Winter's Plot To Kill Me.
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Topic: Winter's Plot To Kill Me.
Posted By: __sneaky__
Subject: Winter's Plot To Kill Me.
Date Posted: 26 January 2009 at 7:39pm
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Well today I was basically told, "go home" by my princaple, because I live a very long ways away from my school. Not to mention the snow/ice storm headed hard twords all of southern missouri had already arrived...
So as I am at the very top of the On-ramp onto the highway, I hit a patch of black ice, fishtail quickly onto the highway(and not on purpose), I quickly countersteer, the car starts to go the other way, and I counter steer again in the opposite direction, I regained control, and take a quick glimpse in my rear view mirror as I'm freaked out... Had I spun out, there was a semi that would have plowed into me at 55mph...
Anyways, as I continue my journey home, driving 50mph on a 70mph highway, with the windshield defroster turned ALL the way up. Its so cold outside that ice is still forming on my windshield regardless of the heat and my windshield wipers. So I'm driving along looking through a peek-hole in the ice, I finally make it home, and glance over into my drivers seat and notice my AC-DC Black Ice album laying there... (terrible album btw.) The irony was rediculous...
And to relax I went to take a nice hot shower... To then quickly find out, our hot water heater is broken.
 Winter has officially put a hit out on me.
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Replies:
Posted By: ammolord
Date Posted: 26 January 2009 at 7:43pm
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lol, happened to me the other day. ------------- PSN Tag: AmmoLord XBL: xXAmmoLordXx ~Minister of Tinkering With Things That Go "BOOM!"(AKA Minister of Munitions)~ |
Posted By: Styro Folme
Date Posted: 26 January 2009 at 7:57pm
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Bahaha. Glad you snuck out of that situation. Explain to your parents that if you went to school with your friends, that would have never happened. ------------- X |
Posted By: K Hop
Date Posted: 26 January 2009 at 8:06pm
| It was funny when they forgot to treat the roads here, and the buses tried to drive all around. |
Posted By: __sneaky__
Date Posted: 26 January 2009 at 8:06pm
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Styro Folme wrote:Posted By: choopie911
Date Posted: 26 January 2009 at 8:10pm
| Meh, that's every day in a Whitehorse winter. |
Posted By: Tical3.0
Date Posted: 26 January 2009 at 10:47pm
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Posted By: STOcocker
Date Posted: 27 January 2009 at 12:00am
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How big is your school? I'm just surprised that your principal even knows who you are. Although I believe I do recall some stories about you and your principal having some disagreements... at least I think that was you. |
Posted By: Uncle Rudder
Date Posted: 27 January 2009 at 12:03am
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Why must nature play such evil tricks on me and make it 60 degrees on Friday only to drop to 10 on Saturday?
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Posted By: Destruction
Date Posted: 27 January 2009 at 12:04am
Forgot what I was going to say...  ------------- u dont know what to do ur getting mottor boatted Men are from Magmar, women are from Venusaur. |
Posted By: Skillet42565
Date Posted: 27 January 2009 at 12:09am
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If only.
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Posted By: new jersey
Date Posted: 27 January 2009 at 8:23pm
| Where the hell is my global warming those liberals keep bragging about. |
Posted By: mbro
Date Posted: 27 January 2009 at 8:41pm
Where is whale to call this out? Also sneaky, try living in Wisconsin. It was negative 6 when I went into work today where I worked for 9 hours outside. ------------- 
Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos. |
Posted By: Eville
Date Posted: 27 January 2009 at 8:43pm
LOL OMG THAT IS SO CLEVER!! LOL STOOPID LIBRILS! |
Posted By: Linus
Date Posted: 27 January 2009 at 10:15pm
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Being from Michigan, I relish this "ice storm" we're having.
All the idiot drivers are on the right 2 lanes of the highway going 35 bumper to bumper, while I'm in the far left alone going 65... IN RAIN!!!!!!!!! ------------- 
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Posted By: __sneaky__
Date Posted: 28 January 2009 at 1:17am
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yeah, that was me.
My school is fricken tiny.
Seriously, I am the entire senior class...
Highschool consists of 6 people.
Its a dumb little private christian school, thats about to go bankrupt for obvious reasons...
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Posted By: choopie911
Date Posted: 28 January 2009 at 1:19am
6? Are you serious? I'm tempted to say that's worse than being homeschooled. |
Posted By: __sneaky__
Date Posted: 28 January 2009 at 1:29am
At least homeschool I didnt haft to drive 40 miles to get to school... (thats just one way)
But yeah, 6 very sheltered kids.
My graduation is going to be retarded...
My senior prom consists of going on a date to the olive garden, and listening to music on the way there...
Senior skip day, is any day I decide not to show up...
Senior trip... Driving 40 miles to school everyday.
Graduation is my favorite! It'll be something like this, "Okay, lets get this started. First, we will hand out the diplomas! Alright, Taylor Shanks! /I walk up, get my diploma and go sit back down/ Alright! Thank you everyone for coming!"
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Posted By: Bunkered
Date Posted: 28 January 2009 at 3:22am
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It hasn't been above 32 degrees in Michigan since January 4, and it's been right around 0 to -20 windchills the past two weeks. My heater core in my car broke yesterday, while I was wearing dress clothes.
Winter has it out for me too I guess. ------------- 
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Posted By: High Voltage
Date Posted: 28 January 2009 at 8:07am
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ice storm wut? Just stepped outside, more like half inch of snow, wut? ------------- 
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Posted By: choopie911
Date Posted: 28 January 2009 at 11:45am
So that's why you're broken. Makes sense now. How did you wind up in that crapshoot? |
Posted By: JohnnyHopper
Date Posted: 28 January 2009 at 1:04pm
That's so small that you couldn't even get on the news if you killed everyone there....wow. So how's the football team doing? ------------- My shoes of peace have steel toes. |
Posted By: __sneaky__
Date Posted: 28 January 2009 at 9:00pm
So at my old school, I had half the school who loved me, and the other half who was threatening to drag me around the parking lot tied to their truck... So between that and my really bad A.D.D., that school wasnt working out for me...
So my sister had been going to this school for a while, not sure how she found it... (it was half way respectable at that time) and so I got sent there too! And then it turned out that the old princaple was a pedo, and half the school left... So we went real ghetto, real fast...
btw, didnt quite get what you meant by broken?
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Posted By: ammolord
Date Posted: 28 January 2009 at 9:46pm
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wow, i couldent deal with a class of 6. ------------- PSN Tag: AmmoLord XBL: xXAmmoLordXx ~Minister of Tinkering With Things That Go "BOOM!"(AKA Minister of Munitions)~ |
Posted By: MeanMan
Date Posted: 28 January 2009 at 10:53pm
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6 people... Wow. We have like, 500 in my Senior Class.
Speaking of weather, I had a snow day today. Like a foot of snow since last night. I slept 14 hours and my sister got her G6 stuck in the driveway, when she couldve taken my 4WD Explorer... ------------- 
hybrid-sniper~"To be honest, if I see a player still using an Impulse I'm going to question their motives." |
Posted By: __sneaky__
Date Posted: 29 January 2009 at 3:35am
It's not even the senior class... I'm the only senior.
That's the ENTIRE high school 
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Posted By: JohnnyHopper
Date Posted: 29 January 2009 at 9:54am
Wow, fail cult is fail. I guess you guys couldn't find a good comet to wait for ;) ------------- My shoes of peace have steel toes. |
Posted By: PaiNTbALLfReNzY
Date Posted: 29 January 2009 at 10:25am
That took me a few seconds, but the delivery was still first class. We should all come to your graduation. Cram as many people into that school as possible. |
Posted By: __sneaky__
Date Posted: 29 January 2009 at 3:39pm
| LOL! That would be pretty funny actually. |
Posted By: bravecoward
Date Posted: 29 January 2009 at 3:51pm
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i am enjoying my third snow day in a row
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Posted By: mbro
Date Posted: 29 January 2009 at 4:25pm
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Who the hell has snow days? -------------
Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos. |
Posted By: ammolord
Date Posted: 29 January 2009 at 5:04pm
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realy. ------------- PSN Tag: AmmoLord XBL: xXAmmoLordXx ~Minister of Tinkering With Things That Go "BOOM!"(AKA Minister of Munitions)~ |
Posted By: Mack
Date Posted: 29 January 2009 at 5:45pm
Look at it this way, you're guaranteed to graduate at the top of your class . . . of course, you're guaranteed to graduate at the bottom of your class as well. Does this mean you have to be your own prom date? (Treat yourself with respect or you won't like yourself in the morning.) ------------- 
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Posted By: __sneaky__
Date Posted: 29 January 2009 at 10:03pm
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lol, I'm prom king! but I guess I'm technically prom queen by default as well
If it was with 5 other girls, it'd be fine... but there is only one girl, and she looks like she is the product of backwoods missouri "family love" if ya know what I mean...
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Posted By: Mack
Date Posted: 30 January 2009 at 12:53am
Hey! I'm from Missouri. My wife and sister was really annoyed by yer comment. She said unrepeatable things. (Sorry, couldn't resist. I actually am originally from Missouri though and, sadly, I knew exactly what you meant by that statement.) -------------
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Posted By: Hairball!!!
Date Posted: 30 January 2009 at 1:07am
Tell me about it. |