So, you’re sitting there at your computer
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Topic: So, you’re sitting there at your computer
Posted By: tallen702
Subject: So, you’re sitting there at your computer
Date Posted: 25 November 2008 at 11:00am
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and as your eyes pass over these words, all of the sudden your door splinters and comes crashing down and a ZOMBIE shambles in! What do you do? WHAT DO YOU DO!!!!!!! ------------- <Removed overly wide sig. Tsk, you know better.> |
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Posted By: carl_the_sniper
Date Posted: 25 November 2008 at 11:03am
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Open the window, go down the scaffolding outside my room, grab a car, go to the local base, grab guns and fortify ------------- <just say no to unnecessarily sexualized sigs> |
Posted By: Kingtiger
Date Posted: 25 November 2008 at 11:04am
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Grab my nearby knife, stab the zombie in the temple, then do what Carl said. Edit: Spelling |
Posted By: pntbl freak
Date Posted: 25 November 2008 at 11:05am
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Window is small but big enough to fit through. However it is a pain to open so my best bet would be to grab my softball bat and start swinging.
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Posted By: Ceesman762
Date Posted: 25 November 2008 at 11:09am
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BLAST HIM!!!!!!!!!!! with this.
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Posted By: AoSpades
Date Posted: 25 November 2008 at 11:09am
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Throw a big blanket over it, then throw various heavy, blunt objects at it while LOLing...
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Posted By: jmac3
Date Posted: 25 November 2008 at 11:11am
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Run to the corner of my room, grab a golf club and swing away. Hopefully it works. Then I would grab the whole bag of clubs, clothes, and whatever canned stuff I can find, and then go to the store and get guns. ------------- Que pasa? 
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Posted By: tallen702
Date Posted: 25 November 2008 at 11:11am
Indeed I did as this is only the beginning of the outbreak, but there WILL be more... oh yes... there will be more..... ------------- <Removed overly wide sig. Tsk, you know better.> |
AoSpades wrote:Posted By: Ceesman762
Date Posted: 25 November 2008 at 11:12am
------------- Innocence proves nothing FUAC!!!!! |
Posted By: AoSpades
Date Posted: 25 November 2008 at 11:13am
then I might as well get some LOLs b4 teh major outbreakage. ------------- |
Posted By: Reb Cpl
Date Posted: 25 November 2008 at 11:15am
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If I'm in my office, there's no exit other than the one that Mr. Z. is wandering through at the moment. My only hope would be to throw some heavy equipment at him in the hopes of throwing him off guard and off balance enough for me to push past. I'd make my way through the building via the boiler room (no people in there) and out to the parking lot to my car. I'd call home and have the wife key into the gun and ammunition cabinets in preparation for what's to come, then drop an 'I told you so' for her laughing at my preparations for this day.
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Posted By: jmac3
Date Posted: 25 November 2008 at 11:17am
Made me think of Shaun of the Dead when they're in the backyard and I started laughing. ------------- Que pasa?
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Posted By: Rambino
Date Posted: 25 November 2008 at 11:22am
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Stare him down. Oh yeah. I'm that scary. ------------- [IMG]http://i38.tinypic.com/aag8s8.jpg"> |
Posted By: Reb Cpl
Date Posted: 25 November 2008 at 11:26am
Send him down to Bud's office.  ------------- ? |
Posted By: JohnnyHopper
Date Posted: 25 November 2008 at 11:32am
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(I'm sick with the annual plague right now)
I'd stare at it with a dripple of snot, puffy eyes and rumbling lungers and tell him: "I got your infection right here pal, so beat it or you won't be able to taste the brains you love to bogart because the zicam makes everything taste like crap!" ------------- My shoes of peace have steel toes. |
Posted By: brihard
Date Posted: 25 November 2008 at 11:56am
First, I reach two feet to my left. I had to lean backwards to take this photo.
With that, I'll fight my way the hundred feet or so to our armoured vehicles and hop in one through the top hatch. From there I've got communications, weapons, ammunition, and transportation, and I could muster as many of my buddies as possible, and then go to wherever on base would be most easily defensible. And then I rock out. ------------- "Abortion is not "choice" in America. It is forced and the democrats are behind it, with the goal of eugenics at its foundation." -FreeEnterprise, 21 April 2011. Yup, he actually said that. |
Posted By: mbro
Date Posted: 25 November 2008 at 12:00pm
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Throw the 19" tv at him that's within arms reach of me, then tip over the dresser which will block the doorway. Then I'll reach in the closet and load up my twelve gauge, give him a blast to the head, grab the rest of my shells. After that head down to the kitchen with a backpack to grab nonperishable food items and probably a few knives.
After that in the car and off to the sporting good store to ammo up. ------------- 
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Posted By: Ceesman762
Date Posted: 25 November 2008 at 12:04pm
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OK, we all have an immediate plan, what then? I have a nice high defendable position with a 360 view with one way up that is easily retracted. With enough water, food and medical supplies for about 6 months for 5 people. ------------- Innocence proves nothing FUAC!!!!! |
Posted By: High Voltage
Date Posted: 25 November 2008 at 12:05pm
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Brihard's cheating...
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Posted By: Mack
Date Posted: 25 November 2008 at 12:06pm
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Wait for him to step on Evilkat then watch the fun while probably feeling a few pangs of sympathy for the zombie. No worries about her being affected by the virus that creates these things; she's too mean. (If she was affected, it would probably make her friendlier.) ------------- 
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Posted By: Ceesman762
Date Posted: 25 November 2008 at 12:11pm
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No he's not. it is next to him. ------------- Innocence proves nothing FUAC!!!!! |
Posted By: unvolution
Date Posted: 25 November 2008 at 12:16pm
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run upstairs grab my bat and hit it as it trys to follow me... then execute Zombie Contingency Plan Beta... Beta because i have Alpha plan college |
Posted By: Eville
Date Posted: 25 November 2008 at 12:27pm
reach 2.5 ft to my right and grab this: and he's dead. then once the blood settles from the air, i'd drag the body outside and torch it. and since he is the "beginning of the outbreak", I've successfully saved myself and the rest of humanity. |
Posted By: Reb Cpl
Date Posted: 25 November 2008 at 12:27pm
One of two things, depending on the severity of the infection. 1. My apartment is the second floor of a building. The only access is an external wooden staircase. I would destroy the staircase and leave the apartment only when necessary by means of a 50' climbing rope that I would tie off. There is a general store just up the road from me. I'd loot that for non-perishable food items, lighter fluid, first aid supplies, and anything else I can lay my hands on that might be useful. I'd then pass the time taking pot shots at zombies with small caliber weapons from the windows, which overlook the main intersection of town. The larger stuff I'd save for emergency contact. Should the infection be slow to spread, I'd make my way to my In-laws near NYC, where father in law would try to get us into his workplace, the fortified NYPD range at City Island. ------------- ? |
Posted By: Rambino
Date Posted: 25 November 2008 at 12:30pm
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Is denial a long-term plan? ------------- [IMG]http://i38.tinypic.com/aag8s8.jpg"> |
Posted By: Ceesman762
Date Posted: 25 November 2008 at 12:41pm
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For long distance zombie smacking.
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Posted By: Monk
Date Posted: 25 November 2008 at 12:53pm
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We Dont Use the Zed Word! I would reach 1 foot to my left for this: http://imageshack.us">  Aim for a nice and soft decaying part of its head. I would then get in my car and head out to get some bullets for my WASR, go get my woman (assuming she is still alive/not undead), and head to my permanent address. Mostly secluded, easily baracaded, and plenty of food. This is also assuming they are the slow lumbering type of zed and not the fast running, and climbing beasts. |
Posted By: Mr.Awesome
Date Posted: 25 November 2008 at 12:58pm
| what type of zombie?? george romero type wussy zombie, or 28 days later type. affects the plan of attack. |
Posted By: JohnnyHopper
Date Posted: 25 November 2008 at 1:08pm
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Who puts stickers on guns? That's like being the kid with the tassels on his bike hand grips and ringy thumb bell. ;) ------------- My shoes of peace have steel toes. |
Posted By: Ceesman762
Date Posted: 25 November 2008 at 1:09pm
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I will have to rewatch 28 days later, I don't believe those who were infected with the Rage virus are/were dead. They the infected) starved to death at the end of the movie. ------------- Innocence proves nothing FUAC!!!!! |
Posted By: FreeEnterprise
Date Posted: 25 November 2008 at 1:11pm
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I always keep a cannon ball ready for the unsuspecting zombie attack...
if that didn't work, I'd throw this video on, to distract undead him/her... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AtyJbIOZjS8 - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AtyJbIOZjS8 ------------- They tremble at my name... 
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Posted By: Benjichang
Date Posted: 25 November 2008 at 1:12pm
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Grab shotgun from closet nearby.
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Posted By: JohnnyHopper
Date Posted: 25 November 2008 at 1:15pm
<shakes head> and down goes the newbie. Benji, zombies respawn in closets. Never open a closed closet in a zombie situation. ------------- My shoes of peace have steel toes. |
Posted By: Ceesman762
Date Posted: 25 November 2008 at 1:17pm
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I do. The other side had a Slayer emblem on it. ------------- Innocence proves nothing FUAC!!!!! |
Posted By: Benjichang
Date Posted: 25 November 2008 at 1:17pm
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In that case, I will have to use either a stapler or a CC Sebathia bobble-head with an afro.
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Posted By: PaiNTbALLfReNzY
Date Posted: 25 November 2008 at 1:17pm
| Glassrose. |
Posted By: Linus
Date Posted: 25 November 2008 at 1:21pm
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28 Days Later "zombie" or George A. Romero zombie? ------------- 
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Posted By: Hades
Date Posted: 25 November 2008 at 1:24pm
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I would quickly press Alt-Tab so it does not catch me looking at the pronz. ------------- 
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Posted By: Benjichang
Date Posted: 25 November 2008 at 1:26pm
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Posted By: gh0st
Date Posted: 25 November 2008 at 1:29pm
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Rape it.
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Posted By: JohnnyHopper
Date Posted: 25 November 2008 at 1:39pm
necrofabulous...wouldn't that be like feeding a gremlin after midnight? ------------- My shoes of peace have steel toes. |
Posted By: Reb Cpl
Date Posted: 25 November 2008 at 1:41pm
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Take what action you can get I suppose. ------------- ? |
Posted By: Skillet42565
Date Posted: 25 November 2008 at 1:51pm
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Pick up my scissors and stab the hell out of its head.
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Posted By: rednekk98
Date Posted: 25 November 2008 at 2:10pm
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Posted By: Tical3.0
Date Posted: 25 November 2008 at 2:18pm
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Everyone knows it is to cold for zombies to function in kanaduh ------------- I ♣ hippies. |
Posted By: ctchofday
Date Posted: 25 November 2008 at 2:19pm
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I would grab the nearest weapon which is a little 38special revolver pop a cap in his face, make my way to the back of the house for the Delta Elite, S&W .41, Savage 110 (for sniping) and a nice array of shotguns... then proceed to my neighbors house down the road for his small armory of everything from .22-.50 and about 1000rds of each. Then we both would commence to pick of our friend who has and even larger assortment of weapons and armor.... i have way too many connections we could probably keep our neighborhood relatively under control by ourselves ------------- Xbl:PhantomReign97 
'99 Snpr II, ½d Karni, E-Orracle, 2k4 Spstk, 2k5 Prstk, PMR SE, A5, 98 |
Posted By: jmac3
Date Posted: 25 November 2008 at 2:25pm
That's what everyone thinks. The mall is a good place they said. ------------- Que pasa?
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Posted By: Ceesman762
Date Posted: 25 November 2008 at 2:32pm
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A mall is defendable. a neighborhood/street sticking together can hold off a lot. Over turned cars for barricades. Look at the Warsaw ghetto. they put a hurting on the Nazis. ------------- Innocence proves nothing FUAC!!!!! |
Posted By: JohnnyHopper
Date Posted: 25 November 2008 at 2:36pm
They had real sewers and their homes weren't made out of particle board with vinyl siding. The germans wouldn't have needed sturmtigers for vinyl siding ;) ------------- My shoes of peace have steel toes. |
Posted By: TheDude
Date Posted: 25 November 2008 at 2:39pm
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First things first, id pee and/or poop myself in terror and disbelief. THEN Go to costco, close and seal those huge freaking doors, and radio until someone responds. Only bad part is costco doesn't sell guns/ammo. However my costco has a walmart just across the street, so I'd get a group of fit and brave looking people, and haul balls across the street, load up, and return. Just hold out. Theres quite a bit of stuff in costco. You'd be set for quite awhile. Theory works for both 28 days later zombies and romero zombies. ------------- "According to Sue Johanson, theres nothing that can increase your manhood, trust me I've already looked into it for myself." -Zata <keep the sigs friendly, please> |
Posted By: Ceesman762
Date Posted: 25 November 2008 at 2:41pm
The Nazis used MK II's, III's and VI's. QFT. We're fighting the Zacks here. ------------- Innocence proves nothing FUAC!!!!! |
Posted By: TheDude
Date Posted: 25 November 2008 at 2:43pm
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I'd rather fight a zombie than a nazi. At least zombies can shoot back.
------------- "According to Sue Johanson, theres nothing that can increase your manhood, trust me I've already looked into it for myself." -Zata <keep the sigs friendly, please> |
Posted By: ctchofday
Date Posted: 25 November 2008 at 3:15pm
ha yeah... zombies wont have anything that can obliterate a house.. but most of the houses back here are anywhere from 50%-90% brick on the outside... i think we'll be safe. if a zombie comes through the brick walls on some of these houses, i'll hand myself over to him at that point ------------- Xbl:PhantomReign97
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Posted By: Yomillio
Date Posted: 25 November 2008 at 3:19pm
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Look up, realize its zombie tallen, and then force him to make me some food. ------------- 
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Posted By: TheWrAith
Date Posted: 25 November 2008 at 3:23pm
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I have a screwdriver and a knife closest to me... would probabally grab one of those two, was thinking about hitting it with my tower but I would want to post about it after I was done..
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Posted By: Enmity
Date Posted: 25 November 2008 at 3:45pm
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Turn around and run to my left a few feet, grab one of either shotguns, load
a shell in, give it a shot and immediately load in more shells hopefully it is dead, head to my nearby gun store (about a mile from my house) loot it for the m82a1 it has for sale, loot ammo and more rifles, barricade up my house and hold off. ------------- 
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Posted By: tallen702
Date Posted: 25 November 2008 at 3:48pm
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Well, as I am currently at the office, there's no way Zack is getting through the door. Solid steel security door with 3" thick polycarbonate window fronted by a one-way glass so Zack can't see in. Furthermore, the boss is here and he's Metro PD, so he's packing.
As for home: 
The toughest part would be the choice between .45ACP and 7.62x54R. ------------- <Removed overly wide sig. Tsk, you know better.> |
Posted By: Ceesman762
Date Posted: 25 November 2008 at 3:53pm
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Tight quarters, go for the .45. That Nagant will be a bit of trouble in tight spots. It's Yourthread and they are kicking in the door....THump, thump,thump....moooannnn.... ------------- Innocence proves nothing FUAC!!!!! |
Posted By: Yomillio
Date Posted: 25 November 2008 at 4:00pm
bbbrrraaaaiiinnnnsssssss...... -------------
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Posted By: Destruction
Date Posted: 25 November 2008 at 4:02pm
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I'd probably chuck this solid metal baseball shaped trophy at its head, then grab my Ka-Bar knife and run it up through the bottom of z's head. ------------- u dont know what to do ur getting mottor boatted Men are from Magmar, women are from Venusaur. |
Posted By: Ceesman762
Date Posted: 25 November 2008 at 4:05pm
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"Send more paramedics...." ------------- Innocence proves nothing FUAC!!!!! |
Posted By: IMPULS3.
Date Posted: 25 November 2008 at 4:28pm
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Posted By: Ceesman762
Date Posted: 25 November 2008 at 4:31pm
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Mossberg 500, M4 stock, correct Impulse? ------------- Innocence proves nothing FUAC!!!!! |
Posted By: Skillet42565
Date Posted: 25 November 2008 at 4:56pm
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BAMF shotgun
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Posted By: Ceesman762
Date Posted: 25 November 2008 at 4:59pm
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kicks like a mule I bet. ------------- Innocence proves nothing FUAC!!!!! |
Posted By: Shub
Date Posted: 25 November 2008 at 5:54pm
What about Nazi Zombies???? |
Posted By: usafpilot07
Date Posted: 25 November 2008 at 5:59pm
Not for long. ------------- Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo |
Posted By: choopie911
Date Posted: 25 November 2008 at 6:01pm
| Hide my exposed penis and scream like a girl, then grab a bat, start swinging, and make a run for it off the patio. |
Posted By: hwayhzrd
Date Posted: 25 November 2008 at 6:04pm
Unholster the Taurus Judge and give it a Zombectomy  ------------- If I flee, kill me If I die, avenge me |
Posted By: ammolord
Date Posted: 25 November 2008 at 7:39pm
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run to the basement and open gun case. then unleash with the .357 magnum. ------------- PSN Tag: AmmoLord XBL: xXAmmoLordXx ~Minister of Tinkering With Things That Go "BOOM!"(AKA Minister of Munitions)~ |
Posted By: Gatyr
Date Posted: 25 November 2008 at 7:53pm
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Short term plan: For just ONE zombie entering my house, either grab my pull-up bar and whack the hell out of its head. If I can get to the .357/.44 mag, then it's pretty obvious what I would do. Past that I'm screwed. Plans definitely include acquiring this (for zombie waves):  this (for close quarters):  And this (because what the hell):  Attainable plans include selling myself to the survivors for supplies, finding a smart person that can actually survive, and do what they say, or finding my way to Tallen, Rambs, Brihard, and anyone else as a Zombie and devising a way to infect them. ------------- 
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Posted By: ShortyBP
Date Posted: 25 November 2008 at 8:03pm
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I'd die.
Because I don't have any guns or ammunition. They were all lost in a... uhhh... horrible boating accident. |
Posted By: jmac3
Date Posted: 25 November 2008 at 8:11pm
Where did the bodies go? ------------- Que pasa?
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Posted By: Mr.Awesome
Date Posted: 25 November 2008 at 8:31pm
| i think id pick shotguns for close quarters, or katana or somethin to hack off limbs. i think zombies would jus eat up 9mm bullets. gather the family, and head to island with close proximity to land on lake superior (just outside) camp out there. spend the winter. how good are zombies at surviving canadian winters?? |
Posted By: ammolord
Date Posted: 25 November 2008 at 8:43pm
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not very good at it. ------------- PSN Tag: AmmoLord XBL: xXAmmoLordXx ~Minister of Tinkering With Things That Go "BOOM!"(AKA Minister of Munitions)~ |
Posted By: Tical3.0
Date Posted: 25 November 2008 at 9:09pm
They won't last up here, we are good. Only 'mericant's have zombie issues. ------------- I ♣ hippies. |
Posted By: Rofl_Mao
Date Posted: 26 November 2008 at 12:08am
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I would probably die. If I even had a chance I would open the door and slam it behind me (my computer is right next to the front door). Then take a car and drive to bass pro shops outdoor world and get one of the 5000 guns they have there and the 50+ staff that work there probably know how to use a gun. So then I would load the back of a pick-up full of ammo and a few good guns and drive to the florida keys. I would have explosives of some sort to blow the bridges after me cause zombies can't swim, and hang out on key west until its all over. Key west is a pretty good sized island so they have a few supermarkets there so we don't have to worry about food. We would probably wait for the navy/marines to show up and they would probably set-up base due to the prime location of being surrounded by water and having one bridge leading to the island. On second though we probably wouldn't blow the bridge but set up a couple thousand sand bags and a couple concrete barriers on our end of the bridge and set up spotlights for night-time and also throw a few traps and razor-wire on the bridge to slow them down while we shoot at them. That would be IF I survive. I would also want to obtain a gas-mask and a Bio-hazard suit to keep from air-born and liquid-born contaminants from entering via airway or skin. |
Posted By: Monk
Date Posted: 26 November 2008 at 12:29am
OMG, you're so dead. Zed's can walk under the water to an island. Heck, if they dont get too water logged they can float to you. |
Posted By: Rofl_Mao
Date Posted: 26 November 2008 at 12:32am
| damn it. In florida there are no mountains except for land-fills so that sucks. |
Posted By: mbro
Date Posted: 26 November 2008 at 12:33am
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Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos. |
Posted By: Mack
Date Posted: 26 November 2008 at 10:50am
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Posted By: JohnnyHopper
Date Posted: 26 November 2008 at 10:57am
As long as a zombie manatee doesn't get you, you'll be fine. If not, turn in your man card 'cause that would be weak..real weak. ------------- My shoes of peace have steel toes. |
Posted By: PaiNTbALLfReNzY
Date Posted: 26 November 2008 at 2:02pm
Tell that to Zombie Stealth. |
Posted By: usafpilot07
Date Posted: 26 November 2008 at 2:42pm
No, he's right. Any girl that can move, whether reanimated or not, will run away from stealth. Hell, maybe stealth becoming a necrophiliac is what will cause the zombie plague, that dead body isn't going to want to be there anymore than live girls. ------------- Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo |
Posted By: Big Jim Slade
Date Posted: 26 November 2008 at 4:55pm
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Wrong question white boy!
What do you do when Big Jim Slade busts down that door! ------------- 
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Posted By: Ceesman762
Date Posted: 26 November 2008 at 4:56pm
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Put a .45 slug in his head... Happy Thanksgiving. ------------- Innocence proves nothing FUAC!!!!! |
Posted By: usafpilot07
Date Posted: 26 November 2008 at 5:14pm
 ------------- Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo |
Posted By: Mack
Date Posted: 26 November 2008 at 6:25pm
Winner! -------------
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