACY!!!...to LIE, DECEIVE and purposely WITHOLD INFORMATION from PARENTS in predetermined agreement on how to financially profit by knowingly and deliberately placing our children in harm’s way!!

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Posted By: Benjichang
Date Posted: 16 November 2008 at 4:45pm

wat

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Posted By: bravecoward
Date Posted: 16 November 2008 at 5:23pm

idiot

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Posted By: Evil Elvis
Date Posted: 16 November 2008 at 5:24pm

MeanMan wrote:

I thought this was hilarious-

http://www.paintballhazards.com/ - http://www.paintballhazards.com/

Yes, it is paintball related, but I thought people here would find it amusing.

QUESTION ....What does premeditated CHILD ENDANGERMENT and PHYSICAL ABUSE have in connection with big international manufacturing corporations, distributors and publishing companies like; Tippman, JT USA, Kingman, PMI, Brass Eagle, WGP, View Loader, DYE, Bob Long, Smart Parts, REDZ, Freak, Halo, Shock Tech, Extreme Rage, Evil, Diablo, Action Pursuit Games, Paintball 2-Xtremes, (Just to name a few) together with thousands of locally owned and operated play fields, gun stores and businesses all over the United States and Canada and even in the neighborhood where your kids play.ANSWER ….CONSPIRACY!!!...to LIE, DECEIVE and purposely WITHOLD INFORMATION from PARENTS in predetermined agreement on how to financially profit by knowingly and deliberately placing our children in harm’s way!!

I wish my Folks would had read that....

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Posted By: Snake6
Date Posted: 16 November 2008 at 5:24pm

lmao. The dude can't even spell Tippmann right..

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Posted By: jerseypaint
Date Posted: 16 November 2008 at 5:35pm

’m not anti-paintball in trying to ban or outlaw
the game, instead I’m pro-children and I want to see
them safe in playing. There is a safe and correct way
to play but it’s nowhere to be found, you show me where
it’s safe for kids to play and I’ll show you were you’re
WRONG!, there is no such place today. Please read and
share this REPORT with every Parent and friend as
quickly as you possibly can and may God bless America
and keep all her Sons and Daughters safe from this very
undeserving harm.

lawl.

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Posted By: Evil Elvis
Date Posted: 16 November 2008 at 5:41pm

man that is hilarious

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Posted By: Reb Cpl
Date Posted: 16 November 2008 at 5:44pm

He's been around since 2005, and largely ignored. I don't see this getting really far.

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Posted By: Brian Fellows
Date Posted: 16 November 2008 at 8:59pm

I call troll.

Posted By: Tical3.0
Date Posted: 16 November 2008 at 9:16pm

Thats the most retarded thing I have ever read in my life.

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Posted By: unvolution
Date Posted: 16 November 2008 at 9:26pm

lol

Posted By: usafpilot07
Date Posted: 16 November 2008 at 9:54pm

I wish a big company would sue him.

C'mon SP, youre willing to do it within the industry, squish this guy, it's been years now.

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Posted By: Captain Falcon
Date Posted: 16 November 2008 at 10:30pm

Posted By: JohnnyHopper
Date Posted: 16 November 2008 at 11:01pm

He's going to win this just like he won his class action suit against the inventers of "punch buggy".

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Posted By: pb125
Date Posted: 16 November 2008 at 11:09pm

what is going on here

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Posted By: Gator Taco
Date Posted: 16 November 2008 at 11:18pm

Is that guy serious?

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Posted By: Snake6
Date Posted: 16 November 2008 at 11:49pm

JohnnyHopper wrote:

He's going to win this just like he won his class action suit against the inventers of "punch buggy".

Huh?

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Posted By: bravecoward
Date Posted: 17 November 2008 at 12:20am

punch buggy no punch backs?

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Posted By: ThatGuitarGuy
Date Posted: 17 November 2008 at 12:31am

Sounds to me like he went to play at a field, and got owned by some guy with a tourney marker.

moron wrote:

...If you think that the APL (American Paintball League), the ASTM (American Society for Testing and Materials) or any other “league” or “Society” is there for your child’s safety and protection, or if you have been led to believe that paintball FIREARMS are actually toy-like “Markers” that are safer than bowling balls to operate and “Statistics” even prove it,

Also, how do you "Operate" a bowling ball?

I also like that he put "statistics" in quotes, to show how loosely he's using the term. As in, 95% of statistics are made up on the spot.

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Posted By: ctchofday
Date Posted: 17 November 2008 at 12:37am

i want to see this guy in person,

and then follow him around with a baffled look on my face all day....

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Posted By: ThatGuitarGuy
Date Posted: 17 November 2008 at 12:43am

LOL.

For Shiggles, I'm reading his "Report"

It's made for some pretty funny reading so far.

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Posted By: Snake6
Date Posted: 17 November 2008 at 8:05am

Looking at his traffic ranking. His site fails pretty hard.

http://www.alexa.com/data/details/traffic_details/paintballhazards.com - http://www.alexa.com/data/details/traffic_details/paintballh azards.com

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Posted By: JohnnyHopper
Date Posted: 17 November 2008 at 9:37am

Sorry about the punch buggy joke. I guess "Dodge Ball" would have made more sense....

<flings big red ball at Snake6's face> ;)

ThatGuitarGuy wrote:

Sounds to me like he went to play at a field, and got owned by some guy with a tourney marker.

Kinda like the Cindy Sheehan of paint ball?

I wonder what his catchy chant is as he protests outside his local field?

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My shoes of peace have steel toes.

Posted By: Mack
Date Posted: 17 November 2008 at 11:56am

ThatGuitarGuy wrote:

LOL.

For Shiggles, I'm reading his "Report"

It's made for some pretty funny reading so far.

I read quite a bit of it and laughed all the way. I have it bookmarked so I can always refer to it when I need some humor.

JohnnyHopper wrote:

Sorry about the punch buggy joke. I guess "Dodge Ball" would have made more sense....

<flings big red ball at Snake6's face> ;)

The fling was well-deserved. I understood the reference despite the fact I always knew the game as "punch bug." Of course, it might be a generational thing as well since I am slightly older than Snake.

ThatGuitarGuy wrote:

Sounds to me like he went to play at a field, and got owned by some guy with a tourney marker.

Kinda like the Cindy Sheehan of paint ball?

I wonder what his catchy chant is as he protests outside his local field?

Give my site a read so your kids don't bleed!

If it's in the wood, it can't be good! (Based on the "dangers" he lists from just being outdoors to play woodsball.)

Say yes to 100 fps!

If you don't use a pump then you're a chump! (Also based on his site content.)

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Posted By: Kingtiger
Date Posted: 17 November 2008 at 12:57pm

pfft. conspiracy.

Posted By: oldpbnoob
Date Posted: 17 November 2008 at 1:52pm

Holy crap, I gave up after 3 pages when I realized that he rambled on for another 83.

Will have to admit, that those were some pretty nasty welts though. Looks like someone was too close or needed to rechrono.

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Posted By: Tical3.0
Date Posted: 17 November 2008 at 2:10pm

oldpbnoob wrote:

Holy crap, I gave up after 3 pages when I realized that he rambled on for another 83.

Will have to admit, that those were some pretty nasty welts though. Looks like someone was too close or needed to rechrono.

Chances are they were to close. I went out yesterday to my field and bunkered this guy. Naturally I got shot aswell(cause Im doin it wrong) right in the love handle. I got off the field checked my welt and it was bleeding nicley. I think I only saw one pic on there that looked worse. And don't they make you Chrono your gun at the fields? I know they made us check them after every 2 games.

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Posted By: scotchyscotch
Date Posted: 17 November 2008 at 2:58pm

Originally posted by Crazy whats his face

Crazy whats his face wrote:

] please excuse the lengthiness and redundancy of this "REPORT",

No.

Posted By: clownshooter
Date Posted: 17 November 2008 at 9:09pm

[QUOTE=ThatGuitarGuy]
Sounds to me like he went to play at a field, and got owned by some guy with a tourney marker.

+1

Posted By: ParielIsBack
Date Posted: 17 November 2008 at 9:27pm

You're not allowed to put random capital letters into your writing, Mr. Mayday.

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Posted By: jmac3
Date Posted: 17 November 2008 at 9:47pm

Tical3.0 wrote:

I know they made us check them after every 2 games.

Everywhere I have ever played makes you re chrono every game.

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