How the Shenk stole Christmas
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Topic: How the Shenk stole Christmas
Posted By: agentwhale007
Subject: How the Shenk stole Christmas
Date Posted: 24 December 2008 at 7:44pm
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How The Shenk Stole Christmas.
-Jeffrey Riley 
Every poster Logged to Mother Liked Christmas a lot... But the Shenk Who was a Mod of Mother… Did NOT! The Shenk hated Christmas! The whole Christmas season! Now, please don't ask why. No one quite knows the reason. It could be the constant threads, they come quite a lot… The dozens of threads, saying “Post what you got” But I think that the most likely reason of all May have been that his trench-coat, was two sizes too small. But, whatever the reason, His coat or the booze, He stood there on Christmas Eve, hating the newbs Staring over from PBC with a crazy-eyed frown At the happy Christmas threads, posted in Forum-town. For he knew every poster would be up to no good… Waiting for the mods to log off, just like they should. "They’re getting new X7’s!“ he snarled with a sneer. "Tomorrow is Christmas! It's practically here!" Then he growled, with his long fingers nervously drumming, "I MUST find a way to keep all the newbs from coming!" For, tomorrow, he knew... ...All the forum girl and boys Would wake up bright and early. They'd rush for their toys! And then! They would see it! Under their tree’s Brand new X7’s Triumph’s and C3’s Then the newbs of all ages would get curious… And begin thinking “Wonder how it works…” And they'd open them up, and scatter the pieces… They will stare at the manual, trying to reconnect the beast! But no! The directions they won’t follow in the least! And THEN They'd do something he liked least of all! Every newb everywhere, would take their new loot… Out to the back yard, and attempt to shoot. They would soon figure out that they failed the rebuild… They'd **edited**! They complain! They swear the tank is filled! And then, the worst of all, they sign on the internet. And onto the forum, all of them will get… They make threads, saying the product is bad! “Help me fix it!” all downcast and sad. So says the Shenk, I must stop the invasion now! ...But HOW?" Then he got an idea! An awful idea! ENOS SHENK GOT A WONDERFUL, AWFUL IDEA! "I know just what to do!" The Shenk laughed in his throat. And he made a quick Santa-Claus mask, and red trench-coat. And he chuckled, the coughed, "What a great forum trick! "With this coat and this hat, I'll look just like Saint Nick!" "All I need is some reindeer..." Enos Shenk looked around. But since reindeer are scarce, there was none to be found. Did that stop Enos Shenk? No! Onto PBC he logged, and simply said, "Free beer for anyone who helps me instead!" So he gathered some members, with just a mouse click… He got Funky, Choopie, Brihard, Tom and Patrick. THEN He grabbed some Hefty bags And a bottle of Jack Piled all into his pickup, And he found his GPS, got it out of his pack. Then Enos Shenk said, "Giddyap!" And the Truck started down Toward the homes where the newbs Lay a-snooze in their town. All their windows were dark. Quiet snow filled the air. All the newbs were all dreaming sweet dreams without care When he came to the first house in the square. "This is stop number one," The old Enos Shenk hissed And he climbed to the roof, empty bags in his fist. Then he slid down the chimney, easy because Shenk is thin “Santa, that fatass…” he thought with a grin… He only stopped once, for a moment or two. To let Funky light up a cigar or two. Where the little newb stockings all hung in a row. "These stockings," he grinned, "are the first things to go!" Then he slithered and slunk, with a smile most unpleasant, Around the whole room, and he took every present! Air tanks! Hoppers! Drops forewords! Paintballs! Pod packs! Barrels! He took every gun, sure to get them all… And he stuffed them in bags. Then Enos Shenk, very nimbly, Stuffed all the bags, one by one, up the chimney! Then he slunk to the fridge, he knew how to cause fear. He pooped right on the Turkey, that would end all their cheer. Causing this commotion! Being quite the burden! Just like his hero, one called Tyler Durden. Then he turned his direction onto the tree… For no reason at all, he dropped his fly and took quite the pee.. And the Grinch shook it off, getting out the last drops He heard the sound come towards him, a little slight hop. He saw someone he knew, who goes by the nick… Of the chat’s Polish wonder boy, our own Cedric. Enos Shenk had been caught doing this foul deed By a kid who just wanted some good late night weed. She stared at the man, and asked “Why, Enos, Why?” "Why are you pissing on our Christmas tree? WHY?" But, you know, that old Enos was so smart and so slick He thought up a lie, and he thought it up quick! While the gears in his head oh they did clank, “Here, why don’t you take some of this, it's quite dank” And gift fooled the child. Sticking the joint in his head. And he snapped on his Zippo, and he sent him to bed. And when Cedric went to bed with his J HE went to the chimney, knowing all was OK. Then He did the same thing To the other forumer’s houses Taking all their junk, Not just the kind in the trunk. It was quarter past dawn... All the newbs, still a-bed All the newbs, still a-snooze When he packed up his sled, Packed it up with their Ions! Timmy‘s! Cockers! Soon packed away safe, home in his locker. All the way home, he had to hump it. He rode to his house, and their stuff he did dump it. "Pooh-pooh to the Newbs!" he was grinch-ish-ly humming. "They're finding out now that no Christmas is coming! "They're just waking up! I know just what they'll do! "Their mouths will hang open a minute or two "Then all the Newbs down in Newbs-ville will all get online “They will all make threads, none will be whines!” "That's a sight," grinned Enos Shenk "For which I pine” So he paused. And then Enos Shenk put an eye to the screen They were slow popping up, But soon they could be seen It started in low. Thoughts and Opinion‘s was small... The threads were not about broken gear, they were about no gear at all! “Those little ingrates, The complain no matter what happens! “All they do is rant and rave, then go back to fappin’! It couldn't be so! All that working for not He stared at the forum. Enos Shenk rubbed his eyes! Then he shook! What he saw was a shocking surprise! MORE THREADS “SOMEONE STOLE MY GEAR!“ they all came just the same! And Enos Shenk, with his tight jacket around his frame Stood puzzling and puzzling: "How could it be so? “I took all the gear! I took all the stuff! "I need a cigarette right now, sweet smoke to puff And he puzzled three hours, `till his puzzler was sore. Then Enos Shenk thought of something he hadn't before! "Maybe I should give it back," he thought, "They are not that bad "Maybe Christmas threads, I can help with, so they will not be sad And what happened then...? Well...in Newb-ville they say That the Shenks small jacket Grew three sizes that day! And the minute his chest didn’t feel so tight He whizzed with his load through the bright morning light And he brought back the paintball stuff, all in one batch And he... ...HE HIMSELF...! Played the first match. |
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Posted By: .636
Date Posted: 24 December 2008 at 7:45pm
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TL;DR
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Posted By: Ford
Date Posted: 24 December 2008 at 7:53pm
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.636 wrote:Posted By: Skillet42565
Date Posted: 24 December 2008 at 8:22pm
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<3
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Posted By: Kingtiger
Date Posted: 24 December 2008 at 9:36pm
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Posted By: High Voltage
Date Posted: 24 December 2008 at 10:00pm
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Posted By: jmac3
Date Posted: 24 December 2008 at 10:42pm
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Posted By: oreomann33
Date Posted: 24 December 2008 at 10:42pm
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Posted By: sinisterNorth
Date Posted: 24 December 2008 at 11:32pm
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Posted By: Santa Chewp
Date Posted: 24 December 2008 at 11:32pm
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So glad you re-used the shoop again :D
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Posted By: Skillet42565
Date Posted: 24 December 2008 at 11:33pm
You both suck. Quit ruining our fun. -------------
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Posted By: .636
Date Posted: 24 December 2008 at 11:36pm
Bah humbug whiner boy ------------- |
Posted By: GI JOES SON
Date Posted: 25 December 2008 at 12:14am
never gets old, good stuff!  |
Posted By: Hairball!!!
Date Posted: 25 December 2008 at 2:14am
| I lol'd at the Ced part |
Posted By: Snipa69
Date Posted: 25 December 2008 at 4:10am
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What some people fail to see in this thread is tradition. I was wondering when this and the other thread were going to come about! Glad to see them still coming around! ------------- http://imageshack.us - [IMG - http://img456.imageshack.us/img456/857/sig9ac6cs1mj.jpg - |
Posted By: Tical3.0
Date Posted: 25 December 2008 at 9:20am
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Can't be christmas without the shenk ------------- I ♣ hippies. |
Posted By: xXK1CK1NVV1NGXx
Date Posted: 25 December 2008 at 1:49pm
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I can't believe I have been coming around here for so long, it seem so weird
now that I think about it. ------------- <Sig violation, Section 1> |
Posted By: Enos Shenk
Date Posted: 25 December 2008 at 2:12pm
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What the hell? I wear a medium, not a large. What happened to my coat?
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Posted By: SSOK
Date Posted: 23 December 2010 at 2:01pm
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It needed to live. Merry Christmas! ------------- 
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Posted By: ParielIsBack
Date Posted: 23 December 2010 at 2:47pm
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I thoroughly approve of this necro thread.
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Posted By: ammolord
Date Posted: 23 December 2010 at 4:51pm
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This had to be necro'd. Cant be christmas without the shenk. ------------- PSN Tag: AmmoLord XBL: xXAmmoLordXx ~Minister of Tinkering With Things That Go "BOOM!"(AKA Minister of Munitions)~ |
Posted By: scotchyscotch
Date Posted: 24 December 2010 at 2:20am
| I am sad that I wasn't around to know what the hell you are talking about. |
Posted By: RoboCop
Date Posted: 24 December 2010 at 2:32am
| I can't believe this originally didn't get past 1 page. |
Posted By: __sneaky__
Date Posted: 24 December 2010 at 3:22am
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best thread evar. ------------- "I AM a crossdresser." -Reb Cpl Forum Vice President RIP T&O Forum |
Posted By: Tical3.0
Date Posted: 24 December 2010 at 4:54am
------------- I ♣ hippies. |
Posted By: High Voltage
Date Posted: 24 December 2010 at 12:51pm
This wasn't the original posting of the story. Hey whale, when did you first write How the Shenk Stole Christmas? -------------
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Posted By: kickinwing2010
Date Posted: 24 December 2010 at 2:30pm
LOL and I am still here. ------------- 
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Posted By: Mehs
Date Posted: 24 December 2010 at 2:42pm
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Woot ------------- [IMG]http://i27.tinypic.com/1538fbc.jpg"> Squeeze Box ☣ |
Posted By: Hairball!!!
Date Posted: 24 December 2010 at 3:12pm
There've been at least a couple versions |
Posted By: Benjichang
Date Posted: 24 December 2010 at 3:15pm
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Haven't seen SantaChewp in awhile. -------------  irc.esper.net #paintball |
Posted By: RoboCop
Date Posted: 24 December 2010 at 4:57pm
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Posted By: SSOK
Date Posted: 24 December 2010 at 5:57pm
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When I searched I found a thread from 2006. I bumped this one because I posted in it :P
I havent seen Santa Chewp, or the 2010 Forum Awards yet.
on a side note...
go to this website: http://www.carbonleaf.com - www.carbonleaf.com
I like the first two songs, my store plays them.
Edit: I did post in it. Lazy me. Theres A LOT of names I remember in this thread... http://www.tippmann.com/forum/wwf77a/forum_posts.asp?TID=162915&PN=1 - http://www.tippmann.com/forum/wwf77a/forum_posts.asp?TID=162915&PN=1 -------------
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Posted By: __sneaky__
Date Posted: 25 December 2010 at 12:34am
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^ I remember almost everyone who posted in that thread, lol ------------- "I AM a crossdresser." -Reb Cpl Forum Vice President RIP T&O Forum |
Posted By: ammolord
Date Posted: 25 December 2010 at 2:04am
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Sooo, some kid flew in and his parents wernt there yet. Is it bad that I was bored and read this to him? ------------- PSN Tag: AmmoLord XBL: xXAmmoLordXx ~Minister of Tinkering With Things That Go "BOOM!"(AKA Minister of Munitions)~ |
Posted By: Skillet42565
Date Posted: 25 December 2010 at 9:27am
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Did you tell a small child about drug and alcohol abuse? -------------
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Posted By: ammolord
Date Posted: 25 December 2010 at 10:31am
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Indeed, you cant leave out parts of the story. ------------- PSN Tag: AmmoLord XBL: xXAmmoLordXx ~Minister of Tinkering With Things That Go "BOOM!"(AKA Minister of Munitions)~ |
Posted By: Enos Shenk
Date Posted: 25 December 2010 at 2:04pm
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Oh lordy, I forgot about this. We need to drag Whale out back and beat him for breaking with tradition. ssok saved christmas on Mother. -------------
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Posted By: Santa Chewp
Date Posted: 25 December 2010 at 8:25pm
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Can't a guy slack in peace? ------------- [IMG]http://i9.tinypic.com/8f3jo8l.jpg"> |
Posted By: ammolord
Date Posted: 25 December 2010 at 8:40pm
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Says santa chewp, who is only 19 hours late. ------------- PSN Tag: AmmoLord XBL: xXAmmoLordXx ~Minister of Tinkering With Things That Go "BOOM!"(AKA Minister of Munitions)~ |
Posted By: Santa Chewp
Date Posted: 25 December 2010 at 11:03pm
Technically I'm 25 days late, but whatever, it's still Christmas. ------------- [IMG]http://i9.tinypic.com/8f3jo8l.jpg"> |
Posted By: SSOK
Date Posted: 25 December 2010 at 11:07pm
Saved Christmas on Mother 2010 title plz? -------------
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Posted By: SSOK
Date Posted: 17 December 2011 at 5:01pm
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Posted By: Skillet42565
Date Posted: 17 December 2011 at 10:04pm
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Whale needs to update the Christmas stuff. -------------
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Posted By: ammolord
Date Posted: 17 December 2011 at 10:07pm
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Agreed. ------------- PSN Tag: AmmoLord XBL: xXAmmoLordXx ~Minister of Tinkering With Things That Go "BOOM!"(AKA Minister of Munitions)~ |
Posted By: Enos Shenk
Date Posted: 18 December 2011 at 12:01am
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Looks like I did it again.
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Posted By: Tical3.0
Date Posted: 18 December 2011 at 3:35am
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I don't even know what's going on be me <3's you gypsies Merry Christmas - Happy Holidays is fer the terrerests ------------- I ♣ hippies. |
Posted By: Kayback
Date Posted: 18 December 2011 at 8:24am
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I heard a good one the other day which I quite appreciate.
Calling it Xmas is like crossing out Christ. I thought that was quite poignant expression so have adopted it. Merry Christmas everyone. We also need a swag page...... KBK ------------- Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo. H = 2 |
Posted By: evillepaintball
Date Posted: 18 December 2011 at 8:29am
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"Xmas" is a common abbreviation of the word " http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christmas - Christmas ". It is sometimes pronounced http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:IPA_for_English - / http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:IPA_for_English#Key - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:IPA_for_English#Key - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:IPA_for_English#Key - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:IPA_for_English#Key - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:IPA_for_English#Key - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:IPA_for_English#Key - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:IPA_for_English#Key - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:IPA_for_English - / , but it, and variants such as "Xtemass", originated as handwriting abbreviations for the typical pronunciation http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:IPA_for_English - / http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:IPA_for_English#Key - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:IPA_for_English#Key - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:IPA_for_English#Key - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:IPA_for_English#Key - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:IPA_for_English#Key - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:IPA_for_English#Key - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:IPA_for_English#Key - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:IPA_for_English#Key - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:IPA_for_English - / . The "-mas" part is from the Latin-derived http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Old_English - Old English word for " http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mass_%28liturgy%29 - Mass ", http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Xmas#cite_note-0 - [1] while the "X" comes from the http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Greek_alphabet - Greek letter http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chi_%28letter%29 - Chi , which is the first letter of the Greek word Χριστός, translated as " http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christ - Christ ". http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Xmas#cite_note-oed-x-1 - [2] There is a http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_common_English_usage_misconceptions#Usage - common misconception that the word Xmas is a secular attempt to remove the religious tradition from Christmas http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Xmas#cite_note-2 - [3] by taking the "Christ" out of "Christmas". ------------- 
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Posted By: Kayback
Date Posted: 18 December 2011 at 11:45am
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Huh. Something new every day.
I will admit I am getting slightly offended with the other religions attempts to remove the religious tradition of Christmas by making it a "holiday" celebration, yet insisting on recognition for Eid or Dewvali or whatever. Thanks for the correction. KBK ------------- Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo. H = 2 |
Posted By: ammolord
Date Posted: 18 December 2011 at 12:04pm
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Posted By: choopie911
Date Posted: 18 December 2011 at 4:43pm
| I have no problem with saying xmas, it is literally just the shorter form which is nice when typing. |
Posted By: scotchyscotch
Date Posted: 18 December 2011 at 8:45pm
| One of my mums pals is called Christine and she would wrie t as Xtine. Dunno if it's a chicken/egg situation but there you go. |
Posted By: SSOK
Date Posted: 18 December 2011 at 10:40pm
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heheheh... I went to "Nobody on the internet likes me" to "Miss Tippmann Forum 2007" to "The Savior of Christmas" te-he. Edit: WHERE IS SANTACHEWP?
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Posted By: usafpilot07
Date Posted: 20 December 2011 at 4:22pm
I remember being younger, and every year wishing I'd be included.  Oh the things that used to matter.
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Posted By: Gatyr
Date Posted: 21 December 2011 at 10:19am
I still wish I was included. ): ------------- 
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Posted By: Boss_DJ
Date Posted: 21 December 2011 at 12:19pm
It's the intention, doesn't matter what the true definition is. Some people will call a homosexual gay because that's what they are and its the correct adjective. Others use gay as a racial slur. The true meaning is just another way of saying Christmas but people and organizations also use the word to take Christ out of the equation. ------------- 
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Posted By: evillepaintball
Date Posted: 21 December 2011 at 12:38pm
Do you have any documentation? Or are you a mind reader now? -------------
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Posted By: Boss_DJ
Date Posted: 21 December 2011 at 12:46pm
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What? -------------
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Posted By: evillepaintball
Date Posted: 21 December 2011 at 12:49pm
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Posted By: Boss_DJ
Date Posted: 21 December 2011 at 1:07pm
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You don't really need a citation. It's human behavior. The connotation behind a word is more powerful than its actual meaning. I understand your explanation and its true but people can distort words where they lose their true meaning/origin. I agree people say X-mas as a shortened version of Christmas with no intention of deteriating the religious aspect of the holiday but people also do use X-mas as a way to celebrate the commercial side of the holiday without involving Christianity. -------------
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Posted By: evillepaintball
Date Posted: 21 December 2011 at 1:18pm
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Or perhaps it is just human nature to think that everyone is out to poop on your X-mas parade. -------------
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Posted By: rednekk98
Date Posted: 21 December 2011 at 5:36pm
 "X-tian" was a commonly used abbreviation in many of my college notes, it's lazy/ trendy, nothing more. If you feel the holiday deserves more formality, use the full word. This thread and necro just show how the forum has become less enjoyable. Everything comes back to Obama, or Christianity, and FE hasn't even posted in here. |
Posted By: bravecoward
Date Posted: 21 December 2011 at 5:43pm
I'd rather be included in the night before christmas one. ------------- 
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Posted By: Yomillio
Date Posted: 21 December 2011 at 5:56pm
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I have NEVER heard of anyone being offended at Xmas being used for shorthand. Until now, that is. ------------- 
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Posted By: stratoaxe
Date Posted: 21 December 2011 at 6:00pm
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The only expression that really eliminates Christianity from the Christmas Season purposely is "Happy Holidays". I find that expression more silly than offensive though, because in its urgency to be religiously neutral it loses any and all relevent meaning whatsoever. It's like going to someone's birthday party and saying "Happy Day!" On a sidenote though, I really do get sick of the whole OMG JESUS IS THE REASON FOR THE SEASON stuff on Facebook, along with the THEYRE TAKING CHRIST OUT OF CHRISTMAS GRAB UR GUNS paranoia. To be honest, I'd say the happy holidays trend was really propelled by businesses that wanted to market to a broader audience during the most fiscally important season of the year. *Warning: Humbug Ahead* The irony in that is that Christians have purposely commercialized their holiday, and then complain when businesses market it as such. They want the act of spoiling already spoiled children with expensive gifts to be viewed in some form of sacred manner.
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Posted By: scotchyscotch
Date Posted: 21 December 2011 at 7:14pm
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It's like anything good. People take the good bits and build on them and leave the jiggery pokery to the daftys. Christmas has only relatively recently become a big deal and I think this is in no small part to people forgetting about the religious (read boring) parts. I hate to bring this point up but it does seem appropriate. Christmas is a hijacked version of some other group of wizards holiday/party. I don't pray or think of jeebus at the christmas dinner table but as always you can do what you want. Don't rely on others to share your point of view before you can celebrate it. They're not in your house, they can do what they want. So anyway, Merry chrimbo!
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Posted By: Yomillio
Date Posted: 21 December 2011 at 10:22pm
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Sometimes I think I may be the only Christian who doesn't get the slightest bit offended when someone tells me "happy holidays". I'm more than understanding that people don't celebrate Christmas, and don't want to be told to have a Merry Christmas. You would generally correct someone if they said "happy birthday" to you and it wasn't your birthday, right? Of course that's far from a good example, as the door for being offended gets open due to the religious aspect of it compared to a birthday, but you see what I'm trying to get at. I should say, however, that I do think its silly that people get upset over others saying "Merry Christmas" instead of "Happy Holidays", but I also think its just as silly that people feel the need to say "Merry Christmas" in rebellion against "Happy Holidays". Really, its just another reason besides commercialization that the holiday season is going down the pooper.
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Posted By: SSOK
Date Posted: 13 December 2012 at 9:05pm
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Well, it is that time of the year again. There are twelve days left until Christmas, and...well... I'm festive. And I miss the stupid traditions we have around these here parts. Merry Christmas! Yes, tradition dictates that Whale posts it on Christmas eve, but he slacked for two years. We love him anyway. Oh, I'm quite proud of my ugly christmas sweater sig. -------------
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Posted By: choopie911
Date Posted: 13 December 2012 at 10:03pm
| I love the sig, probably one of the best christmas ones I've seen on here. I was pretty happy to see this thread on the front page again. Man, not being in school makes christmas approach MUCH faster. I need to get some shopping done, I only have one idea so far. |
Posted By: SSOK
Date Posted: 13 December 2012 at 10:13pm
LOL, it took me all of 10 minutes in MS paint. If you look closely you can see all of the mistakes I made. I just used a design I found online and moved stuff around. As for shopping, I found that I did a majority of my shopping online except for two things so far. It is kind of nice, I will say. What are you doing for Christmas? Catching a plane to BC and staying for a few days? -------------
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Posted By: tallen702
Date Posted: 14 December 2012 at 8:57am
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I DEMAND Santa Chewp! ------------- <Removed overly wide sig. Tsk, you know better.> |
Posted By: Mack
Date Posted: 14 December 2012 at 9:16am
Whale's slacking not withstanding, I like that this thread was resurrected. It seems more traditional than starting a new thread. happy holidays and merry x-mas to all. Edit: Santa Choop! Santa Choop! Santa Choop! Santa Choop! Santa Choop! Santa Choop! Santa Choop! Santa Choop! Santa Choop! Santa Choop! Santa Choop! Santa Choop! ------------- 
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Posted By: Ceesman762
Date Posted: 14 December 2012 at 9:26am
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Tippmann should hook us up with some swag for being good and loyal Forum members. I would not mind a Tippmann sticker for my back window to match my laser cut Tippmann version of Shorty's patch.
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Posted By: SSOK
Date Posted: 14 December 2012 at 10:56am
I wish they would re-release their old Tippmann shirts, the ones where it was a white or black shirt with the red TIPPMANN lettering and PAINTBALL-MADE IN THE USA below it. I had both the white and black ones, and I loved them both. I also got a Tippmann dealer banner for Christmas one year. Twas nice. -------------
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Posted By: SSOK
Date Posted: 24 December 2012 at 11:53pm
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You can thank Mr. Carbinefreak for this. Merry Christmas, y'all.
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Posted By: Santa Chewp
Date Posted: 25 December 2012 at 10:00pm
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Whoa whoa, sorry I'm late folks, too much nog. ------------- [IMG]http://i9.tinypic.com/8f3jo8l.jpg"> |