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Topic: i taught someone a lesson
Posted By: procarbinefreak
Subject: i taught someone a lesson
Date Posted: 21 December 2008 at 2:51am
So someone decided to park in front of my driveway all day.  not like, oh someone's rear end is overlapping... this jackhole followed everyone else's lead in angle parking on the street, except right in front of my driveway all day.

So I got to talk to a really cute asian parking lady and a tow truck in en route.

Now this person will have a $30 parking ticket and a $90 tow fee.


gosh i just wish i could see his/her face when they realize their car is gone.



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Posted By: Tical3.0
Date Posted: 21 December 2008 at 3:07am
You shoulda kicked a nice dent in the car first.

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Posted By: bravecoward
Date Posted: 21 December 2008 at 3:07am
i live down the street from a high school  and soccer moms love to park in front of my drive way(my house is behind all the other houses) waiting to pick up their kids

(edited so creeps dont find my address)


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Posted By: procarbinefreak
Date Posted: 21 December 2008 at 3:12am
Originally posted by Tical3.0 Tical3.0 wrote:

You shoulda kicked a nice dent in the car first.


i was tempted to take one of their rear view mirrors as a trophy... but there were people outside.  i could do it now, but i'm lazy and in my warm dry PJs.


Posted By: Tical3.0
Date Posted: 21 December 2008 at 3:14am
Originally posted by procarbinefreak procarbinefreak wrote:

Originally posted by Tical3.0 Tical3.0 wrote:

You shoulda kicked a nice dent in the car first.


i was tempted to take one of their rear view mirrors as a trophy... but there were people outside.  i could do it now, but i'm lazy and in my warm dry PJs.

The ones with the little footsies

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Posted By: The Guy
Date Posted: 21 December 2008 at 3:18am
Originally posted by Tical3.0 Tical3.0 wrote:

Originally posted by procarbinefreak procarbinefreak wrote:

Originally posted by Tical3.0 Tical3.0 wrote:

You shoulda kicked a nice dent in the car first.


i was tempted to take one of their rear view mirrors as a trophy... but there were people outside.  i could do it now, but i'm lazy and in my warm dry PJs.

The ones with the little footsies


and a butt flap?


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Posted By: procarbinefreak
Date Posted: 21 December 2008 at 3:20am
i wish.  


Posted By: Snipa69
Date Posted: 21 December 2008 at 3:47am

Onsie FTW.

Pics or shens as they get towed away.



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Posted By: Destruction
Date Posted: 21 December 2008 at 4:41am
I want to hear more about the really cute asian parking lady.

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Posted By: Santa Chewp
Date Posted: 21 December 2008 at 5:01am
We had to get people towed at my last apartment before.  Satifying.

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Posted By: IMPULS3.
Date Posted: 21 December 2008 at 5:02am
Originally posted by procarbinefreak procarbinefreak wrote:

Originally posted by Tical3.0 Tical3.0 wrote:

You shoulda kicked a nice dent in the car first.


i was tempted to take one of their rear view mirrors as a trophy... but there were people outside.  i could do it now, but i'm lazy and in my warm dry PJs.


()



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Posted By: procarbinefreak
Date Posted: 21 December 2008 at 12:25pm
Originally posted by Destruction Destruction wrote:

I want to hear more about the really cute asian parking lady.


she was good looking, called a dozen of her hot friends, and we had a hot tub party on the beach.


Posted By: sinisterNorth
Date Posted: 21 December 2008 at 12:54pm
Hardass


Posted By: ammolord
Date Posted: 21 December 2008 at 1:27pm
when i lived on base there were pepole who parked in front of our driveway. we talked the snow plow driver into plowing em in.

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Posted By: Benjichang
Date Posted: 21 December 2008 at 1:33pm
Nice, onesie, dick.

It's a SPEED SUIT!

edit- So they completely blocked your driveway? Who does that?


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Posted By: Reb Cpl
Date Posted: 21 December 2008 at 1:56pm
The building I live in forms an "L" with another building owned by the same landlord. In the crux of the "L" is a nice little parking area where my wife and I, along with one other tenant park. There's plenty of room....but every now and again, we get some moron park there so he can go to the bar across the street.

It peeves me to no end when I come home from somewhere and see a barfly parked in my spot because he didn't feel like parking on the street and walking a hundred feet.

I simply block them in and force them to come and ask me to move my car so they can get out. I muster up a puzzled look and ask them what the hell prompted them to park on private property in the first place.


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Posted By: Uncle Rudder
Date Posted: 21 December 2008 at 1:58pm
My room mates and I cheer on the tow truck guy from our balacony as he tows people.  One time he waved to us, it made my day.

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Posted By: Kingtiger
Date Posted: 21 December 2008 at 2:48pm
Originally posted by Snipa69 Snipa69 wrote:

Pics or shens as they get towed away.


Posted By: procarbinefreak
Date Posted: 21 December 2008 at 3:06pm
well considering the tow truck came at 3am last night as i was laying in bed, no pics.




Posted By: mbro
Date Posted: 21 December 2008 at 3:17pm
Originally posted by The Guy The Guy wrote:


Originally posted by Tical3.0 Tical3.0 wrote:

Originally posted by procarbinefreak procarbinefreak wrote:

Originally posted by Tical3.0 Tical3.0 wrote:

You shoulda kicked a nice dent in the car first.
i was tempted to take one of their rear view mirrors as a trophy... but there were people outside.  i could do it now, but i'm lazy and in my warm dry PJs.
The ones with the little footsies
and a butt flap?
I have a pair like that. Always hilarious.

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Posted By: Langside
Date Posted: 21 December 2008 at 6:00pm
Bad Ass.. Ain't Ya


Posted By: DeTrevni
Date Posted: 21 December 2008 at 6:29pm

Originally posted by mbro mbro wrote:

Originally posted by The Guy The Guy wrote:


Originally posted by Tical3.0 Tical3.0 wrote:

Originally posted by procarbinefreak procarbinefreak wrote:

Originally posted by Tical3.0 Tical3.0 wrote:

You shoulda kicked a nice dent in the car first.
i was tempted to take one of their rear view mirrors as a trophy... but there were people outside.  i could do it now, but i'm lazy and in my warm dry PJs.
The ones with the little footsies
and a butt flap?
I have a pair like that. Always hilarious.

Pics. Nao.



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Posted By: Monk
Date Posted: 21 December 2008 at 11:22pm
There was a person who always parked in the pedestrian walk-way to the sidewalk. Bright yellow hashmarks to let you know not to park there.

Now their pretty blue neon has a pretty big scratch on its side.

They stopped parking there.


Posted By: procarbinefreak
Date Posted: 22 December 2008 at 1:39am
if i still had my 87 subaru, i'd hit every car that parks next to my driveway, but still hangs over.  unfortunately, the cops can't do anything because they can't see the parking lines... and some cars don't really hang over that much. 

unlike the neon that's out front that left a good two and a half feet between the front of the car and the snow bank on the curb...




now's the time i want one of those 'rescue hammers' that have all the tools in case you get stuck in your car including a pointed metal hammer tip that's supposed to shatter windows.



Posted By: High Voltage
Date Posted: 22 December 2008 at 1:46am
Get a bat.

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Posted By: Mack
Date Posted: 22 December 2008 at 6:38am
Originally posted by DeTrevni DeTrevni wrote:

Originally posted by mbro mbro wrote:

Originally posted by The Guy The Guy wrote:


Originally posted by Tical3.0 Tical3.0 wrote:

Originally posted by procarbinefreak procarbinefreak wrote:

Originally posted by Tical3.0 Tical3.0 wrote:

You shoulda kicked a nice dent in the car first.
i was tempted to take one of their rear view mirrors as a trophy... but there were people outside.  i could do it now, but i'm lazy and in my warm dry PJs.
The ones with the little footsies
and a butt flap?
I have a pair like that. Always hilarious.

Pics. Nao.

The proper way to wear those is with one rear button undone.  (Which one depends on whether you are right or left-handed.)


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Posted By: JohnnyCanuck
Date Posted: 22 December 2008 at 11:50am
Originally posted by Mack Mack wrote:

Originally posted by DeTrevni DeTrevni wrote:

Originally posted by mbro mbro wrote:

Originally posted by The Guy The Guy wrote:


Originally posted by Tical3.0 Tical3.0 wrote:

Originally posted by procarbinefreak procarbinefreak wrote:

Originally posted by Tical3.0 Tical3.0 wrote:

You shoulda kicked a nice dent in the car first.
i was tempted to take one of their rear view mirrors as a trophy... but there were people outside.  i could do it now, but i'm lazy and in my warm dry PJs.
The ones with the little footsies
and a butt flap?
I have a pair like that. Always hilarious.

Pics. Nao.

The proper way to wear those is with one rear button undone.  (Which one depends on whether you are right or left-handed.)

yes, and for the ultimate effect, rub some chocolate pudding mix liberally around the flap area.


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Posted By: mbro
Date Posted: 22 December 2008 at 12:46pm
Originally posted by DeTrevni DeTrevni wrote:

Originally posted by mbro mbro wrote:

Originally posted by The Guy The Guy wrote:

Originally posted by Tical3.0 Tical3.0 wrote:

Originally posted by procarbinefreak procarbinefreak wrote:

Originally posted by Tical3.0 Tical3.0 wrote:

You shoulda kicked a nice dent in the car first.
i was tempted to take one of their rear view mirrors as a trophy... but there were people outside.  i could do it now, but i'm lazy and in my warm dry PJs.
The ones with the little footsies
and a butt flap?
I have a pair like that. Always hilarious.


Pics. Nao.

Sorry, they're 300 miles away right now.

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Posted By: a_sock
Date Posted: 22 December 2008 at 1:18pm
... not at my house, but in a parking lot, this person was a really crappy driver and pulled in, took up 3, nearly 4 parkings spots, so I decided to park really tight to her so she wouldnt be able to get back in afterwards easily... I come back out of the store and theres a big dent acompanied with a decent scratch along the side of my vehicle...

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